There's always someone trying to trick me

Wu Chang woke up five days later.

He felt as uncomfortable as if his whole body had been run over by a car, and he was sore.

After waking up, he lay in bed for a long time.Recalling everything he experienced before he fell into a coma, it still seemed like a dream.

He is not dead?

The situation at that time did not seem to be as optimistic as he thought, and Wu Chang thought that he was doomed.

Although he was lying there unable to move, he could feel the constant vitality in his body.

Wu Chang opened his mouth, wanting to call someone.But after a long time of not speaking, when he spoke, he could only make a breathy sound, and could not speak at all.

Wu Chang was very thirsty, struggling for a long time, he could only reach out and pat the bed board, hoping to attract Xie Bi'an's attention.

Zhong Kui was picking leeks outside clumsily, and when he heard movement inside, he hurried in to have a look.

Seeing Wu Chang woke up, he guessed that he wanted to drink water, so Zhong Kui poured him a glass of water with his dirty and muddy hands.

Wu Chang looked at him in surprise, and then at his dirty hands.

"Don't worry, it didn't get into the water." Zhong Kui chuckled and stuffed it into his mouth.

Wu Chang was helpless, opened his mouth and took a few sips.

When his throat became moister, it finally felt less uncomfortable. Wu Chang cleared his throat, "Who are you? Why are you at my house?"

"He is Zhong Kui, temporarily taking over from Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu to protect us." Luo Yan came in from the door, saw Wu Chang woke up, and answered his question after hearing his question.

Wu Chang looked at him, "Replacement? What happened to Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu?"

"It's okay, I just went back because I have something to do." Luo Yan didn't want to tell Wu Chang about the two of them, worrying that he would feel guilty.

Signaling Zhong Kui to go out quickly, Luo Yan came over.

Zhong Kui was a little sticky, and his eyes always drifted to Wu Chang's body, which made Wu Chang feel weird.

When Zhong Kui finally went out, Wu Chang looked at Luo Yan, "Hey, why did you bring a black briquette here?"

Zhong Kui's appearance is indeed not white and clean, and he is short and fat, which Wu Chang said is quite vivid.

Luo Yan smiled, sat on the edge of the bed, took Wu Chang's hand to test his pulse.

Wu Chang's recovery was fairly normal, so he was relieved.

"Lack of manpower, there is no one more suitable than him for the time being."

Wu Chang leaned against the head of the bed, "You can really make a living, you can find such subordinates."

Luo Yan didn't speak, just looked at Wu Chang with affection in his eyes.

Wu Chang felt uncomfortable being watched by him, "Hey, what are you doing? Tell me what's going on, why are you always looking at me!"

"You haven't said what happened that day."

Wu Chang thought about it, and told what happened, "I don't think there is anything abnormal."

Luo Yan nodded, "The person who attacked you has some background, I will tell you after I find out."

Wu Chang looked at him in disbelief, "Will you tell me?"

Luo Yan didn't answer, and asked him if he was hungry.

Wu Chang thought for a while, then shook his head, "How many days have I slept?"

"Even the day you disappeared, it should be six and a half days."

"Hey, I'm not hungry, am I? Why aren't you hungry now?" Wu Chang stretched out his hand to touch his stomach, "Why do I still feel quite full?"

Luo Yan reached out and pressed Wu Chang's stomach, and found that Wu Chang's stomach seemed a little firm.

"You actually..." Luo Yan frowned, surprised.

Wu Chang was frightened by his expression, reached out and patted his hand, "Hey, if you have something to say, don't squeak."

Luo Yan looked at him, frowning so much that a fly could be killed, "During your capture...something happened."

Wu Chang blinked, "And then?"

Luo Yan thought for a while, but didn't know how to word it for a moment.

Fan Wujiu melted the ice silk, but Wu Chang absorbed the energy.

He absorbed part of his divine soul, and gained Fan Wujiu's power, and even absorbed part of his power in the fog cave at that time.

Although Wu Chang is an ordinary person now, he already has an immortal body...

The stuff in Wu Chang's stomach is the "turbidity" in his body.

"You might need to puke right now, uh... don't you feel sick?"

Asked by Luo Yan, Wu Chang was immediately dumbfounded.

He is a big man, and the only connection between a big belly and vomiting that he can understand is pregnancy.

When Luo Yan looked at him, he still frowned, as if he was at a loss.

Wu Chang looked a little terrified, and subconsciously reached out to touch his stomach.

"What's going on? Tell me, I can accept it."

Seeing his expression, Luo Yan couldn't help but smiled.

"Where did you think of going?"

"You asked me! Where can I think!" Wu Chang was frightened.

Luo Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm asking if you want to vomit, or if you feel sick. There are... some dirty things in your stomach."

Wu Chang's goosebumps popped up again.

"Dirty stuff, my stomach?"

Luo Yan nodded, stretched out his hand and lifted his quilt directly, intending to help him outside to vomit.

However, as soon as the quilt was lifted, Luo Yan took a look and quickly covered him again.

