I was calculated by the alpaca

Ling Zhe bit Xia Yan's ears completely red before stopping, and then still looked at Xia Yan with a very mocking alpaca face: how is it, are you still socially afraid?

Although the language is difficult, it is very strange that sometimes Xia Yan can understand what Ling Zhe wants to express...

Although Xia Yan didn't answer Ling Zhe, he showed with practical actions that his social fear had recovered for the time being.

Xia Yan went to the camera and greeted the audience: "Sorry, I made everyone laugh, my little pet has a bit of a temper."

[Hahahahahahaha... This temper is indeed a hundred million points. 】

[What a humble master, the younger brother in the family is very stable. 】

[Anchor, your ears are red. Look at the alpaca chewing so deliciously. Are human ears really delicious? 】

【Your thoughts in front of you are very dangerous. 】

[Anchor, why are you still wearing a mask? 】

[Anchor, what's your alpaca's name, and the name of the live broadcast room? 】

……

As soon as Xia Yan came to the camera to say hello, many bullet screens were flashed at once, and he didn't even have time to see some of them clearly.

"The name of the alpaca?"

Xia Yan moved closer to Ling Zhe again: "Little guy, what's your name?"

Ling Zhe glanced at Xia Yan contemptuously, and groaned, "Chirp, chirp, chirp~" You are not worthy to know my name.

"Huh? Little guy, did you really answer me? But I don't understand alpaca... You said you have always been so hot-tempered, why don't you just call him a tyrant?"

Although it was in a negotiating tone, it was obvious that Xia Yan was already planning to use this as Ling Zhe's name.

"Chirp~" You bastard!

Ling Zhe was so angry, he was a tyrant, but who would like to be called a tyrant every day?

But this damned trickster, not only talking, he even changed the name of the live broadcast room to "The live broadcast room of the beast tyrant."

Ling Zhe: ...

Do you think I am illiterate!

[Hahahahaha... Tyrant?This name reveals too much bitterness and suffering of the anchor. 】

[It seems that the tyrant's family throne is also very stable. 】

[What will the anchor show us next?It’s always bitter to see you being beaten, hahahahahaha...]

What's on the air next?

Xia Yan looked at Ling Zhe.

He has no talent anyway...

I heard that the live broadcast of the bathing scene is very attractive. Thinking that the little guy has come to the house for several days and has not taken a bath, because the gluttony has left some marks on his mouth, Xia Yan thought, just live broadcast the alpaca bathing.

As if he had a premonition, Ling Zhe took half a step back. He always felt that... Xia Yan's eyes were not very friendly at this moment.

"Little guy, shall we go take a shower?"

Ling Zhe:! ! !

Ling Zhe ran away, joke, although His Majesty the Emperor is not afraid of taking a bath, and enjoys being served by others, but he is not stupid, Xia Yan is now broadcasting live, that is to say, many people will see the picture of him taking a bath.

His Majesty the Emperor asked himself that he was not an exhibitionist, nor did he have the idea of ​​performing a bath in front of others. The people in the Qinlou and Chuguan could not do such a shameless thing. This shit shovel officer... really has a thicker face than the city wall!

Ling Zhe ran in front, and Xia Yan chased behind, so a new round of chasing battle began again, but this time the offensive and defensive sides switched.

[Hahahaha...why did it start again? 】

[Seeing that I also want to raise alpacas, this amount of exercise is definitely enough, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about me not being able to lose weight. 】

Xia Yan used his boss's skills and finally caught Ling Zhe.

No matter how upset His Majesty the Emperor was, he was dragged and carried to the bathroom.

Ling Zhe used to take a bath, there was a special bath, and there were a lot of palace people waiting on it, now looking at this bathroom... I just feel that it is very simple, how can I bathe comfortably in such a big place?And... it shouldn't feel very comfortable to be served by such a clumsy shit shoveler...

Thinking of this, Ling Zhe disliked Xia Yan even more, and the sarcasm on the alpaca's face became more and more obvious.

Xia Yan: ...

Why was she disliked again?

Ling Zhe's incompatibility is not only the rejection of taking a shower on the live broadcast, dissatisfaction with the bathroom being too small, but also the unknown about the shower.

Unknown things always bring a little fear to people.

When the water from the shower head hit Ling Zhe, although Ling Zhe wanted to maintain the majesty of an emperor, his body still trembled unavoidably.

"Little guy, don't be afraid."

Xia Yan's voice at this time was very gentle, with a hint of genuine concern.

Those palace people in the palace are only afraid of him and afraid of him. Those caring and greetings are all fake, but this shit-shoveling officer who has been with him for a few days has real concern for him.

Ling Zhe thought it was ridiculous...

Heh, it's really interesting.Unexpectedly, he failed as a human being, but succeeded as an alpaca.

That's all, it's just a bath, he's a majestic emperor, so there's nothing to be afraid of.

Ling Zhe gradually relaxed, and Xia Yan also felt it.

Seeing Ling Zhe who had been comforted by him, Xia Yan couldn't help but startled again: "Have you seen it? You should have enough patience and care for your pets, so that they will trust you."

