Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

"Forget it, don't talk."

Liu Huangnian's head hurts, his complexion is not very good-looking, there is nothing he can do about this fool, so he said.

Qin Hegui said: "The mouth grows on me to let me speak. What else can I do if I don't speak? Why don't you let me speak? Did I say something wrong? Can I apologize to you?"

Liu Huangnian blushed slightly and turned back to stare at him, frowning in a demonstrative manner, his voice was cold and indifferent, but said with a little anger: "No need!"

"Then can I talk?"

"you try."

Qin He was overjoyed when he returned home, salivating, his eyes bent into crescents, "Give me a reason? Only state officials are allowed to set fires, but ordinary people are not allowed to light lamps?"

Liu Huangnian said: "Because you are very heavy."

"Is there any causal relationship between my weight and my inability to speak?"

"I say there is."

Is this the legendary "I don't want you to think, I want me to think"?

Qin Hegui raised the corners of his mouth and jokingly said, "I'm not too heavy, am I? You're the hero, you turn your hand into clouds and your hands into rain, you can destroy a city with a hook of your fingers, fuck the air, cucumber It is said that you can easily destroy the Milky Way. Isn't it unreasonable that you have such supernatural power but can't carry a skinny man like me, brother?"

He was joking, but Liu Huangnian's brows and eyes fell instantly, and strange emotions surged in his eyes, and the faint, slightly bitter scent of bellflower flower entwined a lonely look.

"Why are you still depressed?" Qin Hegui secretly wondered if he had said something wrong, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out why, so he asked cautiously.

Liu Huangnian turned his head and looked at him calmly.

This deep and cold look made Qin Hegui's heart beat violently with fright.

"Brother? Did I make you angry?"

Liu Huangnian pursed his lips and said, "No."

"Then you are?"

"It just feels like I'm...too weak." Liu Huangnian raised the corners of his mouth and smiled like a self-deprecating smile, "It has nothing to do with you, don't think too much."

All the disciples of Qingyunmen had already broken through the golden core stage when they were 17 years old, but Liu Huangnian was stuck in the grand slam of the foundation stage for three full years, and could not break through to the advanced stage no matter what.At the beginning, the master gave him a little trouble, always secretly giving him elixir to help him break through, but three years have passed, except for the short-lived flash in the pan in the year of Willow Desolation, he has practiced from zero foundation to the grand slam of the foundation period in two years, and then again No progress.

The master thought that he was the favored son of heaven, talented and intelligent, but a genius who could be cultivated emphatically. Overjoyed, he helped him to pamper him openly and secretly, and even accepted him as an inner disciple regardless of the elders' objections, and became the same as Qin He status.

Who would have expected him to be stuck in the foundation building stage and unable to break through!

Later, the master was disappointed in him, and only told him to take his time and not to be in a hurry.After leaving a few words of advice, he retreated to practice, and did not leave until last month, and then sent Liu Huangnian to go out to practice and deal with the beauty and white hair incident.

Liu Huangnian himself was also very puzzled, it's not that he didn't try to force a breakthrough, but in the end he almost went mad and died violently.

He always felt that there was something in his body that was preventing him from absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, hindering the flow of spiritual energy, like the surface of water tightly pressed by glass, flat and suffocating, unable to enter and exit, unable to flow.

Qin Hegui resolutely denied it, "No, you are just weak now, you haven't waited until you show your sharpness."

Just kidding, your male protagonist is considered weak, so are we small NPC cannon fodder considered ants?

Liu Huangnian looked back in astonishment, "Do you believe me?"

Qin Hegui nodded vigorously, "Of course I do. You haven't met your opportunity yet, believe me, you will soon break through the foundation building stage. You are just waiting for a key breakthrough point."

Is Liu Huang young and weak?

Of course weak.

Immortal cultivators in the foundation building period are just stronger than ordinary people and can use simple immortal methods.In a real fight, an immortal cultivator in the foundation establishment stage might not even be able to defeat a mortal martial artist.

The golden core stage can condense the primordial spirit to form a golden core, which is quite different from the foundation building stage.

Is Liu Huangnian strong?

Of course strong.

Because he is the hero, he can play tricks on you even if his level is lower than yours, and then you will die inexplicably.In the finale, Liu Huangnian became a god directly, and even the younger brother didn't bother to accept one, because he alone could beat millions of cultivators and demons without the younger brother's help.

