Life is bloody eight o'clock

Xu Douxiao fell asleep amidst the thoughts flying all over the sky. When he woke up again, the best time to have lunch was already past. The phone next to his pillow had exhausted his last trace of battery, so he waited for him to plug it in and wake up.

He stood up, washed his face and brushed his teeth with muscle memory, and sorted out the schedule of the day inertially.

It's hard to say what made Xu Douxiao more entangled.

It was a replay of last night's classic scene that suddenly appeared while brushing his teeth. Given his recent dreams, he spent a lot of time distinguishing reality from imagination.

The phone was still quiet all the time, Gu Yue sent him a lot of messages, including a series of complaints about alcohol, but he didn't kiss himself.

Or Yuan Ben's empty dormitory.

Empty means that Yuan Ben’s hard board bed even has a mat rolled up at the end of the bed, messy books are neatly stacked on the shelf, the water glass on the table is honestly covered with its original lid, and the stomach is empty.

Only then did Xu Douxiao remember that Yuan Ben's train ticket was for today, and he firmly chose the day after the event ended, rejecting all invitations.

He subconsciously took out his mobile phone, and the number of missed calls and unread messages was still zero.

So, what is the situation now.

Does he regret it?Ran?

"Yuan Ben left early in the morning, just like a fleeing refugee, he opened his eyes and grabbed his luggage and ran outside." Roommate No. [-] said.

Because of embarrassment or worldliness?

"It's really like, I keep nagging, it's over, it's over or something." Roommate No. [-] said.

So I ran away...

Xu Douxiao nodded and backed out.I didn't hear the speech of roommate No. [-] who came out of the toilet.

"Yuan Ben actually plugged the charger in the toilet, is he a mobile phone maniac?"

The student council president, whose sexuality identity crisis warning light was on and the interpersonal crisis light was on, came out of the dormitory building to buy a cup of milk tea, and walked south along the path by the lake, preparing to take the book back to the library.

The midday sun shines down generously through the bushes, the lake water and the shade of the trees can't resist its fiery enthusiasm. After walking for a while, Xu Douxiao's shirt is wet, and he sits listlessly on the roadside. On the bench, staring at the drops of water on the cup of milk tea sliding down one by one.

"Old Xu, you don't reply to me after sending so many messages, how can you settle down here on a hot day?"

Because of the holiday, Gu Yue completely let go of himself, armed with a pink old shirt, pineapple flower pants, and bathroom slippers, with a grilled chicken rack and iced cola in his hand.

He casually sat down next to Xu Douxiao, unscrewed the Coke and drank it.

"I can't figure out something."

"What's the matter, let's hear it."

"I have a friend……"

Gu Yue listened to the old-fashioned beginning and sighed: "I said, Lao Xu, what is the relationship between us, and is it still like this? Isn't your friend just you?"

Xu Douxiao: "No."

Gu Yue: "That's Yuan Ben."

Xu Douxiao: "No, it has nothing to do with the two of us."

In order to prevent the other party from becoming angry, Gu Yue decided to give in: "Okay, okay, it's me, let's go."

Xu Douxiao glared at him, and decided to settle the score after the fall: "Anyway, I have a friend that you don't know. He is an old friend."

Gu Yue: "Well, an old friend."

"He's had some emotional issues recently."

Gu Yue stopped tearing the chicken frame, and urged him to continue with his most sincere eyes.

Xu Douxiao blustered: "He recently fell in love with someone. He didn't know how the other person felt, but recently that person kissed him and confessed his love, but he lost contact the next day. What do you think the other party's attitude is?"

Gu Yue: "I think since she can do this, she must like you."

Xu Douxiao: "It's not me!"

Gu Yue sighed again: "Okay, it should be your friend who likes you, isn't it you...that friend of yours did not behave well at that time, so people misunderstood you?"

Xu Douxiao thought about it again: "It's nothing, I just sent him back."

"Didn't say anything?"

"What? He drank too much."

"Just send it back? Didn't you express anything?" Gu Yue said with a look of hatred, "Xu Douxiao, is your first love?"

"This is different from before. I told you it's not me!"

"It's okay, it's not you, you, an old friend, are too unreasonable. Think about the little girl, she finally confessed her true feelings through Jiu Jin, and she even took the initiative to kiss her. Her actions and words are a bit misleading. Nothing, but he didn't say anything, and sent the person back directly, what is the girl thinking? Thinking that she was rejected. How can I contact you, I have no face."

Xu Douxiao panicked: "I thought it wasn't that he thought the other party had drunk too much. This matter, this matter can't be settled so quickly."

Gu Yue rolled his eyes: "Otherwise, how about exchanging Geng Tie first and then paying the bride price? Old Xu, you are a contemporary college student, what process have you thought about when you meet someone you like and fall in love with each other? It's all good to say nothing." ?"

Xu Douxiao was completely dumbfounded: "Then what should I do now?"

Gu Yue has a serious face: "Do you like him or not?"

Xu Douxiao looked serious: "I like it."

Gu Yue: "If you like it, go after it and redeem it."

Xu Douxiao: "I've never chased anyone before."

