Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

His leg was a little heavier, as if an iron ball was hanging on it, dragging him heavily to prevent him from moving forward.Liu Huangnian frowned instantly, trying to retract his legs, trying to break free from Qin Hegui's hand, but Qin Hegui fought with the octopus, and when it got entangled, it sucked it firmly, as if stuck to his leg on.

Can't kick, can't kick.

Liu Huangnian originally maintained a shallow smile, but now he couldn't laugh at all.

Qin Hegui snotted and cried, extremely bitter, "Male lead, when your father created you, the new book did not get good grades. I was afraid that he would abandon the pit, and I would reward him even if I was hungry. A handful of shit It's not easy for me to pull you up with a piss! Although he still gave up, I am the number one fan list! Junior brother, this is all my love for you!"

The cucumber far away in the sky sneezed.

"Back then, I watched you conquer all directions, from an ignorant little virgin to three thousand beauties in the harem, and ten daughters in the night palace. I also watched you grow up! There is hard work without credit!"

He talked more and more vigorously, remembering the days when he worked so hard for cucumbers in those years, he burst into tears, rubbed his nose against Liu Huangnian's thigh, and howled ghostly, "Senior brother, your senior brother is really not easy for me! No house, no car, no savings, dad It doesn't hurt, my mother doesn't love me, and I was dumped by my girlfriend!"

What I hate the most is Qin Hegui.

The turbulent heat in that summer, the noisy greenery, and the complicated chirping of cicadas became more and more clear at this moment.The young man stood with his hands behind his back, uttered a word coldly, with a calm and cold expression.

Disgust, disgust, disgust.

Liu Huangnian didn't want to have any physical contact with him, he was disgusted for a long time after applying medicine last time, let alone this kind of close contact!He could even feel the degree of bending of the young man's fingers, which were icy and cold against the inner side of his calf, the skin was warm, and the phalanges were distinct.

He wanted to gouge out every piece of flesh and blood that Qin Hegui touched, even if he flayed and cramped, he didn't want to keep it.

No matter how calm Liu Huangnian was, he couldn't stay calm anymore, his face suddenly changed, and he said through gritted teeth: "Release!"

Qin Hegui howled: "I won't let go!"

"release!!"

"Don't let go! I won't get up if you don't agree!"

"release!!!"

"Junior brother, you can't just leave him alone! Help the world!"

Liu Huangnian's fair face had turned black into coal, as if a thick layer of dark clouds had shrouded it, and he looked down at Qin Hegui from a height.

His eyes were so cold that ice could form, like a deep cold spring in the cold winter, and a few words burst out from between his teeth: "You, find, die."

All of a sudden, Liu Huangnian burst out with a powerful aura, surging and overwhelming.

He wanted to stab Qin Hegui, a mad dog, to death with a single sword, but he couldn't figure out the details of Qin Hegui, and was afraid of being cheated, so he could only swallow his anger and wait and see what happened.

If it was Qin Hegui's temptation, then once he made a move, he might be killed by Qin Hegui. Even if he survived, he would be charged with mutilating his fellow disciples. At least he would be expelled from the sect, and at worst he would be wiped out in ashes.

A small leak will sink a great ship.

Thinking of this, Liu Huangnian's action of drawing his sword paused, his aura receded slowly like a sea tide, and he looked at the 50kg leg pendant with complicated eyes.

"Junior brother, please protect me! Please take me away!"

Although Qin Hegui was kicked a few times and his calf was aching, he still stubbornly hugged the male protagonist's thigh.

Today's goal: to be a qualified licking dog.

Liu Huangnian remained silent, dragged him for a few steps, and then stopped.

Really heavy!This person looked weak and skinny, but he was as strong as a cow when he hugged him, and he couldn't shake him off at all.

"Junior brother, okay, junior brother, you won't get up if you don't agree to it~" Qin Hegui endured his shame, and brought out the macho spirit to the fullest, groaning and groaning.

Liu Huangnian stopped, bent down, and the distance between the two instantly shortened.

His long and thick eyelashes almost touched Qin Hegui's face, and his smile was distant and arrogant.

Liu Huangnian was obviously smiling, but his eyes were icy cold, he sneered and said, "You really can't get up?"

The distance between the two of them was too close. It was the first time for Qin Hegui to observe the male lead's big face up close, and then he understood why Liu Huangnian was the most handsome.

