Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Qin Hegui suddenly thought of something, turned his head, and said slowly: "It seems that there is no rule that requires me to listen to the NPC tell her sad life, right?"

Liu Huangnian gave him a strange look.

Qin Hegui smiled and said, "Junior brother, do you want to experience a plot where you can pick up artifacts for free and don't have to listen to NPCs talking nonsense?"

If you follow the routine, this NPC is likely to tell a lot of bullshit love stories that are useless. After all, it is all about love, accidents, deceit and betrayal, mistress and white lotus and other ethical dramas.

In a word, give her a stage, she can fucking write 30 words.

You know, the NPC villain's talkative skill points are all full-level, talking non-stop like a motor is installed in his mouth. If this girl is allowed to brag, this novel will have to write 1000 million words to usher in the end.

So Qin Hegui decided not to force her, but directly fucked her.

"Ok?"

Liu Huangnian didn't understand what he meant, but after understanding these three vulgar words, he turned his head unnaturally, "Brother, pay attention to your words and deeds, and restrain yourself a little."

Opposite is a girl anyway.

"Don't worry about so many details."

Qin Hegui pointed at Ya Ji, and said seriously, "Look, Junior Brother, there is a silver bell hanging around her waist, do you know what it is?"

Hanging around Yaji's waist is a hollow silver-white bell with intricate patterns, carved with elk and lotus flowers. It jingles as soon as the wind blows, and the sound is clear and clean.

[Important item: Soul Locking Bell]

[Trigger side quest: Capture the soul-locking bell and dedicate it to the male protagonist, and help the male protagonist get the golden finger a

d big brother's favorite]

[Reward: Complete the task to get a mysterious item]

The system has assigned new tasks.

Qin He returned: "Junior brother, you taste, you taste carefully."

Hearing Qin Hegui's nonsense, Liu Huangnian looked suspiciously a few more times, but no matter how he looked at it, it was just a bell, so he could only shake his head, "I have never heard of it."

Unexpectedly, Qin Hegui slapped his thigh, and continued to happily say: "Coincidentally, I don't know what it is!"

"..."

"Although I don't know what it is, just one word! Grab!" Qin Hegui said loudly, "Don't force me, just do it!"

However, Liu Huangnian just sighed, expressing his disapproval, "Snatch? What's the use?"

"How do I know what it's useful for? You just need to know that it's your golden finger! This thing looks like a magic weapon at first glance. She appeared here to give you a magic weapon!"

And they were already swaggeringly hung on their bodies, for fear that Liu Huangnian would not see them.

Qin Hegui said: "Believe me, that will be an important prop to take you to the pinnacle of life."

Liu Huangnian suddenly realized, but still shook his head and said: "The opponent is too strong."

Qin Hegui didn't take it seriously, and turned on his mouth skills: "Yo, BGM! Liu Huangnian, big brother, listen to my brother's loyal advice, don't force me, don't force me, if you don't know how to force me, don't force me, learn to be forceful again Fuck, push for a long time in vain, you're such a fucking idiot, yo yo, Cheek Nao, here's a set of pancakes, yo!"

Seeing his posture, he said that the song "DJ is coming" is about to be blurted out, and he raised and released the chicken feet. At first glance, it really sounds like a fucking rhyme.

An innocent male protagonist Liu Huangnian: ...

An NPC named Yaji: ...

What's the matter with the 857 shaking flower hands and the colorful lights all over the place?

The two brainwashed by modern magical DJs fell into a state of self-doubt at the same time.

"Do these clichéd plots require brains? Why do you have to listen to her nonsense, if you can do it, you won't force it!"

"What, are you guilty?"

Liu Huangnian gave him a contemptuous look, and asked coldly: "She said she was your wife, what are you trying to cover up by snatching her in a hurry?"

What a guilty conscience!

Qin Hegui gritted his teeth and stomped on him, "You are so stupid, what are you showing me? I have already said that I am not your elder brother, but this girl looks like your elder brother's romantic debt is my fart." thing!"

Liu Huangnian frowned, lowered his eyes sullenly, and muttered softly: "Unhappy."

Qin Hegui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Liu Huangnian, why are you unhappy? What does it matter to you? Does it bother you whether I'm dating or not?"

Liu Huangnian said: "Don't I have the right to be angry?"

"Fuck, I haven't settled the score with you yet, are you still angry with me?!"

"Settling accounts? You mean the thing about you kissing me?"

"...Me, dear, you?"

Qin Hegui suspected that he was deaf, so why is this person talking nonsense with black and white?It took me a long time to get stuck with a few words: "You have a fucking brain problem, right? Who is kissing who? You don't have any clues in your mind?"

Liu Huangnian raised his eyes, and said slowly: "You kissed. Is there any difference between my kissing you and your kissing me? Aren't all four pieces of flesh touching?"

If you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it!

Qin Hegui was completely shocked, and actually felt that what he said made sense. It took him a long time to realize it, and he stomped on him again in frustration, "I'm afraid you are not a logical genius!"

Liu Huangnian was in pain, but instead laughed, and suddenly leaned over, a heavy shadow instantly enveloped Qin Hegui, and the shadows of the two overlapped.

Qin Hegui heard his heart beat faster.

