Life is bloody eight o'clock
Chapter 12, Routine is useless
Xu Douxiao devoted the rest of the summer vacation to Gu Yuefa's goofy novels. He even created a small program to sort out all the routines according to the trigger time, trigger location, trigger condition, and trigger result. It is convenient for him to input keywords at any time to get the whole package.
When Gu Yue saw this program, he couldn't say a word other than admiration. He said that love makes people crazy, but his creativity and execution ability are rare.
Gu Yue: You are so good, you can make a love strategy game.
Xu Douxiao: What market can there be if there is only one attackable character?
Gu Yue: You don't understand, there is a charm of being single-minded, you give me this program, I'll find someone to make one, and we can earn some food money.
Xu Douxiao: Up to you.
Gu Yue found someone to make a vertical painting based on the images of Xu Douxiao and Yuan Ben, and made a complete campus love strategy game "Utopia" and put it in Nongfengyue. Each person charges 10 yuan to download, and regularly updates the 5 yuan plot package , The sales are booming, and the money is transferred to Xu Douxiao's card every month. This is for a later story, so I won't mention it for now.
Xu Douxiao still doesn't realize the value of betraying his emotional life at the moment, and is worrying about Yuan Ben's loss of contact.
After knowing the routines like the back of his hand, Xu Douxiao tried to contact Yuan Ben, but the other party's mobile phone was turned off, and his QQ profile picture was blacked out for the entire holiday, and all his tentative messages fell into disarray without any reply.
Xu Douxiao's heart was always up and down, and the stories in his mind became more and more bizarre. From Yuan Ben's shyness to his terminal illness, he ran wantonly on the bloody Kangzhuang Avenue all the way.
Until a notice from the school stopped him.
As the backbone of the school's social services, the Student Union has been given the glorious task of welcoming freshmen, which means that they have to arrive at school a few days earlier, arrange work, and prepare for welcoming new students.
As soon as Xu Douxiao entered the meeting room, he saw Yuan Ben sitting next to Guyue and yawning. His temples were shaved short, and the naturally curly black hair on the top of his head looked like a soft nest, ready for birds to come out at any time. The kind of nest, the nice kind.
I'm really hopeless.
Xu Douxiao, who knew that the other party was more likely to do something and was too lazy to take care of it, while spurning himself, went through his own script.
Don't be too obvious, just greet naturally, as if nothing special happened, but pay attention to showing the unique intimacy between yourself and the other party.
"Old Xu, long time no see." When Yuan Ben saw him coming, he naturally pulled away the chair beside him, "I suffered a lot during this holiday. I was crushed by my dad and thrown into the army as soon as I got off the train. Yesterday Just pack it up and get on the train. Sorry, I haven’t replied to your message.”
"Ah, no, it's fine."
"Here, Nanmen's milk tea, no sugar, no ice and no pearls." "Thank you, thank you." Xu Douxiao took the iced milk tea with a dazed expression.Gu Yue, who was sitting by the side and watched the two show their affection, couldn't take it anymore: "Old Yuan, you're too biased, why don't you think of bringing me a cup of milk tea? You can also bring a bottle of mineral water."
"You still drink milk tea, don't you think you are fat and want to quit sugar?"
Yuan Ben lazily pointed to the corner of the conference room, "There's plenty of mineral water there, take it yourself."
Gu Yue muttered about the differential treatment and got up to get water, while Xu Douxiao sipped the milk tea without saying a word, running the program in his mind at the speed of light.
So, he wants to pretend it never happened?
Did he misunderstand that I rejected him or did he regret it?
More data are needed for interpretation.
Xu Douxiao, who was thinking seriously, didn't notice Yuan Ben texting frantically on the side.
Recipient: The female devil; Xiaoxiao, it's useless, she still doesn't care about me.I said my father killed me this time.
Sender: Devil head; did you explain clearly?Who would have thought that uncle would be so ruthless, even if there were special circumstances at home, there was nothing he could do about it.
Recipient: Female Devil; I explained it and even bought him milk tea.useless...
Recipient: Female Devil; You said what did I do wrong? It's been two months, and I've been lukewarm to me since the beginning of the league.