As long as he doesn't look at the camera, Xia Yan can tell himself that this is talking to himself, he washed Ling Zhe very seriously when he bathed Ling Zhe, and he didn't even let go of the unspeakable parts, but now Ling Zhe couldn't stand it anymore.

This damn shit shovel officer!How dare you touch his place...

Ling Zhe's anger could no longer be resolved by spitting. He kicked out his hind legs unconsciously, but because the bathroom was full of water and he just used shower gel again, his feet slipped for a while, and his four legs were completely uncontrollable. In a strange posture, it slid in four directions.

Seeing this scene, Xia Yan wanted to come over and help Ling Zhe.

However, it was okay if he didn't come, but when he came, Ling Zhe was even more annoyed, and then his four legs completely lost control, each had their own ideas, and accidentally bumped into Xia Yan in the process...

After a while, Ling Zhe finally fell, and Xia Yan also fell down.

A big man was pressed on an alpaca, the weight can be imagined, Ling Zhe felt that his soul seemed to be squeezed out!

"Chirp~" Get out!

I am dying...

The scene was very chaotic at one time, and the audience watching in the live broadcast room didn't know whether to laugh directly, or to go through the process of sympathizing first and then continue to laugh. In short... the whole live broadcast room was full of joyful "hahahahaha" .

This bath is no less than a battle.

However, for Xia Yan, the more frightening thing is yet to come. The fur on the alpaca is really thick and long. Although it is very comfortable to rub, but... one hour of bathing, four hours of hair blowing, etc. It was all blown dry, and Xia Yan was completely paralyzed from exhaustion.

Xia Yan lay paralyzed on the sofa without wanting to move, and instead of going to sleep on his own bed, he simply occupied one side of the sofa with Ling Zhe and fell asleep on the sofa just like that.

In the middle of the night, Ling Zhe woke up. He felt that he must have been woken up by hunger. He moved his neck and was about to go to the refrigerator to get something to eat, but suddenly realized that something was wrong.

This is……

My hand!

Realizing belatedly that he had regained his human form again, Ling Zhe was ecstatic.

Ling Zhe also had an unreal feeling when his feet stepped on the ground.

Ever since he came to this strange time and space, he wanted to go back every day and become a human being, but now... the surprise came unexpectedly.

Ling Zhe came to the floor-to-ceiling window with his bare feet, feeling the evening wind blowing, he suddenly realized one thing... He was not dressed yet.

It turned out that the alpaca didn't feel it, and there was thick alpaca hair, but now... Seeing the naked figure of the young man reflected on the glass, His Majesty the Emperor rarely felt ashamed.

Wait... boy?

Ling Zhe remembered that he was already in his twenties when he died, but the figure reflected in the glass just now looked like a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old.

Ling Zhe wanted to take a closer look, but suddenly felt dizzy, and instinctively closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he felt that his vision was much shorter.

This……

Where is my hand?

Ling Zhe never expected that in just this moment, he turned back into an alpaca again.

At this moment, behind Ling Zhe, Xia Yan, who was sitting on the sofa, rubbed his eyes...

Close it and then open it, open it and then close it, and then open it again... That's right, the one in front of the floor-to-ceiling window is indeed his little pet alpaca, not some naked boy...

Hmm...he must have just fallen asleep and opened his eyes in the wrong way.

He just said, okay, how could there be a naked handsome man in his room in the middle of the night?

Xia Yan grinned, is it true that he has been single for too long, that he would have such unrealistic fantasies...

The moment he just opened his eyes and saw that beautiful boy, he had already figured out a complete plot in his mind... The beautiful boy in distress got his rescue, regained his human form, and then asked himself to repay his favor.

Nonsence!

What are you thinking about?

Xia Yan stood up and went to the toilet, rinsed his face with cold water, and finally took out a can of Feizhai Happy Water and walked back to the living room.

He didn't turn on the light either, and chatted with Ling Zhe while drinking Coke: "Little guy, can't you fall asleep?"

Xia Yan's voice interrupted Ling Zhe's train of thought...

Ever since he turned into a human and then an alpaca, Ling Zhe has been blowing the wind by the window.

This in the end is why?

Why did he suddenly regain his human form?

Why is the time to restore human form so short?

Ling Zhe tried hard to think about the difference between today and the previous few days. If he had to say... from today, Xia Yan will start the live broadcast?

Could it be... that his return to human form... has something to do with the live broadcast?

Hearing Xia Yan's voice, he suddenly felt dazed. What is there to think about? Does it matter? After watching the live broadcast tomorrow, he will know the effect?

If it's really related to the live broadcast... Then he can no longer be casual about the live broadcast?

Thinking of the hope of returning to adulthood, Ling Zhe's mood finally improved, and looking at Xia Yan became much more pleasing to the eye.

【Ding!Your pet alpaca has +20 favorability with you, and the current favorability is -46. 】

It's rare that Ling Zhe didn't feel annoyed when he heard the system's notification tone.

And Xia Yan stared at Ling Zhe with wide eyes in disbelief... Be good, his little pet, is this showing his affection to him?