I was calculated by the alpaca

"My little tyrant, do you feel the charm of the master, and you also like me a little bit?"

He had never raised so much favorability at one time, and Xia Yan was completely overwhelmed by this, and he became embarrassing.

Looking at Xia Yan's embarrassing face, Ling Zhe suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

So... His Majesty's reaction was also very honest.

【Ding!Your pet alpaca's favorability with you is -25, and the current favorability is -71. 】

Xia Yan: ...

Xia Yan almost knelt down.

This favorability is poisonous, not to mention it is difficult to increase, every time it increases little by little, and finally generously gave it 25 at a time, but he lost another [-] before he was happy...

Xia Yan slumped on the sofa, always feeling that this favorability level could never become a positive number in this life.

Forget it... Anyway, it's fine if you don't die.

Thinking this way, Xia Yan picked up the coke on the coffee table and took another big sip.

Life... is really lonely like snow.

When Xia Yan was doing this series of actions, Ling Zhe had been watching him.

Especially staring at the way Xia Yan drank the coke, it seemed delicious.

Is Coke better than wine?

Thinking of this, Ling Zhe leaned in front of Xia Yan, and bowed his head to the Coke bottle in Xia Yan's hand.

"Chirp~" I want to drink.

Ling Zhe expressed his appeal, but Xia Yan raised his hand holding the Coke bottle, looked at Ling Zhe and said, "No, you can't drink this."

"Chirp, chirp~" Why can't I drink it?

"Oh, because... because Coke kills sperm."

Ling Zhe:? ? ?

Xia Yan:! ! !

Xia Yan covered her mouth, it's over, what did he just say?

It seems that because I recently resigned and had nothing to do, and then read a sand sculpture novel, I was brainwashed by cola spermicide...

Xia Yan tried his best to put on a nonchalant appearance, but it's okay... Anyway, only his little pet heard this. It's impossible for the alpaca to tell people about it, right?

So... well, not a big deal.

Xia Yan comforted herself.

Ling Zhe sneered inwardly, does this shit shoveler think he is a fool?

Coke kills sperm... aren't you a man?

The more Xia Yan refused to let him drink, the more Ling Zhe wanted to drink, and even wanted to drink.

Next, the room was filled with Xia Yan's voice.

"Oh, don't make trouble, the Coke is about to be spilled!"

"It's really about to spill!"

"Look... the Coke is spilled..."

Xia Yan looked at his trousers wet, because he was at home, because it was night, because he didn't turn on the light... But if there is a last word, he will die directly.

As for Ling Zhe, he didn't notice Xia Yan's embarrassment at the moment, what he cared about was...is Coke really good?

Although the Coke has been knocked over, but Xia Yan was drinking Coke just now, when he made a fuss, part of the Coke was spilled on Xia Yan's face, so...

Ling Zhe licked Xia Yan's face... Well, the taste of Coke is really good.

Xia Yan: ...

Xia Yan sat on the sofa, moved her buttocks and took a few steps back, then covered her face with her hands, and looked at Ling Zhe in disbelief: Oh my God!Who will believe it, he was molested by an alpaca...

For a moment, the whole living room fell silent.

Xia Yan just stared at Ling Zhe in the dark for a long time, then went into his room and closed the door without saying a word.

Ling Zhe:? ? ?

Ling Zhe didn't quite understand, Shit Shovel Officer...is he angry?

Isn't it just a bottle of Coke... As for it?

Ling Zhe thought so, but still pushed the small stool into the kitchen, climbed up the small stool skillfully, opened the refrigerator door with his head, found the Coke, took it out with his mouth, and put the Coke at the door of Xia Yan's room.

He hesitated whether to knock on Xia Yan's door, but finally put down his front legs.

Of course, if he was already asleep, he would probably be in a bad mood if he was woken up.

After finishing all this, Ling Zhe also climbed onto the sofa and prepared to continue to sleep. Before going to bed, he suddenly remembered something. It seems... the shit-shoveling officer likes him to increase his favorability. Forget it, let him increase his favorability. Bar.

【Ding!Your pet alpaca has +30 favorability with you, and the current favorability is -41. 】

After hearing the system beep, Ling Zhe fell asleep peacefully, but... Xia Yan, who had already fallen asleep at this time, did not hear the system beep at all.

The next day, it was almost noon when Xia Yan woke up, and when he opened the door, there was a bottle of Coca-Cola on the door.

Xia Yan was a little dumbfounded, he didn't take the Coke, it must have been made by the little guy.

"Little guy, what you mean by putting this bottle of Coke... is to make up with me."

Ling Zhe looked at Xia Yan, thought for a second, then nodded.

Although he was very proud in his heart, he also knew that Xia Yan didn't owe him anything. Maybe... without that so-called system, he wouldn't bother to talk to such a bad-tempered tyrant like himself...

Seeing Ling Zhe nodding his head, Xia Yan felt that the alpaca was really spiritual, so he said with a serious expression: "This is not allowed in the future, even if you are an alpaca and I am a human being, you can't just kiss casually."

dear?

Ling Zhe frowned, only then did he realize that his actions last night were indeed inappropriate...

He actually kissed a man?