Recipient: Devil head; ah! !In the end is why!
Sender: Female devil head; it's almost done, if it doesn't work, don't play together.
Recipient: Devil head; what are you talking about?How can a human being give up so lightly? Huahua also scratched me when she first came home. If it wasn't for my unwillingness to give up, would she be so soft and cute?
Sender: The Devil;...you really treat Xu Douxiao as a pet cat; Recipient: The Devil;...No.
Sender: Devil head; you feel your conscience and say.
Recipient: Female Devil; …
Sender: Devil head; Hey, let's go through the plan again, be natural, don't exaggerate the gap between you, and show the unique intimacy between you in a timely manner.
Recipient: Devil head;——k——Sender: Devil head; why do I feel that I am chasing girls for you.
Recipient: Devil head; nonsense!A girl is no more difficult than Xu Douxiao.
Sender: Devil head; convinced.Remember that the third child will arrive tomorrow, you go to the train station to pick him up.
Recipient: The female devil; don't worry, I'm talking about this.See you tomorrow……
Sender: Devil head; see you tomorrow...
When Yuan Ben asked Qingmei for help, Xu Douxiao was not idle, and Gu Yue, who came back with water, moved to his side, secretly gossiping.
Gu Yue winked: "How is that friend of yours?"
Xu Douxiao sighed, "It's not that good."
"I saw no one."
"See you."
"and then?"
Seeing that he was speechless, Gu Yue guessed that he was unlucky, and somewhat hated iron and steel: "There is no progress, I tell you that it is not good to be too gentle, sometimes you have to cut the mess quickly."
"It's not like that."
"Hey, Old Xu, what did the article number 26 say, a man should be strong, ask her out, slap her, and kiss her. If she can kiss you, you can kiss her."
"Who kissed whom?" Yuan Ben asked naturally when he heard a tail when he put down his mobile phone.
Xu Douxiao, who was embarrassed to death by the side of the party, was blushed by Gu Yue's kisses, and then asked by Yuan Ben, he just wanted to disappear into the air.
"No one..."
"It's Old Xu..." Gu Yue glanced at Xu Douxiao's blushing face, and thoughtfully replied, "My friend."
Yuan Ben hit the nail on the head: "Isn't that old Xu?"
Xu Douxiao didn't feel so uncomfortable when he participated in the Mathematical Olympiad. What kind of questions are these? What does he mean? Did he hear that?
Will he be unhappy if I discuss this matter with Gu Yue?What should I do now! !
Facts have proved that when it comes to feelings, it doesn't matter how many times you rehearse. Just a word from your sweetheart is enough for you to think about it for three days or five days, not to mention responding with tact and tact.
Xu Douxiao is not immune either, what's the use of making a small program, if it should get stuck, it will still get stuck.
Gu Yue said righteously: "No, it's an old friend of Xu Douxiao's."
Yuan Ben showed an expression of "see you continue to make up": "Oh, what happened to his old friend?"
"I encountered a small emotional setback. If you don't ask us for advice, it's mainly me."
Yuan Ben was stunned for a moment, but quickly expressed his disdain for Gu Yue's self-confidence.
"Ask you? I've only known you for a year, and I've seen you dumped fifteen times. What can you teach them? Self-comfort after a broken relationship?"
"That's better than you." Gu Yue said, "At least I still have experience. The experience of failure is also experience."
"I'm Ning Que Wu Lan." Yuan Ben didn't bother to argue with him any longer, so he turned to ask the client...'s friend, "Have you encountered any minor emotional setbacks?"
Xu Douxiao stared blankly at Yuan Ben's sincere and friendly smile, and turned even faster.
I met you.
Do you want me to speak in front of Gu Yue at this very moment?
What's the problem?
See if I have the courage to come out publicly?
It's worth it if you have it, or forget it if you don't?
No, why should I be tested and tested by you? You were the one who borrowed wine to confess, you were the one who took the initiative to kiss me, and you were the one who lost contact. Why should I be led away by you?
Xu Douxiao was angry.
In fact, Xu Douxiao's analysis of Yuan Ben's various psychological annoyances and misunderstandings cannot be established.
