CEO: "I was hammered by my own people."

Xiao Meng nodded: "Is this the rhythm of the peasant uprising?"

"You..." The CEO thought about Xiao Meng's ability to bear it: "Have you ever scolded someone while playing games?"

Xiao Meng shook his head: "Generally speaking, I don't have the time to scold others."

President: "What if your teammates like to open map guns and curse at people?"

Xiao Meng went to the kitchen to wash the vegetables: "Then I will consider releasing the animals."

President: "What if...that teammate is a support?"

Xiaomeng picks up the kitchen knife and cuts vegetables quickly: "Well, the fifth player of our competitive teammate is a map cannon support, is that what you mean?"

CEO: "No way, 40% of my company are... fighters."

Xiaomeng nodded: "I guess I know who the hot-mouthed assistant on the map of the whole district is."

The president was very sad to leave such a bad influence on Xiaomeng: "You can't help but scold back when the time comes."

Xiao Meng turned on the gas stove: "I can give you two more tricks if you have time to curse."

The CEO was surprised: "Are you so Buddhist?"

"Neither," he put on his apron, "because he hates others and doesn't hate me."

The president couldn't help standing up and applauding him: "Are you so strong?! Let's try to play 5V5 tonight!"

"Okay," Xiao Meng poured water into the pot: "Anyway, the contract expires after the competition."

The president felt a heart attack in an instant, how could he still remember this episode!

The fishing ban period has passed and today there is a fried small hairtail on the table. Xiao Meng fried both sides and then poured some old soy sauce into the pot for color and flavor; the soup is carrot and corn ribs soup, since the president is not interested in carrots , Xiao Meng thoughtfully cut the carrots into small cubes, making sure that there were carrots floating in every mouthful of the soup.Another dish is fried pork with chicken leg mushrooms, which looks very appetizing.The CEO voluntarily turns on the rice cooker, sticks to empty plates, and is grateful for the countdown meals.

Xiao Meng gnawed at the hairtail: "Boss, today is the deadline for the city war, should you sign up?"

The president nodded: "Well, I have signed up, and I can apply for the competition next week."

Xiao Meng spat out a row of thorns: "I can probably understand the city battle, that is, if the competitive match is 5v5, do you use your own number to fight?"

President: "It is said that in a venue, the equipment is ready-made for you. You can pick it yourself. Sign up first and go to the audition. After the audition, a champion of the regional server will go to the organizer to fight. Now we are 16 big Well, the competition is pretty big.”

Xiao Meng narrowed his eyes: "That's a lot of pressure, and your equipment advantage will not come out."

The CEO poked the bowl with his chopsticks: "Is this what you think I am?"

Xiaomeng: "Nonsense, I believe that those who are better than you can line up from my place to the door of your unit."

The president was shocked: "Are you so confident in me?"

Xiao Meng's gaze suddenly became very far-reaching: "It's really not good, just change 4 to 5."

The president is choking now, this is just playing tricks on me!

After eating and playing games for a while, the president got up and went back to work, and Xiaomeng was going to pet and feed the cats. Everyone played the game at 6 o'clock in the evening. The president first pulled everyone's WeChat accounts into a group , and then enable group voice.

Xiao Meng was adjusting the mic over there, when he heard a particularly beating voice appearing in the earphones.

Zhangchou's voice is actually quite pleasant, but he is particularly inarticulate: "Hey, which little sister is breastfeeding me today?"

Xiao Meng looked at him standing next to her in the game, and couldn't help zooming in to see what he looked like. The game pinched his face like a dog, but he didn't know why his mouth was so stinky.

Xiao Meng thought for a while: "Me."

Zhangchou was drinking water at this time, and couldn't hold back when he heard Xiaomeng's voice: "Wow, brother, playing the monster number! Come and let my brother touch his butt to see if his butt is up!"

The president subconsciously hated himself for not opening a voice room in order to save trouble.

Before he even opened his mouth, he heard Xiaomeng's particularly calm response: "Fortunately, compared with you, I'm willing to bow down."

"Pfft..." Now it was Xiao Wu's turn to spray, "Wait a minute, my keyboard is not waterproof, I'll change it."

Zhangchou felt like he was a match: "Brother, what a fool! I heard that you were hired by my boss to play games for the boss, why don't we cut two games first?"

Xiaomeng thought about it for a while and put on the anti-injury set talent tree and equipment: "Okay, do you want to wear thicker clothes, I'm afraid it will punch your intestines out later, and you won't be able to play on the World Channel tonight."

Zhangchou: "It's just intestines. Do you want it? If you want it, I'll get you one. You wash it and cook it."

Xiaomeng: "Don't, I'm afraid of contagious diseases. It's hard for me to be a human being. Now I have swine flu. It's going to be too difficult."

Yi Yan just put on the earphones at this time and couldn't help laughing: "Okay, half a catty is right. I think you can chat and harass each other when you can't beat each other."

