Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?
Chapter 16 The Misunderstanding Between Me and the Male Lead
The next day, at dawn.
The sun rises in the east, and the east sun is driving?The reddish early morning is sprinkled on the ten-mile peach blossoms, dyeing the snow-white petals with a delicate pink like a landscape painting.Jia'an stream murmurs, chickens crow and dogs bark, and cooking smoke curls up, all in peace.
Qin Hegui stayed at the village chief's house, changed his clothes and took a shower. He felt refreshed and was sitting in the house at the moment looking at his appearance.
It has been said in the original text long ago that the eldest brother has a good appearance, a rich spirit like jade, and a clear and clear look.It can be said that it is another style to see it.
I saw the person in the mirror with three thousand white hairs. Although he felt a bit like Mary Sue killing Matt, he was handsome, so that was not called ridiculous, it was called personality.
The beautiful Danfeng eyes are slightly raised, the brows seem to be carefully outlined with a brush, the eyes are elegant and transparent amber, the face is sharp and angular, the nose is high and the beam is thin, the lips are red and the teeth are white. Looking back and raising the eyes are infinite scenery.
It turns out that I am so handsome after washing my face!
The thick wooden door was suddenly pushed open with a creaking sound. The young man frowned and looked back, his eyes wandering, inadvertently, like a fox, it will seduce people's souls.
The young man looked at him deeply, his thin lips tightly pressed together, soaked in the orange sunlight, his harsh expression softened a lot.
"Good morning, Junior Brother."
Qin Hegui quickly reacted, the arrogance he had just run away disappeared without a trace, and he greeted him with a pleasant smile.
"morning……"
Liu Huangnian was stunned for a moment, Qin Hegui had always put himself in a mess recently, he hadn't seen his true face for a long time, and seeing him suddenly now made him a little uncomfortable.
He stabilized his mind, stood at the door with a blank expression on his face, with swollen eye bags and thick dark circles, and said with a serious look: "Brother, come out for breakfast and go up the mountain."
Those dark circles almost caught up with the national treasure panda.
"Did you...didn't rest well last night?"
The young man's face was gloomy, his brows and eyes were very hostile, and he pursed his lips in silence.
Originally, Qin Hegui hadn't returned for six days, but he thought that Qin Hegui died of illness outside, so he felt better.As a result, not only did the man not die, but he also came back safe and sound with the herbs.
And the reason why he really suffered from insomnia was also very simple, Qin Hegui, whose ten fingers were not in the sun, actually got his nose bruised and his face swollen because of him!
What exactly is he trying to do?
The more Liu Huangnian thinks, the more confused he becomes, the more the exclusive novel groups in major forums have a special price of 64 yuan to enter the group, there is a monthly fee of lyx7⑦1⑤390⑨, the more confused he thinks, his mind becomes a mess, tossing and turning, and he can't sleep. The dry and cracked hands appeared, and he lost all sleepiness.
What kind of strange emotion is taking root and sprouting? It is like a plant growing deep in the chest cavity. It has small and tender green branches and leaves, but it has a huge root system. Extend into every cell and every lymph.
Liu Huangnian didn't like this feeling.
"Hmm... Mosquito bites, if you don't feel well, just meditate and get lucky." The young man fabricated it casually, his dark circles and skin were like white milk mixed with black chocolate, making him feel greasy and sick to his stomach.
He didn't want to continue talking about the subject.
Liu Huangnian didn't want anyone to know that he lost sleep all night because of a shameless villain.
"Mosquitoes? Are there mosquitoes in spring? Why haven't I seen them?" Qin Hegui was puzzled.
The hero is in a bad state today!
No matter how you look at it, it looks like you haven't woken up!
Liu Huangnian said vaguely: "Maybe...Senior brother, let's eat first, the food will be cold later and won't taste good."
It's good that this matter ends hastily.
"That's it, don't ask me, I don't want to say" was written all over the young man's face. His impatience was surging, with the arrogance of a young man, making Qin Hegui choke.
The so-called people are like iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.
Qin Hegui no longer clung to this topic, and when he heard that he didn't care about mosquitoes when eating, he put all his doubts behind him, smiled at Liu Huangnian, and said, "Okay, okay, let's go !"
"Ah."
The boy responded with a nasal voice, and the crooked shadow was projected on the ground, extending very long and thin, like some feelings that shouldn't be there, stretched through the time tunnel to the point where it cannot be ignored.
When Qin He returned to the dining table, he saw a plate of green vegetables, a plate of beef, a plate of buns, a pot of sake, and a bowl of porridge on the table.The styles are relatively light and fragrant, but in ancient times they were considered delicacies from mountains and seas and delicacies.
