Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

[Di!Favorability rises]

[Liu Huangnian's favorability increased by 1 point, current favorability: -999998]

【The host please make persistent efforts and move forward bravely! Go Go Go! 】

The system suddenly made a sound, the voice was cheerful and joyful, and it even blew a frivolous whistle to express its celebration.

Hearing the increase in favorability, Qin Hegui immediately swelled up, and nodded in satisfaction, "Look, it's so easy to increase favorability—"

Then he suddenly snorted, "Wait, what's that bar in front of this 999998? What the hell is this minus sign? Negative 99?!"

Qin Hegui counted the number of digits in disbelief. At the end of the count, he almost let out a mouthful of blood. His hands trembled, his eyes widened, and he howled, "Brother, is this favorability serious?"

[Oh, don't worry about it, you just need to know that he hates you, anyway, what's the difference between a negative number and zero? 】

"I don't care about your mother! You see clearly! The loss is close to 100 million! 100 million, hey! I spent a long time brushing my favorability before adding a little! Only a little! It will take until the year of the monkey to complete the task! Garbage system ! Evil capitalism! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

[Let me see, with a total of 100 million negative favorability, I think you can just lie down and wait to die. 】

"You fucking have the guts to say it!"

[I don't have a real face. 】

"Garbage system, ruin my youth!"

[Garbage host, ruin my performance! 】

One person and one system spat at the same time, looking at each other with disgust.

The two of them walked along the stream in the Peach Blossom Spring for nearly half an hour, and there were large snow-white peach blossom trees on the banks, with colorful fallen flowers and delicious grasses along the way.

Qin He Guisheng has nothing to love, and his mind is full of -999998 favorability.

He looked at the young man's tall and straight back, with his clothes fluttering, revealing a trace of ruggedness, and suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears.

It's over, the hero doesn't like himself at all.

He originally wanted to stage a romantic and poignant love story, but in the end he met Liu Huangnian, a demon king whose mind was smaller than the tip of a needle. Not only did he have no love, he almost lost his life.

According to the routine, the male protagonist should fall in love with himself at first sight, fall in love with him at first sight, fall in love with him at first sight, fall in love with him at first sight, and fall in love with him for the rest of his life.

But in fact, the male lead threatens with one sword and threatens with two swords and sends your whole family to heaven with three swords.

The typical idea is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

Male lead, why are you so small-minded!

Didn't the original owner just break your legs, push you down the well for three days and three nights, deprive you of food, steal your secret book of medicine, and sow discord between you and the master?

Can't you forgive him?

He is just a cannon fodder whose IQ is lower than the average human level, how can you, how can you!You are so cruel!

Qin Hegui followed behind him dejectedly, with a mournful face, and when he thought about how he died in the original text, he suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, and for a moment he associated the hero's handsome face, which was so handsome that both humans and gods were angry, with ancient apes.

After wearing a book, nothing went well.

The system is the ancestor, the hero is the ancestor, the harem is the ancestor, the NPC is the ancestor, even the big yellow dog at the door is the ancestor, and I am the grandson.

There are many emotions today, and a special poem——

"The Three-Character Classic of Chuanshu Experience"

Author Qin Hegui (Modern)

Liu Huangnian, male;

Ancient apes, sexually brutal;

Pretentious, what a scumbag;

Mantra, I want you to manage;

Father does not love, mother does not love;

Bai Qingyun, the master of the day;

Good cannon fodder, Qin He returns;

White lotus, green tea whore;

The male lead, he does not speak bitterly;

Bearing favor and disgrace, destroying the master's family;

Hit the cannon fodder, tear up the bitch;

Receive girls and lead the harem;

Turn the clouds and rain, rule the rivers and lakes;

The coquettish stallion of the ages, Liu Zong's famine year is also.

Good poetry, good poetry!

I'm so fucking talented!

For the first time, Qin Hegui felt that he could get 30 points for writing a composition and get rid of the curse of zero points. It is a pity that this poem cannot be read or published, otherwise it will be passed down through the ages and become famous overseas.

Liu Huangnian suddenly stopped, Qian Sui sword clanking.Qin Hegui buried his head and didn't notice, and bumped into it inadvertently.

His nose hit the tough and thin back of the young man, it was not soft, it seemed that he had hit a hard wall, and he felt a little sore.From the fabric of his clothes, Qin Hegui smelled the elegant fragrance of platycodon flower, as light as thin ice, and he couldn't smell it if he didn't smell it carefully.

