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Xie Shuangchen held the phone with a serious face.

Ye Ling looked up at him while eating, and the rice bowl in front of Xie Shuangchen had never been touched. Ye Ling reminded him: "Why are you looking so serious? Don't you eat? It's getting cold."

"You old man Yang Shuanglin!" Xie Shuangchen finally said, "I was thinking how to scold him."

Ye Ling asked: "Why are you scolding him?"

"I can't swallow this breath, I'm in a panic." Xie Shuangchen said, "Who will show the yin and yang weirdness, oh my god, let me see his comment below is really..." He turned the screen to Ye Ling, "I know What is a dogleg?"

"Hey, isn't it all like this?" Ye Ling smiled, "After you post a Weibo, it is no longer a dog's leg, it has to be called a licking dog."

Xie Shuangchen shook his fingers: "But I was not overwhelmed by this momentary enthusiasm and vain and inflated."

Ye Ling thought for a while and said, "Why didn't I see you? Nse."

Xie Shuangchen put down his phone, took a few mouthfuls of food, and picked up the phone again: "No, I have to take revenge on my second senior brother."

Ye Ling said: "You tease him, what if you annoy him again? Just let him forget you, out of sight, out of mind. As for you, just think about the actor's affairs in peace of mind. With just a few soldiers, we can only play on weekends, and there are no shows from Monday to Friday, so the garden is just spending money to play?"

"It's useless to be anxious about the actor, let's recruit slowly. We are poor and have nothing now, so it's hard to say." Xie Shuangchen said, "But the second senior brother, didn't you realize that he was calm before? I always I don’t think he’s the type to let it go.”

"Hey, are you really paying attention to him?" Ye Ling watched as Xie Shuangchen opened Yang Shuanglin's Weibo and wrote something.

He took out his mobile phone to read, and the comments were mixed with greetings from Xie Shuangchen.

"Hey, second senior brother, who made you unhappy?"

Only the insiders know about their quarrel and separation. This circle is small and closed, and the industry barriers are too high.The general public likes to read the gossip about celebrities, handsome men and beautiful women. The parents of these big brothers who talk about cross talk are short-sighted, and everyone is too lazy to pay attention.

Therefore, Xie Shuangchen's presence in it would not provoke too much discussion from the outside world, but instead made Yang Shuanglin very upset.

He couldn't vent his displeasure openly.

What can he say?Say I'm targeting you bastard?He must not be so blunt, it will damage everyone's demeanor and face.The most embarrassing thing was not this, but his colleagues came to ask him what happened in private, and he scolded Xie Shuangchen for ruining the things left by his ancestors, and his master never taught him to strip clothes with men.Everyone "tsk tsk" and said very implicitly that the fifth master had played.Xie Shuangchen, the little fifth master on the back foot, went off in person, and greeted as if nothing had happened. Others don't know, but don't colleagues know?Just wait and see how Yang Shuanglin will deal with it.

No matter how Yang Shuanglin said it was inappropriate, he could only swallow it back.

"You are really flustered." Ye Ling shook her head helplessly, "He has to remember you again."

Xie Shuangchen felt relieved, who cares about this?Leisurely said: "He doesn't remember me very much? Teacher Ye, what's wrong with you? This is not your style? When we left there last time, but your last sentence made up for my seniors, how would that be?" How cruel, have you changed to vegetarianism now?"

Ye Ling smiled and said: "I don't like to fight with people online, because it won't cause actual harm to the other party. Of course, people should be forgiven and forgive others online, but in reality..."

Hearing these words, Xie Shuangchen was shocked, and shuddered, and said: "I'm really scared when you say that, if I make you unhappy someday, you will chop me up again."

"I'm just talking." Ye Ling shrugged, "Why are you nervous?"

"Can you not be nervous?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Mr. Ye, you are in my heart, you are ten steps and one kill a thousand miles, and I respect you very much."

"Respect?" Ye Ling raised her eyebrows, "Don't play too much, that's the greatest respect for me."

Xie Shuangchen asked back: "Mr. Ye, who has played the game before? I didn't sit on your lap, did I?"

