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Feng Feifei is a restless master.

I was so full last night that I had to look for Jianweixiaoshi tablets, but I felt empty again when I woke up early in the morning.He yawned and habitually pushed the door of the next room, but he didn't expect the door to be unlocked, so he pushed it open.

"What are you eating today?" Feng Feifei stepped in and shouted, "You..."

These two words stayed here abruptly.

The room was a little dark, and there were only silhouettes of the two on the bed.But this outline is a bit too scary, Ye Ling leaned outside, lying obediently, but why is there another person on him?

Xie Shuangchen was almost sleeping with Ye Ling in his arms.

Feng Feifei petrified in place.At the same time, Ye Ling was awakened by the alarm. When she opened her eyes, she was still in a daze. She pushed Xie Shuangchen's hand down. Xie Shuangchen moved and turned over.

"What's the matter?" Ye Ling rubbed his eyes and asked Feng Feifei, "Are you hungry?" His naturalness came from his lack of awareness and lack of clarity.But all this changed in Feng Feifei's eyes.Feng Feifei just teased the two of them, it's just a joke, she never thought that the two of them would really sleep together after closing the door!

At this moment, the tragic "Symphony of Destiny" roared in Feng Feifei's heart.

The stormy sea rolled up thousands of piles of snow.

Ye Ling seemed to sense something was wrong, but if she panicked and distanced herself from Xie Shuangchen, it would be unavoidable.He could only bite the bullet and get up, walked slowly in front of Feng Feifei, pushed him out, and walked around the door, saying: "From now on, you have to knock on the door before entering. Didn't your parents teach you?"

"...I, I forgot." Feng Feifei was more embarrassed than Ye Ling, he was still thinking about what was going on, and the half-grown boy blushed when he thought of it.He has a natural weakness towards Ye Ling, he doesn't dare to confront him, and now he dare not look directly at him, he usually speaks with arrogance like a little lion, but now he is listless.

"Remember next time." Ye Ling said, "This is basic courtesy."

"...Okay." Feng Feifei replied, lowering her head a little, but couldn't help raising her eyes to glance at Ye Ling.

Isn't he embarrassed!Feng Feifei roared wildly in her heart.

This matter has always been entangled in Feng Feifei's mind, causing him to see something wrong with Ye Ling and Xie Shuangchen.

Xie Shuangchen is a very clingy person and always loves to get together with Ye Ling.When eating, he would ask Ye Ling if he wanted this or that, and if he thought it was good, he would give it to Ye Ling.Ye Ling is often very indifferent to Xie Shuangchen, don't care about what happens on the stage, but when he is off the stage, he is a little bit indifferent to Xie Shuangchen.

What combination is this?Feng Feifei couldn't understand anymore.

Originally, the Wing Ping Club only had weekend shows, and it would not be a problem if it lasted for a long time.Xie Shuangchen discussed with everyone, and decided to open the evening show on weekdays.There are only a few soldiers in the club, and I have to ask friends to perform two performances.Regardless of the attendance rate of the day, Xie Shuangchen will pay according to the market price.

Even if there is only one audience.

In fact, Xie Shuangchen has a basic set of fans, but the problem is that most of the fans who like him are young girls who are still in school, and they can be found everywhere.When he first said in Xiaoyuanzi, some people would come to support on weekends, but they can’t come every time. The time cost and money cost are all here, and the sporadic fan economy will not last long after all.

It is a normal operation for Internet celebrities to cash out once or twice, but if they cash out every day, the operation is not something ordinary people can handle.

So finally on a Wednesday night, not a single ticket was sold.

Feng Feifei was always the first one to open the show. Seeing that there was no audience, he asked, "What's the matter, can't it start?"

Xie Shuangchen asked Shi Xiangcheng: "Sausage, are the online tickets sold?"

Shi Xiangcheng fiddled with it for a while, then shook his head and said, "No."

Xie Shuangchen waved his hand and said, "Then let's go, we won't leave today."

Shi Xiangcheng walked over and asked Xie Shuangchen in a low voice: "Then what about the two pairs of actors you invited?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "Tie as usual."

"This..." Shi Xiangcheng was a little embarrassed.She didn't understand Xie Shuangchen's logic at all, she didn't work when she came here.She asked, "Can I give half of it?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Where is the reason for giving half, will you still be a human being in the future?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "You really slapped your face and pretended to be fat."