Liu Huangnian turned around abruptly, very angry, "What are you doing?"

Qin He returned to his senses, took a step back, and said innocently: "Then why did you stop suddenly?"

Just as Liu Huangnian was about to say something, a burst of weird laughter rang out, accompanied by several ear-piercing screams.

Qin Hegui's legs softened.

Liu Huangnian glanced at him and said indifferently: "Because someone is here."

"Throw—throw—throw the handkerchief—lightly throw it behind the little prey—don't tell him—hehe—"

The weird child's voice sounded again.

Qin Hegui froze instantly, looking around vigilantly, any disturbance made his nerves tense and his back felt cold.

Liu Huangnian also turned his head, staring at him for a moment, with a deep voice, "Did you hear that now?"

Qin Hegui was stunned for a moment, nodded lightly, and involuntarily approached Liu Huangnian, a little nervous and terrified, "Yes, I heard that. That, that thing is here."

First time performing a mission!

I'm so excited, shit!

Seeing his little act of seeking protection, Liu Huangnian suddenly felt a little funny, and raised the corners of his lips, "I'll come when I come, and I'm afraid it won't succeed."

The child's voice began to sing a second time: "Throw—throw—throw the handkerchief—lightly behind the little prey—don't tell him—hehe—"

The shrill and tender voice reverberated in emptiness, extremely ear-piercing.

This song sounds scary at first, but the voice keeps playing repeatedly. If you think about it carefully, isn't it an adapted version of the modern nursery rhyme "Throwing the Handkerchief"?Even the lyrics are not far from each other, it's just that the singing is eccentric and shrill.

This is probably the case when Lao Tzu sings out of tune.

Thinking about it again, "Those Years I Was a Demon King" is a rotten and vulgar novel, and it has no ghosts at all.Moreover, there are so many cool articles written by Cucumber that there are no ghosts set in them.

There is no "spiritual ghost" label.

Nima's should not be a ghost.

Even a ghost is a ghost who plagiarizes nursery rhymes and is out of tune, no matter how you think about it, it's not scary.

Thinking of this, Qin Hegui felt like he had been fooled for many years.

So the tantrum came up.He looked at the surrounding fields with disdain, extremely arrogant, and said angrily: "Sing your mother's song, it's so fucking ugly. You have the guts to get out and fight."

The nursery rhymes came to an abrupt end, and a gloomy cold wind blew by.

Liu Huangnian glanced at him, his black eyes were silent, and he said indifferently: "Don't swear. Even if the other party is an enemy, we must maintain integrity and not lose face of Qing Yunmen."

"Tsk, there are a lot of messes." Qin Hegui said impatiently, "I see, your hero is right."

Then the thing spoke, the voice was already very high-pitched, but now it was even higher-pitched, almost screaming on the verge of breaking the sound: "You! You! You are so vicious! They won't play with you anymore! Hmph! They want to tell Ma'am! You wait!"

"...This ghost's IQ is so low." Qin Hegui rubbed his chin, "I suspect it's acting like a baby."

Liu Huangnian laughed and said, "Very cute."

"Where is it cute?"

Liu Huangnian smiled lazily, the corners of his eyes were lazy and cold, and he uttered four words, "You are very irritable."

Qin Hegui shrugged, and explained: "When I think about that thing causing me to fall into the water, I'm very upset, and then my temper will come up. Don't be surprised."

"Avenge you?"

"Okay, I wish I could—fuck me over and over again?!"

When Qin Hegui saw that Liu Huangnian was willing to chat with him, he couldn't help complaining, he was talking about it, but suddenly he tripped over something, and with a scream, he rolled out a few meters away in a very funny way!

Nima's over!

Absolutely want to fall on the male lead!

The law of ten thousand years in the web text is that if you fall, you will definitely fall over the hero and kiss gorgeously.

Mouth-to-mouth with a big man?

It's disgusting to think about.

In this short period of one second, Qin Hegui's mind was running fast, and he had already guessed all the tricks.

All this is to deceive Lao Tzu into a base!

I, an otaku who has read countless articles, can still get caught!

Sure enough, the direction where he fell happened to be where Liu Huangnian was standing, and when Liu Huangnian saw that he was about to pounce on him, he was even more terrified, his face turned pale with fright, he even forgot to dodge, and he didn't react at all.

It's against the mechanics!

