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Ye Ling woke up when she heard movement outside.

"What are you doing?" Ye Ling rubbed her eyes and said to Xie Shuangchen, "Healed up? Woke up so early?"

"I want to take a bath." Xie Shuangchen said, "Last night I was sweating all over, and I felt uncomfortable. After taking a bath, I will go to a theater performance at night."

Ye Ling said: "Are you still acting like this? What are you thinking? Don't go today, just rest at home."

"I don't have enough manpower if I don't go." Xie Shuangchen counted Ye Ling with his fingers, "Look, today is a working day, and the two big brothers Yang Qirui and Chen Xu will definitely not be here, and Chen Xu's family even brought them home. What about the kids. We line up five jobs today, the second lady is the opening, the second and third are part-time jobs, the fourth is Lao Cai and Lao Han, and finally the two of us. If I don’t go, can you go up and perform a stand-up or what? "

Ye Ling said: "...I'm not very good at speaking alone."

"That's it." Xie Shuangchen said, "Or let Lao Cai set up another one with you?" Although it was a constructive suggestion made by him, he immediately denied it after speaking, "That won't work, I will unwilling."

Ye Ling was speechless: "Then stop acting, just four."

"That's even worse." Xie Shuangchen said, "The audience buys tickets and comes in to support them. They can't spend money anymore. Are you giving them less money? My master taught me a truth, how much skill and sincerity you have Go face the audience, and the audience will give you back. Anyway, as long as I have a breath, this kind of thing can't happen."

"All right, all right, you can change the name to 'Chang You Li'." Ye Ling gave up and said, "You can talk about it if you like, can't you? Talk about "Bodyguard" tonight, are you happy? "

"..." This time Xie Shuangchen was speechless.

There is a saying that goes like this, Wen is afraid of "Article Club", and Wu is afraid of "Bodyguard".One piece of writing, one piece of martial arts, aside from the performance skills, the more important thing is to "learn like".The former is the literary style of a literati, and the latter is the figure of a martial artist.This kind of feeling is fleeting for ordinary audiences, but for cross talk actors, it needs to work hard.

Reciting poems on the stage, but the actor has a rogue atmosphere, this is not good-looking, and there is no way to let the audience into the scene, so the burden behind it is not funny.In the same way, if you play a person who learns martial arts, but the styles are neither fish nor fowl, it will not be convincing.

Xie Shuangchen sternly talked about the truth, which annoyed Ye Ling and asked him to go on stage and work hard.

Aren't you capable?

During the performance that night, they sat in the garden for about half of the performance, while Xie Shuangchen sat in the background and drank water fiercely.

"Little Fifth Master is nervous?" Ye Ling asked with raised eyebrows.

"No, I just drank it." Xie Shuangchen said with a nasal voice, "Isn't this a bad voice, lying on the stage to make a fool of myself."

Ye Ling said: "Then who is to blame?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Do you think it would be okay for us to temporarily change "Lun Peng Dou"?"

Ye Ling said: "What do you want?"

"All right." Xie Shuangchen said, "Then I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman!"

"Who will kill you." Ye Ling said, "Don't put gold on your face."

Xie Shuangchen smiled and said, "Didn't you just take my own life?" His tone was very ambiguous, Ye Ling rolled her eyes and turned her head away.

Feng Feifei sat on the other side and said: "You two are simply indecent."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Then you still learn from sausage?"

"She asked me to tell her." Feng Feifei said, "What's the matter, is it still a secret between you two?"

"Of course not." Xie Shuangchen said, "Then you tell sausages to post on Weibo and stir up CP or something, and post welfare pictures, isn't that what she likes to do? The more powerful the better, Shan Wuleng The kind of harmony between heaven and earth..."

He was still gesturing here, Ye Ling stood up "swish", Xie Shuangchen didn't hold the tea bowl in his hand, some water spilled out, he asked blankly: "What's wrong?"

Ye Ling said: "You really don't think it's lively enough."

"Is it not good?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

Ye Ling didn't know whether it was better to be angry or not, so he could only say: "Do what you like." After speaking, he lifted the curtain and went out.

Xie Shuangchen turned his head and said to Feng Feifei: "You must tell Sister Sausage that we are all real."

"No, the point doesn't seem right." Before Feng Feifei finished speaking, Xie Shuangchen pressed his hand and said, "What's wrong? Are you and Aunt Ye not close enough?"

"No..." Feng Feifei was still struggling.

Xie Shuangchen continued to interrupt: "Where are there so many? It is!"

"Oh! Why is it so hard to talk to you!" Feng Feifei really wanted to rip Xie Shuangchen's mouth open, "I mean why didn't you tell Sister Sausage yourself!"

"Because the more you spread it, the more real it will be." Xie Shuangchen said, "If I told her directly, she would definitely think I was sick. But if you tell her, she will think it's a real thing."

"..." Feng Feifei expressed difficulty in explaining the words of communication master Xie Shuangchen.

Ye Ling wanted to get out the back door to get some fresh air, and saw Chen Xu walking over in a down jacket with his head twitching.Ye Ling was taken aback, and asked, "Brother? Why are you here?"

Chen Xu didn't pay attention, and when he looked up, he saw Ye Ling standing at the door wearing a dark coat, and said, "Aren't you cold outside in such a light coat?"

"It's not cold." Ye Ling shook her head, "Just stay for a while. Don't talk about me, didn't you say you want to accompany the child today?"