It's just that it's the early stage, and Liu Huangnian hasn't broken the seal of the demon clan, nor has he embarked on the cultivation path of harvesting yin and nourishing yang. The golden finger hasn't appeared yet, and the cheating grandfather hasn't even seen a shadow.

Generally speaking, it is just that the time has not come, and we still need to hide our strength and bide our time.

No matter how weak and trashy the male protagonist is now, any treasure/elixir/opportunity/spiritual pet/beauty in the mid-term can get him a promotion and salary increase, become the manager of the Tsingyi Gate, become the CEO of the Demon Race, and start his life from then on peak.

The most important thing is that he has the law that a golden body cannot be broken, no one can be killed and no one can be stopped.

This kind of person is always a boss in the end, he is very skinny, he is obviously in the foundation building period, but you just can't beat him to death, and you are so angry that you are half dead and still have nothing to say.

Thinking of this, Qin Hegui couldn't help sighing, "It's cool to be the hero, son of heaven, the whole world is yours."

Liu Huangnian obviously didn't like the title of male lead, Junxiu frowned, and said, "Why do you always call me a male lead?"

Qin Hegui held his neck tightly with his arms, feeling the young man's fiery and powerful pulse, flaunting his rugged vitality.

He suddenly thought of something, lowered his head, leaned close to Liu Huangnian's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know my identity?"

Liu Huangnian's footsteps stopped abruptly, the color of his eyes became darker, and the blackness in his eyes surged, as if there were turbid waves falling back into the sea, and the black sea water gradually calmed down after a long flow, it was terrifyingly quiet.

The young man's voice was hoarse, his slender white and cold fingers lightly pressed on Liu Huangnian's shoulder, his tone was not an interrogative sentence, but a declarative sentence.

"Well, I know."

The young man's tone was indifferent, and his eyes were as calm as dark clouds. In the gap between the dark clouds, a trace of blue sky emerged, and a few bright rays of light fell down.The sea and the sky are the same color, and when the waves are surging, they flash pearl-like fluorescence.

"I don't want to lie to you either, so don't be angry and listen to my explanation first."

"No anger, nothing to be angry about."

Qin Hegui heaved a long sigh, "At first I wanted to act a little bit more like that. But you really can't imitate the pretentiousness of your elder brother."

The original owner is cold and abstinent, the kind of icy beauty who is so cold to the bone, comparable to the most rugged plum blossom in the cold winter months.

And Qin Hegui has never looked at people coldly after living for most of his life, he has always been smiling, wishing to smile into other people's hearts.

It is really difficult for a runaway Erha to act as a proud cat.

Liu Huangnian silently compared the gap between the real senior and the fake senior, and suddenly felt that the hustle and bustle of that summer was more unscrupulous, spreading wildly, and the young man's icy eyes became clearer.

"Senior brother's temperament...it's really not easy to imitate."

"Yeah, it's really hard to imitate. His temperament is too cold and arrogant. I'm really not used to looking at people with their nostrils."

The indifference of the original owner can be acted out, and it can be imitated only by facial paralysis and silence.But the kind of contradiction between youth and youth, youthful and frivolous yet deep and cold cannot be acted out.

"So, why do you want to seize the house?" Liu Huangnian asked indifferently, "What do you want to occupy his body? The ghost has been in the world for too long and cannot be reincarnated. Tell me, I will help you."

It is said that if Li Gui was obsessed too much during his lifetime, he would wander around other people's homes, alone and helpless, until his wish was fulfilled.

He kindly helped Qin Hegui, a "fierce ghost", realize his wish, but unexpectedly, Qin Hegui burst out laughing, laughing wildly, "Brother, do you think I'm a ghost?!"

"..."

"I'm not a ghost, but I'm about the same as a ghost." Qin He Guizai carefully stroked his thoughts, "I do have a small wish, very small. I have only one wish, and it is easy to achieve."

Liu Huangnian said: "Tell me, I'll try."

Qin Hegui's eyes sparkled, like a drowning man trying to hug a driftwood, the people in hell were praying for light, looking at him so humblely and devoutly.

"I hope you can unify the rivers and lakes and dominate the Quartet."

Liu Huangnian: "..."

Just like Ma Yun’s father’s small goal, earn [-] million first,

"Don't make such an expression, I'm not joking." Qin Hegui saw that his identity had been exposed, so he didn't have so many restraints, and he stretched out his hand to poke the side of the male lead without fear of death, and said in a dawdly way: "You know me What is the purpose of coming to this world? Don't look at me like this, you have squinted at a young age?"