Gu Yue triumphantly said, "That's okay, buddy will teach you. What type is she?"

"type?"

"Prescribe the right medicine. Which type? Lively and lovely, gentle and intellectual, chic and pungent, cold-blooded and ruthless?"

"It looks indifferent, but it's easy to talk to."

"It's cold on the outside and hot on the inside. What do you like? You can eat, drink, play and have fun."

"Well, I like sweets. Play? I can dance well, er, I seem to be quite nerdy."

"This character sounds familiar."

Xu Douxiao panicked again, did he get exposed?

"Will... will it?"

"Have I seen it?"

"perhaps?"

"Hey, it's quite deep. All right, you'll tell me when you succeed."

"I said no..."

"Stop it, stop it, don't forcibly hold the honor if you've lost the code." Gu Yue lowered his voice, "One last question."

Xu Douxiao leaned over to cooperate with him: "What?"

"is it beautiful?"

When Xu Douxiao thought of Yuan Ben's crooked eyes, pink and thin lips, and occasional exposed waist when he smiled, his face flushed red, and he stammered: "Very good-looking."

Gu Yue laughed loudly: "You've been planted, buddy."

Just plant it, I like him, and he likes me.You can't let someone run away because of a misunderstanding.

Xu Douxiao was thirsty for knowledge and asked him for further advice. Gu Yue, who had eaten chicken racks, drank coke and heard enough gossip, told him with a satisfied face that he had to prepare some materials and send them to his email later.

"This material is a method that cannot be passed on to outsiders. You should study it well."

After Xu Douxiao opened his mailbox and saw the so-called Nine Suns of Emotion inside, he only saw a row of txt files, such as "Quiet Summer", "Small Smile", "You on the Roof of the Library", "The Gentle President and Indifferent Girl" ", Xu Douxiao has reason to suspect that Gu Yue's brain is broken after quickly reading an article titled "(Forcibly Pushed, Sweet) Reciprocate".A phone call was made immediately.

"Gu Yue, what are you sending me?"

"Have you already read it? Yes, you are thirsty for knowledge."

"No, why did you send me these?"

"Let you learn, especially the ones I marked out, you must read and understand the spirit and apply it flexibly."

"You must be sick. Why should I learn from dog blood novels?"

"What do you know? Although art is higher than life, it comes from life. The little girl likes to read these the most. Knowing yourself and the enemy can win all battles, and these novels are all carefully selected by me. They are absolutely infinitely close to the character of the characters."

"The name of this character is too perfunctory, Yang Benben, Xu Doudou...and these 38 stories are all about these two people."

"Isn't it convenient for you to keep playing? The nearly 38 routines in the [-] stories are enough for you to use."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, just invite me to dinner when you're done."

Gu Yue was really worried about his friends. He listened to the story of Xu Douxiao's "friend" that day, and pondered over his sweetheart's personality. , has the scheming and courage to confess his love with a kiss.

Can't help sighing Xu Douxiao's single taste in choosing friends, wondering if he will like a girl of his type in the future.

Gu Yue, who had found a breakthrough, thought the matter was very simple. He entered "Xu Yuan" and "Reality Direction" in Nongfengyue, and picked up all the stories of Xu Douxiao and Yuan Ben from ambiguity to mutual love in the background of the campus, and then the two Once the name was changed, Yuan Ben's gender was changed, and he was done.

Xu Douxiao never imagined that there would be so many people in school arranging his love life with Yuan Ben, so he bit the bullet and clicked on another document.

[Xu Doudou found Yang Benben in the periodical browsing room on the second floor of the library. She was sitting by the window, writing something seriously with a pen and paper.

Xu Doudou wanted to go over to talk to her quickly, but also wanted to hide and watch her for a while longer, to see the way the sun fell on her hair, and the way she pursed her thin lips while reading.

I just ran into Chen Feng on the road, and he was joking about the relationship between the two of them again. He knew that there was a lot of gossip about them in the student union. Happy to see it happen.

Xu Doudou didn't dare to ask, because he was afraid that if he punctured the paper on the window, he wouldn't even be able to make friends.These wavering thoughts made him sick and distracted, and he didn't even know that Yang Benben was coming.

"What are you thinking about?" Yang Benben patted him on the shoulder, smiling with crooked eyebrows, she was always cold, but she always smiled in front of him.

Xu Doudou stared at her blankly, then blurted out in a strange way: "I miss you so pretty."

Yang Benben's slender eyes were wide open, and his ears were dyed red.

"What do you think?" Xu Doudou asked her softly.Yang Ben smiled stupidly. "I was thinking you finally said it." She kissed her]

Xu Douxiao's face was redder than when he was watching the instructional film, secretly admiring Gu Yue's ability, he did often go to the borrowing room on the second floor to look for Yuan Ben, and he did hide and watch Yuan Ben in a daze, but unfortunately there was no subsequent kiss .

Maybe I should try it.

Xu Douxiao, who had washed his face with cold water in the bathroom, was completely convinced by Gu Yue's theory, so he made himself a cup of coffee, prepared to fight hard all night, read and comprehend the spirit repeatedly, so that he could learn and apply it.