I was calculated by the alpaca
Chapter 2
【Ding!Your pet alpaca's favorability with you is -1, and the current favorability is -99. 】
【warn!warn!The host please take good care of your pet. When the good feeling reaches -100, the achievement of "double death" will be achieved. For the sake of the life of the host and the pet, please take it seriously. 】
When Ling Zhe heard this mechanical sound, he was pushing away the food that Xia Yan handed over for the nth time.
Grass, grass again!
Can't you give him some meat?
Ling Zhe lost his temper, and naturally became more impatient with Xia Yan, but this strange voice...
It was rare for Ling Zhe to cast his eyes on Xia Yan, and he saw Xia Yan's unlovable expression.
"-99? My little ancestor, am I not good enough for you? You actually dropped my favorability from 0 to -99 in just three days?"
"I'm going to die! If I really die with a grass mud horse, it will definitely be on the social news, right? At that time, will everyone think that I died with an alpaca?"
Ling Zhe: ...
Although he didn't understand very well, he was still trying to integrate the information he heard.
According to his observations in the past few days, his current body should be a creature called an alpaca.
When the favorability level reaches -100, they will both die, which means...he and Xia Yan will die together?
Although he didn't know why he heard that strange mechanical voice, Ling Zhe felt that the voice should be speaking to Xia Yan... So, he can no longer reduce his favorability with Xia Yan?
right!How could he die together with a troublemaker like a majestic emperor?
After thinking this through, Ling Zhe brainwashed himself. In fact, he didn't hate Xia Yan that much.
【Ding!Your pet alpaca has +1 favorability with you, and the current favorability is -98. 】
Holding the freshly cooked snail noodles, Xia Yan was about to enjoy the last meal in his life, when he suddenly heard the voice of the system prompting to increase his favorability, his trembling hands almost missed the bowl.
This was the first time he heard the sound of increasing favorability after hearing the system beep 99 times to decrease favorability.It turns out that this broken system is really not broken, and it can increase favorability.
But...why did you suddenly increase your favorability?
Xia Yan walked to Ling Zhe with the bowl in his hand, and asked with some uncertainty, "Little guy, do you want... snail noodles?"
Ling Zhe:! ! !
Is this going to stink me to death?
Ling Zhe was very suspicious, where did the things in Xia Yan's bowl come from?
It stinks!
He wanted to cover his nose, but the reality was that he didn't cover his nose with all four hooves, and the action he made was like-burying shit.
"Little guy, this action of yours really doesn't hurt much, it's extremely insulting!"
Seeing that Ling Zhe really rejected the snail noodles, Xia Yan finally took the snail noodles away.
Although he was very puzzled by the sudden addition of a little favorability, he was also afraid that he had overdone it, and the little favorability that was finally added was gone...
After eating snail noodles, Xia Yan made a very important decision, he decided to resign.
During the three days since he picked up Ling Zhe, Xia Yan was not doing well at work, his sympathy level was constantly adjusted, and the little guy didn't eat, drink, or mess around, it was simply challenging his limits.
If the little guy starves to death, will he die with him?
Xia Yan still couldn't figure out why he was suddenly bound to a "perfect pet" system?
Although it is very puzzling, the fact is that he is bound to this alpaca?
Ling Zhe watched the expression on Xia Yan's face change very wonderfully, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
The man's bowl was really very, very smelly, but amidst the bursts of stench, a scent suddenly wafted out - meat!
Ling Zhe's expression brightened instantly.
He ran over at the fastest speed, and didn't mind that Xia Yan had already bitten the ham sausage, so he opened his mouth and quickly took away the remaining ham sausage.
Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew——
The Q bomb ham sausage shattered in the mouth.
The teeth and cheeks remain fragrant, with endless aftertaste.
Ling Zhe wanted to roll happily on the ground!
So delicious!
What if I can no longer eat meat?
After seeing that every meal was made of grass, now a small ham sausage moved Ling Zhe to tears.
At this moment, Xia Yan, who was in a daze because the ham sausage was taken away, finally came back to his senses.
But then there was a bigger question: aren't alpacas herbivores?Why... seems to have a soft spot for ham sausage?Although there is not much meat in the ham sausage, but...
Ling Zhe watched as Xia Yan hurriedly called the veterinarian. In the past few days, the man's favorite thing to do was to call the veterinarian besides feeding him grass.
"Yes, it hasn't eaten in the past few days. I bought the freshest grass and leaves, hay, and raw corn and peanuts that are said to be the favorite of alpacas. I haven't touched them all, and only drank a few Saliva, and hot water, too cold to drink.”
"Well, that's right. But it grabbed half of my ham sausage today, and I enjoyed it very much."
"No, it doesn't poop or urinate! The 'toilet' I bought for it is clean... I'm so worried!"
Ling Zhe looked at Xia Yan holding a small cube, as if answering questions.
He is quite curious about this small cube that seems to be able to communicate with people.
It's a pity that he is just an alpaca, otherwise he would also want a small cube of that to play with.
When Ling Zhe was regretting, Xia Yan had already finished the phone call. He knelt down and stood in front of Ling Zhe, hugged the alpaca's head, and posted a deep post: "Little guy, the master will go to the company to resign tomorrow, and then he will take care of you." Taking care of you, I don't believe I can't take care of you! Are you very touched?"
"Chirp~" Presumptuous!
"Chirp~" Get out!
Along with Ling Zhe's two calls, the system's notification sounded at the same time——
【Ding!Your pet alpaca's favorability with you is -1, and the current favorability is -99. 】
Xia Yan: ...
Can you still have fun?
