Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Chapter 24 I think the hero has a brain problem

So Qin Hegui followed Liu Huangnian up the mountain.

It has just rained, and the mountain path is still a little muddy and wet, and there are footprints every time you walk.The water column spreads and gathers along the dark green leaf veins, and finally falls to the ground overwhelmed; the colorful butterfly stops on the peach blossom, and its thin wings shine brightly under the touch of the sun; the light shines through the overlapping leaves, flickering and dimming , dropping a transparent aperture.

The mountain air is nice and smells extremely refreshing.

Qin Hegui took two deep breaths like a dog, and sighed, "This is the real fucking air. There are all kinds of things in the city. It's like a world of car exhaust and industrial waste gas!"

"Look at the road."

Liu Huangnian said lightly.

"I'm looking at the road! I'm not stupid and I can fall down, but you just look down on—"

As Qin Hegui was talking, he accidentally slipped his foot, his pupils suddenly shrank, and he blurted out a damn sentence!

The face was slapped.

Fortunately, he helped the rough stump next to him, so he didn't fall down.It's the hands that are thin and tender, but they rubbed against the bark of the tree, and a piece of skin was wiped off.

Because a layer of skin was rubbed off, and the skin color of the original owner is cold and white, resulting in red and purple looks scary at first glance.

It wasn't that Qin Hegui didn't feel pain, so he blew into the palm of his hand, still feeling a little lingering in his heart: "People really can't just place flags randomly, they are easy to hang. Seriously, if you fall from here, you will die."

The terrain of Peach Blossom Spring is precipitous, and there are steep cliffs everywhere. The unique advantage of being thick makes it have many waterfalls in the mountains, and the peach blossoms are rolled up and overflowing the pond water, weaving into a pink landscape painting.

"Hurt?"

The young man in front turned his head back, his eyes were lazy and indifferent, his exposed slender neck, the shadow under his Adam's apple changed in depth, like a proud and frivolous swan, condescendingly glanced at him a few times.

Then he sneered, with a contemptuous tone: "I told you to watch the way, if you are not obedient, this is a lesson."

What's the matter with this arrogant and coquettish sense of sight?

The male protagonist's secondary illness has recurred.

Qin Hegui: "Speak normally, don't pretend."

There are pink and white peach blossoms in front of the young man, and gurgling water behind him. Several bare dark green boulders are inlaid on the cliff. The small rock pool on the ground is covered with flying peach blossoms, like a brocade covering the water.

His expression was indifferent, his peach blossom eyes sparkled with spring light, and he was extremely quiet, "Qin Hegui, watch as you walk. I will never care about you if you fall."

Qin Hegui nodded, and said with shame: "Brother is right."

Suddenly, a gloomy cold wind blew past, and the forest rustled. Qin Hegui, no matter how nervous he was, felt something was wrong, and his body stiffened.

Liu Huangnian also looked serious, and said in a hoarse voice, "Come here."

"Is the mountain ghost coming?"

Liu Huangnian spread out his hands to him, his finger bones were distinct and slender, glowing with a cold white light, his expression was very calm, and he said in the most indifferent tone: "I don't know, come to me."

However, Qin Hegui didn't know what was good or bad, and said with disgust: "Why, I still need you to lead me when I walk two steps, don't you look down on me!"

Liu Huangnian raised his eyebrows, his black eyes moved slightly, as if there was a black wave surging, he said unquestionably: "Come here. Don't make me say it a third time"

Just as Qin Hegui was about to say "Can you stop holding hands, you're gay", the system jingled.

[Beep—the key choice appears——Enter the compulsory humanized choice. 】

【A. Walk over happily】

【B. Shy and wants to hug】

【C. Pounce on excitedly】

Qin Hegui: ...

Qin Hegui was really speechless: "Brother, can you tell me what kind of key decision this is! You just want to trick me into being gay! Can't you see how gay the male protagonist's old eyes are!"

ABC three options, none of which is normal.