The drunk Yuan Ben is like a computer program invaded by a virus, and when he wakes up, he is like a disk after one-key recovery, memory and other things are clean and without trace.Confessions, kisses, have been swallowed by the black hole called alcohol.
He only remembered what he seemed to have said to Xu Douxiao.But what is it?He thought, if it was important, he would tell himself.
It was indeed a very important matter, but it was no longer something that Xu Douxiao could confess to him face to face.
It is impossible for Xu Douxiao to understand his kind of strange wine, so he could only answer him with a cold face after struggling in every possible way: "It's nothing, just a small matter."
In a word, intimacy is a sentence, and if you can discuss it with Gu Yue, you can't tell him.
No matter how much Yuan Ben liked the little cat, he couldn't stand being scratched all the time, so he didn't even bother to put on a smiley face, so he said, "Oh, really." Then he stopped talking.
Gu Yue looked at this and then that, not understanding what's wrong with the two of them, and wanted to say a few words to adjust the atmosphere, but seeing their thighs still touching each other when they were arguing, he immediately didn't want to say anything.
How could it be unfavorable?If you can use one-third of the skill to deal with Yuan Ben, you can guarantee that the girl will be caught easily.
No matter what, the work of the student union still needs to be done. Xu Douxiao thought about Yuan Bentian's lazy temper when it was hot, and deliberately arranged for him to take charge of the school, but he didn't appreciate it at all. The first person to sign up as a pioneer officer went to the station to pick up the students Boy, Gu Yue couldn't help making fun of him because of his positive and clear attitude.
"Old Yuan is so active, is it because he wants to harvest the first crop of wheat?"
Others followed suit.
"Yuan Ben, can you save some life for us?"
"It's okay, Lao Yuan can still see his face. As far as his temper is concerned, which little girl can bear it."
"It's over, Yuan Ben is enlightened, Gu Yue, you are about to die."
"Aren't I hanging out with him?"
"I think it should be opened here. Let's see who has received the most phone numbers after this welcome. I will be the banker."
"Don't forget the chairman."
"Yes, and the chairman."
At the end of the working meeting, Xu Douxiao, Yuan Ben, and Guyue all became front-line welcome staff for the sake of fairness in the game.
When Gu Yue saw this program, he couldn't say a word other than admiration. He said that love makes people crazy, but his creativity and execution ability are rare.
Gu Yue: You are so good, you can make a love strategy game.
Xu Douxiao: What market can there be if there is only one attackable character?
Gu Yue: You don't understand, there is a charm of being single-minded, you give me this program, I'll find someone to make one, and we can earn some food money.
Xu Douxiao: Up to you.
Gu Yue found someone to make a vertical painting based on the images of Xu Douxiao and Yuan Ben, and made a complete campus love strategy game "Utopia" and put it in Nongfengyue. Each person charges 10 yuan to download, and regularly updates the 5 yuan plot package , The sales are booming, and the money is transferred to Xu Douxiao's card every month. This is for a later story, so I won't mention it for now.
Xu Douxiao still doesn't realize the value of betraying his emotional life at the moment, and is worrying about Yuan Ben's loss of contact.
After knowing the routines like the back of his hand, Xu Douxiao tried to contact Yuan Ben, but the other party's mobile phone was turned off, and his QQ profile picture was blacked out for the entire holiday, and all his tentative messages fell into disarray without any reply.
Xu Douxiao's heart was always up and down, and the stories in his mind became more and more bizarre. From Yuan Ben's shyness to his terminal illness, he ran wantonly on the bloody Kangzhuang Avenue all the way.
Until a notice from the school stopped him.
As the backbone of the school's social services, the Student Union has been given the glorious task of welcoming freshmen, which means that they have to arrive at school a few days earlier, arrange work, and prepare for welcoming new students.
As soon as Xu Douxiao entered the meeting room, he saw Yuan Ben sitting next to Guyue and yawning. His temples were shaved short, and the naturally curly black hair on the top of his head looked like a soft nest, ready for birds to come out at any time. The kind of nest, the nice kind.
I'm really hopeless.
