Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

"Little hibiscus, fragrant and tender, and the jade hall is as deep and clear as water. Close the treasure box, cover the gold shop, lean on the screen and drag your sleeves, feeling drunk."

"After a long time, the fireworks are beautiful, and the mandarin ducks in Quzhu sleep with brocade wings. Concentrating and worrying, watching and thinking about love, a pair of smiling, dimpled and fragrant stamens."

The melodious voice of a warbler's cry came from afar, with such a beautiful scenery, with a thousand tongues and a lingering sound, from far to near, the voice seemed to come from some corner.

Although it was beautiful, it was still so noisy that Qin He couldn't return to peace.

Which idiot is crying and howling in the early morning!

And let no one sleep!

He lifted the quilt angrily, pushed open the window suddenly, and hugged the pipa outside the window, as delicate as a hibiscus weeping, as light as a pistil, the girl who Lingbo looked like a water fairy said loudly: "Disturbing the people and breaking the law! Sing and call the police again!" It's gone!"

The singing stopped abruptly, and the pipa paused when the catkin swayed lightly. His eyebrows were like emerald feathers, his skin was as white as snow, his waist was plain, and his teeth were like shellfish. In his softness, he had the posture of flying swallows facing the wind. .

Jiang Ran smiled slightly at Qin Hegui, with an air of blissful breeze that was hard to describe.

Why is there another peerless beauty!Liu Huangnian is such a blessing!

Jiang Ran nodded slightly, his voice was like a yellow oriole singing softly on the treetops in the morning, and the wind was as cool as jade: "Brother, long time no see."

She is the only dignified and gentle woman Qin He has seen so far.The other women are like taking aphrodisiacs, going crazy is scarier than him!

Qin He returned, "Why are you singing here?"

Jiang Ran still had a frozen smile on his lips, as sweet as a spring: "Naturally, I want to express my love to my sweetheart. If I disturb my brother, I hope you will forgive me."

In the original text, there is only one female supporting role who is good at singing and has a gentle temper, Jiang Ran.She is one of the few normal-minded women in Liu Huang's harem, seemingly weak but actually possesses countless strengths.

Because she is a sensible person, Qin Hegui especially likes her.

The door of Liu Huangnian's room was closed, unmoved, like a hard stone, heartless and desireless, very aloof.

Jiang Ran lowered his eyebrows and continued playing the letter procedure, and then sang in a low voice: "Long lovesickness destroys the heart and liver. The sun is about to fade away, the flowers contain smoke, and the moon is about to be full of worries and sleepless. Zhao Sechu stopped the Phoenix column, and the Shuqin wanted to play mandarin ducks." Strings. This song is intentional and no one will pass it on. I would like to send it to Yanran with the spring breeze. Yijun is far away in the blue sky. In the past, the eyes of the waves are now a fountain of tears. If you don’t believe me, I will be heartbroken. Come back and look in front of the mirror.”

Qin Hegui couldn't fall asleep anymore, looked at Jiang Ranjiao's beautiful face, and joked, "Junior Sister, what do you like about him?"

Jiang Ran said: "It's love at first sight."

She behaved very calmly, Qin Hegui also admired her.It is not easy for such a flowery girl to do such a thing as a public courtship.

"Does he like you?"

Jiang Ran smiled and said, "He likes everyone."

"..."

From what this means, she has already seen the essence through the surface?Could it be that Liu Huangnian's vest just fell off like this?Why so calm?

This strong psychological quality deserves to be the only normal woman in the full text!

Qin Hegui leaned against the window, put his chin on his head and smiled and said, "You're just saying he's flirtatious? Since he's a flirtatious young man, why are you thinking about him?"

Jiang Ran raised his eyes and looked at him quietly, "As long as I like it."

At this time Liu Huangnian came out from the door, as if he had just taken a bath, water drops dripped from the brows of his brows, one by one fell on his wet eyelashes, precariously.

The long hair is wet, and a few strands of hair are tightly attached to the face, lazily draped over the shoulders, wearing a loose white underwear, loosely exposing a white and firm chest, delicate collarbone and a raised Adam's apple, under the gentle wind Very attractive.

He turned his head to look this way with a blank expression, his brows furrowed, water drops fell down his side face, and he put on a bluish-white robe.

A picture of a beauty coming out of the bath.

If Jiang Ran has the posture of flying swallows facing the wind and can perform palm dances, then Liu Huangnian has the beauty of Hede coming out of the bath, and her skin is whiter than snow.

It's too fucking foul!

Can you put on your clothes well?I suspect you are tricking me into committing a crime!Who are you showing so much meat to?

Qin Hegui turned his head away in a panic, feeling his mouth was dry, and then his head became hot, and he stayed there, feeling that the blood in his whole body boiled to the peak in an instant, straight up, and then nosebleeds gushed out.He covered his nose, felt the bloody red liquid, and was stunned.

Liu Huangnian looked at him in astonishment.

He was ashamed, how could he be seduced by the male lead's beauty!I lost face and went home!This old face is completely gone!

"you……"

Liu Huangnian just said a word, Qin Hegui was so frightened that his legs went limp for a while, he retracted his head without thinking, and closed the window fiercely, and immediately disappeared without a trace, hiding like a turtle.

I'm fucking dead ah ah ah ah!

Qin Hegui blushed shamefully, raised his head to stop the nosebleed, and kept comforting himself, it must be because the food he ate last night was too spicy and got angry, and it was definitely not because of the beauty that messed up his mind!Absolutely not!

There was a soft rustling sound outside the window.

