Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Chapter 4 Fuck Your Beauty and White Hair

Seeing the sudden appearance of Qin Hegui, the aunt of the chairman of the women's union of the village committee, Liu Huangnian and Yiyi were both stunned. They held each other's skirts with both hands, and looked at Qin Hegui with dazed faces.

Qin Hegui just peeked through the window, but couldn't see the fronts of the two clearly because of the angle.

But now, Yiyi's clothes are half untied, her eyes are like silk, and her face is slightly flushed.Delicate red lips, fair and slender neck, graceful curves under the delicate collarbone, and the looming cleavage...

Fuck!She is indeed the girl with the biggest breasts in the whole text!

That chest is as white as a steamed bun.

That breast is as soft as a steamed bun.

That chest is as slippery as a steamed bun.

In general, that chest is a basket of fragrant, soft, white, fat, fat but not greasy steamed buns.

The three of them stared with big eyes and small eyes, harboring evil intentions, and an ambiguous atmosphere gradually permeated.

"what!!!"

Yiyi reacted first, and screamed like ghosts and wolves, her face flushed instantly, her trembling hands hurriedly pulled up her clothes, and hurriedly covered the scenery on her chest, her lips trembled and trembled, tears almost fell out.

Liu Huangnian frowned and pulled people behind him to block him. At a young age, he had grasped the essence of a domineering president/evil demon king/a coquettish hero, and his every move revealed the pretense of a hero. He teased the little girl casually.

Those who know the current affairs are heroes, Qin Hegui turned his eyes away and pretended not to see it.

You have to understand that the male lead’s woman can’t just watch it if she wants to. Have you ever seen a cannon fodder who molested the male lead’s woman and survived?

It would be a shame if the male protagonist scratched his eyes in a fit of anger.

Yiyi wanted to cry, the more she wanted to get dressed quickly, the more flustered she became, and she couldn't get dressed after a long time.

Qin Hegui tilted her head and pretended to be blind that her neck was about to cramp. She was still tearing at her clothes, and her hands were shaking crazily as if she had Parkinson's disease. The scene was embarrassing for a while.

The cold mechanized voice of the system sounded again.

[Beep - a yellow plot has been detected! 】

[Trigger passive - awaiting high-level review! 】

[Please pay attention to the host, any vulgar and vulgar plots are prohibited in this game, once verified by the system, you will lose the game qualification! 】

Seeing this, Qin Hegui shrugged, and said helplessly, "Is this considered yellow? You haven't taken off your clothes yet."

[In order to clean the net, you can't be naked below the neck! 】

Qin Hegui said: "Isn't this too difficult? You can't be naked from the neck down? You just gouged out my eyes."

[The 'anti-pornography gift package' has been prepared for you, please accept it. 】

"Wait... can I refuse?"

Qin Hegui's eyelids twitched ominously, and he felt that a major event that would collapse his three views would happen soon.

Five seconds later.

Qin Hegui cried as he looked at the big mosaic on top of his sister's steamed bun.

That's right, there is a thick layer of mosaic on the girl's steamed buns!

It's a mosaic!

horse!game!gram!

Say the important thing three times!

Mantou couldn't see clearly at all, the situation was very tragic.

Qin Hegui clutched his chest, almost gasping for blood, feeling the burning pain in his eyes, reckless, and the perfect peerless steamed buns turned into a mosaic of white flowers!Absolutely miserable!Destroy humanity!System, are you still a fucking human being!

I may not be human, but the system is a real dog.

When Qin Hegui was about to ask the system to return the product, there was a sizzling sound, and a line of bright red characters appeared above the male protagonist's head—waiting for high-level review.

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

The 666 system popped up and explained: 【This is a passive skill for the main task. When there is a pornographic plot, it will automatically play a mosaic and enter the state of pending high-level review.At this time, if the pornographic plot continues to develop, then it will be gameover.]

[As for the reason, you know, you can't show it below the neck these days.Our producer is also afraid of being blocked. 】

In the original text, the girl Yiyi is gorgeous, with bulging front and back, white and beautiful skin, and when she is with the male lead, she is even more coquettish, charming all living beings, one look can make people fall in love, and one leg can play for half a year.

Well now, just a walking mosaic.

Liu Ye added: [Don't worry, it's not just female characters.You can take your clothes off and have a look. 】

Qin Hegui was stunned as if struck by lightning, and it took him a while to recover.