Qin Hegui hesitated for a long time, then looked melancholy at Shanhe Daye, with sad and helpless eyes, carrying the vicissitudes of a strong man who will never return, and sighed long: "As a pure man of Sichuan Iron and Steel, I would rather bend than bend. The endless mountains represent my ambition! The untouchable sky represents my pride! The river flowing eastward represents my patience! Ah, I think of running under the sunset that day, that is my lost youth !"

[Count down for three seconds. 】

The corners of Qin Hegui's mouth rose wildly, and he said loudly, "I'm an upright macho! So! So! I! Want! Hug! Hug!"

Okay, it's macho. (Everyone hit the hunk on the public screen)

Qin Hegui hurriedly said again: "Brother, don't manipulate my body! I will do the plot myself! I can act! Your fucking acting skills are too good!"

The system said that you force you to go up, and we are not responsible for any accidents.

As soon as Liu Huangnian showed a hint of impatience, Qin Hegui smiled slyly, his Danfeng eyes curved into beautiful half arcs, "Okay, then you hug me?"

Liu Huangnian raised his eyebrows, his usual indifferent face: "Hold you? What are you doing?"

It really is the cold male lead.

The system just said to make a choice, but it doesn't mean that Liu Huangnian will follow it.He is a big man who wants to hug him, Liu Huangnian must feel terrified.

Qin Hegui laughed and said, "Didn't you want me to go there? Either you hug me there, or I'll just stand here."

Liu Huangnian: "None of my shit..."

It's not him who is afraid of ghosts, nor is he the target of the mountain ghosts, Qin Hegui, a fool, hasn't figured out the situation yet?

Liu Huangnian looked at the smiling young man opposite him, his eyebrows were curved, his lips were smiling, his long hair was let loose loosely, his brows were half-hidden, and there was faintly glittering and translucent fluorescent lights.

So he clicked his tongue, grabbed the man's hand, pulled it into his arms, and wrapped his arms around his waist, and the distance between the two of them instantly narrowed.

The cold bellflower smell surges.

Qin Hegui's legs went limp, and he almost had a heart attack from being frightened.

"You can hug it if you want."

"I regret it!" Qin Hegui's heart jumped suddenly, and he said with a sad face, "I'm just talking, do you really believe it?"

Liu Huangnian smiled slowly, "It's too late, I'm serious."

"Brother, are you really going to hug me? I'm just kidding..."

[Di——The host cannot reverse the choice!Forced reversing changes will summon heavenly lightning to strike you to death! 】

Halfway through Qin He's return, he looked up to the sky and laughed out of grief, and changed his words through gritted teeth: "Hahahaha! I'm really flattered that you can hug me! Hahahaha!"

Liu Huangnian lowered his head, his long and thick eyelashes cast a shadow, and gently took his hand, "Where is the injury?"

"It's nothing, just wipe off a layer of skin."

Liu Huangnian sighed for a long time, and after a long time he said quietly: "Can't you let me save myself?"

"I'm such an adult, why don't I worry about it?"

Liu Huangnian didn't speak, but held his waist even harder, through the thin underwear, he could even feel the slight heat from his hands, which caused Qin Hegui to get goose bumps all over his body, and the tingling sensation never ceased. The tailbone crazily spread to the whole body.

Fuck, it's not going to be good if it goes on like this!

Qin Hegui took a deep breath, pushed Liu Huangnian away, staggered back a few steps, and said furiously, "Fuck your mother, don't touch me!"

Liu Huangnian's eyes darkened instantly, his slender fingers curled up slightly, and he raised his eyes casually, "En?"

"Don't keep messing with me, can you! I'm so scared, do you understand?"

Liu Huangnian stared at him quietly, with a stern expression and a tall and straight figure. It took a long time in the boundary between light and darkness to utter a word. His voice was like sand and stones that had been ground for cigarettes. It was cold and hoarse, but it burned Qin Hegui's sense organs. .

"Qin Hegui, you provoked yourself, and I have no intention of letting you go."

He took a step forward.Qin Hegui immediately took two steps back, every foot he advanced, Qin Hegui retreated an inch.

