Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Qin Hegui and Liu Huangnian had an awkward relationship.

Regarding Liu Huangnian's behavior of playing hooligans, he expressed that he was very angry, very angry, so angry that his eyes almost popped out.

He thinks that men can fight, be rude, scold each other's ancestors for [-] generations, share game account snacks and notebooks, and even girlfriends can give brothers green, but it doesn't mean that brothers can covet his pure body!

Ever since Liu Huangnian kissed him for no reason, Qin Hegui was so angry that he became a puffer fish. He walked in front of him on a rampage, reckless like a cow. If Liu Huangnian hadn't been following behind him, he would probably die a few more times. time.

After Qin Hegui triggered the trap for the tenth time, Liu Huangnian looked at him helplessly from outside the trap, heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that he was fine, and said in a low voice: "It's the tenth time you fell into the trap, you have to follow him." When will I be so angry?"

Bah, scumbag!Playing with people's feelings!

In fact, Qin Hegui felt that he had a strong mental capacity.

Because he was very busy before wearing books. After graduation, he had to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening, and sell medicines at the entrance of the hotel in the early morning. He suddenly felt that life was very difficult.

A week later, he flicked the condoms, dropped the flowers, and aggressively started selling pregnancy test sticks. One month later, he threw away the pregnancy test sticks, handed out painless handouts, and then sold post-operative health care products.

In the end, he became a low-level employee in charge of pyramid schemes in a third-rate small company. He drank plain water all day long and dealt with all kinds of people, but most of them were elderly people.

To put it simply, he is a health product buyer.

Now that he has worn a book, he decided to change his past mistakes, work hard to be a man, and practice the core values ​​of socialism.Soon, he will counterattack from a cannon fodder to a supporting role, get promoted and raise his salary, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of his life.

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!

The only problem is that the male lead is too gay, his eyes are gay, his speech is gay, and his behavior is gay. If it weren't for Yiyi Qin Hegui at home, he would suspect that he had never been straight.

Qin Hegui gritted his teeth and said nothing, looked up at him a few times in the pit, and turned his head away viciously.

Liu Huangnian really had no choice but to softly say: "Do you want me to lead you up?"

"What do you say!"

Hearing what he said, Qin Hegui exploded again in an instant, his eyes widened like a bulging goldfish, "Let me tell you, if you don't apologize to me, this matter will never end!"

Liu Huangnian said: "Apologize?"

"Nonsense! Apologies!"

Before Qin Hegui sold health care products, he would inevitably be considered a liar, and was chased and hacked by people with a 40-meter knife every day. After a long time, his escape ability was first-rate.

People who sell health care products must also have a good psychological quality.Otherwise, you will be sprayed bloody by the trolls, and you can't help taking sleeping pills, jumping off the building, diving into the water and cutting your wrists, what should you do?

Therefore, Qin Hegui accepts new things very quickly and has a strong psychological endurance. At most, he will be depressed for a while, and then he will soon think about it and devote himself to a new life.

But he couldn't hold back the hero's aggressive attack like a wolf like a tiger.

The little heart can't bear it.

He thought his expression was very fierce, and he managed to achieve the legendary scarlet and blue veins in his eyes, but Liu Huangnian just let out a long oh, and changed his tone, "Qin Hegui, I don't think I did anything wrong, What can you do with me?"

"Bah! Shameless, obscene and despicable! White-eyed wolf! Wolf cub! You are ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable!"

The words he scolded were soft, completely different from what the brothers of Qingyun sect said when they insulted Liu Huangnian, and had no strength at all.Therefore, Liu Huangnian felt that it sounded neither painful nor itchy, and even thought his frizzy appearance was cute, so he suppressed a smile, and said indifferently: "Yes, I am shameless, obscene, and despicable, what else do you need to scold quickly?" , I have to go up the mountain after cursing."

Go up a shitty mountain!

Take it easy on your own!

Qin Hegui gritted his teeth, and kept telling himself that the male lead was not to be offended, but he was so full of anger that he had nowhere to vent, and his entire face turned red.

I've kept the first kiss for most of my life, so I'll leave it to you, a stallion!Who knows how many people you will kiss in the future!

In the end, Qin Hegui shouted with all his strength: "Fuck you in Liuhuangnian/Your mother!"