Her skin is so good that you can't find a single pore if you look closely in front of it. It's fair and delicate with luster, and it's many times better than the stars on TV.

The breath sprayed lightly on his face, it was hot and humid, Qin Hegui was stunned for a moment, and said blankly, "I can't get up."

Liu Huangnian raised the corners of his mouth, smiled indistinctly, straightened up, opened the distance, and said lightly: "Then senior brother, let's just lay it on the ground for the rest of our lives."

The male lead likes me!

Does this seem like a person's behavior!

He should say "Man, you managed to get my attention." or "Man, you are playing with fire."

Why does he look disgusted!

I must have opened it the wrong way.

Qin Hegui let out a long sigh, "The world is not worth it... When people go, I will go too. No dust will be left in this life."

Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes, without any fluctuation in his heart, and said lightly: "Then you go to die."

"But..." Qin Hegui's tone changed: "Hot pot barbecue, spicy hot skewers, roasted duck, pearl milk tea, mango pudding, glutinous rice, chicken, sauerkraut, fish meat, steamed buns, cold skin, shrimp dumplings, soup, steamed buns, bridge rice noodles, matcha cakes, popcorn, fried chicken, cola egg tarts Grab cakes, green balls, wonton noodles, octopus balls, sausage noodles, Chencun noodles, roasted pork, char siew, wife cakes, eggs, fish eggs, bowls, and fins are worth it, very worth it.”

"No matter how much I say, I won't save you." Liu Huangnian evaded the most important thing, "You continue to rest on the ground."

Is it true that Lao Tzu is talking about stand-up comedy? !

Qin Hegui was furious, and almost let go. Xin Hao reacted quickly, and could only say bitterly: "Junior brother, don't be so heartless. Senior brother's personal safety is entrusted to you, please resist the injury, I am a crispy I don’t have money and I don’t have a nanny. If someone touches me, my screen will be black. But you are different. You are the hero Ma Huateng, who comes with a famous knife to resurrect the invincible bug of red and blue buffs. You can easily wipe out the opponent’s dough with a single skill. .”

"..."

"As the saying goes, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Accumulate some virtue, brother. You will do so many bad things in the future, it's okay to accumulate virtue early!"

"..."

Liu Huangnian took a look at the sky, it was already high in the sun.

When Mingming went out, he saw a pink cloud appearing at the place where the eastern mountain top connected to the sky.Then a small bright spot appeared, and gradually, gradually, the light spot became brighter and brighter, half floating on the horizon in the early morning, half soaked in the mountain mist.

Orchids in the empty valley, beautiful mountains and clear waters

It turned out that it was almost noon, but he and Qin Hegui, an idiot, were fighting and going around, walking around in the same place.

If this continues for another year, the task will not be completed.

"Junior brother, please—" Qin Hegui felt that there was no hope of seeking help, so he could only howl in a dragging voice.

The cold voice reached Liu Huangnian's ear, like a seed that gave birth to secrets, and brought out the unbearable and delusion in my heart.

What was it like when I first met Qin Hegui?

Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes and did not speak, the air was extremely still.His hand rested on the bluish-white sword hilt, feeling the complex and flourishing patterns, his finger bones clenched tightly, and blue veins spread across his cold-toned skin.

"Senior brother-"

"Junior Brother——"

"Junior Brother, Junior Brother—"

Muttering like asking for his life.

The young man's voice was like the harshest cold wind in the twelfth lunar month of winter, without the slightest temperature, but not too lethal. He said coldly: "You loosen it or not."

Qin Hegui raised his head and glanced at him. The warm spring light cast silent and mottled shadows on his half-closed eyelids.

As if it was just a random question.

"...not loose."

Sure enough, it was not loose, and even hugged even tighter.

Without morals, anything is possible.There is some truth to this statement.

Liu Huangnian felt strange emotions spreading wildly in his heart, he couldn't tell what it was, he just felt very irritable and disgusted, he just wanted to chop them all up with a sword, and prevent them from extending unscrupulously and occupying the rest of his body. every inch.

He closed his eyes tiredly, and said softly, "Relax."

"It's okay to let go, but you protect me?"

After the words fell, Liu Huangnian's thin lips were tense. He looked straight ahead, but the phalanges pressed on the hilt of the sword were already pale, and there was a feeling that the secret had been seen through. He was exposed to the scorching sun and was exposed to the scorching sun smash.

