Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Just as Ya Ji was about to tell her love story in the second year of middle school, her throat was cleared, her tears were in place, her posture was in place, and countless grievances were about to be blurted out.

Qin Hegui blinked at Liu Huangnian suddenly, glanced at Suohunling, and said silently: "Give it a shot."

grab?

Is it not good to live?Why do you have to die?

Liu Huangnian frowned and understood what he meant.After a simple estimate of the difference in strength between the enemy and the enemy, his brows were furrowed, and he shook his head slightly, signaling with his mouth that he couldn't do it.

Then Qin Hegui rolled his eyes.

Then he silently raised his middle finger which caused 999 damage to the man.

Then on his face was the expression of the Holy God bunker that Lagrange never talked to Zha Zha.

Liu Huangnian: ...

Qin Hegui's eyes signaled: "Brother, you can't do it. You don't dare to snatch the things of NPCs, so what kind of hero are you?"

Before Liu Huangnian could stop it, Qin Hegui had already rushed out like a bow and arrow.

"When I met him back then, I was a simple..."

Just now Yaji said a few words, suddenly a white figure cast Monkey Stealing Peach and attacked her waist, then Liu Huangnian's sword was unsheathed and turned into a sword flower, attacking like a bamboo!

Nima's sneak attack!

Yaji's pupils shrank suddenly, but her years of experience in the battlefield allowed her to react in an instant, her aura surged, and she resisted Liu Huangnian's ruthless blow.

Liu Huangnian secretly thought that something was wrong, so he immediately opened the distance, and in the blink of an eye, Qin Hegui also neatly dodged a few meters away.

The whole process takes only three seconds.

Yaji didn't understand what happened, she looked at the two of them stupidly.One of the two looked calm, and the other was frightened, without any guilt at all.

It was just... quite suddenly.

Just now it seemed that some big white mouse ran past.

Qin Hegui stood unsteadily not far away, with a tall and slender figure, with the corners of his mouth raised contemptuously.He really didn't expect the bell to be so easy to get, and it was simpler and rougher than imagined. Facts have proved that Yaji's reaction speed is a bit slow.

Seeing him like that, Liu Huangnian couldn't say anything, but just shielded him behind him without showing any trace, and stared at Ya Ji calmly.

Qin Hegui, who had been protected by the male lead, raised his eyebrows arrogantly, with a typical flirtatious pretentiousness, whistled a frivolous whistle, and said cheerfully: "Miss sister, thank you for your artifact~"

He thought for a while, and said desperately: "Comrade, you have worked hard, you can go offline to get your lunch, ask the crew to add chicken legs to you, and say that Dad Qin ordered it."

As he moved his hands and feet, a crisp bell rang.

Yaji was stunned for a moment, then looked down, her waist was empty, where was the shadow of the soul-locking bell?

Qin Hegui actually let the soul-locking bell go!

Yaji never expected to brag and blow away the artifact, her complexion became extremely ugly in an instant, she flew into a rage, and shouted loudly: "Qin Hegui! You are fucking courting death!"

Qin Hegui trembled in fright, and immediately made the right decision. Without even thinking about it, he threw the soul-locking bell to Liu Huangnian. Whoever loves this hot potato wants whoever wants it, and I don't want it!Then, with an innocent look that had nothing to do with him, he said coquettishly: "The things are not here, don't look at them, people like you are really scared~"

Liu Huangnian, who was forced to accept the soul-locking bell, expressed his helplessness.

"I will settle accounts with you later!"

Yaji gritted her teeth and dropped the cruel words, turned her head and glared at Liu Huangnian, the more she looked at it, the more unpleasant it became, her voice was as cold as a cold wind, and she said loudly: "Give it to me!"

Liu Huangnian sighed, only felt that the small and exquisite bell was bitingly cold in his hand, suddenly hot as the sun, alternately hot and cold, which made him feel uncomfortable.

"You mistress robbed me of my man and my things!"

Yaji was really angry, new hatred and old hatred surged up together, "Why are you like this, can you be a little bit moral, why are you always grabbing my things!"

