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The three of them made a few jokes, and the matter about the Spring Festival Gala of the Wing Ping Society was settled without any preparation.

Xie Shuangchen immediately posted the news to everyone in the WeChat group. The message was voice, and the tone was flamboyant.

No one cares about him.

Xie Shuangchen added a red envelope.

Still no one cares about him.

"The greatest embarrassment in life is when there is no one to cut you when you are angry, and no one to accompany you when you have a fever." Xie Shuangchen sighed, and saw Shi Xiangcheng silently accepting the red envelope. "Hey, hey! You're right in front of me, what are you getting!" Xie Shuangchen yelled.

"Why can't you get it?" Shi Xiangcheng asked back, "You didn't say anything!"

Ye Ling said to Xie Shuangchen: "Don't talk nonsense, who will take you to the hospital if you have a fever?"

"I know you love me." Xie Shuangchen crawled along, "I was just joking."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "I should have recorded it for you two and posted it online as a teaching material for admission."

"What?" Ye Ling asked.

"It's nothing." Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't bother with the shit sausage."

"Get lost." Shi Xiangcheng kicked Xie Shuangchen's chair.

The WeChat group finally had activities after they finished their calculations. Everyone expressed their approval for the grand party at the end of the year, and the red envelopes were also divided up.

Unsurprisingly, Lu Xunhan, the koi carp, was elected as the lucky king.

Xie Shuangchen didn't care what programs other people wanted to perform, after he informed everyone, he focused on his and Ye Ling's original programs.The two of them had to go to the theater to perform at night, and they might not get up until noon, but in order to ensure the creative cycle, Ye Ling forced Xie Shuangchen to wake up at [-] o'clock in the morning.

The two of them put a laptop on the coffee table in the living room. Ye Ling thought the low table and sofa were too cramped, so he just sat on the ground with his back against the sofa seat. Look over your shoulder at the screen.

The heating in the house is very warm. Ye Ling is wearing a loose T-shirt, and she can still see the clavicle fossa when she sits with her knees hugged.

"What are you writing?" Xie Shuangchen asked, yawning.

"How do I know?" Ye Ling said, "Young Master, you scratched your head to think about the idea. Shouldn't you have already decided what to write?"

"I found that I really hate books when I use them." Xie Shuangchen said, "You read a lot, what do you think?"

"No." Ye Ling refused coldly.

Xie Shuangchen said rascally: "Then I decided to perform 'Playing Teacher Ye' on stage for 10 minutes."

Ye Ling turned her head and asked him, "Who's playing with whom, young man?"

"Then what should we do?" Xie Shuangchen pretended to be frowning, "Why don't we speak ill of the second senior brother on stage for 10 minutes? I guess 10 minutes is a bit short, I can talk about a movie."

"Your play is enough to act in a movie." Ye Ling said, "Can you stop talking nonsense? Talk about business!"

"Okay, let's be serious." Xie Shuangchen sat up, "Actually, I want to write a program that reflects the lives of young people. The "Netizen's Day" that I collaborated with my master back then had some meaning, but now that I think about it, it's not enough. Very ripe."

Ye Ling said: "Then you should just write about your own life."

"My life is two points and one line, either on the way to talk about cross talk, or talking about cross talk." Xie Shuangchen said, "There is really nothing else other than that."

Ye Ling said: "Then do you have any wishes?"

"I want to make money." Xie Shuangchen said, "I want to make money and I want to go crazy. If I have money, I will buy you a big golden pot."

"Then wouldn't it be faster for you to debut as a star?" Ye Ling said, "I think your face is okay."

Xie Shuangchen asked: "Then do you like my face?"

"Little girl loves it so much? Crazy for you, crazy for you, banging against the wall for you." Ye Ling looked at Xie Shuangchen's face in a daze, and Xie Shuangchen also stared into Ye Ling's eyes. At this time, the atmosphere was slightly ambiguous, Xie Shuangchen Said: "Ms. Ye..."

"I know!" Ye Ling's eyes suddenly lit up, "I know what to write!"

"what?"

Ye Ling has already opened the document: "We will write a program related to idol culture." He put his finger on the keyboard and typed the name of the program - "C Debut".

After the Critics Association released the news of the last performance of the year, the box office results were unexpectedly good, selling [-]% to [-]%.Xie Shuangchen lamented that this contemporary urban white-collar beauty is under so much work pressure that she even came to listen to cross talk.

Regarding the name of their special performance, everyone gave their opinions.

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Otherwise it's called sealing the box. Why pay so much attention? Anyway, everyone is a layman like me."

