Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Qin Hegui suddenly remembered a very important thing - how did he fall just now?

It looks like it was tripped by something before it jumped out.

"Junior brother, can I discuss with you?"

"kindness."

"You put me down, I was stirred by something just now, it may be a clue, I have to go back and have a look."

Liu Huangnian happened to be hugging so badly, he wanted to save face and suffer.It was just to test Qin Hegui that he deliberately hugged him, and even moved his hands and feet. Now that the desired result comes out, there is no need to hug him all the time.

The problem is that there's no reason to let him go.

You can't say "You are too heavy for me to carry and let me roll."

Liu Huangnian insisted on pretending to be coercive, nodding his head pretending to be reserved, and said: "Can you walk by yourself?"

Qin He returned, "Not disabled."

Liu Huangnian heaved a sigh of relief secretly, and instantly let go, "Okay, let's go."

Qin Hegui stood firm, and looked back at the place where he was standing before he fell, his face changed drastically in an instant, cold sweat dripped off his back, his back felt cold and his scalp was numb.His already weak body became even weaker, and his legs were unbearably weak.

Nima's is a handkerchief!

It's the handkerchief that represents the female ghost's death!

The stream is gurgling, and the grass grows and the warblers fly.

Three days of peach blossom rain on Jia'an, carp swim shallowly to come to the beach, just like the peach blossoms in the poem, scorching its flowers.

In such a beautiful scene, a blood-red handkerchief suddenly appeared, which was extremely eye-catching in the fresh green grass, ruining Qin Hegui's mood of admiring the beautiful scenery.

The handkerchief brother lay there quietly, embroidered with loving mandarin ducks and red peonies symbolizing prosperity and wealth on his body, the corners were cut neatly, his expression was calm but enough to scare Qin Hegui's heart to skip a beat.

Why does this handkerchief linger!

Mom I feel like I'm in danger!

When did you throw this handkerchief here?Was it the kid who sang about throwing the handkerchief?But I didn't see it at all just now.

Thinking of this, Qin Hegui's eyes became dizzy and his legs became weak. Being afraid of ghosts since he was a child, he just wanted to dig a hole to bury himself, hide himself, and stay as far away from these weird events as possible.

[Beep—the key choice appears——Enter the compulsory humanized choice. 】

【A. Pick up the handkerchief】

【B. Turn a blind eye】

【C. Call the hero】

"Why is there a forced choice?!"

Qin Hegui was taken aback for a moment, and then came to his senses.

Just now the system said to deprive him of his decision-making autonomy and turn on the situational intelligence mode.It seems that he is not letting him lead the plot direction, but doing things according to the plan provided by the system.

What does role splitting mean?

Qin Hegui was wondering, and glanced at the handkerchief again. In a trance, he even felt that the handkerchief had grown noses, eyes, mouths, eyebrows, and ears. He was smiling ferociously, and his facial features also trembled. He subconsciously said something like "hahahahaha ! You can’t get rid of me! Hahahahaha! I’m the Great Demon King!” Such words.

I'm like this and still perform the fucking mission?Am I like someone who can perform a task? Why are you so cruel to me?

The little heart couldn't hold it anymore.

Qin Hegui almost fainted.

[Please host to make a choice, count down for three seconds. 】

Qin He Gui Lianlian said: "Call the male lead, call the male lead."

[Deprive body control, force the plot to start. 】

Qin Hegui's whole body stiffened, and he was about to fall down.

Fortunately, Liu Huangnian's eyesight was poor, and he quickly reached out to support him, frowning.Unexpectedly, the dignified immortal cultivator was so frightened by a fake handkerchief that he almost fainted, and he said helplessly, "Senior brother? How are you?"

Qin Hegui, who was under system operation, said expressionlessly, "I'm so scared, can you pick up the handkerchief?"

The tone is blunt, the lines are awkward, without the slightest sincerity.

This is the flawless performance of the system? !That's it?How cruel did I think it was?

Sure enough, Liu Huangnian looked disgusted, "What's wrong with your brain. Pick it up yourself."

The system Qin Hegui continued to remain expressionless: "Wh-wh-wh-wh-w-f-fear--"

The system is awesome!The acting skills are overwhelming!

Leng is the most vivid performance of the essence of mental retardation and mental patients. The acting skills are superb enough to make the strong man cry and the charming girl Saipan.

Liu Huangnian took a few steps back, his lips trembled slightly, his eyes were strange, "Can you be normal."

"People, home, want, hold, small, fist, fist, hammer, you, chest, mouth, oh."

