I was calculated by the alpaca

Shit-shoveling officer Xia Yan found helplessly that his little pet was depressed.

It has been 3 minutes since he came to grab his food, so he must be hungry!

"Little tyrant, do you want to eat? Your favorite ham sausage, and the Coke you want to drink, just talk to me!"

When Ling Zhe saw the excrement shovel officer coming to tempt him with food, he didn't even bother to raise his eyelids.

Ah!Stupid human beings!

Just forced me to shave my hair, and now you want to buy me with some food?

Even if I'm starving to death, I won't eat what's in your hand!

Ling Zhe let out a breath from his nose, then turned his head and pointed his butt at Xia Yan.

Xia Yan: ...

"Are you really angry?"

"Don't be angry, okay, I'm really doing it for your own good, summer is too hot, you have such thick hair, what should you do if you suffer from heat stroke?"

Xia Yan pinched Ling Zhe's little tail with his fingers, and shook it lightly.

Ling Zhe turned his head suddenly, and gave Xia Yan a fierce look: If you wag my tail again, I will bite you to death!

Ling Zhe's sudden appearance stunned Xia Yan.

In Ling Zhe's imagination, his expression was so fierce that the shit-shoveling officer should have been frightened by him.

In fact, Xia Yan was only made cute by Ling Zhe.

How can the little guy be so cute?

Xia Yan couldn't help rubbing Ling Zhe's soft tail again, it was so kind.

Out of selfishness, when shaving Ling Zhe, Xia Yan didn't shave the hair on the tail, anyway, the tail wouldn't be hot... Well, probably...

Ling Zhe: "Chirp~" I'm super fierce!

Ling Zhe felt annoyed that Xia Yan was dangling in front of him all the time, he was already so ugly, he didn't want to see anyone, let alone Xia Yan, the culprit.

He jumped off the sofa, went to his alpaca room very rarely, and closed the door behind him.

Xia Yan: ...

It's a joke, my pet shut me out...

Many times, Xia Yan felt that his little pet seemed to be really human. Although he had never acted as a pet before, pets who were smart enough to be a little tyrant were definitely rare.

Although the little guy got angry with him, Xia Yan still cared about his little pet.Heatstroke prevention measures must be taken well. He prepared a cold sink in the living room, and then turned on the air conditioner in the living room.

After finishing the preparations, Xia Yan came to the door of the alpaca's room, and said softly: "Okay, little guy, if you are really angry with me, I will go back to the room, and you can continue to sleep in the living room. Your room will be hot without air conditioning."

Ling Zhe was lying on her stomach in her room, the floor was very hard, it was really uncomfortable to lie on her stomach.

And...it does get a bit hot without air conditioning.

There are some things in this time and space that are really easy to use, and the air conditioner is one of them.

In previous years, at this time, he should have gone to the Summer Resort.

In this time and space, you only need to press a small remote control.

Ling Zhe listened to the movement outside, and the shit-shoveling officer hadn't moved at all.

snort!This is trying to trick him out!

Ling Zhe is a strong emperor, if he said he was angry with Xia Yan, he would be angry, and he would not go when Xia Yan was in the living room.

After a while, probably after confirming that he really wouldn't come out in Ling Zhe, Xia Yan returned to his room, and he deliberately made the noise loud so that Ling Zhe could hear it.

Ling Zhe: ...

Just childish.

Ling Zhe was really hot. After confirming that Xia Yan had returned to his room, he walked back to the living room.

When he was about to lie down on the sofa, he happened to pass by the full-length mirror placed aside.

Ling Zhe froze for a moment, then looked at himself in the full-length mirror...

what--

I can't see it, it's really ugly!

How could the shaved alpaca be so ugly, it looked like the alien in the alien movie he saw on the computer...

This time Ling Zhe was even more self-contained, how could he be so ugly?

His Majesty the Emperor felt that he had never been so ugly in his life...

Ling Zhe's self-isolation lasted until night...

After a burst of familiar dizziness, Ling Zhe returned to his human form.

He almost couldn't wait to walk to the full-length mirror, and looked at himself in the mirror under the hazy moonlight...

Nothing has changed, he still looks like a good-looking young man.

It seems... shaving has no effect on the human form.

Thinking about it this way, Ling Zhe wanted to become a human sooner, he really didn't want to spend the whole summer with such a stupid shaved face.

Ling Zhe's sadness hadn't lasted a minute before he heard a movement from the shit-shoveling officer's room.

Oops!Why is the shit shoveler coming out at this time?

According to Ling Zhe's observations over the past few days, Xia Yan usually sleeps very badly, and his sleep quality is also very good. If he is not awakened by urine, generally speaking, he can sleep until dawn.

Why today...

Oh, Ling Zhe remembered.

Because I was angry today and didn't want to see Xia Yan appear in front of me, so Xia Yan rarely came out after entering the room, so now...

Do yourself a favor!

There's no time... When Ling Zhe's mind was thinking about these questions, his body followed instinct and started looking for a suitable place to hide.

