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Yang Qirui is the opening stand-up show today.Xie Shuangchen glanced worriedly from the backstage to the front desk, and saw a lady sitting in the first row. She looked extremely young, but the stability in her eyes belonged to a mature woman.Sitting there, she was very dignified and elegant, and her dressing style was completely different from those of the young girls around, which could be seen at a glance.

"That should be Mrs. Yang." Xie Shuangchen called Ye Ling over to take a sneak peek, "I bought a row of tickets to see Brother Yang."

Ye Ling said: "I guess the couple must be very affectionate."

Xie Shuangchen said: "You have never been in contact with Mrs. Yang, how did you know?"

"Look at the way Aunt Yang looks at Brother Yang." Ye Ling said, "If you can still maintain this kind of sincere eyes like a girl after more than ten years of marriage, you must have a very happy life. Brother Yang has no children, and there is only one dog at home. A cat and a dog. Although he is a civil servant and hasn't talked about his family situation in detail, do you think he has complained about any trivial matters? Mr. Chen is often worried about his son's going to kindergarten. Brother Yang has always been Laughing."

"Hearing what you said, it's true." Xie Shuangchen recalled.

Ye Ling said: "Look again, Sister-in-law Yang's state of maintenance and dressing looks like a very educated woman. They can maintain such a relaxed state at their age, and their living standards must be extraordinary. Otherwise, Sister-in-law Yang would also You won’t agree to Brother Yang to come out to chase your dreams, you can’t even eat, the old people and children at home have a lot of things, you still chase your dreams? What are you thinking? Do you think Brother Chen dares to resign? I think at their age, they can insist on having an amateur Hobbies are not easy.”

"Hey, brother Yang and sister-in-law Yang are also the couple of gods." Xie Shuangchen said with emotion, "I'm so envious."

The performances on stage followed one another, and when Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling came on stage, the audience ushered in the most anticipated climax of the evening.

Someone went to give presents, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling took them one by one, and called people from the backstage to take the presents away. There was nothing on the stage, it was clean and tidy, and then they started talking.

Today we are talking about "Fenhe Bay". For many viewers, this is a very familiar program, and they are very clear about the burden and laughter in this work.I don't know if it's because Mrs. Yang is sitting below, Xie Shuangchen always has the feeling of being stared at by a familiar elder. The previous scenes of splashing and rolling have been restrained a lot, and the focus is on the aria and other plot renderings.

His basic skills are very solid, even if he doesn't play tricks, he can complete a program very well.

But he felt a little dull, so he worked hard when he returned.Xie Shuangchen stubbornly believed that he was obliged to perform well for Yang Qirui in front of his sister-in-law, and at the very last time, he had to let his sister-in-law know that they were running a business, so relax about Yang Qirui's career?

Therefore, Xie Shuangchen planned to show off.

"There are quite a lot of audience friends here today, and I think the seats below are quite full." Xie Shuangchen said while fiddling with his sleeves. " He said and went to the audience, Ye Ling was puzzled, and said: "Is it how to step down from the show that you performed together?"

Soon Xie Shuangchen came up, holding a Sanxian in his hand. The guys in the backstage had everything they needed, but apart from the Allegro Yuko, the utilization rate of other things was not high.

Ye Ling hadn't heard Xie Shuangchen play the sanxian for a long time, and said, "Hey, what day is it today?"

Xie Shuangchen smiled. He plucked the strings and adjusted them, and chatted with everyone: "Xianzi is a traditional Chinese plucked string instrument, and there are different sizes. I am a big sanxian, which is mainly used for accompaniments such as Peking Opera and drums. The seasonal ditties we sing in Beijing also use sanxian."

"What are you going to sing today?" Ye Ling asked.

"Today, I really don't sing ditties for everyone." Xie Shuangchen said mysteriously, "When I play and sing, everyone will know."

The sound of Sanxian came out, crisp and raw, Xie Shuangchen sang: "The rain blocking the road is like snowflakes, are you freezing when you cry, I will grind this windbreaker until you have boutonniere..."

When he sings, his voice is deep and pleasant, and his Cantonese pronunciation is very accurate. The simple timbre of the three-stringed string plays an embellishing role. He decorates such a singing with a special style, as if he is really under the rainy and snowy Mount Fuji, waiting for a person who does not return. .

When the song was over, the audience forgot to applaud for a second or two after the aftertaste of the last syllable dissipated.