Much more comfortable after shouting.Cool.

But Liu Huangnian was very calm, not only not angry, but also nodded with a smile, "You come up first, after you come up, you can fuck/I can do it."

Suddenly, he was slapped all over his face.

Qin Hegui was stunned for a moment, and the anger that had just been suppressed soared again, and roared: "You have the seeds!"

Liu Huangnian looked at him condescendingly, with a wider smile on the corner of his mouth, and asked lightly, "Are you sure?"

"..."

"I came down without you talking?"

Qin Hegui thought about what might happen after he jumped off.

According to Liu Huangnian's shameless habit, he may say that he sprained his ankle or suddenly won't do light work, and he insists on getting along with him in this dark pit, alone in the pit, maybe What kind of weird sparks will be rubbed against, maybe he will give it like that, and then like this, and finally live in great harmony.

Qin Hegui just thought of this and got goose bumps all over his body.

After thinking for a long time, Qin Hegui reluctantly stretched out his hand, unwilling to take another look at Liu Huangnian, feeling extremely humiliated, and said coldly, "Pull me up."

This attitude of begging for help is really bad enough, she pretends to be so angry even though she is not angry.Liu Huangnian smiled silently, leaned down, took his hand, and pulled him up with a light tug.After Qin Hegui stood firm, he had no intention of letting go.

The two people's hands were entangled together, which made them feel nasty, Qin Hegui gave him another look, trying to break free from his restraint, and said angrily, "What are you doing, let go!"

Liu Huangnian said without thinking: "I just want to hold you for a while."

"Hold your mother! Let go!"

Qin Hegui violently shook off his hand, but Liu Huangnian steadfastly stuck to him, sticking to him like a dog's skin plaster, insisting on holding him, and said very seriously: "Senior brother, I'm afraid you will fall into the pit again. gone."

"Fuck/Your mother! I'm stupid/forceful! Let go, fuck!"

I fell in ten times.

Liu Huangnian said yes, yes, and agreed very readily, but he didn't relax his hand at all, still holding his hand tightly, smiling: "Senior brother, don't be angry."

A man's mouth is a deceitful ghost!

[Beep—the key choice appears——Enter the compulsory humanized choice. 】

【A. Pretentiously said coldly: "Man, you managed to attract my attention"】

[B. pretending to be shy and saying: "Actually, I have liked you for a long time, have you?"]

【C. Pretentiously said: "Whether you love me or not, love is here and never leaves"】

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

Are these three options serious?Qin Hegui looked at the three lines of small white characters, and felt that his teeth were hurting, his face was hurting, his heart was hurting, and he was about to gush out a mouthful of blood.

May I ask, isn't this really a deliberate spoof of Lao Tzu?

When a domineering president, a snake maniac, and a graceful poet get together, which one will you choose to become?

After weighing for a moment, Qin He returned to life and said, "Choose A."

The main reason is that the last two talked about liking, love and so on, and Liu Huangnian understood it as soon as he heard it.But Liu Huangnian must have never heard of the first Ba Zong's quotations, so naturally he doesn't understand the profundity of it.

So Qin Hegui squinted at Liu Huangnian, and read out that shameful line: "Man, you have successfully caught my attention."

Facts proved that he was right, Liu Huangnian did not understand, and gave a strange grace, "What does this mean?"

After completing the task, Qin Hegui changed his face in an instant, pulled his hand out of his hand, rolled his eyes neatly, "I'm calling you stupid/crazy."

After scolding, Qin He returned with a chill on his back.

He could even feel the male lead staring straight at him behind him, like a wolf like a tiger, as if he was about to pounce on him in the next second.

"Qin Hegui, walk slowly." Liu Huangnian took his hand again in a low voice, his eyes twinkled for a moment, and he said with a bit of aggrieved tone: "If I can't keep up, can't you wait for me?"

His eyes were shining, his eyelashes were so long that they were angry with gods, his head was half down, his voice was not as hoarse and deep as before, but soft, deliberately pretending to be soft.

This A always wants to pretend to be O, is there anyone in charge?

Fuck... why does it feel really cute!

"It's useless to be cute!"

Qin Hegui's tone was blunt, and he wanted to get rid of him again, but Liu Huangnian had suffered twice, and this time he directly pinched him tightly.