Xie Shuangchen said, "You don't understand."

"Why do I..." Shi Xiangcheng wanted to refute, but Ye Ling walked over and said, "Just do as he said, and settle the money for him early, so we can break up." He looked at the time, "It just so happens Have dinner."

"All right, all right." Shi Xiangcheng waved his hands and left.

They usually ate almost the same food on this street. After wandering around for a few times, they saw a newly opened shop selling donkey meat. Xie Shuangchen pointed, "This is it."

Feng Feifei said: "I don't want to eat."

Xie Shuangchen said: "If you don't want to eat, you will be hungry."

Feng Feifei shut up.

Several people sat around a small table, which was very crowded. Feng Feifei looked at the long and narrow donkey meat fire in front of her, and said dissatisfiedly: "What the hell is this? This is not a donkey meat fire."

The brothers Cai Xun, Shang, and Lu Xunhan came from the south, and they might not understand the difference between fire and sesame cakes, and they didn't even understand what Feng Feifei was fussing about.

"Isn't it delicious?" Lu Xunhan said.

"Delicious woolen pants!" Feng Feifei said, "This kind of long is made of pheasant and donkey meat! The pure blood donkey meat is round! The outside is burnt and the inside is tender, and it is crispy when you bite into it. And this donkey Meat, what a dry firewood! You should keep the oil! So you eat this kind of counterfeit every day?"

Everyone looked blankly at Feng Feifei jumping there alone.

"This kind of thing is simply tarnishing the face of my donkey fire empire!" Feng Feifei finally concluded, his meaning was very clear - you are simply eating shit.

"I've been to Baoding." Xie Shuangchen was incredulous, trying to catch clues about donkey meat burning in his memory, "Is it as evil as you said?"

"Are you from a chain store?" Feng Feifei knocked on the table, emphasizing the point, "Not even a chain store, the most authentic donkey fire, you have to go to those small stalls to eat. Just set up a shed on the street, Feng Yi The kind that can be scraped and poured, and the stove that is then baked must be the kind of big paint bucket, that is, the kind that has been used for hundreds of years, and the ashes are surrounded by several layers on the outside of the gasoline bucket. There must be old oil on the table that cannot be wiped off. The boss must be the kind of middle-aged uncle and aunt who speaks authentic Baoding dialect, and there must be a table or two of old Baoding sitting next to him, talking in the same way. It smells like 'I'm sorry for the second time'."

Lu Xunhan asked, "Isn't it dirty?"

"What do you know?" Feng Feifei said, "This is the smell of Jianghu."

Xie Shuangchen chewed the cake without a word, and asked, "Then where is it?"

"My elementary school classmate's mother used to cut piers at the archway behind Baoding shopping mall, and there are many behind Daci Pavilion." Feng Feifei said, "But I am more impressed by Tuqiao, but it is too far away. , It’s simply a remote place, my dad took me there once.”

"How far?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

Feng Feifei thought for a while: "Is there a five-kilometer?"

Everyone was speechless, Shi Xiangcheng said: "It seems that it is not far from our place to Huixin West Street?"

Feng Feifei said: "After all, I am a noble and glamorous old Baoding who lives in the moat, and I am far away from anywhere."

"He's also the little prince of Baoding." Cai Xunshang laughed.

"What little prince?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Second Miss of Baoding Mansion."

"Go to hell!" Feng Feifei crumpled a ball of toilet paper and threw it at Xie Shuangchen.

Accompanied by the "stab" sound of unscrewing the bottle cap, Lu Xunhan looked at the bottle cap and said, "One more... one more bottle."

Everyone was silent, Xie Shuangchen and Feng Feifei stopped fighting, Xie Shuangchen shook Lu Xunhan's hand, and said earnestly: "Old Han, let's go out and buy lottery tickets later?"

Lu Xunhan said melancholy: "Uncle, I still want to live two more years."

"Your uncle and I have been poor for two years." Xie Shuangchen said more earnestly, and even turned around to pull Ye Ling over, "What's wrong with your aunt?"

Shi Xiangcheng also rubbed a ball of paper and threw it to Xie Shuangchen: "Don't learn our Northeast dialect!"

Ye Ling pulled out her hand, and said indifferently: "Let's play cut."

