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This sentence woke Ye Ling up, he moved unnaturally, and subconsciously said: "No."

"It's red!" Xie Shuangchen emphasized.

"It's frozen!" Ye Ling also emphasized.

"It's not "Linhaixueyuan" now!" Xie Shuangchen spat, "No, "Linhaixueyuan" is refreshed."

Ye Ling said: "Don't praise yourself, is it boring or not?" He didn't really want to continue the topic just now, so he wanted to say something to divert it, but Xie Shuangchen didn't give him this opportunity at all, and he refused to let him go. He asked calmly, "Ms. Ye, how am I treating you?"

"..."

"say something!"

"You asked this question... how can I answer it?"

"Oh." Xie Shuangchen Erlang raised his legs, "That's not good."

"That was not what I meant."

"Then what do you mean?"

"I..." Ye Ling felt that this was a quagmire. Why did Xie Shuangchen always ask him so many questions?It's just not what he's good at.

Why not let him briefly describe thermal equipment and system safety analysis, failure state maintenance and equipment management?

In fact, it's not that Xie Shuangchen doesn't want to, but that Xie Shuangchen doesn't know how to do this question.

"Hey..." Xie Shuangchen seemed to be a little frustrated, "Is it stupid for me to do this? I just wanted to treat you well and make you happy, but unexpectedly, you refused to say a word. I hope you Can be like on stage, at least I can understand what you mean."

Ye Ling didn't know whether Xie Shuangchen was really depressed or pretended to be depressed, but what Xie Shuangchen said was right.Ye Ling is indeed different on stage and off stage. On stage, he easily abandons his identity. He is a "B", a bridge between Douhua and the audience, and he can let go.But when he was in the audience, he was Ye Ling, his face was so thin inside, and he didn't have particularly strong emotions, he just couldn't say some words.

"I..." Ye Ling lowered her head and said with great effort, "You're fine."

He is ashamed. At this moment, he feels that he is too embarrassed, wishing he could get under the table.He understood that Xie Shuangchen had a playful character, and Ye Ling was not sure what kind of mentality he used to ask himself.It's a little strange to say this on such an occasion, but it's a pity that Ye Ling didn't want to tell lies.

So when the answer came out, Ye Ling didn't know how to face herself.

"Is it that difficult? It's like being sentenced to death." Xie Shuangchen was about to speak more seriously, but through the light, he saw Ye Ling's head hanging down, and the tips of her ears were red.The energy in Xie Shuangchen's heart rose, and he blurted out: "Miss Ye, your face is even redder."

"Stop talking." Ye Ling was ashamed and angry.

"Ms. Ye." Xie Shuangchen lay on the table, leaned forward, leaned towards Ye Ling, and asked seriously but in a low voice, "Ms. Ye, if someone really tells you that he likes you, he wants to develop a relationship with you." , what are you doing?"

Ye Ling pressed her hands on her knees and clenched her fists slightly, as if she was on the verge of erupting.Xie Shuangchen saw it, and hurriedly said: "Hey, you can't do this! What if I am a girl, and you blush and shy before you say a few words, who is picking on who? No, do it again! Well, let me think about it... Just start with the paragraph "Would you like me to take care of you", this time you ask me, and I will give you a standard answer on the spot. "

"You..." Ye Ling was stunned for a moment before she realized that she realized that she was just joking around.He could only say: "I think you're boring, you can play it yourself, separate the two roles, and I'll watch."

Xie Shuangchen smiled: "I'm really capable." When he smiled, the atmosphere became much more relaxed.Behind this smile is the uneasiness in his heart.Ye Ling was almost ignited and exploded again, which was really thrilling.Xie Shuangchen knew that he was not a person with a very good personality, and he always joked too much.He was not stingy with these things, but when it came to Ye Ling, he was always afraid.

Perhaps out of reverence and fear for a high-level intellectual, Xie Shuangchen himself drew a class difference between the two.He groaned, but he didn't dare to annoy Ye Ling, so he could only jump back and forth on the edge of temptation.Seeing that there is no way to talk, I can only ramble around and find reasons to get back.

Act as if nothing happened.

The two of them ate this meal with their own minds, and then both ate too much.

