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The Sunday session is a little more crowded.

Before the evening show, Shi Xiangcheng took a mobile phone holder and put it in the best place in the middle to fiddle with. Xie Shuangchen slipped over and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Start the live broadcast." Shi Xiangcheng said.

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen asked, "What kind of live broadcast? What's the use?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Anyway, there aren't many people coming to watch in the garden, so why not live broadcast it online, maybe you can earn popularity and traffic."

Xie Shuangchen thought for a while and said, "Then should I post a Weibo? Which platform and how many live broadcast rooms?"

Shi Xiangcheng originally thought that Xie Shuangchen would think that listening to cross talk in the garden was for selling tickets, and Xie Shuangchen would be upset if she got it online for free.Unexpectedly, Xie Shuangchen agreed with her approach and asked for publicity.

"Aren't you afraid that others will watch it on the Internet and stop coming to your place?" Shi Xiangcheng asked hesitantly, "I just had a whim, and if the impact is not good, let it be."

"You asked a very good question." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "My master's generation... No, to be precise, people including my senior brother and others are very taboo about this thing. In their It seems that skill is a job, and it is a skill that others pay for. There is no reason to show it to others for free. But look at our miserable state now, people don’t know who you are, so why should they pay you? Now Young people, nerds like to watch little sisters, girls like to watch little brothers, who has nothing to do to listen to cross talk? I don’t think it’s because cross talk is not good, but that everyone doesn’t have a chance to understand it. Many people have the impression of it I was still at the stage of crosstalk on TV. At that time, I felt bored myself. I was one of them a few years ago. I didn’t know what I was doing. I have been doing it since I was a child, just to get emotional Are you full and excited to say something?"

Shi Xiangcheng asked: "Then what do you think is different now?"

"Now I feel that I am so poor that I can hardly afford to buy jingling pants. Is this the biggest difference?" Xie Shuangchen knocked Shi Xiangcheng on the head, "Hurry up and get you! I'm still waiting to post Weibo and surf the Internet! I Fans of the show are wailing on Weibo all day long, "When will you be able to perform there, Jiaoer?" What the fuck, why don't you come to Beijing to see me! I can't get rid of the blame!"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Jiaoer, don't be angry, you still have some fans. It's just that the journey is far away, so I can't come to Beijing to honor you."

"This is where it goes." Xie Shuangchen said, "We must form a vast ocean of people's war."

Shi Xiangcheng frowned, patted Xie Shuangchen on the shoulder, and said, "No, you don't seem to use that sentence correctly, do you?"

"What do you know?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't blame the illiterate for the illiterate."

"Me?" Shi Xiangcheng pointed at himself, then sighed, "Okay, okay, I'm also illiterate."

Xie Shuangchen asked, "Hey, how much did you pay for that fake Beihang certificate?"

Shi Xiangcheng said, "Two hundred yuan? I don't remember."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Go back and set up a Tsinghua University for me."

"Is there something wrong with you?" Shi Xiangcheng exclaimed, "Are you full? Do you think you are Teacher Ye?"

"Why can Teacher Ye belong to Tsinghua University, but I can't?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

Shi Xiangcheng was speechless: "Brother, they are genuine! And there are two of them, one with an undergraduate degree and one with a graduate degree. What are you comparing with? Do you know that people are more popular than others?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "I am willing."

"Yo——" Shi Xiangcheng's tone changed when he rolled his eyes, "Hey, to be honest, do you want me to set up a CP support club for you two or something? Open a super chat on Weibo. I recently observed secretly and found that There are still some fans who are silently loving you two."

"Do you need to say it?" Xie Shuangchen looked at Shi Xiangcheng with an expression of "you are so naive, young girl", "I have been discussing with me for a long time, the little girl now, tsk tsk..."

"Don't talk about anything else, you can do anything if you are willing to spend money." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Tell me honestly, you and Teacher Ye..."

