Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Liu Huangnian said again coldly: "Are you scolding me?"

He hugged his chest, lazily leaning against the wall, the corners of his mouth maintained a contemptuous and frivolous arc, his face was pale, but he smiled even more unscrupulously.

Coupled with his heaven-defying appearance and arrogant posture, it should have been a beautiful scene of "the hero's father cares about you online".

However, the already huge three characters "pending high-level trial" on his head became bigger and brighter, as if a shining traffic light was placed on his head, and his temperament fell to the bottom in an instant. …

A little out of play.

Qin Hegui met his dark and deep eyes, as if he had fallen into a bottomless abyss.He glanced at the slender wrist bones exposed by the young man again, it was cold and clear white, like some kind of sickly white, delicate yet with clear toughness.

This is the hero's aura!

Only a fool would admit that he was scolding him, but Qin Hegui immediately denied it: "No, I'm just talking nonsense."

"Then... what does senior brother mean?"

He smiled very gentle and gentle, but he bit the end sound very hard, as if he was questioning a sinner.

Qin Hegui thought for a moment, changed his appearance of hesitating to speak, and finally said slowly: "I didn't want to say it at first, but I was really worried, so I had to tell you."

Liu Huangnian smiled, thinking about what nonsense you, a shameless villain, could come up with, but he replied very respectfully: "Senior Brother, thank you for your trouble."

Yiyi also cast her eyes on Qin Hegui.

"Hey, what, I watched the sky last night and saw the red moon in the sky, and counting with my fingers, I'm afraid there is an ominous omen."

Get new skills - nonsense fake fortune-telling.

People in ancient times were very superstitious. Qin Hegui was originally a cultivator of immortals. What he said was full of nose and eyes, shaking his head and shaking his head. Yiyi immediately became nervous, and nervously grabbed Liu Huangnian's clothes, as if he believed it was true.

The effect is very good, this move is very good.

I'm such a fucking little smartie.

Qin Hegui coughed twice, without blushing and heartbeat, and continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

"After I went to bed at night, I had a dream, and there was an old fairy in the dream."

"The god said, my junior brother is a god who went down to the earth to survive the catastrophe. Ordinary people who approach him will easily be sucked away by him, and they will end up dead without a whole body. Only those who are destined can stay with him. Others Not only can people not be happy, but there will also be bloody disasters, which will affect the whole family."

He originally wanted to say that the whole family was affected, dead father and mother, the whole family, young and old, all dead.Thinking about it later, it seemed too vicious, scolding the male lead as a broom star, almost catching up with Zaun.

"I was afraid that something would happen to you, so I came here."

Liu Huangnian frowned without showing any traces, keenly aware of a little weirdness, for some reason, he always felt that he was turning a corner and scolding himself for being a lone star.

Yiyi said weakly: "This...maybe a coincidence..."

Qin Hegui paused, looked at the male lead, and sighed meaningfully: "At first, Qin didn't believe it, but for some reason this morning, he was first chased by a dog for no reason, and then fell off the cliff with a weak foot for no reason. gone."

Liu Huangnian's face was livid, and the faint smile he managed to maintain disappeared without a trace, and he said coldly, "What do you want to do!"

Why!Is the hero angry?Do you want to hit me?

Just don't let you have a girl.

Qin Hegui burst into tears, and every minute it was a history of heartache, blood and tears. He poured out his tragic experience after meeting the hero's father in tears, and breathed in tears as Yiyi said, and added at the end: "Oh my god God, you are miserable."

He also nodded: "Yes, yes, I am too miserable."

If it wasn't for the completion of the task, who the hell would care which girl Liu Huangnian slept with, even if you contracted the disease, I, Qin, would not stop you!

After all, Qin Hegui shook his blood-stained and foul-smelling clothes, and refused to listen to anything, insisting on showing it off.

He pointed at the bloodstains and said, "Hey! Look! My clothes and my blood just fell from a fall. Fortunately, I am a cultivator with rough skin and thick flesh. If I were an ordinary person, I would have died long ago."

The blood on his face was not wiped clean, his face was pale, and his bones protruded.The long and narrow Danfeng eyes are also lifeless, and the gray ones seem to be separated by a layer of water, because the bags under the eyes are severely swollen due to fatigue.

In addition, he hadn't taken care of it, and his whole body was so dirty that he couldn't bear to look at it. There were all kinds of weeds, mud, water and blood, and he didn't know it at all. He explained his touching stories with a smile, for fear that Yiyi would not be frightened.

It's just a pity that the original owner painstakingly maintained the image of a cold and restrained domineering president.

Yiyi took a few steps back in disgust, waved her hands again and again and said, "That's enough, don't read it, please sit down."

Liu Huangnian felt more and more strange in his heart.

It was clear that Qin Hegui was killed by himself and then threw his body on the cliff, but he said that he fell down by himself.

Didn't he kill Qin Hegui yesterday?

Or did Qin Hegui take a pill that could shield his breath?

Or did he not even have the ability to judge whether Qin Hegui was dead?

If the above reasoning is true, then why did Qin Hegui say that he accidentally fell off the cliff instead of being attacked and secretly injured by him?

