I was calculated by the alpaca

Mingming laughed like a fool on the way back, but as soon as he entered the house, Xia Yan went back to his room and locked the door.

Ling Zhe tried to lift his legs and pull the doorknob, but the door didn't open...

Forget it, ignore him and ignore him, anyway, he still has his own entertainment.

Ling Zhe lay on the sofa and thought about his current situation. He felt that since he could recover his human form for a while, he might be able to return to his human form again, but this matter... he obviously couldn't do it by himself.

Need someone to help...

As for the candidate... He is now a domestic alpaca, and it seems that Xia Yan can only be chosen.

And...Xia Yan also has a weird system.

Maybe... that system can help him regain his human form in any way?

Although Ling Zhe thought so in his heart, he also knew that whether it was his time travel, becoming an alpaca, or Xia Yan's possession of the system, none of them could be casually told to others.

Xia Yan has scruples, and so does Ling Zhe.

So...he had to make Xia Yan believe him first.

Ling Zhe is a man of action, he does whatever comes to his mind, and never procrastinates.

Finding a blind spot for surveillance, Ling Zhe took out his tablet, registered a Weibo account for himself, and then started sending private messages to Xia Yan.

I really want to live another 500 years: Hello, anchor, I like your live broadcast very much. I also raise alpacas and want to share my experience with you.

After typing these words with great difficulty, Ling Zhe felt that he should watch the video for a while, typing or something, it was too difficult for the alpaca.

Ling Zhe did not receive a reply to this private message until the next day.

Ling Zhe thought, probably too many people sent Xia Yan private messages, so he didn't see it.

It doesn't matter, as long as I post enough, the shit shovel officer will definitely see it.

Ling Zhe cheered himself up while holding the tablet computer to watch anime.

He couldn't give up, after all, the shit shovel officer was his only hope.

For several days in a row, Ling Zhe took some time to send Ling Zhe a few private messages every day——

I really want to live another 500 years: Hello, anchor, today's live broadcast is very interesting, but I think your alpaca seems to be of low quality today, you can try...

I really want to live another 500 years: Hello, anchor, today’s live broadcast is still very interesting. You said that there is a lack of live broadcast materials. I have a few ideas here for you to refer to. The following...

Every day, Ling Zhe would give some good suggestions on Xia Yan's live broadcast content that day, and would encourage Xia Yan every time, playing the image of an enthusiastic audience very well.

After going on like this for more than ten days, finally, Ling Zhe received Xia Yan's reply.

Feel sleepy in summer: Thank you for your likes and suggestions, can you add a WeChat to communicate?My WeChat ID is XXXXX.

When receiving this reply, Ling Zhe smiled: I really am a scheming alpaca planner.

Ling Zhe added Xia Yan's WeChat, and he set himself up as a person who raises alpacas. He will share some interesting stories about raising alpacas with Xia Yan, and will also tell him some alpaca preferences.

Of course, most of them are made up by Ling Zhe, but this is not important, the important thing is... The method Ling Zhe said works well in Xia Yan's practice.

Xia Yan originally had the mentality of giving it a try, but he didn't expect that all his pets would buy it, and every time he would give him a little favor, which made Xia Yan introduce the netizen "I really want to live another 500 years" as a confidant, and the two The scope of chat is also getting wider and wider.

Xia Yan felt that this netizen really liked her very much. The chat between the two of them was always very pleasant, except for one thing...the typing was too slow, even an 80-year-old old man would not dare to do so slowly.

Ling Zhe looked at the question sent by Xia Yan, then looked at his legs, and snorted: I cut off your hand, can you try typing fast?

Although complaining in his heart, Ling Zhe still replied slowly.

I really want to live another 500 years: I'm on a business trip these two days, let's make an appointment when I come back.

Get sleepy when summer comes: OK, when the time comes, I’ll bring the little tyrant, and you bring your alpaca too… By the way, I haven’t asked whether your alpaca is male or female, and what its name is ?

I really want to live another 500 years: Mother, it's called Coke.

I get sleepy in summer: Coke, it’s good to call it Coke, my tyrant is cute and drinks Coke, and he even grabbed me to drink Coke before.

Ling Zhe watched Xia Yan complaining about himself again, so he silently made a comparison to the shit shovel officer in his heart. It seems that the skills have become less and less familiar recently, and the shit shovel officer is almost floating in the sky now.

When Ling Zhe was thinking this way, he heard the sound of Xia Yan opening the door, and with a push of his front hoof, he hid the tablet.

"Little guy, let me tell you something happy."

As soon as Xia Yan opened the door, she went straight to Ling Zhe, with a naive smile on her face.

Ling Zhe couldn't help but want to cover his face.

Xia Yan is actually very good-looking, with handsome and three-dimensional features. Even His Majesty the Emperor, who has seen countless beauties, can't find any problems with Xia Yan's appearance, but the problem is... Xia Yan makes people feel naive and cheap for no reason. Yes, Ling Zhe couldn't help but want to spit at him.