Shi Xiangcheng was angry: "Don't speak Tianjin dialect either! Is it so difficult to promote Putonghua!"

Everyone said in unison: "Northeast people shut up!"

Xie Shuangchen checked out and groped for a long time to find that he didn't bring his mobile phone. He looked at Ye Ling, and Ye Ling said, "I'll do it."

It doesn't cost much to eat donkey fire.

"I probably forgot my phone in the garden." Xie Shuangchen said, "Ms. Ye, come back with me to get it."

Ye Ling didn't want to go: "Let Second Miss go with you."

"I'm not going!" Feng Feifei said, "Don't call me Second Miss! Call me Second Master!"

"All right, Second Miss." Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen waved his hand: "You think I'm willing to go with you? No, Teacher Ye, come with me, and we'll go home together when we're done."

"Then what about me?" Feng Feifei asked again, "Where am I going?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "Go online and play games by yourself."

After all, he didn't take Feng Feifei with him, he pulled Ye Ling and went out.

Once inside, the garden was pitch black, Xie Shuangchen went to turn on the light, and Ye Ling stood alone in the middle.

This should have been a place full of laughter and laughter, but the crowd dispersed, and it was more silent than any other occasion.When Ye Ling thought of what happened today, her emotions became more and more complicated.

The five flavors are mixed, it is hard to say.

He is not a person who is very good at expressing feelings, he will only be lonely in one place alone.The light above his head suddenly turned on, and Xie Shuangchen said as he walked, "I went backstage and searched around but couldn't find it. I must have lost it. Teacher Ye, please give me a call? Eh... No, no, no! Outside It's on the table, Teacher Ye..."

He looked up and saw Ye Ling, Ye Ling looked back at him, very calm.

"What are you thinking?" Xie Shuangchen asked, "Did I bother you?"

"No." Ye Ling shook her head, "I didn't think about anything."

Xie Shuangchen stepped forward and said, "I feel like you haven't been very happy all this time. Could it be because of me again?"

Ye Ling froze, unable to tell whether what Xie Shuangchen said was right or wrong.He avoided the question, turned his back to Xie Shuangchen, and said, "Maybe it's winter. It's cold and there's less sunshine, so I don't feel so relaxed."

"Ms. Ye." Xie Shuangchen walked up to Ye Ling and asked half-jokingly, "Are you worried that I'm not capable enough to support you?"

Ye Ling lowered her head: "What's the use of raising me? Can't this big family rely on you to support me? I don't have anything special."

"It's different." Xie Shuangchen said, "Partners are like husband and wife..."

"There's no one else here." Ye Ling interrupted him, "Don't be sour."

"Okay." Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't worry too much. If you don't have enough actors, you can recruit. At worst, I can act all afternoon by myself. If business is not good, you can find a way. Life always has ups and downs. I think confidence is the most important thing. Important things, although I seem unreliable...but I still hope that you can trust me."

"Do you believe in yourself?" Ye Ling asked.

Xie Shuangchen said: "I didn't believe it at first, maybe when Master was gone, I experienced more realities in the world, and I always felt that I was always shrouded in Master's halo. Without Master, I would be nothing. After all, I still have doubts about myself. I dare not tell others, but I only dare to tell you. I am not afraid of anything, the worst time, the worst thing is to be a little hooligan. I am still in Beijing. Why don't you go on? But I have you, and I got you by all means. I can't just say no to it. Hey, I want you to say that you trust me and won't leave me, so I will..."

Ye Ling asked: "So you were always afraid of me leaving?"

Xie Shuangchen nodded first, then shook his head: "Oh, I don't know what to say, it's weird to say anything."

What Ye Ling thought was that Xie Shuangchen was so tired of being tied up with him all day long because he was afraid that he would quit.He knew that he was a very dull person, and he also felt that he was not very sensitive emotionally, but at this moment, he fell into a depression for some reason.

"Hey..." Ye Ling sighed and patted Xie Shuangchen on the shoulder.He turned around and walked onto the stage, glanced at the headlights overhead, and said quietly: "These lights are not bright enough, change to bigger ones if you have money, I like brighter ones."

When Xie Shuangchen heard this, he nodded and smiled, "Okay!"

Ye Ling also smiled at him, looking a little blurry under the light.