There's always someone trying to trick me

Wu Chang also had a dream of immortality when he was a child, thinking that if he could become a fairy, he would be able to eat and drink, and he would not be hungry.

Especially when he was in the orphanage, he was always bullied because of his physical and mental shortness.

He didn't have enough food and clothing to keep warm, and he was often beaten.

At that time, Wu Chang would think, if he was a god, he would give this group of people the greatest punishment!

And he won't feel bad if he doesn't eat or drink, which is definitely better than starving.

However, that was just a second-school dream when I was a child, and Wu Chang would no longer think that way when he grows up.

Even if he got to know Luo Yan later and knew his identity, Wu Chang never thought that he would become a human being one day!

Wu Chang was in a trance for the next few days, and sometimes he accidentally broke something while walking, and would still stare at it.

Wait until the wound has healed on its own before shaking.

Luo Yan went back to the east side room and slept. Occasionally when he woke up in the middle of the night, he would see Wu Chang squatting silently on the porch, looking at the moonlight.

Luo Yan was a little worried, and Wu Chang seemed dissatisfied with his new identity.

When he got up that day, Luo Yan sat directly on the chair in the porch.

Zhong Kui bought soy milk fritters from outside and hurried over, "Boss, do you want to eat?"

Luo Yan shook his head and looked at him, "Did Wu Chang not eat all the time?"

"Well, he's been hungry ever since he knew he couldn't die if he didn't eat."

Zhong Kui didn't understand this either. "According to the logic, people want to become immortals. I still remember Qin Laohei talking about wanting to live forever before he died, and clamoring to live another 500 years after he arrived in our underworld."

Luo Yan frowned, "Yeah, he doesn't seem happy."

"Hey, boss, it's not that I'm troublesome. Really, I think this Wu Chang is really nothing good."

"You said you can't like anyone, why did you just fall in love with this?"

Zhong Kui looked regretful, "He came to our underworld like this, and we don't know what's going on."

Luo Yan didn't say a word, and waved him to the kitchen.

After Wu Chang ate that meal on the first day, he could continue to eat mortal food.

Luo Yan originally thought that he would happily enjoy his new life, but he didn't expect him to be depressed.

He just sat there for a while when Wu Chang came out of the room.

After seeing him, he nodded, and then squatted at Luo Yan's feet.

Luo Yan felt uncomfortable seeing him like that.

"Are you blaming me?"

Wu Chang shook his head, "You are here to save my life, I know."

"You don't like being a fairy? Immortality...is it a problem for you?"

Wu Chang tilted his head to look at him, and answered after a while, "You can say that."

"Some people want to live forever because they feel that there are too many things to cherish in the world. What about me? It's the opposite."

"I am lonely and no one likes me, and I will suffer if I stay in this world. I am immortal, but I have no magic power."

"It's impossible to go to the sky, and I don't want to go underground. I am left alone in this world, and I am immortal. Isn't that a monster?"

Wu Chang's expression was a bit sad, and he looked extremely hurt.

Luo Yan didn't expect him to think so, he wanted to tell Wu Chang that it was not what he thought.

But I couldn't get the words out of my mouth.

What Wu Chang said was not wrong.

The sky is a gathering place for immortals, or they are cultivated to become immortals and reborn.Either born as a god, immortal.

Wu Chang...is an outlier.

He doesn't have any magic power on him, if he goes to the sky, he really can't do anything.Moreover, that group of people may not be willing to let him go up.

Moreover, Luo Yan would not let him go.

Wu Chang was distressed there, feeling that he was abandoned by everyone now, as if he never wanted to be with him.

Luo Yan looked at the back of Wu Chang's head, a little lost in thought.

Luo Yan felt that he seemed to be really reckless this time.

Although he likes Wu Chang, Wu Chang doesn't know it.Luo Yan felt that Wu Chang liked him, but he never opened his mouth to say so.

Now it directly made him look like this, it was like trying to catch a duck to the shelves, forcing Wu Chang to accept himself.

Because apart from himself, there is no place in the world that can accommodate him.

Luo Yan had a headache for a moment.

I feel that I have gone too far this time. For this sake, I really can only rush forward, and there is no turning back.

Luo Yan secretly made up his mind that he must make Wu Chang like him!

Thinking of this, when Luo Yan looked at Wu Chang, his eyes changed.

Wu Chang squatted on the ground for a while, his legs became numb, so he stood up quickly and supported the beams for a while, then walked into the house again.

Luo Yan was right.

Even if you become a god, you are still the same as ordinary people.

Stomach pain when hungry, dry mouth when thirsty, numb legs when squatting.

Although I am not dying of hunger and thirst, I still feel very uncomfortable.

He has been in a bad mood these past two days, and his thoughts are heavy, so he inevitably loses his appetite.

I haven't eaten for a long time, and now I feel that my stomach is churning violently.

Wu Chang went to the room and took out a new set of clothes to change into.He took out the remaining money from his pocket and counted it. He felt that he could have a good meal, so he went out.