They walked back along the path and passed a dessert shop. Xie Shuangchen wanted to go in and have a look, and Ye Ling followed behind.At this time, there were not many people, so Xie Shuangchen lay down on the counter and looked at them one by one.The small snacks made by this shop are very delicate, square and small, dotted with patterns.In the farthest cabinet are small animals made of chocolate, all of which are very cute.Xie Shuangchen pointed to a group of small frogs and called Ye Ling: "Mr. Ye, come and take a look, there is a small frog that is different from the others!"

Ye Ling also lay on the counter to watch, but after a long time, she couldn't tell the difference.

"Oh, look." Xie Shuangchen pointed to the last one, "Everything else is normal, only this one has crooked eyes and is smiling."

Ye Ling looked carefully again, isn't it true that other little frogs have black spots on their eyes, and the one Xie Shuangchen pointed to was an arc.

"Ms. Ye, I want to eat this." Xie Shuangchen turned to look at Ye Ling, "Buy it for me."

"..."

"I want to eat!" Xie Shuangchen grabbed Ye Ling's clothes and began to shake them.

"Okay, okay..." Ye Ling went crazy, he really felt that if he didn't say anything, Xie Shuangchen could roll on the spot.

There was already a strange look in the eyes of the clerk girl!

Ye Ling took the initiative to buy that smiling little frog for Xie Shuangchen. To show his sincerity, he also bought the little pig and little rabbit beside him.

Xie Shuangchen rummaged in the bag while walking, took out the little frog and gestured to Ye Ling, the road was dark, Ye Ling didn't bother to look at it, and said perfunctorily, "Well, it's pretty good."

"I think it's very cute." After Xie Shuangchen finished speaking, he stuffed the little frog chocolate into his mouth.

"You just ate it?" Ye Ling was surprised.Didn't you just say it's cute?Put it in your mouth in the next second?What brain circuit is this?

"Didn't you buy it just to eat?" Xie Shuangchen was even more surprised by Ye Ling's reaction, "Don't you like sweets? How about giving you this little rabbit?"

"I won't eat." Ye Ling was very tired, "you can eat by yourself."

"What's the matter, do you also like little frogs? But I ate them all." Xie Shuangchen thought for a while, "How about I feed them to you?" He pouted and leaned in front of Ye Ling.

Xie Shuangchen knew that she owed Swish, but sometimes she just couldn't help it.

"Don't just crawl along the pole!" Ye Ling wanted to kick Xie Shuangchen to death, "Is it disgusting!"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Don't be shy, your wife kisses you like this?"

"Can it be the same? You are a man!" Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Isn't it your wife on the stage? Am I not Liu Yinhuan?"

"I'm homophobic!" Ye Ling yelled, "Kill me!" He strode forward angrily, Xie Shuangchen followed behind laughing, chased him and said, "Mr. Ye, I'm just joking, don't Is this okay? Really, I’m just so cheap, don’t take it seriously, which one of us brothers is with whom?”

"Get lost!" Ye Ling was very angry.

"Don't, don't, don't." Xie Shuangchen pulled him and said, "I'll take you out to play, okay? Let's go on a trip, I'll pay for it, and go out to play. Don't be angry! I kneel down for you!"

As he said, the index finger and middle finger of one hand bent together and pressed against the palm of the other hand, facing Ye Ling, like two kneeling legs.

Ye Ling supported his forehead.

Generally speaking, "travel" is a word with a great sense of distance, which means running from one's own boring place to someone else's boring place, trying to find comfort and cleansing of the soul.

However, when Ye Ling was dragged to Beijing South Railway Station by Xie Shuangchen early in the morning, after taking the ticket and looking at the three big words "Tianjin Station" on it, he questioned Xie Shuangchen: "You mean going to Tianjin when you say travel?"

"Yes." Xie Shuangchen said confidently.

"I, a noble and glamorous Tianjing who lived by the Haihe River since I was a child, am going to travel to Tianjin now?" Ye Ling continued to question.

"That's right." Xie Shuangchen was not afraid.

"Is it my brain disease or your brain disease?"

"Oh, isn't this near Tianjin?" Xie Shuangchen began to mess around, "Although I have been to Tianjin many times, I have always gone to performances. I really haven't played in Tianjin, so why don't you come and play with me. I also bought two cross talk tickets, so I’m too bored to listen to other people’s business!"

In the end, Ye Ling was dragged onto the high-speed rail by Xie Shuangchen, and he was really about to suffocate.