Fuck!Could it be!Could it be!actually!

Bad thoughts flashed by, he stomped his feet and gritted his teeth cruelly, pulled away his collar in one go, and then pulled it back up in an instant with a face ashamed.

There is also a mosaic on his chest that is so blurry that he can't bear to look directly at it.

Please think about it, what will happen to you if you suddenly become a person covered with mosaics all over your body?

Qin Hegui wanted to cry but had no tears, "My fucking mentality has collapsed!"

The system smiled coldly: [Don't push, continue the task! 】

The cold and lazy young man stood there with his thin lips slightly pursed, looking at Qin Hegui seemingly casually, but in fact, there was a slight anger suppressed in his eyes.There is a little thinness and immaturity between the eyebrows, and there is a little cold expression unique to teenagers.

But because of the lazy, upturned peach eyes, he doesn't look scary, but a little more drifting.There is also the hair that hangs freely, which is the darkest color on the face.

Liu Huangnian was completely unaware that the person in his arms had turned into a mosaic, his hands gradually tightened, veins popped faintly, his nails sank into his palms, and he didn't recover until the skin was pierced.

How did Qin Hegui appear here? !

Obviously, I took advantage of his illness to stab him through the heart.The blood splattered several meters away, and some even splashed on his face, and he took a shower for several hours afterwards to wash off the disgusting blood.

Just in case, after ensuring Qin Hegui's death, he threw his body on the cliff.

Therefore, it is impossible for Qin Hegui to appear here.

Who is this person?

Liu Huangnian's high desire was poured cold water at this moment, he glanced at the Qian Sui sword on his waist from the corner of his eyes, his eyes darkened a little, secretly thinking whether to directly kill him again.

Keeping this kind of scum is a waste of air and land.

But now he has only reached the Foundation Establishment Stage, while Qin Hegui has already reached the Golden Core Stage.

If it is head-to-head, he may not be able to gain the upper hand.

He pressed his slender fingers on the scabbard, hesitating, trying to get out of the scabbard several times and then temporarily regretting it. The sword received the master's call, shaking wildly in the scabbard, as if it would come out of the scabbard at any time.

The surrounding spiritual power began to circulate, and Liu Huangnian looked at Qin Hegui sternly, the murderous look in his eyes was too strong, as if he was looking at the mortal enemy who killed his father and enemy.

Yiyi also finished her clothes, bit her lower lip, and grabbed Liu Huangnian's clothes pitifully, "Brother Liu..."

"Ah."

Yiyi was ashamed and indignant, "Brother Liu...if this news gets out, what will he do..."

Liu Huangnian glanced at her lightly, and said, "Yes. I will handle it."

Afterwards, Qin Hegui was savagely flung at Qin Hegui with a disgusted and indifferent glance, and the hatred in his heart was not stingy to cover up.

Qin Hegui immediately wanted to survive: "I didn't see anything!"

The young man's body is still thin and straight, and the tall figure stands in the cut between darkness and light. The left side seems to be covered with a layer of drowsy clear ash, while the right side is extremely dazzling. To conceal the temperament around him.

Liu Huangnian walked forward unhurriedly, every step he took, the light spread and followed like mist, and slowly extended to his feet, where it passed seemed to be ignited with dazzling and inextinguishable flames.

Light will move with him, and darkness will live for him.

The hero's golden light buff is so enviable.

Wait, that's not what I should be focusing on!Wo Ri, this fucking wants to kill Lao Tzu!

Qin Hegui knew that he wanted to cut himself to death with a sword, so he couldn't help taking a few steps back to distance himself, and said dumbfounded: "Brother, don't get excited, if you have something to say, it's easy to discuss..."

Big Brother Big Brother!Don't do it!

Although he knew that his cultivation level was higher than Liu Huangnian's, but he had just come to this world, and he didn't know any magic and sword skills at all. It's impossible to shout a spell to represent the moon to destroy you like in the girl manga, right?

And the opposite is the male protagonist Da Da, with cheats and a walking humanoid bug, how could I beat him!It is a blessing not to be fanned out of the Milky Way by two slaps!

Smart people know that this is the time to admit cowardice.

"Really." Liu Huangnian's expression didn't change, he just drew his sword.