Newton's first law says that all objects have inertia!Lao Tzu was obviously not standing on the same level as Liu Huangnian, his feet stopped moving and his upper body should continue to move forward, so he should be going straight to the ground, why did he suddenly turn a corner and pounce on Liu Huangnian instead!

Newton's coffin board couldn't hold it down anymore.

Looking at Liu Huangnian's side again, he saw Qin Hegui rushing towards him like a wolf. Although he didn't understand the situation clearly, his body immediately repelled him, and he subconsciously began to dodge.

I don't want to catch you!

You hit the tree and go you!

Qin Hegui: I hide!

Liu Huangnian: I hide!

Seeing that the two were about to collide, Qin Hegui forcibly controlled his center of gravity and turned a little to the left, so that he was not on the same level as the hero, so naturally he would not collide.

However, there are so many coincidences in the world, Liu Huangnian also hides to the left at the same time, trying to avoid him.

As a result, both of them took a step to the left.

Both were terrified.

Qin Hegui reckoned that there was something like this written on his face: Oh, what a coincidence, you moved this way too.After doing it for a long time, we are still on the same level. We should bump into each other or have to bump into each other.

Qin Hegui was already in despair.

He gave up struggling and began to think whether he was molesting the hero or the hero molesting himself.

At this critical moment, Liu Huangnian reacted quickly, and before he could stand still, he turned around and kicked, his legs were long and his waist was thin, and his movements were done in one go without any sloppiness, and he kicked mercilessly!

At once!this!Sample!one!foot!kick!up!Pass!go!

A second later, Qin Hegui, who hadn't landed yet, flew out again in a quadratic parabola!

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

I fuck your grandma!The hero who killed a thousand swords!

Liu Huangnian's kick was much more ferocious than a fall, like being kicked by a donkey.The powerful impact made him barely stop until he hit a peach blossom tree, almost knocking the tree out of a hole.

The peach blossoms all over the tree are fluttering and falling, the sky is spinning, and the ears are buzzing.Qin Hegui's mind went blank, he lost self-awareness for a short while, and the unbearable pain spread rapidly from his chest, and he was almost kicked to death directly.

"you……"

The words are incomplete.

He only felt a burning pain in his chest, as if his internal organs were deformed by the pain, and the huge pain suddenly pressed down like a mountain, sweeping every place.Qin Hegui's throat was full of sweet liquid, he leaned against the tree limply, coughed, and finally coughed up a big mouthful of blood.

Qin Hegui wiped his mouth, looked closely, and saw dark red blood on his hand, and instantly lost his composure.

Male lead, are you so fucking ruthless?

Liu Huangnian did not expect that he would act so impolitely, he stood there at a loss.It is estimated that Qin Hegui's shadow is too deep, and when he sees him rushing towards him, he subconsciously wants to kick him to death.

Now Qin Hegui pointed at himself tremblingly, a footprint was imprinted on his snow-white chest, blood was bleeding from the corner of his mouth, he seemed to be too angry to speak, and looked like he was going to die at any time.

Liu Huangnian didn't know why, as long as he met Qin Hegui, nothing good would happen.But kicking people indiscriminately was not considered decent, so he walked up to Qin Hegui's side irritably, squatted down, and looked at him at the same level.

"...How are you?" It was obviously just passing the scene, expressing condolences, meaning, without much sincerity.

However, Qin Hegui just wanted to spit all the blood on his [-] million internet celebrity face, asking if you can't see it yourself!I'm about to bleed from all seven orifices and have broken ribs, yet you still ask me if I'm okay!Are you blind?

Tucao belongs to Tucao, of course it is impossible to scold.Qin Hegui said helplessly: "What do you think? Are you a donkey?"

Liu Luzi was silent.

Qin Hegui waved his hand feebly. There was nothing he could do with this willow donkey, so he could only say without temper: "Okay, okay, it's not just a day or two that you hate me. I'm used to it. Help me up, I You can live a little longer."

After all, you are the hero and I am the cannon fodder. It is only natural for you to beat me, and it is a bitch to die if I beat you.

【Ding!Favorability increased! 】

[Liu Huangnian's favorability increased by 1000 points! 】

【The host please make persistent efforts and move forward bravely! 】

After being kicked, the favorability increased by a thousand!

A whole thousand!

Qin Hegui was extremely excited, he put his hands on Liu Luzi's shoulders, and shook wildly, he didn't look like a seriously injured person.

"Quick, quick! Kick me more! Kick me harder!"

Willow donkey who was almost shaken until he vomited blood:? ? ?