"Good!" Ye Ling took the lead in applauding, and the audience followed.

That night, Xie Shuangchen returned to the stage four or five times, and the performance did not end until he had enjoyed himself.

The audience dispersed, and everyone cleaned up as usual. Yang Qirui introduced his wife to everyone. As expected, it was the lady sitting in the first row.

"Oh! Sister-in-law, good sister-in-law!" Xie Shuangchen nodded and hunched over, pretending to meet for the first time, "Come here, sit down. What, sausage! Pour sister-in-law a glass of water!"

"No need." Aunt Yang smiled, "I'm just curious. It's very interesting to see your show. Are you Xiao Xie?"

"Ah, it's me!" Xie Shuangchen said.

"Lao Yang told me about you guys. We can see you today. The young man is really a good-looking talent." Mrs. Yang said, "You sing "Under Mount Fuji" really well, you can speak Cantonese well, and you can play the strings well. I'm a layman. I won’t boast, but it’s all good.”

"As long as you like it!" Xie Shuangchen said in his heart that it was because you were here today that he showed his hand. "If you like it, come back often, supervise and supervise us, and urge us to make progress."

Aunt Yang covered her face with a smile and said, "Okay, then don't dislike me."

Xie Shuangchen was being polite, and Mrs. Yang naturally knew that Xie Shuangchen was being polite. When everyone said something in the scene, it was lively and comfortable for each other.

"Brother Yang, it's getting late, you should go back with Aunt Yang first." Shi Xiangcheng said, "We're almost done here."

"Okay." Yang Qirui was also unambiguous, they don't like to push and push, "Then let's go first."

The couple bid farewell to everyone and walked away. Shi Xiangcheng leaned on the mop and said enviously: "It's so happy, the relationship can still be so good after being married for so long, hey! When will I..."

"Stop moaning!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Hurry up and wipe the floor!"

"Fuck!" Shi Xiangcheng said a word, not sure if he promised Xie Shuangchen or scolded the street.

"Sister Sausage." Li Ke said, "I'll wipe the floor, you don't need to."

Shi Xiangcheng immediately threw the mop to Li Ke, and glared at Xie Shuangchen: "Look at the difference in life!"

"I'm ashamed of myself, can I?" Xie Shuangchen threw a rag to Shi Xiangcheng, "Wipe the table!"

The rest laughed wildly.

"Xie Shuangchen!" Shi Xiangcheng said loudly, "As the only girl in your company, can I not enjoy some special treatment! If you keep doing this, I won't do anything for you!"

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen said, "What do you want?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "At first I thought about it in two days, but in order to highlight my irreplaceable position in your company, I decided to say it now."

A group of people cheered and gathered together, Shi Xiangcheng said: "What are you doing? I don't want to perform a show."

Cai Xunshang said, "Sister Sausage, what are you doing?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Everyone said "bad news" with one voice, only Cai Xunshang said "good news".

Xie Shuangchen said: "My lord, don't ask, the good news will turn into bad news if it reaches you!"

Cai Xunshang waved his hand and told him to leave.

"Okay, since everyone wants to hear the bad news first, then I'll tell you the bad news first." Shi Xiangcheng sat down, poured himself a glass of water, cleared his throat, and said, "My manager has been inquiring a lot recently and wants to tell Ban Mastermind some resources..."

"Yo, have you changed your acting direction recently?" Xie Shuangchen interrupted, "You don't want to be a cleaning girl, but you want to be an agent?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Did I not plan your Beihang trip successfully? Let me tell you, this is just a small test of the water!"

Ye Ling said to Xie Shuangchen: "Don't interrupt people all the time."

"That's right." Shi Xiangcheng glared at Xie Shuangchen again, "I added a few groups through my connections, and after some operations, I found out that it is basically impossible to sell you to perform."

Xie Shuangchen was unhappy: "Why? Is your father not good-looking or not tall enough?"

"Go to hell!" Shi Xiangcheng's voice became sharper.

"Don't make noise!" Ye Ling said, "I guess it has something to do with Yang Shuanglin, doesn't it?"

The war between Xie Shuangchen and Yang Shuanglin is known even to the general public, not to mention the insiders here.Although this matter has affected the entire industry, in the final analysis, it is still the housework of Xie Fangbi's subordinates, and it is inconvenient for others to intervene.

