Beichen is like a song

"Who is it again..." Mo Ruge yawned, and came out of the house unkempt, wearing slippers and holding a hoe in his hand.

These days, I heard that Xing Beichen wanted to eat vegetables, and there is no nutrition in this ghostly place, but Mo Ruge still thinks that the soil by the Yellow Spring is relatively fertile, maybe he can grow two or three vegetables.

Generally speaking, ghosts do not need to eat, but there are exceptions, such as Pluto and Xing Beichen, who like to eat three meals a day, and those who dare to eat anything like starving ghosts.In addition, there are people like Mo Ruge who are not used to not having something in their mouths.

"Who are you, who are you looking for?" Mo Ruge took a closer look, and there was an old man standing in front of him, with more wrinkles on his face than his pleated robe. With some yang energy, "I am not a volunteer station. I don't give directions, I just look for ghosts."

The old man was stunned for a moment, the expression on his face changed ever-changingly, and finally turned into dark and unhappy.

"What are you doing! Don't get in the way, brother, I'm going to hoe the harvest day at noon..." Mo Ruge put the hoe between the two, and the old man was still staring at him with a dark face, "Why, I don't have tea here... ..."

"Fuck, you don't fucking remember me!" the old man hoarsely said, and grabbed Mo Ruge's collar angrily. It’s so dark that the sun doesn’t even grow a piece of shit, and I don’t line up to welcome me when I come, are you trying to piss me off?!”

Mo Ruge said heartily, please recognize the facts, okay, you are already dead!

"Let go of your dirty hands." The little cat demon wrapped his hands behind his back, Xing Beichen put his chin on his shoulder, stared at the old man with cold eyes for a moment, and said slowly: "Thank you, you are really like this!" too ugly."

"Damn it, all my old classmates recognize me. You raised me up and you can't recognize me. Mo Ruge, is it because you are gone or is it that I, Xie Chen, can't hold a knife anymore?"

Xie Chen touched his skin, and muttered a few times in dissatisfaction: "Dog man, you are ugly. You said I was ugly in the last sentence above, but the first sentence in the underground is still ugly. You are so fucking right." How much of a misunderstanding did I have?"

Xie Chen lives in peace, happiness and well-being, with both children and grandchildren.In his generation, the Xie family was finally no longer a single pass, and to some extent it was thanks to Mo Ruge's protection.

However, this ancestral guardian deity immediately disowned his relatives after completing the task, and took his lover away. If it wasn't for Xie Chen's deep obsession, he might not have been able to find this place.

"Don't worry, I have to eat at leisure." Xing Beichen rubbed Mo Ruge's face dotingly, his eyebrows and eyes curved, "It's better to have this free time than a moment of Spring Festival."

Mo Ruge: "..." Farewell, he got up from the bed just now.

Xie Chen: "Damn gay."

The door slammed shut.

Xie Chen rolled his eyes, and finally understood that Xiaobai made him stay away from Xing Beichen. He had seen it in novels, but he didn't expect it to be used by someone in practice!

"Thank... Thank you Chen?" Suddenly a hand was stretched out, pinching his chin and pushing it up. A man in a black suit was staring at him in astonishment, and a man in a white suit was standing beside him.Suddenly, the man in the suit patted his legs: "It really is you!"

Xie Chen was shocked, what the hell...

"Hei Wuchang, after so many years, you can't count the number of bed partners you've changed, why are you still thinking about thanking you, he's an innocent boy, be straight, don't delay his reincarnation."

The man in the white suit was holding a lantern in his hand. Before he could finish speaking with his mouth open, he was kicked out of sight by the other party.

Xie Chen: "..." Damn it, awesome.

"Although the old man's appearance is very charming, I still like your appearance in college, full of energy."

Hei Wuchang snapped his fingers in front of him, and Xie Chen changed from an old man back to a young one.

Hei Wuchang felt very satisfied, bowed his head and kissed him on the mouth, "Hello, Xiaochen, I'm Li Xuan."

Thank you: "??"

He was just... kissed? !

Reflexively pushed away the person who introduced himself as Li Xuan. Although Xie Chen did not reject homosexuality, it was not that he had never had a relationship with a man.

But... he still has descendants, if people find out that he is doing something wrong in the underworld, he will be humiliated to death!

"Sure enough, you are very courageous. When we first met decades ago, you were very afraid of me."

Li Xuan entangled him again with a smile, holding Xie Chen's waist with both hands.When Xie Chen was young, his body was strong and muscular, but his waist was still very thin, so he couldn't escape being held by Li Xuan like this.

"Big... big brother... have you misunderstood..." Xie Chen found that he couldn't break free, so he gave up struggling.The two were still standing outside Mo Ruge's house,

Li Xuan chuckled, carried him directly on his shoulders, and walked towards a darker place, "I'm not mistaken, didn't I just say it when we first met, when you come to the underworld, I won't let you go!" I passed you."

