I was calculated by the alpaca

At 02:30 in the morning, Wan Lai was silent.

"click-click-"

Suddenly, the sound of the door lock turning came from a dark room. After half a sound, the door was opened, and an alpaca came out of the room.

This alpaca is naturally His Majesty the Emperor Ling Zhe. It took him a few days to finally figure out how to open the door, and the experiment was successful tonight.

snort!Stupid troublemaker, do you really think you can keep me in check?

Coming out of his alpaca room, Ling Zhe had a clear goal—the kitchen, the refrigerator.

He was about to starve to death in the past few days, except for the half sausage he snatched during the day, he only drank some hot water. Ling Zhe felt that he needed to save himself, otherwise he would starve to death in a foreign country.

The idea is very good, but the hoof is really not easy to use, which makes His Majesty miss his hands very much.

Back then when I was alone, I didn't think hands were so important. He had so many courtiers serving him, and he didn't need to use his hands, but someone would serve him well, but now...

People, they always miss what they had when they lost it.

His Majesty the Emperor lamented his beautiful past while struggling to open the refrigerator.

The hooves... are hard to lift.

The height of the alpaca... is still too short to open the refrigerator.

After glancing around, Ling Zhe went to the living room again, and pushed a stool over. Then he jumped on the stool and pushed open the refrigerator door with his head.

The refrigerator door was opened, and food and drink filled the entire refrigerator.

Although Xia Yan is a single man, he is a man who can enjoy life, and he can see the breath of life from the refrigerator.

Ling Zhe immediately took a fancy to ham sausage, he had eaten this during the day, it was delicious!

Ling Zhe couldn't name many foods in the refrigerator, especially those packaging bags, which he had never seen before.

Although he couldn't read it, he knew that all the food in the refrigerator was for food. Anyway, there were so many, so let's taste it.

Ling Zhe took out the ham sausage and a few other packages with his mouth, closed the door with his head, put the food on the sofa, and finally pushed the stool back to its original position, and then began to lie down on the sofa to enjoy his supper.

Ling Zhe prefers the thin and crunchy ones for the food in packaging bags, which taste delicious.

After eating and drinking, he went into the toilet again, and climbed up the toilet skillfully but cautiously.

He had observed how Xia Yan used this thing for a few days, and he knew how to use it, but he had to be careful when climbing up, otherwise it would be a disaster if his feet slipped.

Although Ling Zhe is a tyrant and a subjugated king who was killed by artificial rebellion, he is actually very smart and accepts new things quickly.

Ling Zhe felt that the toilet was very useful, much better than the "toilet" that Xia Yan bought for him, but it was very awkward when he pressed the flush button with his hoof.

Alas... life without hands is hard.

I really want to have hands!

For the next few days, when Xia Yan was at home during the day, Ling Zhe would lie on the sofa with his whole camel listless, not eating or drinking, making Xia Yan wonder if his alpaca was cultivating immortality?

But at night, Ling Zhe came back to life, went through all the food, drink, and food, and even tasted the food in Xia Yan's refrigerator one by one, and found out what he liked and what he didn't like.

Since the night was very chic, His Majesty the Emperor was also in a good mood, which gave Xia Yan a few favor points.

Every time, he could also hear the system beep.

When he heard the prompt, Ling Zhe just smiled in his heart, this is very good, maybe he can make good use of this favorability.

Xia Yan was in his room, staring at the video on the monitor in shock.

This, this, this...is it agreed that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a master?What's the situation with his alpaca?

Before Ling Zhe knew it, Xia Yan installed several cameras at home.

At first, it was because Xia Yan felt that something was wrong. He felt that things were being lost at home all the time, but he didn't lose any valuables. There were only things in the refrigerator, which became less and less every day...

Are there really thieves who only steal food?

However, the facts are even more unreal than he imagined... His little pet vicuna, his skillful skill in opening the refrigerator, his vigorous posture with snacks in his mouth, and his proficient toilet movements all made Xia Yan doubt his life.

Is the little guy really mature? !

After being dazed for a while, Xia Yan felt that this matter was a bit serious.

It is said that pets can't eat randomly, but this little guy is lucky, he even went to the refrigerator to get something to eat... Judging by his proficiency, it didn't happen once or twice, he is a habitual offender!

At the risk of lowering his favorability, Xia Yan pressed Ling Zhe's body to prevent him from running away. He had to reason with the little guy.

Ling Zhe didn't know why Xia Yan was going crazy, so he put him on the sofa comfortably.

"Chirp~" Presumptuous!

"Chirp, chirp~" What do you want to do?

"Chirp, chirp~" I'm about to get angry!

"Little guy, did I start cursing you when I started talking about it? Can you make sense?"

Xia Yan felt that he was probably the most humble shit-shoveling officer. With such a little ancestor on the stall, he couldn't beat or scold him, and he was very disobedient.

Thinking of this, Xia Yan became vicious. Looking at the writhing vicuna, his hand suddenly reached out to Ling Zhe's tail.

The short tail feels good in the hand, Xia Yan couldn't help tugging it.

He obviously felt that the little pet's struggle had stopped, and he was overjoyed. Does this trick work?

The moment he was pulled by the tail, a strange feeling rose from somewhere in his body, a feeling he had never felt before, which made Ling Zhe forget to struggle for a while.

However, when Ling Zhe reacted, his sense of shame exploded, and His Majesty the Emperor, who was angry, immediately began to attack with saliva.

"hetui—"

I will drown you with my saliva!

"Oh, don't, don't! Little guy, please stop, let's talk about something!"

Xia Yan backed away and begged for mercy.

"tui!tui!tui!"

Whoever has something to say to you, I will drown you!