Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Qin He Guilei was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, his body was bruised.Tremblingly holding up the ancient books on the podium, his eyes almost popped out, still clueless.

What the hell are you going to teach?

At some point, Xia Xia stopped reading aloud, Qin Hegui closed the book with a snap, and walked around the students coldly.Apart from Liu Huangnian, only Jiang Ran and Yan Zhi knew each other.

However, that girl Yan Zhi winked at her, made an international gesture to put her middle finger up, and chewed on the ears of the female companion next to her, she didn't take herself seriously at all.It seemed that she was completely unreliable.

Qin Hegui turned his gaze to Jiang Ran.

Look at Jiang Ran, who always maintains a decent smile, sits dignified and generous, looks beautiful and speaks softly. This is a good student who is rare in a century!

I'm sorry Jiang Ran, you're going to be a tool person these days!

Qin Hegui coughed twice, and said solemnly: "I will randomly select two students to show off their talents."

Wherever he looked, the disciples buried their heads, or hid behind the books, for fear of being called by him.Of course, Qin Hegui didn't know their names at all, so he must have chosen Jiang Ran and Yanzhi in the end.

Originally Qingyunmen was a normal sect, but one day the head went crazy and asked the whole sect to learn allegro, and if they didn't learn well, they wouldn't be given pocket money.

So the whole sect stayed up late to practice allegro, followed by cross talk jingles and tongue twisters, and finally talked about the advertisements, soared in English, and even the town of Qingyun was crooked.Although I don't know what is the use of Qijue Niang's doing this, Qijue Niang looks very calm and confident. She said that cannon fodder will never have a chance to fight, and at most they can only use their mouths, so if you are lucky, you can use it to your fullest. Speak to others and pretend to be aggressive.

Everyone didn't understand anything, but Qijue Niang's words were equivalent to an imperial decree, so they could only say Rap with tears in their eyes.

"Then...Jiang Ran, Yan Zhi, you guys come up."

Qin Hegui called the roll call succinctly, and sure enough, he saw Yan Zhi's face turning blue and white, with red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple constantly interlacing on her face, stood up with a snort, and dismissively said, "Come on."

Jiang Ran was about to calm down a lot, and smiled quietly, without panic at all, only nodded and followed to the stage.

However, as soon as Yanzhi came on stage, she crazily winked at Liu Huangnian who was sitting in the first row, her face was full of look at me, look at me, look at me.

She took out a brand-new Allegro, and the Allegro sounded rhythmically, and sang as if no one else was around: "Little girl, Fang Shiliu, everyone says I'm fine, I have to ask why, I'm good at singing and dancing Playing like a baby, you can’t hang yourself if you don’t do anything or make trouble. Liu Huangnian, listen to me, married my old lady and have a happy family, and I have nothing to say about my affection for you. Who is the enemy of the heroes in the world? Who can give you a mouth except me!”

She was not afraid of death and drove recklessly. Jiang Ran felt a little helpless, so she had to take out the allegro by herself. Don't worry, listen to my sister's persuasion, and settle the matter first; since ancient times, beauties have been unlucky, and they died inexplicably; if you want to admire Senior Brother Liu, we naturally have nothing to say; we are afraid of stepping on the shadow and laughing, and looking back at you Xianggong, ran away without a trace and without a trace!"

The audience laughed hahaha.

Qin Hegui was amused, and couldn't help applauding, these two people are so talented, it's really fucking fun to watch two rivals in love fight each other.

It's just that Liu Huangnian was sitting on pins and needles.

Yanzhi was not to be outdone, and the clapper sounded again: "Senior sister is jealous, just say it, and junior sister doesn't dislike you; look at who is tearful, why is he turning back and taking the blame; the crush has not confessed for a long time, waiting for the male god to marry Moonlight; Afterwards, I couldn't help but cry, and finally got two words, stupid!"

Jiang Ran also smiled, like a spring breeze, and said cleanly: "When the bamboo board slammed, I felt itchy, and I was talking while beating; don't laugh when I say a few words, and a hundred flowers bloom to report the spring; if you say you are strong, you know. Everyone laughed when they heard it; it's been hard work, it's hard work, and I'm ashamed to ask for it!"