He leaned close to Qin Hegui's ear, breathing like orchid fragrance, and warmly exhaled warmly around the tip of the ear. The young man said hoarsely in a voice that was too ambiguous: "I remember that day in the cave, you hugged me at night It's..."

"..."

"And then you drool."

"..."

"My clothes got wet."

"..."

"What did you do to me while I was asleep?"

The young man's cold voice seemed to directly hit the apex of his heart, taking root and sprouting, and the root system penetrated into the heart, wantonly growing.

fuck fuck fuck!

"Damn it, don't change the concept for me. If it's not because you're so cold that you're going to die, who cares about you?" Qin Hegui blushed, remembering what happened that night, wishing he could go back to the day and wake himself up with a slap. What is this kind of scumbag doing? Isn't it better to be cold to death?

"Take care of me?"

Liu Huangnian said with a low smile: "There are only three kinds of people who can control me. Relatives, elders, and... my wife. Which do you think you are?"

"I'm your father." Qin Hegui said angrily.

He was really refreshed by these people, and he grabbed Liu Huangnian by the collar, "Liu Huangnian, don't fucking push yourself."

Liu Huangnian lowered his head to look at his collar, then raised his head again, and smiled faintly.

Qin Hegui took a look after him, Liu Huangnian's clothes were too loose, he inadvertently tore off a large piece of his neckline, revealing his fair collarbone, and slender and proud neck, his skin was white and transparent, with a morbid appearance. cold.

kindness? !Wait, where's Lao Tzu's mosaic? !

Mosaic where did you die? !

Why did you make mosaics on the legs and chest of the little girl but not on Liu Huangnian?

The boy's exposed skin was cold and fair, exposing a large snow-white chest like cold jade, with deep and clear muscle lines, flaunting the youthful vigor and frivolity.

Nima's figure makes me sore.

Qin Hegui stared straight at him.

Then the hero raised the corners of his mouth and said softly, "Does it look good?"

Qin Hegui: "..."

I have to admit, it's really nice.But as a man, it is natural to express dissatisfaction and contempt.

"It's a pretty hammer. It's neither convex nor warped. Can you compare it with a girl?"

Liu Huangnian couldn't deny it and said: "That's true."

The two of them were too obsessed with each other, causing the neglected Yaji to slowly put out three question marks.

You guys should respect me anyway! Do NPCs have no human rights?Ask me what is my relationship with Qin Hegui!It's an old lady's talk!

This pair of dogs and men are still blatantly showing their affection, hugging and hugging each other there, her original partner is not dead yet, this little boy with peach blossom eyes panicked to take the position, little bitch, white lotus!

If you don't learn well at a young age, you will know how to be a junior!

Where has Yaji been so angry?Instantly angry, he shouted loudly: "Do you really think I'm a dead person?!"

Suddenly, the wind rose and the wind roared past. Qin Hegui flinched in fright, then calmed down and smiled confidently, "Junior brother, what is her combat strength?"

Liu Huangnian tidied up her clothes slowly, took time out of her busy schedule to glance at Yaji's boss aura, continued to tidy up, and said calmly: "A preliminary analysis shows that it is about the level of a king, with a combat power of 999999+. If she gets angry, I suggest running quickly. Don't look back."

Qin Hegui raised his mouth contemptuously, and asked, "How much is my fighting power?"

"About 10." Liu Huangnian sneered coldly.

"Your combat power?"

Liu Huangnian's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was very humble: "Barely count as 5."

"Good guy."

Qin Hegui, who has sold health care products for so many years, has seen countless storms, how could he be afraid of a demon with 999999+ combat power?

He showed an arrogant smile, that kind of confidence, that kind of arrogance, that kind of evil charm, and said word by word: "Don't be cowardly, fuck her!"

Liu Huangnian asked a question: "You go first? I'll come last?"

"Huh? Me? Are you sure?"

Of course Qin Hegui didn't know how to fight, and he was at a loss after the harsh words, looked at Liu Huangnian in embarrassment, and said dumbfounded: "Shouldn't you go first?"

"I don't want to fight. I can't fight anyway."

Qin Hegui thought for a moment, then said cautiously: "Why don't we listen to her bragging for a while? Just pretend I didn't say what I just said."

Liu Huangnian upholds the principle of a gentleman who speaks but does not act. It is not a question of whether to be cowardly or not. He is modest and reasonable, and loves women.

Liu Huangnian nodded coldly, "Okay."

Yaji was sure, the two of them didn't see themselves at all, and their faces were so stinky.

If my mother is not an NPC, I will definitely slap you to death.

Qin Hegui waved to Ya Ji, who had long hair fluttering high in the air, and said, "Come here, big sister, don't stand so high, you can easily fall to your death. Come quickly, let's sit down and set up a dragon gate array!"

(Note: Longmenzhen means chatting and bragging, a Sichuan dialect.)

If it was in real life, Yaji would definitely question Qin He's mental disability in returning to Liu Huangnian, and directly launch a big move to kill them.

But this is fiction.

The law that the villain dies from talking too much will never change.

Every villain must brag about his miserable and miserable childhood, failed first love or dead parents, etc., to explain the reason for his blackening.

Yaji immediately stopped being mad, and a real fairy came down to the two of them, and the three of them sat down cross-legged on the spot.

Qin Hegui: "Please start your performance."

Yaji wiped away tears, cleared her throat, Lihua said with rain: "This is a tragic story..."