Xu Douxiao, who knew that the other party was more likely to do something and was too lazy to take care of it, while spurning himself, went through his own script.
Don't be too obvious, just greet naturally, as if nothing special happened, but pay attention to showing the unique intimacy between yourself and the other party.
"Old Xu, long time no see." When Yuan Ben saw him coming, he naturally pulled away the chair beside him, "I suffered a lot during this holiday. I was crushed by my dad and thrown into the army as soon as I got off the train. Yesterday Just pack it up and get on the train. Sorry, I haven’t replied to your message.”
"Ah, no, it's fine."
"Here, Nanmen's milk tea, no sugar, no ice and no pearls." "Thank you, thank you." Xu Douxiao took the iced milk tea with a dazed expression.Gu Yue, who was sitting by the side and watched the two show their affection, couldn't take it anymore: "Old Yuan, you're too biased, why don't you think of bringing me a cup of milk tea? You can also bring a bottle of mineral water."
"You still drink milk tea, don't you think you are fat and want to quit sugar?"
Yuan Ben lazily pointed to the corner of the conference room, "There's plenty of mineral water there, take it yourself."
Gu Yue muttered about the differential treatment and got up to get water, while Xu Douxiao sipped the milk tea without saying a word, running the program in his mind at the speed of light.
So, he wants to pretend it never happened?
Did he misunderstand that I rejected him or did he regret it?
More data are needed for interpretation.
Xu Douxiao, who was thinking seriously, didn't notice Yuan Ben texting frantically on the side.
Recipient: The female devil; Xiaoxiao, it's useless, she still doesn't care about me.I said my father killed me this time.
Sender: Devil head; did you explain clearly?Who would have thought that uncle would be so ruthless, even if there were special circumstances at home, there was nothing he could do about it.
Recipient: Female Devil; I explained it and even bought him milk tea.useless...
Recipient: Female Devil; You said what did I do wrong? It's been two months, and I've been lukewarm to me since the beginning of the league.
Recipient: Devil head; ah! !In the end is why!
Sender: Female devil head; it's almost done, if it doesn't work, don't play together.
Recipient: Devil head; what are you talking about?How can a human being give up so lightly? Huahua also scratched me when she first came home. If it wasn't for my unwillingness to give up, would she be so soft and cute?
Sender: The Devil;...you really treat Xu Douxiao as a pet cat; Recipient: The Devil;...No.
Sender: Devil head; you feel your conscience and say.
Recipient: Female Devil; …
Sender: Devil head; Hey, let's go through the plan again, be natural, don't exaggerate the gap between you, and show the unique intimacy between you in a timely manner.
Recipient: Devil head;——k——Sender: Devil head; why do I feel that I am chasing girls for you.
Recipient: Devil head; nonsense!A girl is no more difficult than Xu Douxiao.
Sender: Devil head; convinced.Remember that the third child will arrive tomorrow, you go to the train station to pick him up.
Recipient: The female devil; don't worry, I'm talking about this.See you tomorrow……
Sender: Devil head; see you tomorrow...
When Yuan Ben asked Qingmei for help, Xu Douxiao was not idle, and Gu Yue, who came back with water, moved to his side, secretly gossiping.
Gu Yue winked: "How is that friend of yours?"
Xu Douxiao sighed, "It's not that good."
"I saw no one."
"See you."
"and then?"
Seeing that he was speechless, Gu Yue guessed that he was unlucky, and somewhat hated iron and steel: "There is no progress, I tell you that it is not good to be too gentle, sometimes you have to cut the mess quickly."
"It's not like that."
"Hey, Old Xu, what did the article number 26 say, a man should be strong, ask her out, slap her, and kiss her. If she can kiss you, you can kiss her."
"Who kissed whom?" Yuan Ben asked naturally when he heard a tail when he put down his mobile phone.
Xu Douxiao, who was embarrassed to death by the side of the party, was blushed by Gu Yue's kisses, and then asked by Yuan Ben, he just wanted to disappear into the air.
"No one..."
"It's Old Xu..." Gu Yue glanced at Xu Douxiao's blushing face, and thoughtfully replied, "My friend."
Yuan Ben hit the nail on the head: "Isn't that old Xu?"