Xie Shuangchen said, "I forgot about him."

"Although the popularity rate of TV programs is high, they are still in the ranks of traditional media. It is not difficult for Yang Shuanglin to control them. Nowadays, the general offline performance market is almost filled with people who are familiar with him. Too good at finding outsiders." Ye Ling analyzed, "Maybe the online platform will be better, these are the positions of young people, as long as they don't involve sensitive issues, generally there will be no major issues."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "What Teacher Ye said is true."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Nonsense, I don't even look at your teacher Ye's level!"

"Doglegs." Everyone said in a low voice.

Shi Xiangcheng said: "In short, the bad news is that although your great second senior brother seems to have died down, his behavior has intensified. You are popular on the Internet, but if you can't realize it to the public, it's not so interesting. But God There is no unparalleled road, and the next step is to tell good news.”

"Did another school come to look for it?" Ye Ling asked.

"Oh my God! Teacher Ye, you are so clever!" Shi Xiangcheng was very surprised, "Can you even guess this?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "That's..."

Ye Ling interrupted him: "I'm really guessing."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "It's not important, the important thing is to guess correctly! They posted the video at Beihang University on the Internet, which aroused widespread attention from the student circle. The student unions of several schools contacted me, hoping to invite us Going to their school for a speaking gig. I thought, that seemed like the way to go."

Xie Shuangchen asked, "What schools are there?"

Shi Xiangcheng counted them one by one, Xie Shuangchen muttered: "Why is there no Tsinghua University?"

Ye Ling said: "I still want to know why there is no Peking University."

"Maybe it's the last reserve of colleges and universities." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Student activities have no money anyway, but the advantage is that the communication effect is good, and the students are very supportive. I think it's better to make this project a reincarnation speech, in Beijing and other places. Universities in cities go around and reach out to young people, which is more in line with our characteristics. The key is that the name is very good, and it helps the younger generation understand traditional culture, and it is impossible for schools to keep us out.”

Ye Ling continued: "And the school environment is relatively independent and will not be influenced by public opinion in the society. I think this is a good thing."

Shi Xiangcheng clapped his hands: "Heroes see the same thing!"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I want to go to Tsinghua University, you can contact Tsinghua University for me."

Shi Xiangcheng was irritable: "Where do I know Tsinghua University! Those schools all came to me on their own initiative!"

Ye Ling said: "... If you want to go to Tsinghua University, go at the end. I'll ask."

Qiu Ming asked: "Then can we go? I haven't been to a school in Beijing yet."

"You guys?" Shi Xiangcheng said meaningfully, holding his chin, "During this period of time, you should improve your professional skills and try to integrate into the atmosphere of the Wing Ping Club. I am thinking about something recently, and when the time comes Let's go to you. School matters should be left to the head teacher and Teacher Ye, they have a good image and the female students like it."

The phrase "good image" repelled both Zhao Yuquan and Wang Junmao.Zhao Yuquan was a joker, as thin as a monkey, while Wang Junmao was a joker, so fat that he put his stomach on the table.They are like Fat Toutuo and Thin Toutuo in "The Deer and Ding Tale", their appearance features are very obvious, their appearance is not good, and they can make people laugh at a glance, let alone talk.

"I'm not targeting you two!" Shi Xiangcheng pointed out.

"Come on, girl." Zhao Yuquan Xizi held his heart together, feeling particularly hurt, and everyone laughed.

"Okay, you can arrange this matter." Xie Shuangchen stood up and stretched his waist. It was getting late and he didn't want to continue chatting here, so he said to Shi Xiangcheng, "Since you want to export things outside, Then go ahead and do it boldly.”

Shi Xiangcheng asked: "Aren't you afraid that my inexperience will screw you up?"

"Experience comes from scratch." Xie Shuangchen said, "It's also my first time to open a small theater. Isn't this a step by step step by step? Young people, you must use it to try boldly."

"The cleaning..."

"Little sister cleaning also has to do her job, and she has to be down-to-earth." Xie Shuangchen said earnestly, "You have to look up at the starry sky, but you also have to be down-to-earth."

"Go to hell, Xie Shuangchen!" Shi Xiangcheng exploded, "I want to arrange for you to go to the sea to give a speech!"

"What is Haipaoer?" Lu Xunhan asked.Those present here have never been to school in Beijing, and they are also very unfamiliar with this term.