"Isn't it interesting for you to ask that?" Xie Shuangchen interrupted Shi Xiangcheng, "Do you know what it means to look at flowers in the fog and watch the moon in the water, the most hazy beauty?"

"I don't know." Shi Xiangcheng said indifferently, "I just want to know if what I'm doing is true or not."

Xie Shuangchen poked Shi Xiangcheng on the forehead: "Vulgar!"

"You are elegant, don't do business!" Shi Xiangcheng said.

Feng Feifei jumped out from the backstage, no matter where he went, as soon as he appeared, he would break all the quiet atmosphere in a frenzy, just like water splashing in a frying pan.

"What are you two doing here?" he asked.

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Discussing the matter of the class leader and the class leader's wife, the class leader is a big scumbag, he always messes up and ends up abandoning..."

Feng Feifei was obviously taken aback, then looked around cautiously, stepped forward quickly, leaned in front of Shi Xiangcheng and said: "Sister Sausage, I saw the big scumbag sleeping on the same bed with Mr. Ye that day, and then he hugged Ye teacher……"

"Hey, I mean you two!" Xie Shuangchen became impatient, "Did you arrange it in front of others?"

Feng Feifei said confidently: "I didn't arrange it, I saw it with my own eyes! I think there is something wrong with you two, why are you two men still hugging each other to sleep? Of course, if you are really a couple, I won't say What, your second master, I have seen the world, and I have always smiled without twitching in such a small scene like yours. "

"Second Miss." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Are they really sleeping together?"

"Of course! I'm a puppy to lie to you!" Feng Feifei suddenly changed his mouth and said, "It's called the second master!"

Shi Xiangcheng ignored Feng Feifei at all, and said to Xie Shuangchen, "It's a real blow!"

"Hit your sister!" Xie Shuangchen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You just tell me, but don't let Teacher Ye hear. Teacher Ye is thin-skinned. If you say that, he must be unhappy. If he is unhappy, he will toss I'm alone, who did I provoke?"

"Hey, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk!" Shi Xiangcheng yelled pretentiously, "Your heart for Teacher Ye is even better than true love, if not true love."

Xie Shuangchen said frankly, "I do love him."

Shi Xiangcheng and Feng Feifei looked at each other, Shi Xiangcheng said: "This kind of cp that doesn't give colleagues any room to play, I'm a bit immovable."

Feng Feifei said: "Maybe I'm still homophobic."

Xie Shuangchen said with a smile: "Stop fucking the cat, hurry up and do what you should do." He turned around and left, leaving Feng Feifei and Shi Xiangcheng in place.Only then did Feng Feifei ask Shi Xiangcheng seriously: "Do they really have an affair?"

"Who knows whether the truth is true or not." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I still say the same thing, big gay seems straight, big straight seems gay."

Feng Feifei said sadly: "Would it be particularly unsafe for me to live in their house? If one day they suddenly get into trouble, I would be so embarrassed! They are blatantly poisoning the future of the motherland! I No, I don't even have a driver's license yet!"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Then you can see who can take you in at the backstage, or report to me in real time what's going on with them, and I'll help you see if you really need to move out."

The innocent but not weak and edible Feng Feifei readily agreed.

Usually the evening show starts at 09:30, and when it comes to the last show, it will be more than [-]:[-].For real life during this time period, either you are having fun outside or you are lying at home and watching dramas.But for the Internet, it is gradually beginning to reach the peak of traffic in a day.

There are only three or five tables in the garden listening to cross talk, but there are thousands of people watching the live broadcast.

The people on the stage didn't know, they just performed hard.

Xie Shuangchen said that his throat was going to be smoky all night, and when it was over, he returned to the stage. At this time, he usually chatted with the audience, talking about something relaxing and fun.Shi Xiangcheng looked at the barrage and messages on the live broadcast, and shouted for them: "Jiaoer, let's sing!"

