Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Liu Huangnian's brows became tighter and tighter, he looked at Qin Hegui coldly, his eyes were deep, he raised a finger to rest on the hilt of his sword, and curled up his lips loosely.

"What do you mean."

Qin Hegui didn't speak, but still looked at him tearfully.

Liu Huangnian bent down slowly, looked at the handsome face that was not human, pressed it against his ear, and said in a voice that only Qin Hegui could hear: "Or, you also want to climb me bed? Do you want to lose your virginity before you die?”

Fuck!Just thinking about it makes chrysanthemums hurt!

Qin Hegui considered himself a straight man of steel, the kind who would rather bend than bend, he was suffocated by the male lead's words, and shook his head repeatedly, "No, no..."

"Oh?" The male lead looked down at him, his voice became cold inch by inch: "So, let go."

Qin Hegui licked his chapped lips and said, "I was wrong."

"What's wrong?" Liu Huangnian asked back.

Isn't this posture the favorite word of the girl who spent 76 yuan on him back then!

Qin Hegui gritted his teeth, and muttered: "I probably watched your sex history in the middle of the night and admired your operation of the ten goddesses of the night. I was very envious but didn't have this ability. I was too excited and died suddenly."

"..."

Liu Huangnian raised his eyes, and lightly pressed the hilt of the sword lightly, as if it was just an unintentional move.

The boy's voice was cold, as if it could penetrate the cold light of the silence of spring, and the tone was filled with emotions of unknown depth: "What do you want to do?"

what can i want to do

Please hug your thigh!

Yiyi didn't know what was said in Liu Huangnian's ear, Liu Huangnian's face was unpredictable and strange, and finally nodded.

He turned around and said in a low voice: "Senior brother... I know, you don't like me very much...I don't blame senior brother, really, it's because I didn't do a good job that made you hate me so much...Senior brother, I will change it in the future, just ignore what happened today."

The young man's eyebrows were lowered, his eyelids drooped slightly, his eyelashes cast a shadow on his face, his skin was cold and fair, and the sun reluctantly cut across the top, forming two distinct colors.

Most of his side face was still soaked in the dim light, and the other half evaporated with the warm yellow sunset.

Liu Huangnian's words were meaningful, and his tone was sad and submissive, like an angry little daughter-in-law. On the bright side, she seemed to be considerate of her senior brother's difficulty, but on the dark side, she was mocking Qin Hegui as a cat crying for a mouse.

Fuck!He is indeed a hero who can stretch and bend!

This face-changing speed is faster than that of Sichuan opera!

"No, no, brother, listen to me!"

Qin Heguiyi was in a hurry, forgetting his aloof personality, he was so anxious that he jumped like a dog, jumped over the wall in a hurry, and the chickens and dogs ascended to the sky, the atmosphere was smoky.

"You don't need to say much, brother, you understand."

"Who the hell wants you to understand?!"

Qin Hegui roared: "Let me perform... Ah, don't let me tell you! Don't laugh like that! I'm panicking!"

Just to make you panic.

I am happy when you are not happy.

If you are sad, I will be sad.

Liu Huangnian frowned calmly, seeing Qin He returned to his knees on the ground, he immediately stretched out his hand pretending to be eager, and said: "Senior brother, please get up quickly, don't hurt yourself."

When he said this, his expression was perfect, his tone and emotion were flawless, but his hands clearly resisted touching Qin Hegui, he just made a show, and didn't really help him.

A trace of indescribable embarrassment appeared in the perfect performance.

Qin Hegui looked at his hands that were in a dilemma in mid-air, and said kindly, "Why don't you let me kneel."

Liu Huangnian shook his head, and said very seriously: "Senior brother, you will feel distressed if you catch cold."

Just the two of us, you pretend to be a fart!

hypocritical!

Pretend to be B!

If you have the ability, you really helped me up!

Qin Hegui gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Senior brother! Senior brother really knows that he was wrong! I will prove it to you!"

As expected, the male protagonist is careful planning, he will never act hastily if he can't figure out his own details, last time he took advantage of the original owner's illness to sneak attack, which perfectly interprets what is called an old naughty critic.

Liu Huangnian secretly gritted his teeth, forced himself to bend down, helped Qin Hegui up in a friendly way, and said with a smile: "Senior Brother and I have always gotten along happily, and Senior Brother has treated me very well, how can you forgive me?"

When he said this, he was full of smiles, which made people feel like spring breeze.

Wipe it!Playing stupid!

You look like a cunning fox when you smile now, do you know that!

Qin Hegui also had this quarrel with the male protagonist on a whim, but to be honest, he is not an actor, and he is not like other male protagonists in novels who are self-taught. Little transparent.

His acting skills are indeed very clumsy. Not only are people not moved by watching them, they will think that he is mentally ill.

Now the hero seems to understand something, although Qin Hegui is not sure, but he also has seven or eight points in his heart.In the short term, the male protagonist should keep his hand and won't be cruel to assassinate himself.

As long as he can return to Qingyunmen alive, he will immediately stay away from the male lead and never provoke him again!