Welcome to the first round of the Zaan stage——Qin Hegui vs. Yaji!

Ya Ji cursed a few more words in confusion: "Little San! Slut! You two are shameless! Before my wife died, you two hooked shoulders and looked at each other, bah bah bah!"

Qin Hegui: ...

Liu Huangnian: ...

Qin Hegui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly stopped: "Wait, don't scold! You are talking about what relationship I have with him? Don't talk nonsense, the most I have with him is beheading and being beheaded!"

"fart!"

Qin Hegui was stunned for a moment, this damned woman is so sweet, she, she, she is actually a hidden madman of Zaun!

"No, what did you see again?"

Rookie Zaun madman Yaji pointed at the noses of the two and taunted them coldly: "Do you think I can't see that you two are cheating because of the reason of falling into the water? My eyes see too much, just your bad acting skills Dare to act presumptuously in front of me?"

Well, cheating is here.

Xiu, Xiu'er, Chen Duxiu, Wu Xiubo, Dihua Zhixiu, Haohua Zhong Shenxiu, Comrade Chen Duxiu, please sit down.

Qin Hegui also laughed angrily, he was angry because Liu Huangnian didn't know why he blinded his relatives in vain, but Yaji still didn't open any pots and carried which pots.

Yes, Qin Zuan Grandmaster Hegui accepts the challenge.

"I have a few words to say about you."

Qin Hegui started to fight back, and smiled calmly: "One, it's completely fabricated. I suggest you read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Your brain is a good thing to take with you when you go out. Your hair is long but your knowledge is short. Chinese culture is profound and profound, but you only I can catch traitors, is it because I am not worthy of Tang poetry and Song poetry? Is my Pythagorean Theorem not beautiful? Is there only a domineering president in his mind who wants to love? Sober up, little girl."

Aki's HP is reduced by 100.

Qin Hegui continued to sneer and launched a second round of attacks: "Second, it has been handed over to lawyers. According to the provisions of our country's constitution, the crime of defamation is a crime of circumstances. If the perpetrator fabricates facts to slander others, if it reaches the level of "serious circumstances", It will constitute a crime of defamation and a case will be filed for investigation. Those who commit the crime of defamation shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of up to 3 years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of political rights."

Aki's HP is reduced by 100.

"In other words, the law will never force you to overthrow you. As I said long ago, I am protected by the law as a legal citizen, and this is the time to learn and use the law!"

Aki's HP is reduced by 100.

Yaji said quietly: "So what? Is this the reason for your affair?"

Qin Hegui lost 999 HP.

"I fucking said that I have nothing to do with him! Do you know the food chain? He is the man standing at the top of the food chain, and I am a decomposer at most! I can have a fart relationship with him!"

Yaji: "Oh, explaining is covering up, denying is sophistry. You are entangled with him, will you kiss if you have nothing to do with him? If you have nothing to do with him, you will sleep with him in the middle of the night? If you have nothing to do with him, you will hold your hand? Are you behind? You keep pretending, you keep pretending, huh, scumbag."

Qin He returns to gameover.

"You're following me?!"

Yaji spoke sharply, "What's wrong with following you? Let me tell you that not only did I follow you, but I also poisoned you and pushed you into the water. I sent a white tiger to set a trap and summon Tianlei to kill you!"

"I fucking you did it!"

Yaji was also angry: "Then why the fuck are you not dead yet! Why are you not dead yet! Are you Xiaoqiang! You should die!"

Fuck me, I'm dying to see Zheng come here twice!

Qin He has been on the Zu'an stage for three years, his parents are still alive, but now he is beaten to the ground by a weak and weak woman, and he is at a loss for what to do.

He took a few steps back tremblingly, took a breath, and exclaimed, "You are really an evolution of White Lotus, a high-end version of Keyboard Man, and an invincible version of King of Poison Tongue, referred to as "Ben Jing Jing Jing" for short! Yes! Farewell!"

Yaji: "Stand there, who made you move?"