Feng Feifei said: "The sealing box is from my opera circle, please don't use it indiscriminately in your circle."

Cai Xunshang said: "I don't think it's a mess, just... who cares about these things?"

Lu Xunhan said: "Second."

Yang Qirui said: "Let's discuss it. I, a middle-aged and elderly person, will not participate in the opinion. I can call it whatever I want."

Chen Xu said, "I'm taking care of the child."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Then it's decided, it's called sealing."

Xie Shuangchen said: "We really don't have a box to seal, we just seal a furoshiki."

Seeing what they were talking about, Ye Ling was the last one to come out and say, "Then let's call it Fengbao Crosstalk Conference."

Everyone is ellipsis line after line, only Xie Shuangchen jumped out and said: "Seal the bag, let's seal the bag."

Everyone exclaimed: "It's too earthy!"

"Are we some kind of foreign-style group?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Let's just leave it at that. You won't get sick if you don't do anything."

So, not to mention the whole of Beijing, even the whole country can't find a second group called "Fengbao" to perform at the end of the year.Immediately revealed an unspeakable aura of rural nonsense.

Shi Xiangcheng raised his forehead, will anyone really come to listen?

In fact, on the day the show started, all the tickets were sold out.This is the first time that the Critics Club has sold out its seats after being blessed by Yao Sheng for the premiere.

Really worth firing a shot at.

Shi Xiangcheng was too busy serving tea and water under the stage, and the actors were a little nervous backstage.Xie Shuangchen opened the curtain at the entrance to take a look, and first ruled out the relatives and friends who gave away tickets, all of them were girls, and he was even familiar with a few of them.

The most dazzling thing was Yao Sheng himself. He didn't want to come when Xie Shuangchen gave him the ticket. It's not appropriate for public figures to always appear in this kind of place.But after thinking about it, I still had to give Xie Shuangchen a show, so I came here in a low-key manner.The audience who came to listen to the cross talk was relatively calm, and they didn't think much of Yao Sheng. Occasionally, he wanted to come to take a group photo for an autograph, but he declined with a smile, saying that today he is the audience supporting the role, not the actor on the stage.

In the past, it was Feng Feifei who came out to announce the curtain, but today it was different, Cai Xunshang came out to announce the curtain.When he got off the stage, no one came up, but gongs and drums sounded.

A female voice sang: "It's all about embroidering with green thread and red thread, with Xiangropa silver needles going up and down..."

As soon as the curtain of the stage door was lifted, a cute girl came onto the stage lightly.

The audience was a little surprised, didn't they buy tickets for cross talk?Why did you change to singing?And this person is the boy who has been playing allegro before?

Feng Feifei sang the aria of Pingju Opera "Flower as a Match" on the stage, and the people in the backstage were already laughing like crazy, because they knew that Feng Feifei must be cursing in her heart.

Not only the backstage laughed wildly, even Yao Sheng in the audience couldn't help laughing.

This matter has to be traced back.

Xie Shuangchen thought that this was all a performance, so he couldn't let Feng Feifei play the allegro at the beginning, it was boring.After thinking about it, he thought of Feng Feifei's family craftsmanship.Then he seriously issued performance instructions to Feng Feifei, and asked Feng Feifei to perform Pingju for the first time.

As a result, Feng Feifei met with strong resistance.

In the end, the resistance was ineffective, and Xie Shuangchen forcibly threatened him by saying that he would not be paid during the Chinese New Year and sent him home.

Feng Feifei was helpless: "I can sing, but I don't have any clothes, so I can only go up and sing like this. And there is no band, why sing?"

"Get an accompaniment on the Internet." Xie Shuangchen said, "Oh, by the way, ask Lang Weixian to borrow your outfit!"

Feng Feifei became angry: "Yao Sheng is a dan role! He's full of women's clothing!"

"Then you can also sing the female role!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Isn't this problem solved?"

Feng Feifei said: "I won't!"

"Oh, you have to believe in yourself!" Xie Shuangchen began to encourage young people, "You need to tap into your own potential more! Do you need a little pressure from a desperate situation to motivate you? How about I call your family?"

"Go away!"

They are all things on the opera stage, Feng Feifei can barely make it to the stage by relying on cramming and reviewing, all the outfits are borrowed by Guan Yaosheng.Every single item is very expensive, but the patchwork is a bit nondescript. After all, Yao Sheng sings Peking Opera, which is somewhat different from Pingju.

Luckily, she was good at acting, and was praised by Boss Yao, she looked like a smart young lady.