"you you you!"

Yan Zhi was dumbfounded, and couldn't find any words to refute for a while.

Jiang Ran's eyes were slightly bent, and he casually raised the allegro again, and said with a smile: "Yanzhi, Yanzhi, you are so beautiful, it makes my mouth water. If you want to say something, I'm afraid you will call me a pervert."

Yanzhi's jaw dropped in shock, she never thought that she would be molested, she stood there at a loss, blushing.

"Don't be angry, it's just a show."

Jiang Ranyun bent his lips calmly, glanced at Liu Huangnian lightly, smiled meaningfully at him, and said a little embarrassedly: "I'm showing my ugliness."

Yan Zhi is called a dumb man who eats Coptis chinensis, he can't tell if he suffers.Watching Jiang Ran fly away like a beautiful butterfly.

Qin Hegui suppressed a smile and said, "Go on, the acting is pretty good."

It was rare for the disciples in the audience to be presumptuous, laughing and laughing together, some laughed to tears, some laughed until their stomach hurt, and some even curled up under the table laughing and having fun.

Qin Hegui was in a good mood, but found that Liu Huangnian was staring at him unblinkingly, so he bent his eyes slightly, and the smile slipped away from his eyes.

……

After the class was over, Qin Hegui stepped out of the academy feeling relieved, feeling that it was time to talk to Qijue Niang about life.

Liu Huangnian wants to follow, but Qin Hegui refuses to follow, thinking he is troublesome.

Go to a certain floating mountain in Qingyunzhidian, which is the residence of Qijue Niang.As soon as he approached, Qijue Niang opened the door.

The two looked at each other for a while, and Qijue Niang said first, "What's wrong, do you have something to do with your aunt?"

She seemed to regard herself as a scourge.Qin Hegui smiled and said, "There's no need to be so tit-for-tat since they're all time-travelers, right? I came to you to ask you what you taught them to do allegro?"

Qijue Niang's eyes lit up when she heard the Allegro, and she took out a pair of Allegro from nowhere, and made a gesture to fight directly, but was stopped by Qin Hegui with quick eyes and hands.

"Stop hitting and talk. I was tired of hearing enough just now."

After the Huanxi couple ended, the disciples practiced the Allegro by themselves, which made Qin Hegui dizzy, his mind was full of Allegro's unique tone, and he was almost brainwashed.

Qijue Niang didn't agree, she dodged it easily, and said with the sound of Allegro: "Hey, hey, good brother, listen to my advice, allegro is endless fun..."

Qin Hegui turned around and started to walk.

"Wait, wait! You're leaving just like that!" Qi Jue Niang stopped singing, and followed her with a playful smile: "What do you want to ask, hurry up, I'm afraid Brother Liu will be jealous."

"What do you teach them to do allegro?" Qin Hegui asked again patiently.

"Could it be possible to teach them how to practice swords?!"

Qin Hegui was puzzled: "If Qingyun Sect doesn't practice swords, what else do you want to do?"

Qijue Niang sighed: "Forgive me, don't I know what I set up myself? This sect will be destroyed by Liu Huangnian sooner or later, and these cannon fodders are useless after practicing the skills. I have been talking harshly every time I fight, and there is no chance to fight. It is better to practice all the skills of talking, so that all the parents of the other party will die, and the eighteen generations of ancestors are all adulterers and prostitutes!"

"So you just want to enjoy your mouth?" Qin Hegui asked.

Qijue Niang nodded firmly, "That's right!"

Tears welled up in Qin Hegui's eyes, "It's you, it's us from the 21st century! I think so too!"

Why do you want to do it if you can force it?It is absolutely impossible to touch the reality!The life of Keyboard Man needs no explanation!

"Actually, I really like Allegro. I've learned Allegro before, but it's a little outdated. It's not like cross talk or something, and it's supported by Deyun Club."

Qijue Niang spread her hands to embrace the sun, her eyes sparkled, "In this world, I hope everyone will like Allegro! I want to carry it forward! Establish Qingyun Allegro Club!"

Qin Hegui said: "My favorite female idol group before was Girls' Generation."