Qin Hegui nodded to Liu Huangnian, with a heroic expression like Tuogu, a general who died in battle, even his painting style changed, and he said in a very sad and dignified way: "I'll leave the rest to you, don't worry about me, it's all up to you." I should do it."

Summon the hero of Zaun——Liu Huangnian to fight.

Welcome to the second round of the Zaun stage - Ya Ji vs. Liu Huangnian!

Yaji launched an attack: "Xiao San, are you afraid? If you are afraid, give me back the things and spare your life."

"Senior, have you ever seen a thief steal something and send it back?"

Liu Huangnian smiled lazily, showing two canine teeth, and said slowly: "After all, he is a gangster, and a gangster does not need morality to do things."

Aki's HP is reduced by 100.

"Can you be reasonable!"

Liu Huangnian couldn't deny it: "I didn't care about it, why should I?"

Aki's HP is reduced by 200.

"Okay, you two dogs! How shameless are you two talking, cuddling, and hugging you in broad daylight!"

Liu Huangnian raised his eyes, his eyes were deep and cold, "It's our business that we hug each other, what's your business? Are you jealous or envious?"

Aki's HP is reduced by 100.

"I am his wife!"

Liu Huangnian's complexion changed, and then he smiled casually, not only did not draw blood, but also entered an invincible state, unscrupulously stretched out his arms to hook Qin Hegui's neck, locked him in his arms, and then looked at Yaji .

Qin Hegui originally wanted to struggle, but Liu Huangnian leaned close to his ear, and said in a voice only he could hear: "Don't you want to get angry with her? Listen to me if you want."

When Qin Hegui heard the words, he endured goosebumps and asked him to wrap his arms around his neck, his face ashen as a duck caught by fate.

Yaji's mentality collapsed.

"You are his wife? So what?" Liu Huangnian launched the final attack, smiled slightly, pronounced the words clearly, and said forcefully: "None of my business."

The implication is that regardless of whether he has a wife or a family, I will really be a mistress!

The boss enters the red blood state and chooses to give up forcing and fight directly.

Yaji was trembling with anger, pointing at the two people who were too angry to speak, and it took a long time to recover, her voice trembling, "Your life can be summed up by saying that it's about your ass and mine?"

"none of your business?"

Aki's HP is reduced by 999.

Yaki gameover.

Ya Ji is not as good as Liu Huangnian, compared to Qin Hegui, he is more calm, and he is also sharp and concise, but you are so angry that your heart hurts.

So she changed the subject, "Qin Hegui, I wanted to save your life because of my old relationship, but you think it's not good to live, okay, I'll satisfy you!"

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

"Sister, you fuck him! I'm a supporting role, don't mess with me!"

Qin Hegui was watching the play with relish, and suddenly pointed the finger at himself, and became anxious when he heard it, "Sister, please speak up, we are all civilized people, don't fight, don't fight! If you can't be forced, don't do it. Construction A civilized society starts with you and me. We fight for nothing to increase the workload of other police uncles. As the saying goes, don’t do to others what you don’t want to do to others. If you are tired of working overtime, let’s be considerate to each other? If you insist on fighting, then You go to him!"

Yaji took a deep breath, she wanted to do it very much, but the NPC's professional ethics told her that she would continue to talk nonsense, perfectly interpreting what it means to love her job, devote herself to her work, and die.

Yaji sneered: "Oh, so what if you snatched the soul-locking bell? You don't know how to use it at all, and you, a cultivator of the demon clan, are worthy of it?"

This soul-locking bell recognizes its owner, not because its owner can't control it, but it will be backlashed, and if one is not careful, it will end up exploding and dying.

The soul-locking bell in Liu Huangnian's hand suddenly vibrated, and under Ya Ji's shocked eyes, she rubbed Liu Huangnian's palm shyly, as reluctantly as a coquettish cat.

Liu Huangnian was in a panic, no one felt comfortable being acted like a baby by a cold piece of iron, "Senior... what does this mean?"

"How is it possible!" Yaji was shocked, "It doesn't even recognize me! Could it be that you are the son of the legendary Wang Ba?!"

Qin Hegui's eyes lit up: "Yes, he is the son of the bastard!"