His face was blushing, "Why don't you wear clothes!"

Wu Chang looked at him angrily, "Hey, I just woke up! If I want to ask, I should ask you, why did you take me off!"

Luo Yan coughed and realized that he was a little too aggressive.

"You put on your clothes and go out and throw up."

Wu Chang put on his pajamas angrily, and went out by himself.

Luo Yan drew a circle for him on the ground, and Wu Chang actually didn't feel nauseous.

But when he saw the circle drawn by Luo Yan, he squatted down, pointed it there and tried to retch.

As a result, when he opened his mouth, the contents of his stomach seemed to be out of control suddenly, scrambling to spray out.

Wu Chang spat out tears, seeing what looked like ink pouring out continuously, and exuding an unbearable stench, he was about to faint.

On the contrary, Luo Yan didn't seem to hear him, standing behind him, patting his back from time to time to help him relax.

When Wu Chang couldn't vomit anymore, Luo Yan handed him a glass of water.

Wu Chang picked it up, rinsed his mouth, and drank the water in one gulp.

After he drank it, he felt that something was wrong with the water.

Sweet, icy and cool.

He looked at the cup and realized that it wasn't his home either.

This cup is made of jade, it feels warm and smooth to the touch, like the best jade.

The water inside is light blue, like a mint drink.

But when you drink it, it has no taste, but it feels extra sweet.

Wu Chang stood up, raised his glass and asked him, "What kind of water is this? Which company's drink is it?"

Luo Yan shook his head, brought the cup over, and stuffed it into the Qiankun bag.

"It's not a drink, it's yellow spring water."

"Uh..." Wu Chang's eyeballs were about to fall out.

"Yellow spring water is not what you think. Yellow spring is a spiritual spring in the underworld, which can help people cleanse their bones."

Seeing Wu Chang, Luo Yan still had a ghostly look on his face, and after thinking about it, he found a suitable wording to explain to him, "It's like the marrow washing pill in your martial arts novels, this can help you wash away the filth in your body."

"For detoxification and beauty?"

"It's for cultivating immortals."

Wu Chang felt magical.

Luo Yan sighed, and pulled Wu Chang to sit beside him, "You were taken away this time, and many things happened."

"By chance, you gained a lot of power. Now even if you want to be an ordinary person, you have no chance." Luo Yan squeezed Wu Chang's hand, and drew a line on his palm with his nails.

The wound was so deep that Wu Chang wanted to cry, but he found that it didn't hurt at all.

Mingming watched him inflict such a deep wound on himself, but he just didn't feel it.

The blood flowed out, a little warm, and before it slipped from the palm, it froze.

The wound also healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, without leaving any traces.

And the coagulated blood beads turned into something like fudge.

Crystal clear, soft...

Wu Chang looked at Luo Yan in disbelief, "What did you do to me?"

Luo Yan pointed to the circle just drawn in the corner of the wall, "The things inside are the last "impurities" of you as a human being. "

"Spit it out, you're not a human anymore."

Wu Chang looked at the smelly and black mass, and suddenly felt that this life was worth living.

If you spit it out, you will become a fairy.

Wu Chang seemed to have lost something, and his expression looked rather ugly.

Luo Yan sat with him for a while, then got up and went to the kitchen.

Wu Chang's first meal must be something clean.If you eat mortal food, you will suffer from indigestion.

Luo Yan took out the dew and vanilla from the Qiankun bag, made some sweet-scented osmanthus stuffing, and managed to make some food.

Zhong Kui watched from the side, smelling the strong smell of leeks on his hands, and felt bitter.

"Boss, at most he vomited twice after eating, it's not a big deal."

Luo Yan glanced at him, and continued to fiddle with the things in his hand, "Do your own thing."

Zhong Kui laughed bitterly, "I don't understand, what's so good about him, how can you like him?"

"We don't have any beautiful women in the underworld. Po Meng stands at the bridge every day and waits for you..."

"Say one more word, and I'll cut your tongue off."

Zhong Kui could only keep his mouth shut, looked at him sadly, and continued to pick leeks with his head down.

At noon, Luo Yan originally planned to make some appetizing chive sauce for Wu Chang as a side dish.

But I didn't expect him to leave the mortal body so quickly, so the leeks are useless.

Luo Yan didn't like to eat either, so he simply let Zhong Kui eat the chive box by himself.

After Wu Chang ate what Luo Yan had prepared, he only felt that his future would be bumpy.

He used to hear people say that eating flowers and drinking dew can make you immortal, but he didn't take it seriously.

Looking at it now, there is a feeling that it is not as expected.

It was amazing that he would not be a human when he woke up from sleep.

"This is a good thing..." Seeing that Wu Chang still couldn't let go, Luo Yan comforted him, "How many people dream of becoming a fairy fetus but still can't do it."

Wu Chang was depressed, "Whoever wants to be, I think it's good to be a human being."

"Being a fairy is no different from a human being, am I?"

Wu Chang looked up at Luo Yan, then lowered his head again, "I think you are miserable."