Beichen is like a song

"What the hell are you doing here? If you don't go on the Yangguan Road, you have to take some kind of single-plank bridge. You're so busy!"

Mo Ruge sat cross-legged on the sofa. They moved this sofa from their own house. They originally wanted to burn some paper houses for themselves, but later found that the paper was still paper after burning, and it would not become a mansion at all. , Mo Ruge has a restless temperament, he is used to the soft sofa at home, and completely turned himself into a house cat.

Xiaobai didn't treat himself as a guest either, he threw himself on the sofa as soon as he entered the door, his legs were raised higher than Mo Ruge, and he had a lollipop he found somewhere in his mouth.

"I said, you're really too busy. People walk into the gate of hell and want to crawl out. Why do you want to run in here?"

Mo Ruge turned sideways, laying directly on Xiaobai's lap, and couldn't help sighing in his heart: Mom, the breath of a living person smells so smooth...

Counting from the time when he was a minor, Mo Ruge and Xiaobai have known each other for about several reincarnations. If he is human, he has probably passed through several lifetimes. Ghosts come and go in the underworld, from a yellow-haired boy to a white-bearded old man , no one can live a wonderful life like a human being as a ghost, except Mo Ruge himself.

"Fuck, I have already said that I will come to you, cut, don't you lie very comfortably, what did you say back then, your family doesn't welcome me, every time I see me, I hit me once, but I I will remember it for you!"

Xiaobai pushed Mo Ruge's head, "Hey, I said you bastards, you do that kind of thing in the street... you are more annoying than us fox demons, I said, do you want to try with me?"

Mo Ruge looked confused: "Huh?"

"I said, do you want to try it with me? I think you have only been with that stupid human being Xing Beichen in your life. I dare say you must be at a loss. How wonderful is this world? You hang yourself for a lifetime!" Not to mention whether it is worth it or not, it is useless to live on a tree!"

Xiaobai started his long speech. After so many years, he still did not give up the great goal of making Mo Ruge go astray.

The little cat demon yawned and didn't take it seriously.

"Hey, Xing Beichen isn't the only handsome man in your underworld, is it? You playful... Xing Beichen who always follows you, isn't it boring?"

Xiaobai's hand has already started to be dazed, scratching Mo Ruge's body is like hypnosis, this touch makes him drowsy.

At this time, Xing Beichen came out of the kitchen with a glass of water, just in time to see Mo Ruge carelessly pillowing on Xiao Bai's lap, with a friendly look, and accidentally let him listen to Xiao Bai's long speech.

Xing Beichen walked over with a blank face, handed the water to Xiaobai's hand, and then... poured it directly.

noob:"……"

"Are you a pyramid scheme, and you insist on dragging him down even if you live or die?"

Xing Beichen talked to Xiaobai, but his eyes fell on Mo Ruge's face impartially, still staring at him coldly, as if he wanted to stare a hole in his face.

His face was originally white, and when he had no expression, he looked like a zombie, although this zombie looked too handsome.

"You are content, you, he is a majestic cat demon uncle, who will accompany you for life and death, and you still want him to set up a chastity archway for you. You can't beat him, don't be so arrogant buddies."

Xiaobai was about to stir up a thousand waves, "I really regret it, you said that I abducted him back then and wiped his memory directly, so it would be great to bring him back to the Fox Clan..."

Mo Ruge was shocked, what the hell, did this guy already learn the technique of amnestics at that time? !

Fortunately, he was not in the mood to cause trouble at the time, otherwise he really couldn't beat this comrade fox who was diligent in learning spells.

At this time, veins had already appeared on Xing Beichen's neck, his eyes suddenly turned red, and the water glass he held in his hand was crushed by his sudden force. It fell like air and there was no sound.

"No... He provoked you, you stared at him, what are you looking at me..." Mo Ruge couldn't help feeling a chill down her spine, always feeling that something bad was about to happen.

"First, you are really not welcome. Second, I don't want to see you. Third, I won't send you off."

Xing Beichen stepped forward and grabbed Xiaobai by the collar, and threw it hard, causing him to get out of the room.

The man still had enough strength to reach out and support Mo Ruge's head, letting him rest on his lap.

Xiaobai staggered, rolled a few times outside the door, grinning like a fox with fangs, "What are you doing! You're talking about the first, second and third, just to let me get out Ah, the dead old cat, you are not angry that he treats your only good friend like this! It is such a pleasure to have a guest from afar, do you understand!"

Indeed, he just wants you to get out.

Mo Ruge turned over, lay on Xing Beichen's lap, pressed his chin against his flesh, and looked at Xiaobai with compassion, "To tell you the truth, I really... I really can't control him, I'm so An idler looking for trouble, how can he compare to this restless academic bully, man or monster, everyone is a ghost now... I am indeed... not as strong as him..."

If there was, he would have counterattacked a long time ago, and he would have to be crushed and unable to turn over!

noob:"……"

"Don't look at our family Xingmei's appearance is gentle and weak. When he gets angry, I can't get out of bed for a month. Listen to my brother's persuasion."