"I do it in private, so of course it doesn't count." Ye Ling acted very reasonable this time.

But Xie Shuangchen was more reasonable than him: "I didn't have any substantial contact with you, let alone forget it. Besides, the husband and wife scenes in leg work are almost all funny roles, I sacrificed a lot, okay?"

Ye Ling said seriously: "You can stand inside the table and be a joke."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Then let's play "Lun Ping Dou" next week, and you stand outside the table." He put his hand on Ye Ling's arm, and Ye Ling gently shook him off, saying: "You talk, don't talk about it." Always hands-on."

"But I just like to use my hands and feet to hook my shoulders and my back." Xie Shuangchen also "stabbed" and moved the chair to Ye Ling's side, putting his arms on Ye Ling's shoulders, "Teacher Ye, don't you particularly like talking to others Do you have physical contact? You really have to get used to it, you know? Not to mention there is such an annoying thing as me, what if you have a girlfriend in the future, don’t you let me touch it? "

Ye Ling said: "Why do you care so much?"

"I just have a lot of things to do, didn't you realize that?" Xie Shuangchen was a little surprised, "If I don't talk about cross talk, the most suitable job is to be a male and female director."

The truth is this truth, but it is too simple and rude to say it.Ye Ling suddenly realized that she might not know Xie Shuangchen deeply enough.

"Ms. Ye." Xie Shuangchen came together again, "Have you ever been in love?"

"..." Ye Ling said, "Isn't your topic too sudden?"

"Because I talk too much about things." Xie Shuangchen said, "We don't seem to have talked much about private life." He thought for a while, and clapped his hands, "It's true! I knew your name was Ye Ling, Tsinghua University Graduated from a university, a boiler burner, a native of Tianjin, I don’t know anything else. On the other hand, you have seen all the messy things in our family with your own eyes, and you have seen both our masters.”

Ye Ling said, "I haven't seen your parents before."

Xie Shuangchen said, "I haven't seen it either."

Ye Ling was speechless.

"Oh, just tell me, eating is boring anyway." Xie Shuangchen began to groan, "My thirst for knowledge is so vigorous——" It wasn't that his thirst for knowledge defeated Ye Ling, but that he was about to get started again.

Ye Ling really gave in to Xie Shuangchen on this point, so she could only compromise and say: "When I was in middle school, I had a female classmate, and we would do homework together after school every day and go to self-study together."

"..." Xie Shuangchen was speechless, "Are you in a relationship? Are you in a mutual help study group? Did you get separated after graduating from high school?"

Ye Ling asked: "How do you know?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Do you need to know? You have been admitted to Tsinghua University, what kind of study group do you need? Go ahead and go to university?"

Ye Ling said: "Going to college is too busy and I don't have time. Besides, there are very few girls in our college. Where can I get a girlfriend for my turn?"

"Oh——" Xie Shuangchen said meaningfully, "Can't you find a boyfriend without a girlfriend?"

"Am I sick?" Ye Ling was really puzzled by Xie Shuangchen's brain circuit, "Can't I study hard? What do you mean?" He flicked his finger towards Xie Shuangchen, "Crazy hints that I should find you? "

Xie Shuangchen hugged herself tightly: "I am not homophobic."

Ye Ling said: "You are really full."

"Oh, I feel a little bit moved when I think of our teacher Ye's innocent piece of precious jade." Xie Shuangchen probably could only be afraid of homophobia for two seconds, and then he came up and said, "Did you even think about it?" Have you ever held a girl's hand?"

Ye Ling said: "You say again that I kicked you!"

"It's okay, Teacher Ye, this is not shameful at all." Xie Shuangchen said, "Compared to those shameless scumbags who play with the feelings of female compatriots, you have really won the starting line of morality!"

Ye Ling supported her forehead: "Why do I not feel happy at all when I hear it?"

"Ah? Are you unhappy?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Let's talk early, let's take a walk, and I will take you out to play in the afternoon."