"Where are the men?"

"Deyun Society! There is nothing wrong with the old iron!"

The two of them suddenly had a feeling of letting go of their previous suspicions. They were both Tianya Shushu, so it was inevitable that they felt a little sympathetic to each other.

After laughing for a while, Qin Hegui asked, "Do you have any tasks or systems?"

Qijue Niang said: "Of course there is, the system double-clicks 666, people in the world call it Liu Ye."

As soon as the sixth master, Qin Hegui, was mentioned, his teeth itch with hatred. He had never seen such an irresponsible garbage system, and it was blocked until now and has not been unblocked.

"What task did it assign you?"

"Let the hero dominate the world and reach the pinnacle of life."

"that is all?"

"that is all."

Seeing Qin Hegui's gloomy expression, Qijue Niang gloated a little, "No way, what task did it give you?"

Qin Hegui said: "Let the male lead be a good man with one heart and one mind, and there should be no pornographic plots in the full text! In other words, the male lead can't have a girl as an old man."

Qijue Niang: "..."

After a long time, Qijue Niang suddenly thought of something, hesitantly grabbed the corner of her clothes, and whispered: "You are with him because you are here to complete the task, right?"

Qin Hegui nodded unabashedly, and said in a low voice: "When I'm with him, he won't be able to mess with flowers and attract others. He just needs to drag the plot until he conquers the world and I'll slip away." Walk."

Qijue Niang said with a light smile: "Can you guarantee that you won't fall in love with him?"

The people around him sneered.

There was deep contempt in his tone, he looked at the drifting clouds in the distance, and said word by word: "No, yes, yes."

Qijue Niang was also intimidated by his breakup attitude, and after a while she said with an attitude of watching the show: "Don't be so absolute, I think Liu Huangnian's offensive should be quite fierce, after all, it is the male lead. Looks, figure, EQ and IQ are all there, nothing to say. Although he is a man, he is the only one who can stand your violent temper."

Qin Hegui pursed his lips and said, "I have a sense of proportion, so I won't get myself involved."

"Is that how you lied to him?"

"If I lie to him all the time, don't tell him all the time, and bury the fake things so that no one knows the truth, then the fake things will become true." Qin Hegui paused, and said: "What's more, He doesn't love me either, it's just a novelty. I won't bother him until he gets tired of it."

Qijue Niang suddenly realized, "You two are scum to each other."

"..."

Suddenly becoming irritable, Qin Hegui said coldly: "That's right."

Qijue Niang asked again: "What if he finds out that you lied to him? He has such a high IQ, if you are not careful, you will be exposed."

"It's up to me whether I love him or not. If I say I love him, what else can he do with me, forcing me to admit that I don't love him?"

"I'm afraid you have forgotten how ruthless the hero's revenge is."

"I don't forget, I remember."

He knew very well how cruel and ruthless Liu Huangnian's revenge methods were. Picking out bones, skinning and cramping, cutting off limbs, and turning them into human pigs were all basic operations.

In the original text, when Liu Huangnian took care of a villain who wanted to die, he even beat the limbs into rotten flesh without chopping them off, and then threw them into a large vat of spicy wine, causing the villain to die of pain.This punishment is called "bone drunk".

The good-for-nothing male protagonist has a sick mind, and he is particularly biased towards some things, such as the means of revenge. He must not be gentler than other people's criminal laws.

It's as if the cruelty of torture represents the hero's awesomeness.

As for why, we don't know and we dare not ask.

Various male protagonists compete for beauty, if you peel the skin, I will have cramps, if you cut off the hand, I will break the leg. Various criminal laws emerge in endlessly, with all kinds of strange things.One is more ruthless than the other, and one is more vicious than the other.

Therefore, Shuangwen is also known as "An Encyclopedia of Ten Thousand Kinds of Tortures in Ancient Times".

In other words, if Liu Huangnian is angered, it is basically impossible to continue messing around in this world.

One thing descends one thing, and the hero descends all things.

Thinking about the sentence describing "bone drunk" in the original text, Qin Hegui's eyes were much darker, and he said indifferently: "Why take it seriously, I have never loved anyway."