Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

As soon as Qin Hegui finished speaking, he immediately realized what he had said and shivered.

The young man raised his eyes coldly, his eyes were tough and rugged.He opened his mouth, his black eyes seemed to be surging with waves, but they slowly closed in the silence.

He wasn't angry, but Qin Hegui wanted to find a crack in the ground to get down, regretting so much that he wanted to slap himself on the ear.

he!Home!Of course!Tune!play!up!male!host!

The air suddenly became cold, and the atmosphere dropped to freezing point. The three of them were silent, their swords were on the verge of attacking each other.Yiyi only felt that the atmosphere of these two people was very strange, as if they were going to wrestle together in the next second, fighting to the death.

If you think about it with your toes, you know that these two have enmity, and it's a bloody enmity, a feud that kills your husband, or a feud that takes your wife.

But both of them have to pretend that I love you very much, I like you very much, I want to take care of you, and I want to have children with you.

In the silence, Liu Huangnian suddenly sneered jokingly, and condescendingly glanced at Qin Hegui, "Just you?"

"No, I'm cheap..."

The male lead is still standing, how could Qin Hegui dare to sit, stood up tremblingly, dripping with cold sweat, and the word "counseling" ran through his whole life.

"Do you know what you just said?"

Liu Huangnian's voice was a little deep and hoarse, his voice was magnetic, and his tone was indifferent, it sounded like ants crawling over his heart, numb and crisp.

"I……"

Qin Hegui raised his eyes cautiously, not daring to take a breath.

Liu Huangnian laughed, not wanting to let him go easily, so he calmly asked, "You want to sleep with me?"

"..."

"Why? Do you like me?"

He deliberately bit the end sound very hard, and his tone was contemptuous, as if he was watching a good show and waiting for the prey to be caught.

Qin Hegui was scared out of his wits.

In the smile, the knife cuts the skin and flesh, and the needle picks the marrow and tendons in the cotton.

After watching "Those Years I Was the Devil King", Qin Hegui's evaluation of the male lead was just this one sentence.The typical smile hides a knife, and the softer he smiles, the more annoyed he is.

Is it good to live well?

Why do I have to die?

"No, no! I don't like you! I'm straight! I'd rather bend than bend!!"

Qin Hegui roared in his heart: The hero, you are a straight man of steel!Can you stop being so gay!The majestic male protagonist actually flirts with a man!

"is it?"

Liu Huangnian looked at him with a half-smile, then casually lowered his eyes and said, "Since you don't like it, why are you so nervous?"

Qin Hegui wiped off his sweat, trembling his hands, and said stiffly, "W-W-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Where Are You Tight, Nervous! I'm not tense!"

Qin Hegui wanted to cry but had no tears. He wasn't panicking at all, he was as steady as an old dog, but the hero, don't touch the hilt of your sword!There is a kind of putting down the butcher knife, look at how I kneel down and apologize to you.

Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes, smiled without saying a word, quietly stroked the patterns on the hilt, and counted the patterns slowly.

"Brother, brother, listen to me." Qin Hegui said again and again: "I really don't have that kind of thought about you. You have to believe that our socialist brotherhood is allowed by the country. Really, I swear."

Liu Huangnian frowned in disgust, feeling disgusted for a while, looking at Qin Hegui with the eyes that looked at Qin Hegui as if he was watching Zheng Lai looking at a cancerous tumor, cold as a poisonous snake, quick and fast, biting him severely.

Qin Hegui's face turned serious.

Sure enough, the hero's dislike for him was already very deep.At this time, the male protagonist has already begun to blacken, and it is not a child of a certain age who can be deceived.

In other words, the possibility of wanting to hug the male protagonist's thigh is almost zero.

He felt some headaches.

The male protagonist can be called Mary Su's transformation, so handsome that both men and gods are angry, no matter men, women, young or old, from eighty-year-old grandpas, ninety-year-old mothers, down to kids with open crotch pants, swaddling babies can't help but feel happy when they see him.In addition to the golden finger that Cucumber set for him, it was thick and long, and with a casual wave of his hand, the whole city ceased to exist and disappeared.

The route I took happened to be that the trash from the bad street attacked Long Aotian, a cool article mixed with eighteen prohibitions.No matter how badly the hero was bullied in the early stage, how cruel the means of revenge will be in the later stage.

After a while, Liu Huangnian's brows relaxed again, and he laughed nonchalantly in a low voice: "I'm just telling a joke, brother, don't take it to heart."

Qin Hegui scratched his head in embarrassment, rested his forehead and waved his hands, and said vaguely, "I'll just talk casually, you don't have to take it to heart, Junior Brother..."

"Brother naturally understands, brother don't need to worry too much."

He paused, and his voice was low, "But don't make such jokes in the future, I feel very uncomfortable, and it is easy to be misunderstood."

Qin Hegui: "..."

This damn topic can't go on any longer.

Talking cheap is a disease, and it can be cured.

Qin Hegui changed the subject stiffly, glanced at Yiyi, and said as if he had found a life-saving straw: "What are you going to do now?"

Liu Huangnian was thick-skinned, looked at Yiyi like nothing, and smiled ambiguously: "To tell you the truth, I'm going to be with Yiyi..."

The male protagonist wants to be lingering with his sister to the ends of the earth~ The implication is also very clear~ It is how far the light bulb called Qin Hegui can roll~

Qin Hegui: Impossible.