When he reached the door, he kicked Luo Yan's stool leg, "Hey, I'll treat you to dinner."

Luo Yan froze for a moment, as if he didn't understand why Wushang invited himself to eat suddenly.

"Anyway, I won't be able to die in the future. What kind of pension money should I keep?" Wu Chang took out his wallet and shook it in front of Luo Yan, "I've never invited you to dinner, but today I'll treat you to hot pot."

Luo Yan doesn't want to eat hot pot, Luo Yan wants to eat Wuchang.

But Wu Chang was in a better mood after all, Luo Yan would not be disappointed at such a time, nodded, and went out with Wu Chang.

Wu Chang's electric car didn't move the two of them, so he hailed a car directly.

Coincidentally, it was the weasel who came to pick him up.

Wu Chang said the name of the restaurant directly, and Lao Huang nodded quickly, stepping on the accelerator and driving like lightning.

When they arrived at the restaurant, the two came down, Luo Yan stood at the door and frowned.

It's not that it's bad here, but because it smells... a bad smell when standing at the door.

Wu Chang also frowned, "What's the matter? I usually feel very fragrant, why does it smell a little smelly today?"

Luo Yan coughed, "Your five senses are a little more sensitive now."

Wu Chang looked at him and blinked, "What five senses?"

"It's because your hearing, vision, smell, taste, and touch are all sensitive..." Luo Yan wiped the tip of his nose, "The smell you smell now is not because of the change here, but because of your sense of smell..."

Wu Chang suddenly realized, and suddenly his face collapsed again.

"Then I wanted to eat hot pot, but now I can't?"

Luo Yan gritted his teeth, "Of course!"

Although it smelled unsatisfactory, Wu Chang and Luo Yan went in anyway.

After ordering food, the two of them tried their best to endure, and finally waited for the food to be served.

The waiters are very enthusiastic and the dishes look fresh.

The oily red oil looks very attractive, but the two of them just can't put their chopsticks down.

Because Wu Chang is usually frugal, and Xie Bi'an's cooking skills are also good.

So after Luo Yan came to the mortal world, he always ate the food they cooked, and never ate outside food.

Especially this hot pot.

Although it is well-known far and near, but now it seems that it is nothing more than a superficial appearance.

Wu Chang was still a little confused, so he looked at the pot, "What's going on?"

Everything looks clean, why does it smell like this?

To put it bluntly, it is called a peculiar smell, but to put it bluntly, I think it is a sewer.

Luo Yan coughed lightly, "Didn't you people often say...waste oil?"

Wu Chang's face fell, "Yes, I would have forgotten it if you didn't mention it..."

Although this one is delicious, it seems that something has happened before.

But it is said that the boss of this shop has a lot of face and stopped him.

So even if there are problems, it is still selling well.

Many people thought it was fake news, and the owner of this company also said that it was a competitor spreading rumors.

After a long time, everyone forgot.

Wu Chang really wanted to go out to have a good meal today, after all, he was a little hungry recently.

What's more, he felt that he would not be in decline like before. After all, he was also a person who could not die, so he wanted to indulge and indulge.

who knows……

"Really, why didn't the news break out!"

Luo Yan blinked, "You try."

"Huh?" Wu Chang wondered, "Try what?"

"Come out."

Wu Chang rolled his eyes, "Don't make such a joke, okay? I'm not a reporter, and I don't have any contacts. This kind of thing is not something I can do, I have to have a chance, okay?"

Luo Yan smiled, "You forgot, you are not human now."

Wu Chang frowned, "What does this have to do with it?"

"Of course it matters. As long as you think about it, you can do anything."

Wu Chang was taken aback, "I... have no mana."

"The so-called magic power is actually the mind power of the gods. Some abilities need to be practiced, and some abilities are innate."

Wu Chang still didn't understand.

Luo Yan simply stretched out his hand and tapped Wu Chang's forehead, "Now think about something you want to do."

Wu Chang blinked, "Anything is fine?"

"Anything is fine, as long as it is what you want to do."

Wu Chang closed his eyes, his eyeballs gurgling.

There he muttered something in a low voice, and after a while he laughed.

Luo Yan didn't know what he was going to do, and was about to ask, when he heard a scream behind him.

Luo Yan turned around, wanting to see what good things Wu Chang did.

As a result, when I turned around, I saw that the clothes of the little brother who had just entered the door and stood there to welcome the guests were gone!

It should have disappeared all of a sudden. In the public, the little brother was frightened and was screaming with his hands on his crotch.

Some of the people around were watching the excitement and some were frightened, shouting loudly.

Luo Yan's face darkened, and he looked back at him, "What are you thinking!"

Wu Chang chuckled, "When I came in just now, I was thinking, that little brother looks pretty good, I don't know what his figure is."

Luo Yan wanted to talk about him, but felt that it would be too unreasonable for him to say it now.

After all, he can say whatever he wants, Wu Chang is just playing a prank now, he seems petty when he reprimands him.