"Four famous schools in Beijing." Xie Shuangchen counted on his fingers, "Tsinghua University, Peking University, and Haipaoer. Haipaoer is Haidian Day University, which is now Beijing City College. The two are the best, and the two are the worst. Know."

Everyone suddenly realized.

After returning home at night, both Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were sleepy, but they could not sleep for a while while lying on the bed. Xie Shuangchen was lying down and playing games, and suddenly WeChat flashed, and Ye Ling beside him said: "Give us two sausages!" formed a group."

"Hmm...um..." Xie Shuangchen was in the midst of the game and didn't care to respond.

"Crosstalk walks the road to vote for the planning group." Ye Ling read out the name of the group, and said with a smile, "This girl is a set."

"Oh, young people are full of energy... oh mani mani mani mani mani mani mani mani mani mani mani mani mani! Don't solo in the middle lane and everyone is going to be high! I didn't say that sausage has a way of doing things like these entertainment stars. Damn! The tower is gone !" Xie Shuangchen didn't match the words, "Don't you see that she has arranged all the fan groups and things submissively? She likes to do it, so let her do it."

"You never thought about why she came to your place as a waiter at such a young age?" Ye Ling said, "After getting along for so long, everyone can see her ability."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Maybe the level of education is too low so I can't find other jobs... Don't eat my soldiers! I love my mother's development!"

Ye Ling was helpless, thinking that you are really smart when you are really smart, and really stupid when you are stupid.If your company thinks that you have a low cultural level, you are the one to count, okay?

In fact, Ye Ling had doubts about Shi Xiangcheng's real background before, and it was not until the trip to Beihang that he was really sure about it.But since this is the case, Shi Xiangcheng, a girl from a prestigious school, why can't she think about becoming a waiter?

It’s weird.

"I think, a hero doesn't ask where he comes from, and ambition doesn't lie in his age." Xie Shuangchen finished playing the game before talking to Ye Ling seriously.

Although these two sentences have no logical relationship.

"Everyone's gathering is a fate. I don't care what each person has done, as long as he performs well here, then I will recognize this person." Xie Shuangchen said, "Everyone has a past and a future. The past cannot be changed, and the future is unpredictable. , the only thing we can believe in is now. Sister Sausage may have been illiterate in the past, but now you can see that she has taken care of a lot of things and gradually has a certain appearance. She has energy, goals and confidence, so I can rest assured Let her do it."

Ye Ling touched Xie Shuangchen's head: "Are you sleepy? Why did you suddenly say something inexplicable?"

"Not really?" Xie Shuangchen held Ye Ling's hand and kissed it.

This kiss moved the hearts of both of them.

"Don't make trouble." Ye Ling withdrew her hand, "I'm sleepy, go to sleep."

"No!" Xie Shuangchen threw the phone aside, leaned forward, put his arms around Ye Ling and said, "Don't ask whether you are sleepy or awake when you are doing happy things with a lover. Lingxian'er, junior brother! Go to sleep later."

"No, I won't be able to get up tomorrow." Ye Ling blushed and struggled softly.

It's already summer, and you only need to cover yourself with a thin quilt to sleep. Xie Shuangchen lifted the thin layer of fabric and got inside.A small hillock bulged on the bed, making a rustling sound.

Immediately afterwards, the WeChat voice ringtone began to ring.

"Damn it!" Xie Shuangchen yelled very dissatisfied, "Who is it!"

Ye Ling went to touch the phone, only to find that it was his and Xie Shuangchen's phones calling together.

"Shit sausage, I really am!" Xie Shuangchen was so angry that he was speechless when he saw it, and he got through the curse, "I have a grudge against you! Don't I just love to run on you with words? You can't do it!" Revenge on society in the middle of the night?"

"Ah?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "What are you doing?"

"What do you think I'm doing?" As soon as Xie Shuangchen said this, Ye Ling pinched him immediately, Xie Shuangchen shut up, and asked sullenly: "What kind of monster are you doing in the middle of the night? If you have something to say, hurry up and fart!" .”

"It's just that I'm a little excited about thinking about the future." Shi Xiangcheng's voice sounded like he was applying a mask, "Didn't I join a group just now, I wanted to type to talk to you, but I still think it's better to call."

Xie Shuangchen was going crazy.

"I want to use this interaction in the college circle as a test." Shi Xiangcheng said, "If the effect is good, we will hold a special session to try it out, how about it?"