Liu Huangnian saw those slender and cold hands, with sharply protruding phalanxes, and retracted them resentfully, which made the man's eyebrows thinner, cooler, with a hint of coldness and abstinence.

He forced himself to look away, and said in a blunt tone, "Aren't you from this world?"

Qin Hegui smashed the jar, "No."

Liu Huangnian suddenly tightened his hands a little, and suddenly understood something, his heart skipped a beat, unable to hide his joy, "Then... you came to us for..."

"For you." Qin Hegui said resolutely: "I will help you unify the immortals and demons. You will be the happiest man in the world if you can't have anything but sisters. I will definitely let you reach the pinnacle of life."

Go to the pinnacle of your mother's life!Who cares!

"Why do you want to help me?" Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes again and said, "Besides... I'm not talented enough, no matter how many opportunities you give me, it won't work."

Qin Hegui raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "No real man would say that he is not good enough."

Liu Huangnian thought for a while, "It should be fine in that respect. It's just that fighting is not good enough."

"I know you can do it, don't show off to me, 18 centimeters is no joke." Qin Hegui burst into tears, "I also want to be a fucking hero, 18 centimeters, a man's lifelong dream!"

Liu Huangnian coughed, and said, "I mean I'm okay with cleaning, washing, and cooking. And, it's not just eighteen."

"Not only...hehe..."

Qin Hegui thought for a while about the length of his little brother, and when he heard him say more than eighteen, he immediately became very angry, and said angrily, "Don't you want to dominate the world? Don't you want to dominate the world? Don't you want to be arrogant? ? You are a big man but not a wife, why don't you go to fight monsters and level up to learn these things." "

Liu Huangnian: "I don't want to, and I'm not interested."

Your majestic hero said you don't want to be a master?Do you have lofty ideals like me and go home and drink boiled water!

Qin Hegui let out a sigh, and said suspiciously: "Why don't you want to? This is what other people dream of!"

"I just feel...it's useless, and I don't have that strength." Liu Huangnian paused, "Besides, my goal is not this."

"Then what the hell are you aiming for?"

Liu Huangnian was very calm, "Cook for my wife for the rest of my life. Make breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks."

What a great goal.

"...Your stallion male lead doesn't have any credibility in saying this."

Qin Hegui complained secretly, with the number of your wives, you could circle the world three times in a row. If you cook for them one by one, it will be a large canteen, which is more exciting and tense than the company canteen. It is overcrowded.It is estimated that your canteen meals are served in large stainless steel basins, and you eat ten pigs a day.

"What is a stallion?"

"Praise you for your big body, good looks, good waist, good legs, everything is good, but your conduct is not very good..." Qin Hegui babbled nonsense, his voice getting smaller and smaller, until Liu Huangnian slowly turned around and gave him a With the look of question marks in his eyes, he suddenly came to his senses, and quickly changed the subject, "By the way, don't draw your sword at me in the future, and don't touch the hilt when you're free, I have a sense of fear for that thing, I'm afraid, I'm terrified. "

"I didn't want to kill you, just to scare you. I can't beat you." He hesitated for a moment, then changed his words: "I can't beat Elder Brother, his cultivation level is much higher than mine."

"It's okay, you're an old bastard. If you can't beat us, then sneak attack. You have to remember, don't force if you can do it, don't be tough if you can sneak attack. If you can fight in groups, you will never single out, and if you can survive, you will never sacrifice."

Liu Huangnian's expression was not very good, "Thank you, I was offended."

So Qin Hegui immediately rescued him, and said impassionedly: "However, what we scholars do can't be called negative criticism! This is called strategy, this is called wisdom, and this is called bearing humiliation and bearing a heavy burden! All this is for victory!"

"I'd better kill you."

"Don't, big brother, I'm your good wife~ Don't you love me anymore~"

"I have never loved before." Liu Huangnian looked indifferent, "No matter how many times you ask, you have never loved, but..."

Before he finished speaking, Qin Hegui covered his face and began to murmur, his voice revealed unconcealable joy, he couldn't help shaking his shoulders slightly as he spoke sadly, as if he was about to laugh out loud, "You are so heartless, hello!" Sad."

Liu Huangnian let out a long sigh, swallowed the remaining half of the words, and said with a headache: "Forget it, pretend I didn't say it."