"Hey, don't mention it." Chen Xu waved his hand, "I thought it was good at first, but after chatting with my wife about the child's going to kindergarten, a quarrel broke out. I came out to avoid the limelight."

Ye Ling doesn't like to inquire about other people's family affairs, that is, she usually listens to everyone's gossip when she is backstage.He knew that although Yang Qirui was in his forties, the husband and wife had no plans to have children at all, and the cat and dog at home were quite lively.Chen Xu is different, 35 years old is still young in a city like Beijing, but he got married early, and his children can speak.Ye Ling was a little surprised when she found out about this. Chen Xu explained that she and her daughter-in-law had been together since high school and university, talked for so many years, and got married right after graduation.

In this way, his life may be what he does at what age and what kind of things in the public sense, step-by-step and well-behaved.

With a harmonious family and a successful career, Chen Xu has accomplished almost everything he could.

But he didn't have the feeling of spring breeze and horseshoe disease.

"Midlife crisis." Chen Xu smiled, "It's quite normal."

Ye Ling said: "Yes, life is that every stage has troubles at every stage."

Chen Xu smiled and asked, "What bothers you?"

"It's annoying." Ye Ling changed the subject, "Why don't you go to the front desk and listen to the cross talk?"

Chen Xu asked, "What are you going to do today?"

Ye Ling said: "The bottom line is "The Bodyguard."

Chen Xu said, "Hey, isn't he sick? Can he still jump like this?"

Ye Ling said with disgust, "Whatever."

Chen Xu pushed open the door: "Go in, it's freezing outside, I'll go in and have a glass of water."

Ye Ling turned in behind Chen Xu, and suddenly asked: "Brother, you come out every week to talk about cross talk, does your family know?"

Chen Xu said, "I don't know."

"Sister-in-law, aren't you worried?"

"It's a bit false to say that you don't worry at all, but since the two of you have decided to form a family and live together, you still have to trust each other. Besides, I didn't why go." Chen Xu said, "Even if she knows, what can I do?" What about it? At most, it is to settle an extra account for me when we quarrel, am I troublesome or not?"

Ye Ling said: "Since we will quarrel, why are we still together?"

"You and Little Fifth Master also quarreled, don't you live and work together?" Chen Xu asked back.

"It's not the same." Ye Ling argued, "We just..."

Chen Xu said: "People get along with each other like this. It's boring to distinguish too clearly."

Ye Ling was silent.

"Hurry up and go backstage." Chen Xu said, "I'm still waiting to see how you torment Little Fifth Master."

"Why am I torturing him?" Ye Ling muttered in a low voice, "How dare I."

He said so, but in fact he really liked it.To be precise, the entire Wing Ping Club is the only one he dares to do.

This is the time to save the bottom of the program.

"Don't look at me, I look like a literati..." Xie Shuangchen said, Ye Ling interrupted him: "No one says you are, so don't feel good about yourself."

Xie Shuangchen raised his eyebrows and glanced at Ye Ling, then suddenly reached out to touch Ye Ling's face, and asked ambiguously, "What did you say? Then what do you think I look like?"

"Stinky rascal!" A girl in the audience shouted with a smile.

Xie Shuangchen looked at the crowd, the audience booed and laughed, Ye Ling cupped her fists to thank the girl.

"Then I'm also a scoundrel who has learned martial arts!" Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm a practitioner!"

Ye Ling asked flatly: "Have you practiced the "Sword of Exorcising Evil"?"

Xie Shuangchen's mouth was broken, and he had to ask: "Am I practicing Zigong or practicing cheap?"

Ye Ling said: "Why are you asking me casually? I see that you have practiced both, and your symptoms are quite similar."

"Am I bored or not? Hey! I ask you why are you doing this?" Xie Shuangchen took the words back, "Then what are knives, guns, halberds, axes, hooks, whips, maces, hammers, boring sticks, kidnappers and meteors. What? Hooked, pointed, tough, prickly, with Emei needles, chained, thrown out, strangled back!"

He counted them one by one, clearly and fluently, Ye Ling interrupted and asked: "Could it be?"

Xie Shuangchen shook his head: "Not at all."

Ye Ling said: "Then why are you putting in so much effort?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I'm just talking casually. My master is very powerful, and he lives in Hulinger, west of Beijing."

Ye Ling said: "Ah, I know that place, there are only people who sell zongzi."

"Are you reading enough?" Xie Shuangchen said with her hips on her hips, "Sword Manual for Resisting Evil" and "Notes on Tomb Raiders" for a while."

"Why did you return "Tomb Raiders Notes"?"

"Zongzi." Xie Shuangchen said, "There are also his little friends, Shigui, Heifeizi, and so on."

"You're not Jingxi, are you?" Ye Ling said, "Why did your master Qinling Ancient Tree open up wasteland and become the first kill?"

"Where is this going? It's too far away!" Xie Shuangchen waved Ye Ling with a handkerchief, "I'll forget you if you're exhausted."

Ye Ling said bluntly: "Only the exhausted cows have no plowed fields."

Xie Shuangchen didn't know what to pick up on the platform, but the audience in the audience was lively, and the sound of "噫" kept coming and going.Ye Ling felt a little embarrassed when she realized what she had said, and quickly waved her hands and said, "Oh, I'm not saying you're a cow, you're not that awesome."

The more he explained, the more embarrassing he became, and his tone was particularly cold, as if it became even more embarrassing.

Xie Shuangchen said calmly: "If you step down, I will kill you."