Hmm... Ling Zhe doesn't admit that it's because he is an alpaca that he likes to spit, this must be the shit-shoveling officer's problem!

Ling Zhe's neck moved, looked at Xia Yan, and motioned for him to continue.

Xia Yan's request is also very low, as long as Ling Zhe can respond, he will be very happy.

"It's like this. I met a netizen who had a good chat on the Internet, and I'm planning to set up an area in a few days. He also has an alpaca, which is a female. We will bring our pets there... ..."

After Xia Yan finished speaking, she couldn't help reaching out to Ling Zhe's little tail, and rubbed it vigorously: "How is it, Dad treats you well, and even helped you find a wife, you have to work hard!"

Ling Zhe: ...

Ling Zhe:! ! !

Good guy!

Thanks to this netizen I pretended to be, otherwise...

Thinking about it, Ling Zhe felt a chill. If the shit-shoveling officer really finds himself a ewe, then...will he be molested by the alpaca!

Thinking about it this way, Ling Zhe felt goosebumps all over his body, no, it seems that returning to an adult has to be put on the agenda!But... In his current situation, is it really okay to ask Xia Yan to meet?

Ling Zhe was very confused...

Ling Zhe is still struggling, but Xia Yan has already turned on the live broadcast on his mobile phone.

"Hello everyone, summer is here, everyone must feel very hot. After seeing the tyrant's hair... I feel hot even looking at it, so today I am going to become Mr. Tony and shave the tyrant."

Xia Yan's opening immediately aroused the interest of netizens.

[Hahahahahaha... the anchor who hasn't watched it for three days has been spat on, and it's nostalgic. 】

[Humble anchor, die online! 】

[The little tyrant has a bad temper, host, take it easy. 】

【Am I the only one expressing my anticipation hahahaha】

【Looking forward to +1】

[Expectation + ID number. 】

Ling Zhe was still immersed in his own thoughts at this time, and he never expected that Xia Yan had already set his sights on him.

Seeing the exquisite fruit plate brought by Xia Yan, he thought it was just a normal meal. However, when he was eating it, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and turned his head to look...

Good guy, I'm actually bald...

"Little guy, you continue to eat, don't worry, Dad's handicraft is very good, and it won't hurt."

Ling Zhe: "He——tui!"

The action of spitting does not need to go through the brain, Ling Zhe is about to die of anger, is this a problem of craftsmanship?This makes him bald!

[It's started. 】

【The tyrant is going to die of anger after only shaving a piece, if he shaves more...】

[One minute of silence for the host... Hahahahahaha. 】

Most of the netizens on the bullet screen were gloating. Although Xia Yan knew what they were laughing at, he still shaved the little guy. Alpacas are not resistant to cold and heat, and he still hopes that the little guy can have a pleasant summer.

"Little guy, you eat yours, I'll shave mine."

Ling Zhe: ...

I know that you are shaving me, and you think I can still eat with peace of mind.

Ling Zhe got up and jumped off the sofa. He didn't eat any more. He shaved off his hair after eating fruit, so what else would he eat?

Although it was not what he wanted to become an alpaca, since they were all alpacas now, Ling Zhe still cherished his fur.

Ling Zhe shook his body, walked to the full-length mirror, and saw the shaved part of his body...it was so ugly!

Even if it becomes an alpaca, it is still natural to love beauty, which makes Ling Zhe very unacceptable to such an ugly self.

"Little guy, don't run away! I promise it will be soon."

As soon as Ling Zhe ran, Xia Yan chased after him. Ling Zhe looked at the living room. It was only this big anyway. If he simply ran, he would be caught sooner or later. He has experience in this, so...

Ling Zhe started circling around the tea table, he was going to make Xia Yan faint.

"Little guy, you..."

Xia Yan was completely dissipated by Ling Zhe, it was just a haircut, as for playing tricks with him?

Oh no, he's a little dizzy.

Sure enough, the place at home is too small to display it.

"Chirp~ah~"

Ling Zhe let out a mocking sound.

What a joke, if he didn't run away, wouldn't he be waiting for Xia Yan to shave him off?

While running, Ling Zhe thought of another thing. This is not just a matter of beauty and ugliness. Now that he is covered in fur, His Majesty can temporarily forget that he is not wearing any clothes at all, but if After shaving his hair, his body...

Although Ling Zhe didn't wear any clothes when he turned into a human form at night, the lights were turned off anyway. If the lights were on during the day, he might be dragged out by Xia Yan...

Just thinking about it, Ling Zhe felt ashamed!

no!This hair must not be shaved!

He is a decent emperor, and he can't afford to lose this person.

Ling Zhe was still spinning around, but Xia Yan was being dizzy by him, so he simply stood on the coffee table, then condescendingly, and threw himself on Ling Zhe's body.

Ling Zhe:! ! !

Being crushed by Xia Yan, Ling Zhe couldn't escape even if he wanted to.

"Chirp—"

Ling Zhe's cry became miserable.

However, Xia Yan took out the razor while smiling, and smiled meanly: "Little guy, you can't escape today."