His face was still expressionless, his expression unmoved, and he said the most vicious words in a serious manner.

Qin Hegui himself felt hot eyes.

Liu Huangnian's face was indifferent, but he was upright, "If you do this again, I will strike."

The system probably felt that its chip was not advanced enough, so after thinking about it, it returned the control to Qin Hegui and slipped away.

Suddenly taking control of his body and being mistaken for a fool, Qin Hegui, who was staring at him covetously, sighed, "...I'm so hard."

What he said finally has emotional ups and downs, and he is no longer acting like a machine coldly.

That kind of feeling is like a cold and ruthless domineering president, Xie Mei violently said: "Damn ghost, you are so annoying."

The young man stood under the peach blossom tree, the flowers were blooming like brocade, the shadow of the tree was like a heavy barrier, separating him from the outside world, only light and heat lingered around him.

His eyes were as deep as cold springs, his brows were tightly furrowed, he looked at Qin Hegui fixedly, with the tip of his tongue against his teeth, he slowly uttered three clear words, "Are you awake?"

Qin Hegui heard the gentle voice, and then looked at the handsome face of the hero, only then did he realize that he was the man with the Son of Destiny.

How can I solve it when I am in trouble and the male lead is watching the show next to me?

At a time like this - you should pretend to be pitiful right away! ! !

Qin Hegui cleared his throat, and spit out a few mouthfuls of blood.Then he pretended to be tender, and almost covered his face and murmured, and said coyly: "People are too anxious, and the human body automatically metabolizes a large amount of adrenaline, which causes changes in physiological conditions such as breathing, blood pressure, and endocrine disorders. The main manifestations of the body are Exposure of capillaries, sweating and heavy breathing, increased blood pressure, general muscle tension, increased systemic oxygen concentration and increased blood pressure are all actions in response to external changes."

It's this feeling of being an actor, this is the real Qin Hegui.

What was that just now? !

Liu Huangnian couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, just thinking about that nervous Qin Hegui just now had goosebumps all over his body.

He was used to Qin Hegui suddenly saying a lot of inexplicable words, he automatically ignored his nonsense, and said indifferently: "Get to the point."

Qin Hegui said: "I'm scared, I almost fainted from fright."

"Fear?"

Liu Huangnian was thoughtful, turned around and picked up the handkerchief, looked carefully for a few times, but still couldn't see any clues.It's just that this handkerchief appeared really strangely, it was obviously not there just now, but it suddenly appeared at Qin Hegui's feet.

But no matter how you look at it, it's just a handkerchief.

Plus that nursery rhyme, it should have been thrown by the kid while they were not paying attention.In other words, they narrowly pass the imp without noticing it.

On the contrary, there was a fool behind him who was so frightened that he howled like hell, calling his father and mother.

Probably Qin He's cry was too miserable, as if his parents were all dead, his family was destroyed, and his wife and children were separated.Liu Huangnian felt pain in his ears, so he directly called a fire talisman and burned the handkerchief, it burned slowly in the air, turned into ashes, and dissipated in the air when the cold wind blows.

Qin Hegui: ...

You fucking ruined the corpse again.

Are the clues sticky?

Liu Huangnian walked over against the light, with a blurred expression on his face, he waved to Qin Hegui impatiently, "Brother, come up, I'll carry you on my back."

Qin Hegui couldn't believe it, "Are you going to carry me? Are you sure you are carrying me? Is it because I heard wrong or you are not sober?"

"unwilling?"

"what?"

Qin He sorted out his thoughts.The owner of the handkerchief seemed to be aiming at him. Although he was dragged down by the male lead's bastard, if he wanted to survive, he had to rely on the male lead's unrestrained arrogance.

It is better to cling to Liu Huangnian tightly.

At least he won't be killed by a sneak attack.

Liu Huangnian turned his head, his black eyes moved slightly, and said word by word: "I'll count to three."

He had only counted one, and Qin Hegui flew towards him like a koala, causing him to almost stumble and fall, so he said in a bad tone: "Come on slowly."

This person was still refusing just now, but he rushed forward in a blink of an eye.

How reserved for a while.

The young man's eyebrows were curved, and he stretched out his arms around his slender and fair neck with a playful smile. The skin of his forearm was tightly attached to his neck, and he could even feel the beating of the blood vessels in his neck.

Qin He Gui Diao Erlang said: "Thank you brother!"

