I was calculated by the alpaca

【Ding!It is detected that the host is about to broadcast live. Do you want to enable the pet live broadcast system? 】

When he heard the system prompt again, Ling Zhe was stunned for a moment.

Because the system notification sound that dislikes Xia Yan is very loud, these days, Ling Zhe has maintained a good impression of Xia Yan, so he never heard the system notification sound again.

To be honest, he had already forgotten Xia Yan's systematic affairs.

According to Ling Zhe's guess, Xia Yan himself forgot.

Unexpectedly, this system, which was forgotten by everyone, would take the initiative to create a sense of existence.

It was rare for Ling Zhe to sit quietly beside Xia Yan, looking at Xia Yan like a well-behaved little pet.

In fact, he was just observing Xia Yan's reaction.

Xia Yan didn't think there was anything unusual, but Ling Zhe heard the system prompt again——

【Ding!The pet live broadcast system has been activated, and a gift package is rewarded for beginners. Is the host using it now? 】

Ling Zhe tilted his head and thought for a while. Although he didn't know why he could hear the voice of Xia Yan's system, he obviously couldn't hear Xia Yan's inner voice...

Well, that's good, otherwise, he will be killed by noise every day.

Ling Zhe didn't know what was in the system's novice gift package, so Xia Yan took out a mask from somewhere and put it on his face.

"Little guy, in fact, I'm afraid of society. It should be much better to wear a mask... um, should I?"

Xia Yan seems to be raking his hair a little irritably, and he doesn't know whether he is talking to Ling Zhe or talking to himself: "Why do I want to broadcast live when I am a social fear?"

Ling Zhe: ...

I don't think you're a social horror...

"Little guy, you look at me with such disdainful eyes again, sometimes I really think you are like a human being."

Xia Yan rubbed Ling Zhe's head, and then felt a death stare.

Xia Yan stepped back a little, and protected his face for the first time: "Speak up if you have something to say, little guy, do you feel that you are like a tyrant, and get angry at every turn! How can I say that I am also your master, can you respect me? "

"Chirp~" Master?

Very good, Xia Yan stepped on the thunder accurately again.

In the next few minutes, Ling Zhe showed his respect to Xia Yan with his saliva, and in the end Xia Yan could only beg for mercy: "Okay, okay, you are the master, can you be the best?"

Xia Yan raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and finally approached Ling Zhe again.

After a lot of saliva, Xia Yan seemed to be no longer nervous, and finally clicked on the Beast live app on his phone.

In order to facilitate the live broadcast, Xia Yan sat directly next to Ling Zhe, with one arm still on Ling Zhe, looking like a good brother.

Out of curiosity about the live broadcast, Ling Zhe stretched his neck to watch it, but it was rare that he didn't dislike Xia Yan's approach.

"Huh? Good guy! The room number is 666666?"

Xia Yan seemed very satisfied with this room number, he smiled and looked at Ling Zhe: "Little guy, we are going to broadcast live now, are you happy?"

Ling Zhe also looked at Xia Yan, but with the sneering expression that alpacas used to: Do ​​you think I look very happy?

It was Xia Yan's first live broadcast, and he actually didn't know what content to broadcast. He probably knew that some live broadcasters liked to scratch their heads, were attractive, some sang and danced, and some played game commentaries, but these talents... Xia Yan None.

"Little guy, I'm such a useless 5, I don't know anything..."

Xia Yan looked at Ling Zhe, as if he was about to cry, not to mention how pitiful he looked.

Ling Zhe: ...

I have never seen such a weak man!

Although Ling Zhe didn't like Xia Yan's frail appearance, it was rare... He stretched out his front hoof and patted the back of Xia Yan's hand as an encouragement.

He is a tyrant, everyone is afraid of him and wants him to die... Xia Yan is the first one who wants to gain sympathy from him.

Hmm...it's really interesting.

【Ding!Your pet alpaca has +10 favorability with you, and the current favorability is -66. 】

From an angle that Ling Zhe couldn't see, Xia Yan showed a smile——

I cried, I pretended!

After playing coquettishly with her little pet, Xia Yan finally remembered her live broadcast.

Popularity: 0.

Number of online viewers: 0.

Very good, now Xia Yan doesn't have to worry about his social fear, no one is watching at all, so he will be more natural in front of the camera.

"Little guy, it seems that you are not charming enough. No one watches our live broadcast. How about you show an alpaca dancing?"

"Chirp, chirp, chirp~" What is alpaca dancing?

Ling Zhe couldn't understand Xia Yan's words again.

And Xia Yan seemed to understand Ling Zhe's confusion, he found an emoji pack of alpaca dancing and showed Ling Zhe.

Ling Zhe finished reading it calmly, and then... got angry!

What a troublemaker!Do I look like I can dance like this?

Pooh!I am not an actor!What dance?

Ling Zhe felt that he was really too kind to Xia Yan, and then... he followed Xia Yan and began to practice his saliva skills unceremoniously!

The daily routine of unknowingly performing several times a day has begun again. Both Ling Zhe and Xia Yan have forgotten that they are still live broadcasting, so when the audience who accidentally clicks into the live broadcast room sees this funny scene, they are instantly attracted .

I've never seen a live broadcast room with such a picturesque style, and I can't leave without leaving.

I have to say that the anchor's physical strength is really good, and he can get faster and faster after being chased by the alpaca.

The popularity of the live broadcast room is growing——

1、15、68、187、457……

Once the popularity value breaks through 0, the subsequent growth rate will become faster and faster.

At the same time, there were more bullet screens.

[The anchor's escape movement is really quite skillful, without any hesitation, how many times is this the first time? 】

[Hahahahaha The grass mud horse said that he didn't want to talk to you and spit at you a million times. 】

[Anchor: Don't come here, jpg. 】

[Spitting can be so elegant, it's amazing. 】

[It turns out that I can really build my own happiness on the pain of others hahahaha... I love it, love it, this live broadcast is really stress-relieving. 】

……

It wasn't until Ling Zhe finally stopped attacking that Xia Yan realized that the number of people online in the live broadcast room had exceeded the [-] mark.

Maybe this is not even a fraction for the big anchor, but for the first-time anchor Xia Yanla, it is obviously too many people.

Alas, he is nervous again...

Ling Zhe felt his body being hugged. He squinted to look at Xia Yan, and saw that the person who was still smiling just now had a serious expression, and there seemed to be a little helplessness in his eyes.

Ling Zhe: ...

Coward!

I don't have such a shameful shit shovel officer like you!

Ling Zhe doesn't care about the number of people online, no matter how many people are watching, His Majesty will continue to do what the Emperor should do.

But the shit-shoveling officer is so cowardly, Ling Zhe felt that he should teach the shit-shoveling officer how to behave, so——

Ling Zhe bit Xia Yan's ear.

"Chew chew chew chew chew..."

Xia Yan: ...

Xia Yan:! ! !

"Stop stop! This is not allowed! This cannot be eaten!"