Zhangchou: "Brother, how old are you this year? Why don't we ask for help! Talk all over the world!"

Xiao Meng directly refused: "No, I finally went to heaven and don't want to go back to the pigsty."

The president was dumbfounded: "I didn't expect you to have a talent for tongue twisters and talk shows!"

[Secret chat] Xiao Meng: I know this person, he helped me in the field before.

The president is very uncomfortable. What do you mean I helped you in the wild?Do you still want to recall the future of the two of you?

Zhangchou: "Don't talk, don't talk, hurry up, I have to go to the nightclub to play disco at night."

CEO: "So the reason why you run away at 5 o'clock every day is to go to a nightclub to disco?"

Zhang Qiu said confidently: "That's not true! Nightclubs are places where the exchange of gossip is concentrated! Going to nightclubs once is fun, and going to nightclubs is always fun!"

Xiaomeng has a team leader hanging on his body: "Who will line up?"

CEO: "You row, you row, I have black hands. Every now and then, the five hell nurses on the opposite side hit me on the head."

After the picture was finished, it was just as the president said, opposite to the Five Hell Nanny newspaper team, which was the most popular server in the region, and it took about three hours.

Zhangchou couldn't help sighing: "Take a sip of the poisonous milk! Show off, boss!"

The president has already buried his face in the mouse pad, how the hell can he establish a normal image in front of Xiaomeng!

Zhangchou laughed: "Why do I feel that the five little sisters opposite me have such long legs?"

Xiao Meng: "Ah, there are five fat homesteaders on the opposite side."

Zhangchou received a critical blow of [-] points: "Brother, how do you know?"

Xiao Meng calmly opened the equipment of Hell Nanny on the opposite side: "Because when I used to hang out in Internet cafes, they sat five in a row, each starting at 180 catties."

Yi Yan: "Is it so exciting?"

Xiaomeng: "Yeah, there is also a soft girl who is acting like a baby, and all the Internet cafes can hear her acting like a baby."

[Recent Chat] Pink Cat Mi: [Great Qin Empire] Brother~ Let me just grab it QUQ

[Recent Chat] Nima is flying in the sky: Let Nima stink!Is it okay for a fat man to stick his tongue straight? Sdhuifnswiugfbnqa237h56392873ytr3462qw67)^&%$$&(&%E

At this time, Zhang Chou had already started scolding the Twelve Company, so that the other party couldn't even squeeze in the chat box.

Xiaomeng: "Is he so fast? Is there a swearing note on the desktop, and when you need to swear, you just copy it in?"

Zhangchou was very unconvinced: "Listen to the sound of me typing on the keyboard, okay? I don't need to copy and paste!"

CEO: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The secretary couldn't help complaining: "Actually, the boss is the repeater..."

Yi Yan: "Let's not talk about the opportunity, civilized you and me."

Xiao Meng couldn't help but sighed: "This team is hopeless. Brother, you should chat with them recently, and hit the ugliest of them first. Just the one with the least number of IDs."

The eyes of the five of them were all focused on the honeyduoer opposite. The other party bought a whole body covered in pink, which really looked so sweet and sad.

Xiaomeng: "Assign a task. Miss Wu is staring at that honey thing. Boss, you can hit whatever you want. They will pick out one of the five and grind them to death slowly. Basically, they won't kill you first. Brother Ah Fei, come here It’s time to stay away from me and jump around, don’t stick to my perspective to block my treatment, I know you have a lot of traps and thieves, and you won’t die in a short while. If Mr. Yi has a cd, throw a group bomb, this one can fight.”

Everyone listened to Xiaomeng's sigh, and looked at the dreamy reality of the opposite game, the five-person group of dead fat house, and a bad picture inevitably appeared in their minds.

President: "This game is so difficult to play. I will definitely not play this city battle tournament after I finish it!"

Xiao Wu comforted him: "Only a few people are perverted, and others are normal."

Zhangchou: "I'll go up and smash them right away!"

Yi Yan: "I feel that Zhangchou is the most emotional, what's going on?"

Xiaomeng: "You can see the recent chat."

[Recent Chat] Honey Doll: Please don’t beat me, Oni-chan (′,,?ω?,,') I’m still young, let me give you a hand, how are we in QY? Oni-chan~, ,???,,

Yi Yan: "Are there so many crazy people who play games now? What does QY mean?"

Xiao Meng very calmly gave a control to the person with the longest ID on the opposite side: "It's a QQ friend."

The secretary frowned: "What's wrong with adding QQ friends? I haven't played games for too long, and I'm out of track with this era!"

Xiaomeng: "Oh, and then he can send you leg photos, and the black silk and white silk can also speak to you, [-]% soft girl voice, many people can't help but buy things for him."

CEO: "Why do you know this routine so well?"

Xiao Meng smiled: "Because

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