Nima is still thinking about going to bed at this time!

What kind of stupid settings did Cucumber do to you, so that your IQ and appearance are completely out of proportion!

Question: What should I do if the male lead and the female lead insist on having sex?

"Oh."

Qin Hegui replied, and then sat down cheekily.Erlang raised his legs, leaned back on the chair, leaned back, and said slowly: "You guys play."

He moved in one go, obviously coming prepared, squinting at Liu Huangnian, that posture was also obvious, and he just lingered and refused to leave.

He was still the same as in Liu Huangnian's memory, with long body and long legs, thin and tough, and he still had bony thorns all over his body when facing him.

Liu Huangnian was in a trance thinking about all the things in the past, and lost his mind for a moment.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly, raised his eyebrows, and asked knowingly: "What do you mean, brother?"

Qin Hegui shook his legs. He originally wanted to use his mobile phone to scan a certain sound, but suddenly remembered that he was in a fictional ancient time. Like a primitive person, he had no WIFI, mobile phone, fried chicken, or coke. He was instantly puzzled.

At this second, I really miss the days of WIFI air conditioners.

From the corner of Qin Hegui's eyes, he caught a glimpse of a plate of melon seeds and peanuts on the table. Feeling empty in his hand, he grabbed a handful and said shamelessly while knocking: "Ah, you go ahead, I'll just take a look, and don't do anything. real."

Before Liu Huangnian could speak, Yiyi couldn't help it, and stopped talking: "Master Qin, you also..."

Too shameless.

"Brother, do you want a handful of melon seeds and peanuts?"

Qin Hegui knocked on the melon seeds and shook his legs, automatically blocked their words, handed the melon seeds to Liu Huangnian, and raised his chin to him.

Liu Huangnian suppressed his anger, gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "No need."

Qin Hegui withdrew his hand pretending to be regretful, and said slowly, "You are violent, you don't know good from bad."

"..."

Then he purposely knocked the melon seeds loudly and made a squeaky sound.Although he didn't speak, his arrogant and confident posture made people even more angry.

So cheap, I really want to hit him.

Qin Hegui said sullenly: "Lack of a bottle of beer, and a lack of barbecue."

Then he stood up abruptly, his eyes bright, "Miss, do you care if I'm full? It's not good to just eat melon seeds. I'm so hungry, do you care about the food?"

Seeing the cunning in his eyes clearly, because of excitement, his long and narrow eyes narrowed slightly, shining brightly.

Where is he hungry?

It is clear that she wants to interrupt herself so that Yiyi can develop further.

Liu Huangnian's Adam's apple rolled slightly, and his eyes were locked on that naughty young man.He gave a light laugh for the first time, leaned over suddenly, and the distance between the two of them instantly narrowed.

Very good, just continue to play around with you.

Liu Huangnian's tone was long and gentle, and his breath was warm, "Are you hungry? I don't care if you're full?"

He said the three words "how about it" deliberately, the tip of his tongue rested loosely on the roof of his mouth, and then slipped out from between his lips lightly and skillfully, without any ambiguity.

Is the food you cook edible?

Qin Hegui's smile gradually froze.

"Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore."

After he finished speaking, he sat down again and knocked on the melon seeds, and never raised his eyes to look at Liu Huangnian again.

Qin Hegui was struggling on the verge of death, racking his brains to think of how to stop him, but he couldn't figure it out.I can only pretend to be crazy and stupid here with an old face, trying to delay for a while.

Do you think I want to pretend to be mentally retarded?

He thought bitterly: Sure enough, to wear a book or something, you need acting skills.What kind of book-crossing game does her mother call it? It should be renamed "The Dramatic Self-Cultivation and Inner Monologue".

This pair of dogs and men are having sex for a while, what can he do to ensure that his life is not in danger and he can interrupt them?

This question is really difficult.

His worried head was almost bald, but Liu Huangnian showed his true qualities as a scumbag.As the saying goes, the hero is not ruthless, he is ashamed to be the hero.

Since Qin Hegui wants to watch it, let him watch it, as long as he can eat enough dog food.He and Yiyi were sticky together again, and if there was no one else, they showed their affection and sprinkled dog food, and looked at each other stickyly, which made Qin Hegui's skin crawl.

"Yiyi, you are my cinnabar mole, placed in the corner of my eye, on my heart." Liu Huangnian looked at Yiyi affectionately, and said unscrupulously sweet words.

Hearing this, Yiyi fell into Liu Huangnian's arms, pounded his chest with a small fist, and said coquettishly: "I don't want to be a cinnabar mole, I want to spend the rest of my life with you."

The single dog was hit by 999 again.

The blood tank is empty.

Qin Hegui choked, and the melon seeds in his hand suddenly became stale.

Dogs and dogs under the lemon tree, sweet and sour is me.

Qin He spit out the melon seed husks with a loud bang, then raised his orchid fingers like his sisters in Dream of the Red Chamber, spat in a strange way, and muttered softly, "Scumbag, let's see when you get your retribution."

He adjusted his posture, stood up abruptly, and said with a serious look: "Although there is no scientific research to prove it, and no girl has taught me to identify the color number. But as far as I know, cinnabar nevus and mosquito blood have the same color number, and cinnabar nevus turns red." It's only one step away from turning into mosquito blood."

"You two are destined to break up."

Liu Huangnian: "..."