After a while, Qin Hegui saw Jiang Ran go away holding the pipa through the gap in the wooden window.He was so embarrassed that he felt ashamed, but all he could think about was Liu Huangnian's exposed skin, it was so damn pretty!Thinking of this, the nosebleeds became more turbulent, almost rushing to the sea and never returning, or suspected that the Milky Way fell nine days.

"Qin He returns."

Liu Huangnian softly called his name outside the door, "Why are you hiding?"

"Go!" Qin Hegui blocked the door firmly, wanting to cry, "I don't want to see you, so hurry up!"

"You want to meet me."

"I don't want to! Get out of here!"

Liu Huangnian said helplessly: "You have to teach today, if you don't go out, you won't be able to catch breakfast, aren't you hungry?"

The people inside were silent for a long time, and then the door was slowly opened a crack, and then Qin Hegui poked half of his head out from the crack, his eyes were reddish, and he looked like he was about to cry.

Liu Huangnian's heart was almost softened by him, he rubbed his head dumbfoundingly, it was soft, thin, and felt very good.

"What did you do?"

Qin Hegui slapped his hand away forcefully, and said fiercely, "Don't touch me on the head, I'm not tall! You're still laughing! It's all up to you!"

"Rely on me depends on me."

Liu Huangnian nodded again and again to take the blame, humbly in every possible way, and when his nosebleed stopped, he went to fetch water to wash his face, and after working for a long time, the two of them went out.

After breakfast, the biggest challenge came.Qin Hegui is in charge of teaching, but he absolutely absolutely cannot teach!

Was he supposed to teach his students how to be a Zaun madman?

Qin Hegui walked slowly to the entrance of the academy, took a few glances quietly, and found that the inside was already packed with people.

Every disciple is wearing the school uniform of Qingyunmen, which is slightly different from his own.Wild cranes are painted on his school uniform, which is an elegant bluish-white color.And the school uniforms of this group of people are only monotonous blue and white, without too many patterns, very simple.

The school uniforms of the inner disciples are a little higher than those of the outer disciples.

Seeing Qin Hegui sneaking in, all the disciples stood up and said in unison, "Hello, senior brother!"

The voice was neat and loud, and Qin Hegui's scalp tingled when he heard it, and he almost knelt down, especially wanting to get away.

What a hammer!

Qin Hegui waved his hands pretending to be cold, walked to the podium, picked up a book that looked like a dick, pretended to turn two pages, and then put it down.

Beautiful, basically do not know a few words, I am illiterate no problem.

What is this book about?The characters are crooked like ants, only ghosts can recognize them.And it seems that they are all traditional characters or Xiaozhuan?Anyway, he looked left and right for a long time and really didn't know each other.

Liu Huang hurried over, stood at the door, pretended to be very indifferent and said: "Sorry, can I go in?"

Qin Hegui looked at him as if asking for help.

It may be that there is a problem with the expression management, but the disciples below saw him staring at Liu Huangnian with a dark face and a ferocious expression, and they were immediately excited!My heart is shouting, fight, fight!

Qin Hegui recalled Liu Huangnian's earnest advice, pretended to be indifferent in grief, turned over the pages of the book with his slender fingers, and didn't even look at him.

A little girl below shouted excitedly: "Senior brother Liu, come in quickly! Senior brother agrees!"

He stood motionless at the door, staring straight at Qin Hegui.

Qin He belonged to the nervous group, and had to pretend that he was calm, and said coldly, "Come in."

Liu Huangnian took a long leg and walked straight to the first row.

Everyone around gasped. Is he overwhelmed or looking for death?Everyone knows that the two of them are incompatible with each other, that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and every time they meet, they will fight to the death.Liu Huangnian avoided Qin Hegui even more, and never came to class.Not only did he come this time, but he grabbed the front row seat as soon as he came. Do you think it's not good to be alive?

Qin Hegui's eyes darkened, "Take out the book."

He began to imitate the teachers of his school days. Although the age gap is a bit big, the teachers of each dynasty should be the same.

The disciples below were obviously very afraid of him, so they quickly took out the book, opened it, and laid it flat on the table.

Without raising his eyelids, Qin Hegui opened his lips and said, "The class representative will lead the reading."

The whole place was silent.

Silent.

Liu Huangnian raised his eyebrows helplessly, what nonsense he was talking about, where did the class representative come from?I'm afraid he's thinking about farting!

Qin Hegui came to his senses, and said stiffly, "Isn't there? If that's the case, I'll elect someone to teach with me."

The male disciples typically watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal. They are eager to make something big to relieve their boredom. They shouted: "The Year of Willow Desolation! The Year of Willow Desolation!"

No matter what era students are, they are always bored when they come to class.

Qin Hegui glanced at Liu Huangnian lightly, the young man's brows were cold, and he shook his head lightly.

He closed the book, pretended to be deaf and dumb, and said, "Is that Jiang Ran? Okay, Jiang Ran, take the lead."

Jiang Ran, who was sitting in the back row with a dazed face, stood up in confusion, then calmed down, opened the book and began to read: "The pole and the bench, the pole is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the pole, the pole is not as wide as the bench, and the pole is more The shoulder pole is tied to the bench, but the bench does not allow the shoulder pole to be tied to the bench. The shoulder pole is tied to the bench! The shoulder pole is in a hurry, and the shoulder pole picks up the pole and hits the bench. The bench, is the pole wide and the bench long or the pole long and the bench wide?"

Jiang Ran's voice was gentle and crisp, with round accents and standard pronunciation, and he read the tongue twister word for word at a fast speed.

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

Liu Huangnian was also taken aback, what are these things?Why does Qingyunmen teach tongue twisters?

But the surrounding disciples all seemed to be familiar with it, their mouths turned quickly, and they immediately started to read along.