The faint and cold fragrance of winter plums lingers up, intertwining with the faint fragrance of platycodon grandiflora on his body, mixing a cold and ascetic taste.The cold white slender forearm with faintly protruding blue blood vessels dangled in front of his eyes, glowing with a cold, sharp white light like metal.

Liu Huangnian suddenly regretted carrying him, and he was the one who suffered, a little uncomfortable, and shouted in a low voice: "Take it easy."

Qin Hegui clamped his neck firmly, in a rhythm that wanted to strangle him to death.

"Oh……"

Liu Huangnian stood up, and smiled lowly, with a vague sense of helplessness, "Brother, I always feel that you are fine at all, and you are in such a good spirit?"

Not only is he in good spirits, but he looks very thin, but he looks fat on his back.

Qin Hegui smiled and said, "Winston Churchill once said that if you can lie down, you can't sit; if you can sit, you can't stand; if you can stand, you can't walk; if you can walk, you can't run."

Liu Huangnian smiled and asked, "How did you fall just now?"

"Looks like I tripped over a handkerchief."

"...that's just a piece of cloth."

"I know, it's just a piece of cloth. But it's also a curse. It's easy to kill me, right?" Qin Hegui retorted confidently.

Liu Huangnian said slowly: "You are a disciple of Qingyunmen, the first sect, and you have a late-stage Jindan cultivation. You started practicing swords at the age of three, and once you mastered the sword, you can't put it down. At the age of nine, you realized the thirteen deadly swords , Beheaded the monstrous monkey in Huaguo Mountain on the nine heavens, killed enemies from all directions, and at the age of 20, he was familiar with the world's sword manuals, and he was invincible, and he was unparalleled in the country."

It sounds awesome!

Qin Hegui's eyes widened suddenly, full of surprise and excitement, "Fuck, I'm so awesome?"

Liu Huangnian's starry eyes were clearly smiling, he couldn't help but nodded, "Very powerful."

Where did Qin He believe him? With half-closed eyes and low brows, he smelled the elegant and cold scent of platycodon flowers on the boy's body. The dark green tree shadow reflected on the boy's still immature face, intersecting with the overwhelming flower shadows in the peach blossom garden. Bright, dark for a moment.

Between light and darkness, there are colorful butterflies passing by.

Light fell from Qin Hegui's half-closed eyes, and he caught a glimpse of the bright light in the gap, and there was a young man in the light and shadow, with good-looking eyebrows and almost transparent, pure white skin.

Then the boy sneered.

Sure enough, it is false.

How could a cannon fodder have such an awesome setting?

Qin Hegui chuckled and laughed at himself, "I practiced guns at the age of one, got injured at the age of three, recuperated at the age of four, and died in another country at the age of five."

Liu Huangnian smiled and said: "Senior brother, after all, you are the strongest in Qingyun Sect other than your lord and master. Don't be so inferior."

"Youca

you up,

goose

o? BB. I am timid, I am afraid of ghosts, I dare not. "Qin Hegui leaned on his shoulder and muttered in a low voice: "Although I feel that I am very powerful, I really don't know how to do it. I can understand complicated and confusing math problems, but I really don't understand the mentality of cultivating immortals.You guys are not in line with the scientific outlook. Scientists from all over the world are crying and fainting in the toilet. "

The hot and humid breathing made his neck itchy, Liu Huangnian sighed again, and said quietly: "Senior brother, don't get too close."

"Ah? Why don't you get too close?" Qin Hegui didn't understand, leaned closer to his head, and asked while lying on his shoulder.

The distance between the two became very close in an instant.

As soon as Liu Huangnian turned his head, he could see Qin Hegui's clear and thick eyelashes like butterfly wings and moist and innocent eyes.

The breathing of the people behind him became hotter and more ambiguous, Liu Huangnian's ears gradually turned red, and he lowered his head in embarrassment, trying to hide his discomfort, and his voice was like a mosquito, "Don't move around, itches..."

"Where does it itch? Got bitten by a bug? Can I scratch it for you?"

Qin Hegui, who is single by virtue of his strength, heard this, and he didn't consider the physiological reaction of normal men at all, and he didn't understand that the man behind his back was the king of studs, especially straight men who were ready to tickle others.

Liu Huangnian: ...

In an instant, all the ambiguous atmosphere shattered into dregs.It's so broken that it can't be put together.

Qin. Destroying the artistic conception. Hegui didn't know Liu Huangnian's mother who was flashing the screen at the moment, so he asked himself: "There are many mosquitoes in spring, is there any Liushen toilet water?"

Go to your mother's Liushen toilet water.