In the end, Qin Hegui stepped on the moss next to Xiaoshitan beautifully, his foot slipped, and he fell again!

Liu Huangnian: ...

Qin Hegui originally thought that the small rock pool was not deep, but he didn't know that it was so deep that no matter what he did, his feet couldn't touch the ground.In addition, he was choked by the water as soon as he fell, and his breathing was difficult, and he fell into the brink of death again.

So there was a situation of frantic thumping in the water.

Liu Huangnian froze for a moment, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

……

"I'm fucking fucked up, you actually kiss me!"

While twisting his clothes, Qin Hegui glared at the indifferent man opposite him. Seeing that he had no remorse, he immediately exploded, "Fuck me, I've already surfaced and I need you to save me! If you really want to save you Wouldn’t it be enough to drag Lao Tzu ashore! Why are you kissing me! It’s really artificial respiration!”

He was very excited, but the boy just glanced at him lazily, half leaning on the side of the stone wall not far away, his long legs stretched out lazily, his expression was cold and indifferent, as if he disliked him for fussing, and sneered Said: "What's wrong with kissing you? Will there be less meat?"

"Is this a problem of lacking a lot of meat! This is a problem of dignity! You said your first kiss is not good for a girl! Why are you kissing me!"

Liu Huangnian turned his head condescendingly, propped his chin with his cold white hand, showing arrogance and arrogance in his bones, and said calmly: "It's not to save you."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

Qin Hegui was completely confused, his mind was in a mess, he didn't understand what he said, and he entered a state of madness as if he had lost his mind.

"Fuck you so stupid, you don't know why you kissed me, damn your little daughter-in-law Yiyi didn't cry to death in the toilet, I gave my first kiss too, it's a shame!"

Liu Huangnian was very happy to see his nervous appearance, watching every change in his expression without blinking, with a smile on the corner of his mouth all the time, and deep blackness in his eyes.

Why is this person so stupid.

The situation at that time was like this, after Qin Hegui fell into the water, Liu Huangnian also jumped into the water, originally he wanted to pull him out of the water.In the end, Qin Hegui actually surfaced by himself, and he didn't need to save him at all. The two of them stared at each other, extremely embarrassed.

Qin Hegui looked at him suspiciously, and asked after a long time: "What are you... why did you jump down..."

Why did you jump down in such a panic?

Liu Huangnian panicked for a moment, his face turned pale and weak in an instant.

Qin Hegui tilted his head and looked at him.

The young man was right in front of him. His long hair was wet, revealing a large snow-white chest, his collarbone was deep and unruly, and there were still drops of water hanging from his eyelashes. It was still that cold face, like a cold and thin face covered by a winter night. Snow, entangled with thick smoke.

His lips were glowing orange, with red lips and white teeth, and there were also a few tiny drops of water on the edge of his lips, which slid across the thin lips under the caress of the sun.

Liu Huangnian suddenly felt dry mouth.

Even if you are soaking in the freezing cold pool water at this moment.

Then he stretched out his hand out of nowhere, and put it on the back of the young man's head, almost roughly pressing him to his side, in his trance-like eyes, lowered his head involuntarily, and finally bit his lip.

Lips touch, noses touch.

His lips were icy, like a cold spring in the cold winter, touching Liu Huangnian's warm lips, one cold and one hot, instantly ignited a prairie fire.

Qin Hegui obviously didn't expect him to kiss him, and looked at him stupidly, forgetting to resist.

In the end, Qin Hegui left violently.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Qin Hegui was still howling hysterically not far away, but he hadn't slowed down yet.

Liu Huangnian smiled indistinctly, thinking that Qin Hegui, who was ten meters away from him, was exceptionally good-looking, with a slender waist and long legs, and his inner garment was tightly attached to his tough and thin body, outlining a seductive line.

Although it would be rude to kiss him without his consent, but Qin Hegui would still be able to run away after kissing him.

In fact, it wasn't considered close, so he just nibbled him twice, didn't stick out his tongue to lick him, and didn't have any further contact with him, but to Qin Hegui, it was no different from the end of the world.

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