After an unknown amount of time, the young man sighed helplessly as if compromising, "Get up, I will protect you when you go up the mountain."

"Really?" Qin Hegui was suspicious, "You're not lying to me?"

Liu Huangnian was expressionless, "Seriously."

After getting the promise, Qin Hegui happily got up from the ground, feeling extremely happy.

Liu Huangnian stepped forward with his long legs, suddenly felt as light as a swallow, and walked straight forward.Qin He returned to his senses, wondering if the child was sullen and didn't wait for anyone, and was thrown far away by Liu Huangnian while thinking about it, and hurriedly followed his footsteps.

After walking for almost an hour, Qin Hegui felt that Liu Huangnian was not so angry anymore, so he approached cautiously, and smiled obsequiously, "Hey, does what you just said count? As the hero, you can't just say it." Wuxin, you must protect me when the time comes, junior brother."

"What is the hero?" Liu Huangnian glanced at him.

He is still willing to talk to people, which proves that he is not very angry.

Qin Hegui breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's just a guy with colorful hair, nicknamed Mary Su, has 100 yuan abs, speaks [-] languages, can't die no matter what, can pick up martial arts cheats at random, and everyone loves him when they see him Dude." Qin Hegui was very calm.

"My hair doesn't seem to be colorful. Besides, what's a Mary Sue?"

It's rare to see the male lead in a daze, so Qin Hegui decided to give him a popular science on the modern civilization of the 21st century.

"Mary Sue...it's a good word. Most people don't deserve it. You're one of the best in the world. As for the general meaning, it's like saying you're handsome and strong. It's totally worth it."

How about it, is the popular science good?

Liu Huangnian shook his head, "You're talking nonsense."

Qin Hegui followed behind him, and said cheerfully: "I'm serious, you are the most beautiful boy I have ever seen, even better than girls, if you were a girl, I would accept you as my wife. "

Liu Huangnian stopped in his tracks, turned around, took a fixed look at him, and said calmly, "Senior brother is joking again."

Qin Hegui chased up and walked side by side with him, and said with a playful smile, "If your face were placed in our global village, it would be worth [-] million yuan. How many people dream of it, I guess other people want to look like you after plastic surgery. The hero, you But a man with an appearance worth [-] million RMB."

Liu Huangnian knew that he had a good appearance, but it was the first time he was praised in person like this. His skin was too thin, and the blush spread from his ears to his neck, and he blushed shamefully.

This kid still knows how to be shy!

He thought that the male lead was thick-skinned enough to build a wall.

Qin Hegui was astonished as if he had discovered a new continent, "Wow brother, I just praised you a few words, why are you so shy!"

If others see through it but don't tell it, Qin Hegui feels uncomfortable if he doesn't say it.

To put it bluntly, it is cheap.

Liu Huangnian's ears were reddish, and he glared at him somewhat angrily, with the corners of his eyes raised frivolously, "Senior brother, don't talk nonsense."

The young man stood with his hands behind his back, his brows and eyes were very light, and he was gazing at Qin Hegui with a rare kindness. The sun cast a faint shadow on his nose, which was very much like love.

Oops!It is the right atrium that receives the venous blood of the whole body and pumps it out from the pulmonary artery through the right ventricle. At this time, the venous blood that flows through the pulmonary artery is transformed into oxygen-rich arterial blood through the gas exchange in the lungs, which is sent from the pulmonary vein to the left atrium and then passes through the aorta of the left ventricle. The feeling of pumping to the whole body.

For short, it's heartbeat.

The emotional temperament contained in this glance can make a Wong Kar Wai movie!

Qin Hegui grinned, "Isn't it just a compliment to look good?"

Liu Huangnian's ears were completely red, "Brother."

The male protagonist is not as scary as imagined.

Qin Hegui couldn't help showing the attitude of a father doting on his son, "Okay, okay, you are the hero and you are right in everything you say!"

"I really don't have colorful hair, and I don't have 100 yuan abs, and I'm not called Mary Su, let alone the hero." Liu Huangnian looked at him a little depressed.

Qin Hegui smiled even more heartily.

Liu Huangnian suddenly discovered that when Qin Hegui smiled, his eyes were so pure and clean, so gentle that they could overflow with water, and when his eyes were slightly bent, there was a fine light shining down, as if all the darkness would disappear in front of him. It's so overwhelming that people can't help but indulge.

This guy was not as annoying as he thought.