Liu Huangnian folded his hands on his chest, leaned against the gate without saying a word, and kept company with a few chickens in the yard in front of the gate.
The majestic male protagonist Ma Wen was reduced to standing with the chicken.
Forgive me for not only lacking sympathy, but also for fucking wanting to laugh.
Qin Hegui suppressed a smile, thinking that the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven.Every cause must bear fruit, and your retribution is me.
With me here, you don't want to be a girl, and you don't want to drive a car.Thank you, I am a member of the Chinese Communist Party, eradicating evil, banning pornographic tyranny, and building a civilized and harmonious society are all what I should do.
Liu Huangnian suddenly felt that someone was staring directly at him, he turned his head with an unfriendly expression, did not deliberately restrain the cruelty in his eyes, and looked around like a king.
Qin Hegui sat at the table resentfully, not daring to say anything.
The village chief walked over, wiping off his cold sweat, and said in a low voice, "Master Immortal, please forgive me for the poor hospitality. Our Taohuayuan has been cut off from the outside world for many years, and I don't know if this dish does not suit your taste..."
So humble and so polite?
"No, no, no! I'm not picky! And it's already very rich!"
How could Qin Hegui bear such respectful treatment? He was so embarrassed that he didn't know where to put his hands.Obviously very hungry, I dare not move my chopsticks now.
In the eyes of ordinary people, immortal cultivators are like golden branches and jade leaves. They are very particular about food, clothing, housing and transportation, and they cannot bear the slightest grievance.I can't wait to set up a sign for the cultivators and burn incense to make offerings every day.
In fact, cultivators have rough skin and thick flesh, and there is nothing wrong with not eating farts for a few meals. They can sleep like dead pigs on just any branch, and they still can't wake up when they are struck by thunder.
I'm really not that precious.
However, the village head kept apologizing: "Master Xian, does this dish not suit your taste? I still have a few chickens and ducks at home, why don't I make chicken soup or old duck soup for you?"
"Don't, don't!"
Anyway, Qin He waved his hand to refuse, and suddenly something soft was stuffed into his mouth.
He subconsciously took a bite and chewed a few times.
This fat but not greasy taste, this soft and juicy taste, this unpretentious material!That's right!It's meat buns!
The steamed buns just out of the drawer are hot and soft, neat in size, white in color and soft in surface, with a lot of leather stuffing. They look like budding autumn chrysanthemums in the mist.
Two words, really fragrant!
He looked at the perpetrator in surprise.
"You're the one who talks nonsense. Take it."
Liu Huangnian held the bitten bun in his right hand with sharp phalanx, seeing Qin Hegui staring at him like a fool, he couldn't help being a little funny, raised his left eyebrow, and said calmly, "Why? You still want me to take it?" Are you feeding me?"
Let the hero feed himself?This is the treatment only the male protagonist can enjoy in the harem!
If this goes on like this, it's so fucking easy to become gay!
Look at those danmei novels, a big steel straight man, under the light of the protagonist's halo, his collective IQ is below the level line, he knows that the male coach can take all men and women, but he still has an ambiguous relationship with the male lead, and the result is sad. Bend, and become a gay who loves purple.
The male protagonist's halo can bend a straight guy, straighten a gay guy, and straightness is all determined by the male protagonist's words.
Qin Hegui regained his composure, and quickly grabbed the bun by himself, fearing that he would also be bent, he slurred his speech, "I don't know what to do!"
His resistance was too obvious, Liu Huangnian's eyes darkened a little, it wasn't disgust, nor disgust... more like fear.
Qin Hegui was afraid of himself.
How could he be afraid of himself?
Liu Huangnian suddenly had a bad guess, he hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively: "You... did you rest well last night?"
Hold!The hero actually cares about whether I have a good rest or not!
I heard that the male protagonist of the stallion novel is easy to bend. If you smile at him, he will think that spring is here.If you say a few words to him, he will confess you as a white moonlight.
As long as you get involved with the male protagonist of the stallion, you will either be injured or disabled, and changing your body after death is a basic operation.
Qin Hegui's face became serious.
In the current situation, the male lead should just bend, right? !
Qin Hegui took a few steps back again and again, pulling the distance between the two of them as far as possible, shaking his head frantically as if hiding from a virus: "I'm resting very well! I'm in great health! Don't worry about it and don't ask me!"
Liu Huangnian understood in an instant, his expression management was out of control, he became a bit ferocious and a bit speechless, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Qin Hegui's mentality burst, and Liu Huangnian's mentality also burst.