Qin Hegui was so frightened that he almost called his father for mercy, and was afraid of being recognized as a fake, so he gritted his teeth and chose to avoid the fight.

He looked sideways and said: "Junior Brother, you, you, you, calm down...that... my school stipulates that people who cultivate the Tao must be pure-hearted and ascetic, and must not be greedy for beauty, so as to miss the good time to cultivate the Tao. Moreover, you have not yet arrived When you are weak, you will be expelled from the school by the master if you commit a crime."

Liu Huangnian glanced at him, laughed out loud, and said contemptuously as if hearing some joke: "Are you concerned about me?"

Then he said with a smile: "Also, there is no such rule in Qing Yun Sect."

Qin Hegui: "..."

His face was full of an arrogant expression of "you are teaching me how to do things", Qin Hegui rolled his eyes and said, "If you are so obsessed with obsession, brother has no other choice."

After a pause, he said, "Offended."

Seeing this, Liu Huangnian thought that he was going to fight with him, and immediately entered the state of preparation for battle, with his sword clanging.He wasn't sure if he could beat Qin Hegui, but Qin Hegui had just fallen ill and his spiritual power flow was blocked, so he still had a chance to kill him.

Yiyi clutched the handkerchief nervously, and the standard female supporting role watched the male protagonist fight without even changing her starry eyes.

Then Qin Hegui just knelt down with a plop.

At once!straight!catch!kneel!Down!go!up!

Liu Huangnian shook his hand, the sharp sword energy was frightened and disappeared without a trace, and the fake smile on his face could not be held back anymore, he reluctantly said: "Senior brother, what is the meaning of this?"

Delicate + Brainless + Violent + Skilled and Lively + Male Lead buff

The willow barren year is unstoppable, the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha, the devil blocks and kills the devil, humans and gods hate, ghosts and demons are evil, and the three views are extremely wrong.

Any bookworm who has read "Those Years I Was a Demon King" knows that the biggest selling point of this book is that the male protagonist has been blackened from the beginning, so the original protagonist will fight him, and he will not be like a standard waste material counterattacking the male protagonist. If he is beaten obediently, this kid will fight back, and if he fails to fight back, he will be beaten even worse, and he will become more blackened.

The reason for the blackening is unknown, the original text only mentioned it, saying that he joined the Qingyun sect for revenge, and the specific reason was not explained.

Most of the time, Qin Hegui is a young man who insists on pretending to be a dead man.Liu Huangnian is a sick and delicate male protagonist who has been completely blackened.

What reason are you talking to Biaojiao?What kind of life are you talking about with the brainless?What ideals are you talking about with the hero?

You do not deserve.

As for face?Can I eat it?Can you save my life?

No it can't, so I don't want to.

Where is Qin Hegui's dignity? No dignity, no face. Adhering to the concept of life first, he lowered his eyebrows and said softly: "Before... I was the one who treated you unfairly. Brother, brother, I don't ask you to forgive me, as long as you live better than me Happiness, I am very satisfied."

The male protagonist said coldly: "Whether I live well or not is none of your business."

Qin Hegui: "..."

This male protagonist has a heart of stone, he doesn't play cards according to the routine!

He raised his eyes, his pupils were moist, it seemed that water vapor was evaporating from those amber pupils, his pale lips were slightly parted, how could a high-ranking disciple of the Qingyun Sect have ever been so humble?

Liu Huangnian was upset and irritable, he really didn't want to pay attention to him anymore, took Yiyi's hand and walked out the door, he couldn't bear to look at him any more.

"You take care of yourself. If you dare to disclose the results of today's affairs, I will settle the score with you in Liu Huangnian."

Anyway, it is the world in the book, as long as the task is completed, you can leave this world and return to modern society.Since it's all fake, face or anything doesn't matter.

The hero must please.

Cannon fodder must be wooed.

NPC must be used.

The villain must fawn on.

As long as you are alive, the possibilities are endless.

Seeing that the two of them were about to switch places to have a cannonball, Qin Hegui suddenly grabbed Liu Huangnian's clothes and tugged carefully twice, refusing to let go.When the other party turned back impatiently, he quickly lowered his head and did not speak.

What Liu Huangnian saw when he turned his head was that Qin Hegui was pulling at the hem of his clothes like a kitten, refusing to let go, as if he was holding the whole world in his hands.

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