"I……"

Liu Huangnian's smile became more innocent and bright, his peach blossom eyes sparkled with spring light, he tilted his head and smiled and said, "Senior brother, is there something serious? Seeing that your clothes are dirty, do you want to buy a new one for you?"

Brother, stop laughing!

Qin Hegui clutched his chest, really couldn't bear him talking to you one by one, interrupted: "Don't! Don't dare! Don't dare!"

Liu Huangnian's smiling tiger is really creepy!

Every time he smiled like this, Qin Hegui felt that he was one step closer to death.

It was deliberately described in the original book that Liu Huangnian always killed people with a smile.

Just one second ago you were still being deceived by his harmless smile, and the next second you were directly beheaded by his sword viciously.

He is a typical hidden needle in the cotton, with duplicity in appearance.

The two faced each other tit-for-tat, swords drawn.

"Brother..."

Liu Huangnian called him softly, judging by his appearance, he is definitely a good young man with red roots, white teeth, clear eyebrows, and dimples when he smiles, and he will kill all the popular stars in seconds when he debuts in modern times.

Qin Hegui got goosebumps all over the ground from his sudden change in attitude, and tremblingly said: "You, you, you! Speak well if you have something to say!"

"Brother, what happened today?"

What kind of opportunity did you encounter so that your idle shit didn't come to stop me from picking up girls?

When Liu Huangnian was speaking, his gaze seemed to be slowly and recklessly measuring everything about Qin Hegui.It seems to be a hidden sharp blade, and it also seems to be a silent spy.

Qin Hegui's heart skipped a beat, he pretended to be calm, and said in a gentle voice: "When I went out, I was chased by a mad dog and fell off a cliff and hit my head. I may not be sober in a short time."

Liu Huangnian stabbed: "Call me?"

He just stabbed Qin Hegui eight times yesterday.

"No."

Qin Hegui's voice was originally cold, with a low voice line, but the usual cold voice line was a little bit lower now, unexpectedly convincing.

"I really met a mad dog, biting people."

"That... Excuse me..."

Yiyi, who had been neglected since just now, finally pulled her clothes.However, Liu Huangnian was so focused on competing with Qin He on his acting skills that he didn't even look at her.

Yiyi uttered a fatal doubt: Why is my man looking at another man so persistently?

The more Yiyi thought about it, the more something was wrong, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she felt, she almost spit out her mouth, and finally couldn't help interrupting the fight between the two.

"May I ask why this fairy master suddenly broke into the little girl's boudoir?"

This man swaggered in and made her feel ashamed as if she had cheated on her. She was almost seen, so she had to ask for an explanation for herself no matter what.

"what?"

The girl's gentle and sweet voice is much better than the pretentious and deep voice of Liu Huangnian.

Qin Hegui was like waking up from a dream, and only then remembered the business.

He only felt a headache, so he couldn't help lowering his voice, "Girl, Qin, I heard that you are also infected with beauty and white hair?"

"……kindness."

Yiyi looked a little depressed, and she didn't care about being angry anymore.As soon as he thought of that strange illness like a ghost, he nodded sullenly, and reached out to take off the coarse cloth towel that wrapped his hair.

In an instant, a head of soft white hair like a cloud spread lazily over his shoulders, forming a sharp contrast with the monk's immature face.

Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes, curled his fingers slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Ah! The beauty is unlucky!"

Qin Hegui's expression remained unchanged, he sighed heavily to express his regret, and incidentally expressed his current mood.

Since they are both fallen in the world, why don't you go to bed?

After a while, Yiyi rewrapped her hair, lowered her head and whispered softly: "I know I'm dying...but I haven't had that before...so I want to try...well...it's that..."

She shyly covered her face, squirmed in place, and pretended for a long time.

Qin Hegui maintained a calm and kind smile.

Fuck you calm down!

Please tell me what fairy logic is this?I'm afraid you are not a logic genius!

Girl, wake up!The hero is underage!You are fucking committing a crime!

Qin Hegui took a deep breath, took another deep breath, the veins on his forehead popped up, and said with a forced smile, "I think your thoughts are a little dangerous."

He paused, then continued to smile and said: "It is not in line with the core values ​​of socialism in our country. It is recommended to read more about the philosophical principles of Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong Thought, Deng Xiaoping Theory and an introduction to the theoretical system of socialism with Chinese characteristics, the outline of the history of modernization in China and ideology and morality. and the legal basis and the scientific outlook on development, etc., are in line with our country's values."

"As a young man with two centenary goals in the new era, I have been diligently abiding by the country's constitution for more than [-] years and have never prostituted or used drugs or smuggled. Therefore, I am qualified to question your behavior, and now I also suspect that you are on the verge of law and crime. Crazy probing, and I have evidence."

Finally, he said loudly and forcefully, "In a word, I think the law will overthrow you."

Yiyi:? ? ?

Is this a tongue twister or a new ditty?Why can't she understand a word?

Qin Hegui showed a standard smile, and said: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard. There is a long way to go to transform Huangwen, and I will change it from top to bottom."

Yiyi still had a black question mark on her face.

Qin Hegui sighed exaggeratedly: "Sister, can you read more books, you can only think about pornographic waste all day long."