A series of question marks made Liu Huangnian fall into deep thought, his eyes trembled slightly, and his eyes were involuntarily cold.

This person has been at odds with him since he met him. When he let the dog bite someone, he turned back and sent the snake to bite Qin He.Later, Qin Hegui asked someone to beat him again, and he went to his master to complain without saying a word.Qin Hegui changed his food, so he put laxatives in Qin Hegui's food.

But even so, he was still plotted once.That time, he was first broken to seal his spiritual power, and then pushed down the dry well by Qin Hegui, where he was locked up for three days and three nights, and was found and rescued when he was dying.

His life was saved, but he missed a very important thing.

The Fairy Sword Conference, his only chance for revenge.

Since then, his hatred for Qin Hegui has skyrocketed. If Qin Hegui doesn't need to come to trouble him, he will go to trouble Qin Hegui himself, and vows to let him live or die, until Qin Hegui disappears into this world .

Faced with Qin Hegui's "teachings", Yiyi still had some hope, and asked eagerly, "Is there a way to break it?"

Qin Hegui shook his head of course and said: "The old god said that the secrets of heaven should not be revealed, and I can't do anything about it."

It would be strange to have a solution!It's all fucking nonsense, and only this kind of female supporting role with a negative IQ will believe it.

Just because of her IQ, Qin Hegui suddenly felt that his future in life was bright.

Qin Hegui said: "So, I suggest to this girl that you should not act out of line with him. If you don't have that quality, don't provoke this uncle, and be careful of retribution. Iadviseyoutobeki

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Liu Huangnian: ...

Yiyi: ...

Yiyi didn't know what was coming to her mind, she burst into tears suddenly, sobbing, and said, "I'm about to die, so why am I afraid of retribution! Even if I get retribution, it's better than being an old maid!"

Fuck, ancient people thought so trendy and advanced? !

Would you rather be a romantic than a virgin?

The young girl is obsessed with losing her virginity. Is all this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

No, not at all, all these are mentally handicapped characters written by the mentally handicapped author Cucuma Xundong, and they have no similarity with normal young women in our country.

Yiyi is a typical stud female supporting role, usually a bunch of silly ones, but once she gets involved with the male lead, she can find 1 excuses to play taboo games with the male lead.

Qin Hegui looked at the lost girl with pity, and blurted out: "Don't panic, I think your IQ can still save you."

Yiyi cried even harder.

Qin Hegui said earnestly, "If you have sex with him, won't he be infected with the plague?"

When Yiyi thought about it seriously, it really made sense, and she was at a loss for words for a moment.

Qin Hegui took advantage of the victory to pursue, "You can't be too selfish, right? We still have to think about the country and society, and contribute to world peace. We need to ventilate frequently, wash our hands frequently, gather less, stay in bed, and control the spread of the plague."

Liu Huangnian said: "I don't mind."

The corner of Qin Hegui's mouth twitched a few times.

Yes, you really don't mind, but I do!

Now he really wants to grab the male lead's ears and slap his two big ears, and asks loudly, why are you so stubborn, kid!Is it due to clean up!

The person opposite is sick!

In modern times, it is AIDS!

If others can't avoid it, you will die in panic!Even if you have a golden body buff, you can't be such a dick!

Qin Hegui almost spat out Ling Xiao's blood, unable to do what he wanted to say: "You...you are really..."

Forget it, I was too angry to speak out.

Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes and said with a shy smile, "Because she is the one I like."

One of the must-have quotes for scumbags: You are the one I like.

He said that I like you, but he didn't say that he only likes you. The one he likes the most is you, and the one he loves the most may be another girl.

In other words, he just wanted to give every girl a home.

Liu Huangnian looked at Yiyi affectionately again, and said softly: "I will always like you."

The second must-have quote for a scumbag: I will always like you.

The word forever, probably to a scumbag, means that the moment it is said, it will be forever.

In the next moment, he will tell you that we are all adults, and the implication is that we have to do our own responsibilities, so we can get together and break up.

In the original text, Liu Huang received a large number of girls in the later period of the year, and the wives in the harem quarreled every day, so he said to his troublesome wife N: "I will tell you clearly today that a man will fall in love with many people. My brain grows on me, you don’t care what I think? As for what I told you before, I’m sorry I forgot all of them, my women will only get more and more, if you don’t like it, please get out of here, a lot of you one."

Iron beat scumbag, flowing feelings.

Originally, I hoped to save the hero's image of a scumbag before he lost his virginity, but now, the necessary quotations for a scumbag are all on the stage, and the heroine, you, a passionate stallion, can't escape.

If you step on a boat, it will capsize sooner or later.

There are thousands of boats under your feet, and you can't turn them over.

The male protagonist is already a scumbag, and Qin Hegui just felt that the bright future has turned dark in an instant.

Doyouwattokowabout scumbag quotes?

"In this case, I'm going to die too. I'm applying to sleep with you. Please arrange it."

Qin Hegui couldn't complain anymore, he had nothing to love, so he slumped limply on the chair, and just said something lightly.