Xia Yan can't find out now, but when he got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and found that there was a naked man in the house, no one would think it normal.

Ling Zhe made a decisive decision and climbed out from the balcony window.

It was at this time that Xia Yan came out of the bedroom.

He went to the toilet first, and when he came out after washing his hands, he wanted to look at Ling Zhe by the sofa in the living room... It turned out that his little pet was not there.

"Little tyrant? Little tyrant!"

At this moment, Ling Zhe was still hanging on the window, and the night wind was blowing on his naked body. Even though it was summer, he still felt... chilly.

Ling Zhe thought Xia Yan, you should go to bed quickly, but Xia Yan is a responsible master.

He rushed to the gate in a hurry, and after seeing that the door was still locked, he felt a little relieved, as long as he didn't run out, at least he was still at home.

He wasn't in the living room and didn't run out, that is... in his own room.

When Xia Yan thought of it, Ling Zhe also thought of it.

Ling Zhe really convinced Xia Yan, why didn't he sleep well at night, wasn't this intentionally causing trouble for him?

He was outside the window of the balcony, looking at the window of his alpaca's room... The window and the door are open, but he jumped over... The distance is still a bit large...

Ling Zhe gritted his teeth, thinking that when he was in his own country, he also went to the battlefield and learned martial arts, so there was no reason why he couldn't jump over such a window sill.

Ling Zhe jumped, jumped into his alpaca room from the window, and rolled two circles on the ground, and finally locked the door of his room before Xia Yan arrived.

Xia Yan outside the door turned the doorknob, but found that it couldn't be opened.

Xia Yan: ...

Who will believe it, his alpaca is sleeping and the door is locked?

Xia Yan lay on the outside of the door and listened to make sure that there was still movement inside. Although the little tyrant still locked the door while he was sleeping was very hurtful, but... as long as it's okay.

"Little guy, don't be angry. It's Dad who is wrong. Dad will make up for you tomorrow."

Xia Yan yawned, and he was relieved knowing that the little pet was fine. Once he let go, he felt very sleepy.

After Xia Yan fell asleep, Ling Zhe sneaked out again. He found the surveillance video and cut out the few sections where he appeared on the surveillance screen because he was too late.

It was really dangerous tonight, I almost fell off the horse.

Ling Zhe rubbed his knees. When he jumped just now, he knocked a little.

I didn't feel too nervous just now, but now that my nerves are relaxed, I feel a little pain in my legs.

Such a day-to-day life is too exciting.

It seems that he is really going to have a showdown with Xia Yan as soon as possible, but what should I say?

Ling Zhe opened WeChat and sent a message to Xia Yan.

I really want to live another 500 years: I will come back the day after tomorrow, can we meet at night the day after tomorrow?

This face base is what Xia Yan has been looking forward to, Ling Zhe doesn't think Xia Yan will refuse, the question now is, where should he go to find out the right clothes first?

Xia Yan's clothes are too big for him, and they are nondescript on his body, and he is worried that Xia Yan will find out if he wears Xia Yan's clothes directly.Even the most nervous people will find out, right?

The next time is Ling Zhe's crazy time to supplement knowledge.

Anger is anger, Ling Zhe still has a sense of propriety, and he has to do more things in the limited time to restore his human form.

Xia Yan got up early the next morning, waking up earlier than usual, mainly because he was a little worried about the little pet.

Seeing Ling Zhe lying on the sofa, he smiled helplessly: "Little guy, do you find it comfortable to sleep on the sofa in the living room?"

When Xia Yan was speaking, he glanced at the door of the alpaca room, and the door was indeed opened.

This little guy is getting more and more powerful now.

Ling Zhe still ignored him, but this time he didn't treat him with his ass. After all, Ling Zhe really didn't like others touching his tail.

"Little guy, it's so hot in summer, shall we go swimming? In order to keep you from getting too hot and not let others see you, Dad specially rented a swimming pool."

Xia Yan got closer to Ling Zhe while talking, he is not short of money.

Although he has been working all the time, whether it is his previous job or his current role as an anchor, Xia Yan actually doesn't make a lot of money, but his quality of life has always been good, and he is not an ordinary working class at all.

"Chirp~" Swimming?

Ling Zhe became a little interested.

Seeing that the little guy was finally willing to talk to him, Xia Yan hugged Ling Zhe closer: "I knew you would like it, let's go! Let's have a good swim today!"

Ling Zhe was put on a leash and Xia Yan took him to the underground parking lot. He didn't realize that he didn't want to go out until his hair was fully grown?Why did he run out the next day after shaving?

"Wang! Wang Wang!"

Just when Ling Zhe was annoyed, a happy dog ​​barked not far away.

A dog owner was really being chased by his own dog, and he didn't know whether it was a person walking the dog or a dog walking a person. He looked very embarrassed, and only one slipper was left on his feet.

Seeing the Erha rushing towards him, Ling Zhe lost his composure instantly. He also broke free from Xia Yan's hand and ran away. He didn't want anyone to see his stupid appearance...