"Don't be angry, okay?"

The big eyes are flickering, and the mascara has a sad face.

"Don't act cute to me!"

Even though he said this, Qin Hegui was almost turned into cute by his pitiful expression. The hero's appearance is really not flattering. Look at those eyes, that bridge of nose, that mouth, any expression is good-looking It exploded, not to mention this kind of humble summation.

As a face dog, Qin Hegui said that he really couldn't be fooled.

Liu Huangnian suppressed a smile, controlled the smile not to slip out of his eyes, continued to pretend to be pitiful and said: "I was injured yesterday, take it easy, it hurts."

Qin Hegui involuntarily loosened his grip, and Liu Huangnian immediately tightened his grip on holding his hand, and suddenly slipped through his slender fingers, fingers intertwined, joints intertwined.

"you……"

Liu Huangnian just said one word: "It hurts."

What a cute kid, it's a pity that it's the male lead.Facing Liu Huangnian's weakness, Qin Hegui had no strength to resist at all. He looked at him silently for ten seconds, was defeated first, and surrendered: "Okay, okay, I forgive you! Don't disgust me ! I don't want to fight with you anymore, okay?"

【Di-】

[Favourability calculation completed——]

A light blue light screen suddenly appeared beside Liu Huangnian's head.

【Favourability: 519】

【Strategy value: 58%】

[Blackening value: 1%]

"What kind of crap is Nima's strategy value... Fuck, how many weird things have you set up in your system!"

Qin Hegui didn't know whether to cry or laugh, his favorability was finally positive, but the male lead took a fancy to him.

[Favourability: the degree of satisfaction the character has with you, the higher the favorability, the easier it is for the other party to do things for you]

[Strategy value: the degree of admiration of the character for you, the higher the strategy value, the easier it is for the other party to confess to you]

[Blackness value: the degree of world-weariness of the character, the higher the degree of world-weariness, the easier it is to open the hell mode and degenerate into a demon]

These three lines of small characters appeared on the light screen, and then dissipated in the air after a while, like tiny fireflies flying around.

The blackening value of Liu Huangnian is too low, it is already different from the original text.As mentioned in the original text, Liu Huangnian was blackened from the beginning, so the blackened value should be very high, but now it is only 1%, obviously full of love for this world.

Perhaps Liu Huangnian was not as bad as imagined.

Qin Hegui thought so.

Then he thought of Yiyi, and the young junior sisters of Qing Yun Sect who were as beautiful as flowers and jade, and the head of Qing Yun Sect who was rumored to be earth-shatteringly beautiful.

These people are Liu Huangnian's harem.

Qin Hegui looked at the two people's entangled hands with complicated expressions. Liu Huangnian's finger bones were distinct, his skin color was even and cold and white, with a metallic light, and the two's fingers were intertwined, which was too presumptuous and ambiguous.

No wonder so many women in the original text are fascinated by Liu Huangnian and can't sleep at night. His seductive methods are too high, and he is very mature in grasping the timing.

Thinking of this, Qin Hegui frowned and glanced at him secretly, only to find that Liu Huangnian was staring at him without blinking, his brows and eyes were no longer as lazy and frivolous as usual, and his eyes were so gentle that he could drown in water.

"Why are you staring at me?"

Liu Huangnian was unscrupulous, "It looks good."

"...Are you a pervert?"

"Perverts like to look at you." Liu Huangnian smiled, and raised his head slightly when he heard the sound, his skin was very fair, his eyes were shrouded in the shadow of leaves, revealing a clear jaw line.

Wow, this guy is so good looking, sex/seduction is too fucking foul.

Qin Hegui was heartbroken, "Brother, please let me go, there is no man in your harem beauties, and you don't need me, so leave these words for your future wife."

"No." With an unquestionable tone, Liu Huangnian added calmly, "I want you alone."

What the hell kind of fairy tale is this!

It's only been a few days, why did Liu Huangnian become so gay!

Qin Hegui didn't know how to respond to him, so he held back for a long time and said, "Really?"

Liu Huangnian looked back suddenly, the corner of his mouth raised, "Really."

Qin Hegui didn't speak again, and Liu Huangnian also knew that he shouldn't push too hard, so he followed him closely without saying anything more.