Oops!The boss checks my leveling situation!

Xi, even play games with me, that means you agree with me. "

The secretary looked deeply at the traffic light and stopped the car: "Then what are you going to do?"

The president raised his head: "Is it true that you are all thinking in your heart, persuading me not to work hard and stop tossing?"

The secretary shook his head: "Maybe other people think so, but I want to escort you!"

The president smiled: "Your life is also very difficult, I know."

Secretary: "And what do you know?"

"I have to work hard..." He paused, "Work hard, and be a good leader like he said."

He came alone today. Although he spent a long time mentally building up in the car, he was still nervous. He even went to Dr. Zheng to get a leave note and put it in the car for later use.

Sure enough, it worked.

After brushing his teeth, Xiao Meng looked at the time: "Boss, have you asked for leave all day?"

The president hummed a little without confidence, while sneaking a glance at him from the corner of his eye to see his reaction.

Xiao Meng reached for the canvas bag: "Then I'm going out to buy groceries, do you have anything to eat?"

The president shook his head: "No, you can do whatever you want." I won't ask any more.

Xiaomeng did a good job of asking through the sick lion's mouth, but at this moment he was still a little dazed: "Are you sure?"

The president hummed firmly: "I'll eat whatever you eat, there's no need to do anything special."

Xiao Meng put down the bag, walked to the president, and saw him playing games with a serious face. He mustered up his courage and stretched out his hand to pinch the president's face.

The president tilted his head to look at him dully, which caused the screen to turn gray all of a sudden before he could press the skill in his hand.

He was beaten to death in the wild.

The president was dumbfounded: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Meng frowned: "Am I not dreaming?"

CEO: "Did you have a dream...why pinch me?"

Xiaomeng: "To be honest, I had a dream two days ago. I dreamed that you, the boss, had been replaced by someone. You courted me very seriously with flowers, saying that I was the only one in this world who loved me, and that I would give birth to another." football team."

The president said with a dark face: "I'm a man... how could I give you a football team!" Everything else is right except for this!

Xiao Meng patted him on the shoulder: "So it's a dream, and the dreams are all fake."

The CEO couldn't help but think of other places: "Can you still dream of me in your dreams?"

Xiao Meng nodded and sighed: "Yes, after all, you have been the most frequent visitor in the past six months."

President: "I..."

Xiao Meng looked at him and hesitated: "I can see that you seem to be trying hard to control, but it is obvious that you have stepped into another extreme."

President: "What do you mean?"

Xiaomeng: "Maybe the two of us are not very accurate in how we treat our friends. What I said before may have been a bit heavy, so you...how to put it, don't be so airy."

"You think I was too much before, but now..." He couldn't describe it: "Then what about me now?"

Xiaomeng: "Now that you have been rectified, I hope that you use games as a tool to assist relaxation. You may have been too addicted to work before. But now you are too tense to relax, and you may collapse again one day. My friend The relationship between them may be the same."

Xiaomeng thought about it for a while: "I have very few friends, and it is possible that I will say the wrong thing someday when I get emotional."

President: "Then let me ask you..."

He remembered the question from the psychological counseling teacher that day.

Xiao Meng had already prepared for the worst, he nodded: "You ask."

CEO: "You feel love..." He was anxious and tentative: "What should it look like? If you plan to fall in love, what kind of girl would you choose? Or when you decide to get married, the girl you decide to spend your whole life with" What will it be like?"

The president's expression was very sincere, which made Xiaomeng feel at ease and even wanted to write an essay on love: "Is there a big difference between falling in love and getting married?"

The CEO nodded: "It's very big. Only 1% can join hands with their first love and enter into a happy marriage."

Xiao Meng: "Is it so rare? It's beyond expectation. If it were me, I would be more inclined to find someone who can marry."

The president poured out his own thoughts: "So I might plan not to fall in love before getting married, and go directly to find a marriage that can make a living."

Xiaomeng's brain suddenly twitched: "Is it irrelevant to gender?"

The president pursed his lips: "Well, it has nothing to do with gender."

40. Brother, don't stop me from healing

The two looked at each other for a long time, Xiaomeng's mind was blank, and he felt as if something was knocking on the Tianling cover.The confession scenes that I have encountered in my life in my mind seem to be not too different from this.

It's just not made clear.

The president was taken aback by his boldness, and tried to give the other party and himself a step up: "It's ten o'clock, why don't you go?"

Xiao Meng Rumeng just woke up, turned around and glanced at the clock on the wall, it was 9:15.

He nodded: "well, there will be no food any later, so I'm going out."