Ling Zhe twisted her neck: I'm going to rest, kneel down.
【warn!warn!The host please take good care of your pet. When the good feeling reaches -100, the achievement of "double death" will be achieved. For the sake of the life of the host and the pet, please take it seriously. 】
When Ling Zhe heard this mechanical sound, he was pushing away the food that Xia Yan handed over for the nth time.
Grass, grass again!
Can't you give him some meat?
Ling Zhe lost his temper, and naturally became more impatient with Xia Yan, but this strange voice...
It was rare for Ling Zhe to cast his eyes on Xia Yan, and he saw Xia Yan's unlovable expression.
"-99? My little ancestor, am I not good enough for you? You actually dropped my favorability from 0 to -99 in just three days?"
"I'm going to die! If I really die with a grass mud horse, it will definitely be on the social news, right? At that time, will everyone think that I died with an alpaca?"
Ling Zhe: ...
Although he didn't understand very well, he was still trying to integrate the information he heard.
According to his observations in the past few days, his current body should be a creature called an alpaca.
When the favorability level reaches -100, they will both die, which means...he and Xia Yan will die together?
Although he didn't know why he heard that strange mechanical voice, Ling Zhe felt that the voice should be speaking to Xia Yan... So, he can no longer reduce his favorability with Xia Yan?
right!How could he die together with a troublemaker like a majestic emperor?
After thinking this through, Ling Zhe brainwashed himself. In fact, he didn't hate Xia Yan that much.
【Ding!Your pet alpaca has +1 favorability with you, and the current favorability is -98. 】
Holding the freshly cooked snail noodles, Xia Yan was about to enjoy the last meal in his life, when he suddenly heard the voice of the system prompting to increase his favorability, his trembling hands almost missed the bowl.
This was the first time he heard the sound of increasing favorability after hearing the system beep 99 times to decrease favorability.It turns out that this broken system is really not broken, and it can increase favorability.
But...why did you suddenly increase your favorability?
Xia Yan walked to Ling Zhe with the bowl in his hand, and asked with some uncertainty, "Little guy, do you want... snail noodles?"
Ling Zhe:! ! !
Is this going to stink me to death?
Ling Zhe was very suspicious, where did the things in Xia Yan's bowl come from?
It stinks!
He wanted to cover his nose, but the reality was that he didn't cover his nose with all four hooves, and the action he made was like-burying shit.
"Little guy, this action of yours really doesn't hurt much, it's extremely insulting!"
Seeing that Ling Zhe really rejected the snail noodles, Xia Yan finally took the snail noodles away.
Although he was very puzzled by the sudden addition of a little favorability, he was also afraid that he had overdone it, and the little favorability that was finally added was gone...
After eating snail noodles, Xia Yan made a very important decision, he decided to resign.
During the three days since he picked up Ling Zhe, Xia Yan was not doing well at work, his sympathy level was constantly adjusted, and the little guy didn't eat, drink, or mess around, it was simply challenging his limits.
If the little guy starves to death, will he die with him?
Xia Yan still couldn't figure out why he was suddenly bound to a "perfect pet" system?
Although it is very puzzling, the fact is that he is bound to this alpaca?
Ling Zhe watched the expression on Xia Yan's face change very wonderfully, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
The man's bowl was really very, very smelly, but amidst the bursts of stench, a scent suddenly wafted out - meat!
Ling Zhe's expression brightened instantly.
He ran over at the fastest speed, and didn't mind that Xia Yan had already bitten the ham sausage, so he opened his mouth and quickly took away the remaining ham sausage.
Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew——
The Q bomb ham sausage shattered in the mouth.
The teeth and cheeks remain fragrant, with endless aftertaste.
Ling Zhe wanted to roll happily on the ground!
So delicious!
What if I can no longer eat meat?
After seeing that every meal was made of grass, now a small ham sausage moved Ling Zhe to tears.
At this moment, Xia Yan, who was in a daze because the ham sausage was taken away, finally came back to his senses.
But then there was a bigger question: aren't alpacas herbivores?Why... seems to have a soft spot for ham sausage?Although there is not much meat in the ham sausage, but...
Ling Zhe watched as Xia Yan hurriedly called the veterinarian. In the past few days, the man's favorite thing to do was to call the veterinarian besides feeding him grass.
"Yes, it hasn't eaten in the past few days. I bought the freshest grass and leaves, hay, and raw corn and peanuts that are said to be the favorite of alpacas. I haven't touched them all, and only drank a few Saliva, and hot water, too cold to drink.”
"Well, that's right. But it grabbed half of my ham sausage today, and I enjoyed it very much."
"No, it doesn't poop or urinate! The 'toilet' I bought for it is clean... I'm so worried!"
Ling Zhe looked at Xia Yan holding a small cube, as if answering questions.
He is quite curious about this small cube that seems to be able to communicate with people.
It's a pity that he is just an alpaca, otherwise he would also want a small cube of that to play with.
When Ling Zhe was regretting, Xia Yan had already finished the phone call. He knelt down and stood in front of Ling Zhe, hugged the alpaca's head, and posted a deep post: "Little guy, the master will go to the company to resign tomorrow, and then he will take care of you." Taking care of you, I don't believe I can't take care of you! Are you very touched?"
"Chirp~" Presumptuous!
"Chirp~" Get out!
Along with Ling Zhe's two calls, the system's notification sounded at the same time——
【Ding!Your pet alpaca's favorability with you is -1, and the current favorability is -99. 】
Xia Yan: ...
Can you still have fun?
Ling Zhe twisted her neck: I'm going to rest, kneel down.
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