Mo Ruge yawned lazily, buddies, it's not that he doesn't want to help, it's that he really doesn't have the ability to help!

Xiaobai: "..." Damn it, who wants to hear about your affairs!

He blushed: "Then I heard along the way... they all said that Xing Beichen can't control you, because you can't beat..."

"Fake." Xing Beichen gently rubbed the little cat demon's ears without raising his eyes.

As an old Gong, if he doesn't have the ability to suppress this little goblin, he will have to let him float. No matter what, he will not let this happen, it is absolutely impossible.

Xiaobai: "Then you really don't care about me?"

"Don't you understand nonsense?" Xing Beichen's eyes flicked past him coldly.Then, the door slammed shut.

I don't know if it has been affected too much. Since coming to the underworld, Xing Beichen's patience is almost exhausted, and now he is always using violence to control violence.

"Xiaobai is also a guest..." Mo Ruge couldn't bear it, at least he changed the diaper of the sick Xiaobai hundreds of years ago, endured his stupid behavior and didn't expose him, no matter what he should Let people have a cup of tea before seeing off guests, "I always feel that I should at least give people a cup of tea to rest..."

Xing Beichen showed sullen expression: "It's because he didn't catch it himself."

The little cat demon hahaha, it's because I didn't catch it, it's because you are so awesome that you shattered the cup, okay?

Seemingly aware that Mo Ruge was thinking of something strange, Xing Beichen's eyes flashed, he picked him up, and walked towards the bedroom with the little cat demon on his side.

"Don't, I sincerely want to take Xiaobai on a day trip to the underworld..." The little cat demon struggled for a while and then stopped talking, because he couldn't speak and his mouth was blocked.

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"My mother, I'm scared to death..."

When Mo Ruge limped out of the door with his waist supported, he found that Xiao Bai hadn't left yet.

This guy found such a strange dress from nowhere, and everything that should be exposed was exposed.

The fox tail swaggered there, posing in a strange and seductive pose.

And outside of him, circle after circle of lonely ghosts, men and women, old and young, surrounded him tightly.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a fox with his brain flooded, get out!"

Mo Ruge couldn't stand it any longer, so he jumped in front of Xiaobai, blocking all eyes, "Hurry up, do you want me to take your heads into hell, I have a bad temper!"

In an instant, they all dispersed.

"Hey, why are you limping while holding on to your waist, and still come to see me after being tossed like this, what a good brother."

Xiaobai still maintained this graceful posture, winked at Mo Ruge, and yelled loudly at the people in the room: "Everyone come and see, this is my brother, the brother who will never leave me alone! "

Mo Ruge rolled his eyes in an instant, brother, you are tall, just now you were thinking of abducting me, return brother!

"Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning when you attract bees and butterflies at my gate?"

Mo Ruge was actually woken up just now. It was too noisy outside the door. Few ghosts dared to talk at his door while he was sleeping. Xiao Bai’s movement was like setting off firecrackers, "What do you think?" A fox demon who wants to become a fairy, wouldn't he feel ashamed to do such a thing?"

Xiaobai shrugged indifferently, very carefree: "Che, didn't I play some background music for you, don't you know that the sound in your room is even more exciting?"

Mo Ruge: "..."

In fact, he knew about this matter. Every time Xing Beichen didn't want him to go out, he would deliberately make big moves, hugging him and rolling around in every corner of the house, as if he had to demolish the house. Don't complain, it's just that he is used to domineering in the underworld, so everyone had to take a detour.

Originally, Mo Ruge still had a glimmer of hope, thinking that one day he would be able to counterattack successfully, but then he gave up directly. He really couldn't beat Xing Beichen.He is indeed a cat demon who has no ambitions and is lazy.

"It's fine if you're useless as a monster, but you're also useless as a ghost..." Xiaobai sighed, and returned to his original glamorous appearance. I didn't see many beauties, but the ones who came here were all talking about three aunts and six wives with long tongues, just to make fun of themselves.

"How can you give up, you still have to have ideals, what if they come true! Anyway, you want to be all-powerful!"

All-powerful ass.

As long as I'm happy, what face do I need? I didn't care about face when I was alive.

"Isn't it good to stick to one thing? Our Xing beauty is also very good. He is gentle or domineering. Isn't he the one I like? It's rare for you to come here once and you'll be fine. Don't force me I really suspect that you are here to engage in pyramid schemes."

Mo Ruge didn't notice the person standing behind him at all, "It's just as long as our beauty Xing likes it, how can there be so many rules..."

In fact, he didn't think so in his heart.It's just... If this dream can't be realized, I have to accept the reality.

But in Xing Beichen's ears, it was very pleasant.

"Come on, pretentious." When Xing Beichen said these words in his ears lightly, Mo Ruge's goosebumps rose, but he still couldn't get rid of the fate of being carried back to the house, and he became calm in an instant In a gesture of acceptance, he stretched out his arms to wrap around Xing Beichen's neck.

Xiaobai rolled his eyes to the sky, could it be that the ghost...wouldn't be tired!

"Hey, wait." Xiaobai remembered the serious matter, and said before the door was forcibly closed, "It's coming soon, it will be done in a few days."