Liu Huangnian: It's over, Qin Hegui, this idiot thinks I like him!
Qin Hegui: After the Year of the Willow Desolation, this devil has already secretly fallen in love with me!
Both of them looked at each other with complicated eyes, they really wanted to grab each other by the collar and slap them a few times, to wake up the other's unrealistic dream.
The two straight men disliked each other very much, and they didn't show it. They just greeted each other's ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts.
Qin Hegui thought of Yiyi, who was as beautiful as a flower, and quickly moved out to save the scene, "Uh...well, how is Yiyi?"
The male protagonist is big, this is your sister!
Liu Huangnian's face was ashen, and his tone was blunt, "rest at home!"
You see, it's the same tone when you mention your beloved girl!The hero is really bent!Blame me for being too handsome!
Will directly rejecting the male protagonist cause the special price of 64 yuan in the exclusive novel groups of major forums to enter the group with a monthly fee of lyx7⑦1⑤390⑨he will be blackened?What if he kidnaps someone and locks them up in a small black room for bondage play?This is the domineering, evil and charming stallion hero of the Cucumber Story!
If you reject the male lead's confession, you will be imprisoned for sure. If you are unlucky, you will experience heroic deeds such as three days and three nights, seven times in one night, etc., and finally follow the Stockholm Synthesis The same as the disease, fell in love with the male lead inexplicably.
Then there is no logic to the end of the full text.
Qin Hegui said that I don't want it.
"Uh...then what, let's get down to business first...well, I remember that...uh...that's...what are we doing in Peach Blossom Spring?"
Liu Huangnian was distracted, and his tone became harsh, his eyes were so-called three-point cold, three-point mocking and four-point careless, he smiled coldly: "Look for the truth about beauty and white hair!"
Hold!The hero is angry!
The fan-shaped statistical chart that is necessary for a boss has appeared on his face, can he be far from blackening?
Qin Hegui was so frightened that he could speak incoherently, his heart almost jumped out of his throat, "Yes, yes, yes! It's just to explore the truth, let's go and work! I, I, I, I will take a step first!"
He even forgot to eat, and ran away as if fleeing for his life.
Liu Huangnian was so angry that his chest was tight, and he didn't know why he was angry, so he could only bite the bullet and smiled at the village chief, turned around and followed.
The sun rises in the east, and the east sun is driving?The reddish early morning is sprinkled on the ten-mile peach blossoms, dyeing the snow-white petals with a delicate pink like a landscape painting.Jia'an stream murmurs, chickens crow and dogs bark, and cooking smoke curls up, all in peace.
Qin Hegui stayed at the village chief's house, changed his clothes and took a shower. He felt refreshed and was sitting in the house at the moment looking at his appearance.
It has been said in the original text long ago that the eldest brother has a good appearance, a rich spirit like jade, and a clear and clear look.It can be said that it is another style to see it.
I saw the person in the mirror with three thousand white hairs. Although he felt a bit like Mary Sue killing Matt, he was handsome, so that was not called ridiculous, it was called personality.
The beautiful Danfeng eyes are slightly raised, the brows seem to be carefully outlined with a brush, the eyes are elegant and transparent amber, the face is sharp and angular, the nose is high and the beam is thin, the lips are red and the teeth are white. Looking back and raising the eyes are infinite scenery.
It turns out that I am so handsome after washing my face!
The thick wooden door was suddenly pushed open with a creaking sound. The young man frowned and looked back, his eyes wandering, inadvertently, like a fox, it will seduce people's souls.
The young man looked at him deeply, his thin lips tightly pressed together, soaked in the orange sunlight, his harsh expression softened a lot.
"Good morning, Junior Brother."
Qin Hegui quickly reacted, the arrogance he had just run away disappeared without a trace, and he greeted him with a pleasant smile.
"morning……"
Liu Huangnian was stunned for a moment, Qin Hegui had always put himself in a mess recently, he hadn't seen his true face for a long time, and seeing him suddenly now made him a little uncomfortable.
He stabilized his mind, stood at the door with a blank expression on his face, with swollen eye bags and thick dark circles, and said with a serious look: "Brother, come out for breakfast and go up the mountain."
Those dark circles almost caught up with the national treasure panda.
"Did you...didn't rest well last night?"
The young man's face was gloomy, his brows and eyes were very hostile, and he pursed his lips in silence.
Originally, Qin Hegui hadn't returned for six days, but he thought that Qin Hegui died of illness outside, so he felt better.As a result, not only did the man not die, but he also came back safe and sound with the herbs.