Yao Sheng was a bit taller than Feng Feifei, and her clothes were all custom-made according to her figure, almost all of them were poor, causing Feng Feifei to drag the floor in her skirt, and it took her a long time to lift it up before she could manage.

"Be careful, all my materials are imported, if you step on them, I will chop you off!" Before leaving the door, Yao Sheng threatened Feng Feifei for a long time.

Feng Feifei felt that he was worse than Xiaobaicai. He was suppressed by bully Xie at work and bullied by bully Yao in life. He was weak, pitiful and helpless.

But it can be eaten.

The performance on the stage was still going on, and Xie Shuangchen was watching with emotion in the background.

"Oh, it would be nice to have such a daughter." He pretended to twitch his beard, "She really looks good, but she's too tall, not petite and cute enough to please my old father."

Ye Ling said: "What on earth are you obsessed with..."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Do you think he has a lot in common with Lang Weixian?"

"Ah?" Ye Ling began to not understand Xie Shuangchen's logic.

"A big guy who wears women's clothes and a little guy who wears women's clothes." Xie Shuangchen rubbed his chin, "Well, sisters have deep love."

Ye Ling raised his forehead: "Where is this going? Boss Yao will kill you if he knows?"

Xie Shuangchen said with a smile: "So you must not let him know. Well, his show is almost over, and it's time for the two of us to do it."

They arranged a total of three programs, the first one was "Yellow Crane Tower", a very traditional legwork, telling the story of Liu Bei crossing the river to the Yellow Crane Tower for a banquet.The two sang on the stage for a long time. After the end, Chen Xu and Yang Qirui came up. The two performed "Geographic Map" together, and then Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were replaced to perform the adapted "Learning Foreign Languages".

The structure of this activity is very simple, that is, the joker says that he is very good at a foreign language, and he has to teach the joker to learn it. After learning and learning, he finds out that the joker can't do anything, he can only talk to children.

As for why I chose this job, there is a story in it.Xie Shuangchen originally wanted to choose "Eight Changes", but he thought it was ironic and intentional, and it would be easier to change.But Ye Ling disagreed, thinking that there might be an overlap with the following program, after all, you have to learn to sing in it.Ye Ling wanted to change "Teach Wife and Offer Son", but Xie Shuangchen disagreed, because it took a long time after the revision was completed, even though there was something in it: "One is expensive and the other is cheap, friendship is seen; death is life, friendship is seen; through the house, the wife I don’t want to avoid this idea, but this one is a bit heavy, if it’s performed in the middle, if the height of the subsequent programs is not high enough, the whole performance will easily lose weight from the beginning to the end.

The two talked about it, and Xie Shuangchen decided to use "Learning Foreign Languages". The reason was very simple. It was purely because Ye Ling knew more foreign languages, and there were more tricks to play in it.

In fact, he also wanted Ye Ling to show off.

This program works very well. In the original traditional passage, the last point is to expose the fact that Dou can’t speak foreign languages. The two people extended the follow-up content and added a reversal of Ping’s original foreign language skills. Ye Ling also performed a song English Poetry Recitation - "When You Are Old".

His voice is clear and cool, with a pure English accent, and it is very enjoyable to listen to him read poems.During the rehearsal, Xie Shuangchen had heard other poems selected by Ye Ling, but in the end Ye Ling chose this one by herself.Standing on the stage and watching Ye Ling's lips move up and down, and his voice was gently sent out, Xie Shuangchen felt a different kind of emotion in his heart.

It's no secret that Ye Ling is a top student, but this is the first time he's really shown what he's learned on stage.Others always envy Xueba's superiority, as if wisdom is innate, but Ye Ling is not born with [-] kinds of martial arts proficiency.His student days also came from morning after morning of memorizing words. If there is any difference from others, it may be that after the exam, his morning word memorizing activity will be changed to memorizing Guankou.

The show ended with the applause of the audience. Cai Xunshang and Lu Xunhan switched to perform "Rules", which also made the audience laugh.

After this round of rounds, finally ushered in the bottom-up program, which is also the first original program that Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling collaborated on.

The two came on stage in black outfits, and the audience came up to give gifts. They were all inexpensive gadgets, and the most important thing was their intentions.

Many people gave Xie Shuangchen, so Xie Shuangchen bent over to take it away, while Ye Ling stood behind the table and watched indifferently.

Yao Sheng suddenly had a bad intention, took off the collar flower of his suit and threw it on the stage, to Ye Ling, and even blew a kiss when he was done.

"Well, well!" Xie Shuangchen pointed at Yao Sheng with sharp eyes and said, "Is it possible for you to tease us?"