The president breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes."

Xiao Meng hesitated for a moment: "You really don't have anything to eat?"

CEO: "I want to eat anything you cook."

Xiao Meng: "Sounds scary, I know."

He walked out as fast as he could, fearing embarrassment to keep up with him.

The president looked outside the door, mixed with the dust blown up by the wind and the cars and the crowd at the bottom of the city. He seemed to hear some inarticulate curses, which marked the beginning of the day.

He hesitated for a moment, got up and closed the door, so as not to let the dust from outside float in, and let Xiaomeng come back to mop the floor again.

He looked at the computer. Today is the deadline for signing up for the city war. If you miss it, you probably won't be able to sign up.He took a deep breath for a while, took out his ID card, clicked on the official website for real-name authentication, and registered his guild.

In fact, he has someone in mind for the fifth player in the competition, but he has never dared to introduce him to Xiaomeng.The fifth person's name is Zhang Qiu, according to the current classification, he is a straight male cancer, he is always a keyboard warrior bombarding stars from all walks of life, typing codes every day and swearing, such as "Damn it, gay is wrong, Your mother rushed to sleep with me under the quilt" and other flirtatious words, being hammered into a younger brother and still not forgetting to make flirts on the current channel, even trying to adjust the best position to see the underwear of the female account.

Hey, this brother hasn't been hammered into the center of the earth and is completely confused, probably because he has excellent skills. An assistant plays games like parkour every day, jumping up and down, throwing his own trap when others approach, and then jumping He was chatting flirtatiously nearby, and he always wanted to have some wrestling and other sports discussions with other people's parents.

But he is the strongest pure assistant in the whole gang, and he was strongly recommended by the head of the technical department, which made the president really embarrassed.

Let it in and brainwash Xiaomeng, what should I do!After finally expressing and hinting to pave the way, suddenly the brother took a sip of the poisoned milk, and then Xiaomeng agreed, and he was directly finished!

He took out his mobile phone: "Yi Yan, if I let Zhang Qiu join our competitive team, will I be gone tomorrow?"

Yi Yan poured himself a glass of American style: "I think it's not just tomorrow, it might be cold for the rest of my life."

CEO: "Hey, the group of unsatisfied people in the technical department, why don't they play as a support, only Zhangchou is the support! This is so stinky! The last time I stood behind him, I heard him scolding you Dad is flying in the sky, your mother is chasing him on the ground, and you are picking up ashes in the trash."

Yi Yan pondered for a while: "Why don't you give it a try and take two fighters out for a competitive match? I believe your pressure will be much less."

CEO: "Don't pretend that I don't know what you mean, that I am trash! You don't deserve to take me!"

Yi Yan: "I didn't say anything. It's all your imagination, boss. I abide by principles and act sincerely."

CEO: "Let me think about it again... I really can't do it. I'll tape his mouth up then."

He hung up the phone, opened the WeChat group group, searched for a wave of Zhang Qiu, and clicked into the two-person chat dialog box reluctantly.

CEO: Zhangchou, are you free tonight?

Zhangchou: No time.

The president resisted the urge to call and scold him: click on the configuration to prepare for the upcoming competition.

Zhangchou: No time.

President: Don't pretend that I don't know that you packed your things and ran away at 5:6 p.m.!Your technical department obviously closes at [-]:[-]!

Zhangchou: Boss, I have to rush to put incense on the grave of Qiu's family, I really don't have time.

President: Where is the grave?I'll buy you a carload of incense and pour it in and burn it. It's okay to blow him up directly in your grave.

Zhangchou: Okay, then I'm free. What's the matter, boss?

President: Get ready to play 5v5 at night.

Zhangchou: May I know about the configuration, boss?I'm afraid it will be 5 against 1 at that time.

President: Are you so self-aware?

Zhangchou: I can still handle this. I'm afraid that if my talent tree is revealed, you may be beaten the whole time, boss.

The CEO almost vomited blood in front of the phone: What the hell are you flying?

Zhangchou: Oh, this is one of the few attack skills that we support. I will give you a continuation, and you will continue to help me resist being beaten, but your attack will go up! Boss!

President: Let's talk about it at night. Anyway, after 6 o'clock, you can figure out what to do. You don't have to come after the next year.

Zhangchou: Cheng Chengcheng, I must make sure right away.

The president turned off his mobile phone, and couldn't hold back his sulking.

Why do you recruit this kind of psychopath every day!Made me crazy too!

When Xiaomeng came back, he saw that the CEO's face was full of lovelessness: "Have you been hammered again?"