And the reason why he really suffered from insomnia was also very simple, Qin Hegui, whose ten fingers were not in the sun, actually got his nose bruised and his face swollen because of him!
What exactly is he trying to do?
The more Liu Huangnian thinks, the more confused he becomes, the more the exclusive novel groups in major forums have a special price of 64 yuan to enter the group, there is a monthly fee of lyx7⑦1⑤390⑨, the more confused he thinks, his mind becomes a mess, tossing and turning, and he can't sleep. The dry and cracked hands appeared, and he lost all sleepiness.
What kind of strange emotion is taking root and sprouting? It is like a plant growing deep in the chest cavity. It has small and tender green branches and leaves, but it has a huge root system. Extend into every cell and every lymph.
Liu Huangnian didn't like this feeling.
"Hmm... Mosquito bites, if you don't feel well, just meditate and get lucky." The young man fabricated it casually, his dark circles and skin were like white milk mixed with black chocolate, making him feel greasy and sick to his stomach.
He didn't want to continue talking about the subject.
Liu Huangnian didn't want anyone to know that he lost sleep all night because of a shameless villain.
"Mosquitoes? Are there mosquitoes in spring? Why haven't I seen them?" Qin Hegui was puzzled.
The hero is in a bad state today!
No matter how you look at it, it looks like you haven't woken up!
Liu Huangnian said vaguely: "Maybe...Senior brother, let's eat first, the food will be cold later and won't taste good."
It's good that this matter ends hastily.
"That's it, don't ask me, I don't want to say" was written all over the young man's face. His impatience was surging, with the arrogance of a young man, making Qin Hegui choke.
The so-called people are like iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.
Qin Hegui no longer clung to this topic, and when he heard that he didn't care about mosquitoes when eating, he put all his doubts behind him, smiled at Liu Huangnian, and said, "Okay, okay, let's go !"
"Ah."
The boy responded with a nasal voice, and the crooked shadow was projected on the ground, extending very long and thin, like some feelings that shouldn't be there, stretched through the time tunnel to the point where it cannot be ignored.
When Qin He returned to the dining table, he saw a plate of green vegetables, a plate of beef, a plate of buns, a pot of sake, and a bowl of porridge on the table.The styles are relatively light and fragrant, but in ancient times they were considered delicacies from mountains and seas and delicacies.
Liu Huangnian folded his hands on his chest, leaned against the gate without saying a word, and kept company with a few chickens in the yard in front of the gate.
The majestic male protagonist Ma Wen was reduced to standing with the chicken.
Forgive me for not only lacking sympathy, but also for fucking wanting to laugh.
Qin Hegui suppressed a smile, thinking that the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven.Every cause must bear fruit, and your retribution is me.
With me here, you don't want to be a girl, and you don't want to drive a car.Thank you, I am a member of the Chinese Communist Party, eradicating evil, banning pornographic tyranny, and building a civilized and harmonious society are all what I should do.
Liu Huangnian suddenly felt that someone was staring directly at him, he turned his head with an unfriendly expression, did not deliberately restrain the cruelty in his eyes, and looked around like a king.
Qin Hegui sat at the table resentfully, not daring to say anything.
The village chief walked over, wiping off his cold sweat, and said in a low voice, "Master Immortal, please forgive me for the poor hospitality. Our Taohuayuan has been cut off from the outside world for many years, and I don't know if this dish does not suit your taste..."
So humble and so polite?
"No, no, no! I'm not picky! And it's already very rich!"
How could Qin Hegui bear such respectful treatment? He was so embarrassed that he didn't know where to put his hands.Obviously very hungry, I dare not move my chopsticks now.
In the eyes of ordinary people, immortal cultivators are like golden branches and jade leaves. They are very particular about food, clothing, housing and transportation, and they cannot bear the slightest grievance.I can't wait to set up a sign for the cultivators and burn incense to make offerings every day.
In fact, cultivators have rough skin and thick flesh, and there is nothing wrong with not eating farts for a few meals. They can sleep like dead pigs on just any branch, and they still can't wake up when they are struck by thunder.
I'm really not that precious.
However, the village head kept apologizing: "Master Xian, does this dish not suit your taste? I still have a few chickens and ducks at home, why don't I make chicken soup or old duck soup for you?"
"Don't, don't!"
Anyway, Qin He waved his hand to refuse, and suddenly something soft was stuffed into his mouth.
He subconsciously took a bite and chewed a few times.
This fat but not greasy taste, this soft and juicy taste, this unpretentious material!That's right!It's meat buns!