Xu Douxiao didn't feel so uncomfortable when he participated in the Mathematical Olympiad. What kind of questions are these? What does he mean? Did he hear that?
Will he be unhappy if I discuss this matter with Gu Yue?What should I do now! !
Facts have proved that when it comes to feelings, it doesn't matter how many times you rehearse. Just a word from your sweetheart is enough for you to think about it for three days or five days, not to mention responding with tact and tact.
Xu Douxiao is not immune either, what's the use of making a small program, if it should get stuck, it will still get stuck.
Gu Yue said righteously: "No, it's an old friend of Xu Douxiao's."
Yuan Ben showed an expression of "see you continue to make up": "Oh, what happened to his old friend?"
"I encountered a small emotional setback. If you don't ask us for advice, it's mainly me."
Yuan Ben was stunned for a moment, but quickly expressed his disdain for Gu Yue's self-confidence.
"Ask you? I've only known you for a year, and I've seen you dumped fifteen times. What can you teach them? Self-comfort after a broken relationship?"
"That's better than you." Gu Yue said, "At least I still have experience. The experience of failure is also experience."
"I'm Ning Que Wu Lan." Yuan Ben didn't bother to argue with him any longer, so he turned to ask the client...'s friend, "Have you encountered any minor emotional setbacks?"
Xu Douxiao stared blankly at Yuan Ben's sincere and friendly smile, and turned even faster.
I met you.
Do you want me to speak in front of Gu Yue at this very moment?
What's the problem?
See if I have the courage to come out publicly?
It's worth it if you have it, or forget it if you don't?
No, why should I be tested and tested by you? You were the one who borrowed wine to confess, you were the one who took the initiative to kiss me, and you were the one who lost contact. Why should I be led away by you?
Xu Douxiao was angry.
In fact, Xu Douxiao's analysis of Yuan Ben's various psychological annoyances and misunderstandings cannot be established.
The drunk Yuan Ben is like a computer program invaded by a virus, and when he wakes up, he is like a disk after one-key recovery, memory and other things are clean and without trace.Confessions, kisses, have been swallowed by the black hole called alcohol.
He only remembered what he seemed to have said to Xu Douxiao.But what is it?He thought, if it was important, he would tell himself.
It was indeed a very important matter, but it was no longer something that Xu Douxiao could confess to him face to face.
It is impossible for Xu Douxiao to understand his kind of strange wine, so he could only answer him with a cold face after struggling in every possible way: "It's nothing, just a small matter."
In a word, intimacy is a sentence, and if you can discuss it with Gu Yue, you can't tell him.
No matter how much Yuan Ben liked the little cat, he couldn't stand being scratched all the time, so he didn't even bother to put on a smiley face, so he said, "Oh, really." Then he stopped talking.
Gu Yue looked at this and then that, not understanding what's wrong with the two of them, and wanted to say a few words to adjust the atmosphere, but seeing their thighs still touching each other when they were arguing, he immediately didn't want to say anything.
How could it be unfavorable?If you can use one-third of the skill to deal with Yuan Ben, you can guarantee that the girl will be caught easily.
No matter what, the work of the student union still needs to be done. Xu Douxiao thought about Yuan Bentian's lazy temper when it was hot, and deliberately arranged for him to take charge of the school, but he didn't appreciate it at all. The first person to sign up as a pioneer officer went to the station to pick up the students Boy, Gu Yue couldn't help making fun of him because of his positive and clear attitude.
"Old Yuan is so active, is it because he wants to harvest the first crop of wheat?"
Others followed suit.
"Yuan Ben, can you save some life for us?"
"It's okay, Lao Yuan can still see his face. As far as his temper is concerned, which little girl can bear it."
"It's over, Yuan Ben is enlightened, Gu Yue, you are about to die."
"Aren't I hanging out with him?"
"I think it should be opened here. Let's see who has received the most phone numbers after this welcome. I will be the banker."
"Don't forget the chairman."
"Yes, and the chairman."
At the end of the working meeting, Xu Douxiao, Yuan Ben, and Guyue all became front-line welcome staff for the sake of fairness in the game.
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