"What are you doing?" Ye Ling said, "You burn money from Monday to Friday, and the performances on weekends make ends meet. You still want to go out to play? What's the matter, burning money isn't fun?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "One yard is worth one yard. You don't have to worry about the garden. Worrying is useless."

Today's day is particularly good, the sky in Beijing is so blue that it's a bit fake.Xie Shuangchen had been busy with the premiere for a while, so he just took this opportunity to come out and relax.

"I don't think you can do this." Xie Shuangchen walked side by side with Ye Ling on the street, "Too straight man, the most a girl likes you is to bow down to your beauty, but after getting along for a long time, no matter how beautiful your face is It’s boring, but the key is to have an interesting soul. On the other hand, the souls of straight men are very boring.”

"I'm just boring, and I don't want to be interesting." Ye Ling said indifferently, "I haven't heard that any girl likes gay?"

"Don't be arrogant!" Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm a mere scumbag. Today I will take you to experience how to chase a girl. I hope you can study it carefully and use it in your future practice. Remember, I am very Concerned about your personal life."

Ye Ling refused: "I don't think you should care about it."

Xie Shuangchen persisted: "No, no, no, partners should infiltrate into each other's lives."

Anyway, in terms of reasoning, few people in this world can talk about Xie Shuangchen.Hearing Xie Shuangchen's persecution all the time, Ye Ling felt that she was about to ascend without desire or desire.

The two of them came out from home and strolled slowly. Sanlitun is crowded with people all year round, especially when the weather is good.Ye Ling looked dizzy at the people all over the street, and asked, "Where are we going?"

"Let me think about it." Xie Shuangchen thought for a long time.Ye Ling definitely doesn't like to go shopping in the mall, which will reduce a lot of the fun of shopping, as well as the instant pleasure of paying.Many places flashed through his mind, and finally he snapped his fingers: "Come with me!"

Ye Ling followed Xie Shuangchen in confusion.

Since Sanlitun went east, it has entered the embassy district. No matter how lively the outside world is, this place will always be isolated from the world.The quiet streets are lined with embassies of various countries, shaded by trees.

Here, autumn is golden.

"There are still so many ginkgo trees here." Ye Ling sighed, looking at the golden world in front of her eyes, it seemed as if there had been a gorgeous rain when the wind blew.

"Don't you know that you have been studying in Beijing for so many years?" Xie Shuangchen was a little surprised.

"I really don't know." Ye Ling said, "I don't have time to come to this kind of place."

"Then you really only read the books of sages." Xie Shuangchen said, "There are many foreign restaurants here, but it's a pity that the two of us came out after dinner, otherwise I could take you to eat German knuckles."

"what?"

"There's a German restaurant right in front that eats big sausages." Xie Shuangchen joked, "It's just that I'm used to being called Big Elbow."

"Soil." Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen switched Tianjin accent in a second: "What's the matter with you?"

"Tianjin dialect is not native!" Ye Ling said, "Speak Baoding dialect if you have the ability!"

"It's too difficult for me to rely on this." Xie Shuangchen said, "If I can't learn Baoding dialect well, it always smells like Tangshan." He was still trying to recall the tone of "Taxi?" Said, "Why should I speak Baoding dialect?"

"How do I know." Ye Ling said, "It was you who were suddenly surprised."

"Oh, let's not talk about it!" Xie Shuangchen pushed Ye Ling into a nearby cafe, "Go get something to drink, and I'll take you to dinner in the evening."

There was no one there on weekdays, so Xie Shuangchen found a table by the floor-to-ceiling windows and sat down.He was very casual, and he was paralyzed when he sat down. Ye Ling looked around and whispered, "Don't you think it's strange to come to this kind of place?"

"What's so strange?" Xie Shuangchen asked back.

"I think only girls like to come here." Ye Ling added, "There are also people who talk about work, two men..."

Xie Shuangchen said with a smile: "I'm here to show you life. You see, you know that girls like to come to this kind of place, so if your future girlfriend knows where to go?"

Ye Ling wanted to refute a few words, but what Xie Shuangchen ordered was delivered.