The steamed buns just out of the drawer are hot and soft, neat in size, white in color and soft in surface, with a lot of leather stuffing. They look like budding autumn chrysanthemums in the mist.
Two words, really fragrant!
He looked at the perpetrator in surprise.
"You're the one who talks nonsense. Take it."
Liu Huangnian held the bitten bun in his right hand with sharp phalanx, seeing Qin Hegui staring at him like a fool, he couldn't help being a little funny, raised his left eyebrow, and said calmly, "Why? You still want me to take it?" Are you feeding me?"
Let the hero feed himself?This is the treatment only the male protagonist can enjoy in the harem!
If this goes on like this, it's so fucking easy to become gay!
Look at those danmei novels, a big steel straight man, under the light of the protagonist's halo, his collective IQ is below the level line, he knows that the male coach can take all men and women, but he still has an ambiguous relationship with the male lead, and the result is sad. Bend, and become a gay who loves purple.
The male protagonist's halo can bend a straight guy, straighten a gay guy, and straightness is all determined by the male protagonist's words.
Qin Hegui regained his composure, and quickly grabbed the bun by himself, fearing that he would also be bent, he slurred his speech, "I don't know what to do!"
His resistance was too obvious, Liu Huangnian's eyes darkened a little, it wasn't disgust, nor disgust... more like fear.
Qin Hegui was afraid of himself.
How could he be afraid of himself?
Liu Huangnian suddenly had a bad guess, he hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively: "You... did you rest well last night?"
Hold!The hero actually cares about whether I have a good rest or not!
I heard that the male protagonist of the stallion novel is easy to bend. If you smile at him, he will think that spring is here.If you say a few words to him, he will confess you as a white moonlight.
As long as you get involved with the male protagonist of the stallion, you will either be injured or disabled, and changing your body after death is a basic operation.
Qin Hegui's face became serious.
In the current situation, the male lead should just bend, right? !
Qin Hegui took a few steps back again and again, pulling the distance between the two of them as far as possible, shaking his head frantically as if hiding from a virus: "I'm resting very well! I'm in great health! Don't worry about it and don't ask me!"
Liu Huangnian understood in an instant, his expression management was out of control, he became a bit ferocious and a bit speechless, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Qin Hegui's mentality burst, and Liu Huangnian's mentality also burst.
Liu Huangnian: It's over, Qin Hegui, this idiot thinks I like him!
Qin Hegui: After the Year of the Willow Desolation, this devil has already secretly fallen in love with me!
Both of them looked at each other with complicated eyes, they really wanted to grab each other by the collar and slap them a few times, to wake up the other's unrealistic dream.
The two straight men disliked each other very much, and they didn't show it. They just greeted each other's ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts.
Qin Hegui thought of Yiyi, who was as beautiful as a flower, and quickly moved out to save the scene, "Uh...well, how is Yiyi?"
The male protagonist is big, this is your sister!
Liu Huangnian's face was ashen, and his tone was blunt, "rest at home!"
You see, it's the same tone when you mention your beloved girl!The hero is really bent!Blame me for being too handsome!
Will directly rejecting the male protagonist cause the special price of 64 yuan in the exclusive novel groups of major forums to enter the group with a monthly fee of lyx7⑦1⑤390⑨he will be blackened?What if he kidnaps someone and locks them up in a small black room for bondage play?This is the domineering, evil and charming stallion hero of the Cucumber Story!
If you reject the male lead's confession, you will be imprisoned for sure. If you are unlucky, you will experience heroic deeds such as three days and three nights, seven times in one night, etc., and finally follow the Stockholm Synthesis The same as the disease, fell in love with the male lead inexplicably.
Then there is no logic to the end of the full text.
Qin Hegui said that I don't want it.
"Uh...then what, let's get down to business first...well, I remember that...uh...that's...what are we doing in Peach Blossom Spring?"
Liu Huangnian was distracted, and his tone became harsh, his eyes were so-called three-point cold, three-point mocking and four-point careless, he smiled coldly: "Look for the truth about beauty and white hair!"
Hold!The hero is angry!
The fan-shaped statistical chart that is necessary for a boss has appeared on his face, can he be far from blackening?
Qin Hegui was so frightened that he could speak incoherently, his heart almost jumped out of his throat, "Yes, yes, yes! It's just to explore the truth, let's go and work! I, I, I, I will take a step first!"
He even forgot to eat, and ran away as if fleeing for his life.
Liu Huangnian was so angry that his chest was tight, and he didn't know why he was angry, so he could only bite the bullet and smiled at the village chief, turned around and followed.
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