A certain person who was being carried had nothing to love in his life, trying to bring back a little rationality: "Hey, brother, you probably have hundreds of bed partners, you don't need one more, I don't need one more, just let me go." No, I just want to chat with my little ancestor... I'm still in a hurry to reincarnate, brother!"

In the blink of an eye, Xie Chen has been carried into a small dark room. The decoration of the house is very suitable for this person's title of "Black Impermanence". Various sports equipment are arranged in a chaotic manner in the living room. No, only a faint light flickering on and off.

Xie Chen was thrown directly onto the soft object, and he was used to suffering pain, "Damn it, you kidnapped me into a haunted house!"

"If you want to say that, I really can't refute it..." Li Xuan thought for a while, he is a ghost, and his home is no different from a haunted house, "I have been waiting for you for decades, and you still want to rush to reincarnate? Isn't that right?"

Wait for him for decades...

If he was still a living person, Xie Chen might be so moved that he would cry, but now he is only a ghost queuing up to reincarnate. Thinking about it so calmly, during the decades he has been alive...hasn’t he been haunted by a ghost? Coveting... Fuck, this is weird no matter how you think about it!

"Brother, can you... I'm a married man!"

Xie Chen was so nervous that he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror, it was indeed his youthful appearance, he was startled, "Hey, don't come close to me..."

"What are you talking about? Your wife has been reincarnated long ago. Besides, you are in your twenties now. Did you get married when you were in your twenties? Isn't that just wandering around and pretending?"

"Fuck, what nonsense are you talking about..." Xie Chen was speechless, this kind of logic is definitely not for normal people, abnormal ghosts can say it, "There won't be a place like a mental hospital in your underworld, right? The ghost who escaped from the mental hospital...Brother, can you save yourself..."

Li Xuan replied firmly: "Not good."

The job of Black and White Impermanence is actually to lead the dead to the underworld to report. Most of the time, I am very busy, but since Xing Beichen and Mo Ruge came to live in the underworld, Impermanence's work is much more idle. Once free, Li Xuan would often go to the ground to observe Xie Chen, secretly becoming someone beside him, and accompany him to do some silly things.

Finally, when he came to his side, Li Xuan was not stupid enough to let him go.

"If you satisfy me, I will let you go." Li Xuan smiled slyly, Xie Chen was already trapped between his arms like a fish, "Don't be afraid, this is not the first time you have sex with me This kind of thing."

Thank you for being shocked.

"Fuck, don't talk nonsense, I'm innocent, I've never done this kind of thing with others when I'm in love!" Xie Chen struggled,

Li Xuan smiled, the laughter was kind and touching, like the rare wind in hell, it touched people's hearts.

The man said, "No way, even if I fucked your boyfriends and girlfriends, how would you know? But... I have always been fucked, since I came to my place, it can never happen again Oh, this kind of thing."

Xie Chen was shocked again,

-

There is no clear boundary between day and night in the underworld, and it is dark 24 hours a day, but fortunately, there are lights burning to illuminate the passing ghosts.

Li Xuan's home is at the other end of the underworld, far away from the other side of the flower, and far away from the road where ghosts walk at night, surrounded by silence.

So Xie Chen's voices were not heard.

Li Xuan kissed Xie Chen's neck.He had woken up a long time ago, but he kept holding Xie Chen in a hugging posture. In the dark, he stared gratefully at the sleeping man, his heart was peaceful, but his mind was muddled.

"Am I really... very perverted?" Li Xuan asked softly.

He couldn't remember when he became Heiwuchang, he only remembered that when he became a ghost, suits were not popular in the underworld.

He is not a saint either, he will get it when he meets someone he likes, so he is willing to wait for someone for so long, he thinks he deserves the reward.

"What you said just now...you fucked them...was..." Xie Chen was awake and never fell asleep.

"Fake, I lied to you." Li Xuan fanned his eyelashes, and his gaze towards Xie Chen softened, and he could feel the person in his arms heaving a sigh of relief, "But you really didn't reject me."

Instead, she catered to him tacitly.

Xie Chen's voice became hoarse, and he rolled his eyes. From this moment on, he had given up the idea of ​​reincarnation.

The physiological function of a person determines that it is difficult for this person to have the energy of his youth in the second half of his life, and he will never experience such an experience again after he gets old.

I just want to kneel down and shout "power", and want to show off my achievements to the old guys who are still alive.

"After all... I haven't had this thing for a long time..." Xie Chen originally wanted to explain, but quickly swallowed the words in his throat. He poked Li Xuan's face, "Well... Mo Ruge didn't Tell you, I have no resistance to handsome men and beautiful women, since we get along, let's go together, anyway, I always thought so when I was young."

After all, Mr. Merry is not called for nothing.

"Let me ask you, what is Bai Wuchang's name?"

Xie Chen suddenly remembered Bai Wuchang with a cold face, and was about to ask him where he kicked him just now, but the person turned black instantly.

"Bai Wuchang is Bai Wuchang, without a name."