"I remember you don't like sweets very much, so why don't you eat some fruit." Xie Shuangchen said, "You don't drink coffee either, right?"

"Yeah." Ye Ling nodded, "How do you know?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Did you not realize that you drink soy milk without sugar? And you have always blocked Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai cuisines when ordering takeout."

"Is there?" Ye Ling himself really didn't notice it, and he didn't expect Xie Shuangchen to even observe these insignificant things.He couldn't help wondering, what kind of existence was he from Xie Shuangchen's perspective?

It will probably be very boring. Although the education background is not low, it is not dazzling enough.His education is of little use in ordinary social life, and he may not even be able to repair circuits as quickly as a professional electrician, and he may not be able to repair boilers...he may not be able to.

He has no hobbies other than cross talk, he doesn't like to hang out or play games, and his personality is not outgoing enough.He himself feels that he is a boring person, let alone Xie Shuangchen who is such a restless master?

Before Xie Shuangchen asked him about private emotions, Ye Ling didn't even create a file for this information in her own brain area.It seems that in the past twenty years of his life, all his energy has been put on his studies and his only hobby. These things are his spiritual sustenance, and he doesn't need anything else to fill the emptiness.

Xie Shuangchen kept his cell phone buttoned and put it aside, regardless of whether anyone was looking for him, he ignored it.He is a person who is very good at chatting, and he can chat with Ye Ling for a long time to chat about the weather, Ye Ling can only be forced to talk.Xie Shuangchen was tired of chatting, so he stretched his waist and lay down on the table. The sunlight lightly scattered on his body through the glass, outlining a faint golden edge.

He is like a big cat, he always likes to chase beautiful butterflies on weekdays, but when he is quietly basking in the sun, he is a little lazy and cute, making people forget his powerful side.

He's only 22 years old. If he were an ordinary person, he might have just graduated from college and walked out of an ivory tower to face the world ignorantly.And Xie Shuangchen had experienced life and death early on, and he had gone through the quarrel between his brothers. He walked out without hesitation. He could only face the next road alone and resist all the pressure alone.

But Xie Shuangchen didn't say anything, he was always laughing and joking, he was born to only bring happiness to others.

"Huh?" Xie Shuangchen raised his eyes and saw Ye Ling's palm against his hair.He asked, "What's wrong?"

"There is something." Ye Ling lied, "It's all right now."

Xie Shuangchen said: "I decided to eat German pork knuckle at night."

"..." Ye Ling said, "You really think of something."

When it was dark, the two people came to the restaurant. There were not many people here, the tables outside were empty, and a sticky note was erected on one of the tables in the best position.

It says "stammtisch" in German.

"Do you think it's cold outside?" Xie Shuangchen said, "If you don't like the outside, we can go inside."

Ye Ling looked at the note and asked, "Have you reserved your seat?"

"You know him?" Xie Shuangchen asked back.

"My academic performance is quite good." Ye Ling said, "I have also learned a few foreign languages, and I still know simple words."

Xie Shuangchen scratched his hair and said with a smile: "I just like to eat meat, and this place is close to home. It's too dark inside the shop, so I like to sit outside, so I reserved a table outside."

"Then sit outside." Ye Ling sat down by herself, "The air is good tonight."

Xie Shuangchen will make arrangements for what to order and eat later on. When the dishes are served, the two of them are chatting about traditional cross talk.Ye Ling only talked more when he mentioned this, Xie Shuangchen echoed, cutting meat with a knife and fork in his hand.

After Ye Ling finished speaking, Xie Shuangchen also finished cutting, there was no need for Ye Ling to do anything else.

"Let's eat." Xie Shuangchen divided it among Ye Ling.

"You don't have to do this." Ye Ling said, "It's not like I'm without arms and legs."

"But I think people need to be taken care of." Xie Shuangchen looked at Ye Ling, and suddenly said in a very formal tone, "Do you want me to take care of you?"

Ye Ling's hand stopped in mid-air, and she stared blankly at Xie Shuangchen.

"Miss Ye, you are blushing." Xie Shuangchen said.