"What are you singing?" Xie Shuangchen heard it, and took the opportunity to answer.

Other viewers said everything, and the most popular one was "Eighteen Touches".This is Xie Shuangchen's repertoire, which became famous in Sanlitun back then.

"It's boring to sing all the time, and I can sing other things very well." Xie Shuangchen said jokingly.

"I've never seen you being so shameless." Ye Ling said abruptly.

"I'm always shameless!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Let's think about it, why don't we sing Peking Opera for everyone today? How about "Dingjun Mountain"? Have you heard of it?"

The audience below shook their heads.

Xie Shuangchen said: "The first movie in China is the Peking Opera "Dingjun Mountain". The leading actor is Mr. Tan Xinpei, who is known as the king of the actor world. Over the Three Kingdoms Killing, the skill is fierce, every time it is activated, there will be a "swish" sound, and then it will say lines." He learned, "Piercing Yang with a hundred steps, hit!"

The audience laughed.

"There is also this hero in "Glory of the King". When he appears on the stage, the 'strong man is always strong'." Xie Shuangchen deliberately lowered his voice to describe the character's lines, "The ADC is full of mad dogs killing people."

Young audiences seem to resonate, and there are even more bullet screens.

"Of course it's a bit far away. This "Dingjun Mountain" tells the story of Huang Zhong pleading with Zhuge Liang, first repelling Zhang Yu, then beheading Cao Jun's general Xia Houyuan, and finally capturing Dingjun Mountain. There is a very classic passage in it. I will give it to you. Learn from me, everyone, listen to my old student Yun Zheyue's feel." Xie Shuangchen had already raised his figure with a sigh of relief, and Ye Ling said, "Aren't you a student of Danjiao? Where did you come from?"

Xie Shuangchen said unmoved, "I am Bai Xiaosheng of Peking Opera."

"...All right." Ye Ling said, "Go ahead and sing."

Xie Shuangchen stood up straight and sang: "This letter came by coincidence, and God helped Huang Zhong to succeed. Standing at the gate of the camp to pass the order, the young and the young listen to the root seedlings. The first drum is made of war rice. The second drum is tight on the battle robe. The third drum , The sword is out of its sheath. Drums in all directions, hand over the soldiers. Everyone will be rewarded if you go forward, and you will inevitably get a knife when you go back. The three armies and the master will return to the camp. Tomorrow, at three quarters in the afternoon, if you want to succeed, you will have to work—"

The last word was repeated several times, Xie Shuangchen stopped, there should be applause here.

But the audience didn't know, and there were only a few of them, everyone felt that others would applaud it, so they secretly observed it.

This time, it was very cold, no one applauded, Xie Shuangchen himself felt that the atmosphere was very strange.

You can sing well, right?

Just wondering and doubting life, I only heard a clear voice from my left.

"it is good!"

Xie Shuangchen turned his head to look, Ye Ling faced him and clapped his hands.

Someone took the lead, and the audience realized it, and they all applauded.

"I was scared to death." Xie Shuangchen said, "I thought something was wrong."

Ye Ling said: "No, she sang very well."

Shi Xiangcheng watched all the eighth-level performing artists of Beijing opera complain about Xie Shuangchen on the bullet screen. He was very indifferent, so he blocked it and blocked it. He only picked the good one and said, "Let Teacher Ye sing one too!"

"Yes, yes." Xie Shuangchen finally had the opportunity to tease others, and he definitely wouldn't let it go. "It seems that Teacher Ye has never sung it. How about singing one today? What are you singing?"

"I don't need it." Ye Ling took a step back, "I'm not professional in singing anything. Everyone is here to listen to the corner, so I just stand aside."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Aren't you my corner?" He was about to reach out to touch Ye Ling as usual, but Ye Ling said "Shut up" and waved Xie Shuangchen's hand away, avoiding him.

The audience at the scene also wanted to hear Ye Ling sing, so they followed suit a few times.The audience is their parents, and the actors on stage should try their best to meet the audience's request. Ye Ling was too embarrassed to refuse, otherwise she would be too ignorant of flattery.

"Then let me sing a song for everyone." Ye Ling tilted her head, as if thinking, "Let's sing "staygold" by Hikaru Utada."

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen was stunned, "You can also speak Japanese?"

"I learned a lot when I was in school." Ye Ling said, "But I'm not a Japanese major, maybe I can't sing very well. I don't know how to play the piano either, so I can sing a few lines, everyone just listen to it."

Not to mention the audience, even Xie Shuangchen was looking forward to it.He really didn't seem to have heard Ye Ling sing much, let alone foreign language songs.

He put his hands behind his back and listened attentively.

Ye Ling sang softly, he raised his head slightly, his voice was not loud, even the passionate songs were sung by him a little coldly, but the sincere feeling would not be deceiving.

No one present could speak Japanese, and the audience could search for the lyrics, but Xie Shuangchen could only listen.

Anyway, I don't understand it, so I just applaud after singing.

After Ye Ling finished singing, she smiled at Xie Shuangchen, very lightly, not easy to be noticed.

That night, someone recorded the live broadcast video, cut out the part of Ye Ling singing "staygold" separately, and posted it on the Internet with subtitles.

It was nothing at first, but someone sent a private message to Xie Shuangchen quietly, and wrote a short composition to Xie Shuangchen in a very sincere tone. The central idea is that although Teacher Ye looks very cold, he really cares about you. Don't be discouraged, you must keep going, we will always support you!

Then there was a series of "woo woo woo woo".

At that time, Xie Shuangchen was alone in the backstage of the garden, and it was a headache to read the lines of red letters, but it was even more confusing to read the private messages intermittently. When he opened the video link, Ye Ling from the audience's perspective appeared.

He always has that light look, singing, and the subtitles are translated at the bottom of the screen.

There is a teenager hiding in your eyes, constantly tempting my instinct.

Let it go anyway, and good luck with everything.

Sad things can always happen between us.

Just because I love you very much, so you don't have to worry.

My dear, please be together.

Just smile innocently like this forever...

As Xie Shuangchen listened, tears fell for some reason.He always joked about Ye Ling that people like to be taken care of, and then pretended to be a mature adult to take care of Ye Ling.But he is much younger than Ye Ling, behind the laughing and cursing, he is the child.It's just that he has experienced too much, and he can always cover up many emotions, and use coquettishness to brush them off.

He doesn't want people to know that he is difficult, and he doesn't want to bring too much pressure and negative emotions to others.

However, when someone really said to him, please don't worry, I hope you can be innocent.What was that feeling like?

The pressure that Xie Shuangchen intentionally ignored, whether it was irritability, cowardice or hypocrisy, all rushed over at this moment like a flood breaking a bank.

It made him cry uncontrollably.

The last time Xie Fangbi cried was when Xie Fangbi passed away. At that time, there was no one around him, only Ye Ling.Ye Ling didn't say anything, just stood by his side silently.

This time crying loudly was because of Ye Ling.

It's too ordinary, too plain.But people are like this, to be understood, cared for, and cared for in an instant, to put down all the strong armor and disguise in an instant, to be released in an instant, and to be a cowardly person willingly.

Laughing one second, crying the next.

This doesn't need any reason at all.

"I thought you left early, but I didn't expect you to still be here. I didn't answer your phone calls, you..." Ye Ling walked in and was a little surprised to see Xie Shuangchen crying there, so she hurriedly asked, "What's wrong? What happened?" Is something wrong?"

Xie Shuangchen put his arms around Ye Ling's waist, buried his face in Ye Ling's clothes, and cried, "Ms. Ye, I will definitely talk about cross talk."

Ye Ling asked Xie Shuangchen with a face of not knowing what to say, "Are you... have you been bewitched?"