Special Administration

At noon, the whole family had lunch in the city with a smile on their faces. You Nian didn't feel bad about giving gifts.Various details are not listed for the time being.

In the afternoon, You Nian and Dad You went back to the town by car. Dad You obviously liked Qi Lin very much, and he took You Nian to the supermarket to buy some good wine and food. Don't treat the distinguished guests slowly.

Qi Lin has an aura of considerable background.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, You Nian and You Dad finally went home. You Nian originally wanted to take Qi Lin to work in the kitchen.

"Don't ask other people's guests to help you with work, come and come, Qi Lin come and sit down, let him do his work, let us have a good chat." Father You didn't fiddle with the sweater, and after two glasses of rice wine, let You Nian Quickly fry some peanuts and put them on the table.

While frying peanuts, You Nian pricked up his ears to listen, afraid that Qi Lin might say something that shouldn't be said.

You Nian didn't hear Qi Lin say a word until the peanut oil came out of the pan, pinched some salt, and spread it evenly like a misty rain.After bringing it out of the kitchen, I suddenly found that the two of them not only drank rice wine, but also smoked!

When did Qi Lin smoke!We've been together for a week, and I haven't seen this guy have any desires other than sex.Some couples who have been together for decades may still have some secrets, maybe because they think it is unnecessary, or maybe it is deliberate.You Nian doesn't mind the question of whether to smoke or not, Brother Wang smokes occasionally, and there are a few occasions, You Nian also smokes.

Obviously, Qi Lin is a very good listener, frowning at the right time - can't understand; also nodding at the right time - I have heard of this.For him, there is a sense of comprehension in the trivial matters between human beings. They are all simple things, but they are profound truths.

Suddenly there was a rapid "dong dong" knock on the door.

You Nian went to open the door, and there was the girl upstairs, with an impatient look on her face, she opened her mouth and asked, "You Nian, have you seen my boyfriend? Lu Shen."

"No ah."

The girl's face was ferocious, as if she was about to catch her in bed: "Impossible, he said he was looking for you!"

"We went to have lunch at noon, and we just came back." You Nian stepped aside and motioned for the girl to come in and watch, "Besides, I don't have his phone number, how can you come to me? I'm not afraid that I'm not at home."

Father You also said, "What's the matter, girl, speak slowly."

It turned out that Lu Shen, that is, the deer demon, said something before lunch, but he never came back, and the phone was turned off when he called. No one saw where he went.

You Nian seemed to understand something.

The girl didn't come in, she left with a small face like pear blossoms falling from the rain.

You Nian called Qi Lin back into the room, and as soon as the door was closed, he jumped up and twisted his ears: "What did you do to him! Didn't you tell you not to do it? You are a monster! You will kill people and hide your corpse!"

Qi Lin was short, and explained aggrievedly: "I didn't do anything."

You Nian rolled his eyes and immediately understood: "So you moved your feet!"

Now Qi Lin has nothing to say.

Qi Lin is standard smart but doesn't need to be on business.

You Nian hated iron for being weak, and let go: "Didn't you tell me to warn you and it's over! Did you just kick someone without saying a word?"

Qi Lin didn't dare to let You Nian see him baring his teeth and claws, so he lowered his head.

"Let's go, let's find someone... no, go find a demon." You Nian knew that Qi Lin had a crazy and cool look under him, but he couldn't laugh or cry, so he hurriedly looked for clothes, scarves, and hats, and put himself and Qi Lin together. Wrapped with three layers inside and three layers outside.

The middle-aged father You, who has no desires and desires, thinks rice wine and fried peanuts are the world's top delicacies, much more delicious than the sea cucumber and lobster he ate at noon, and suddenly finds that his son and friends look like they are going out.

You Nian hurriedly pushed Qi Lin to the porch to put on shoes: "Dad, a classmate asked us to go out, and we must come back before dinner! Dinner is for you!"

Father You said "Qi Lin wear more clothes!" Still being gagged, You Nian pulled Qi Lin and ran away like lightning.

Taking advantage of no one in the corridor, with a "snap", You Nian stuck an invisibility amulet on Qi Lin's head like a zombie, and pinched him again: "Transform quickly, fly over quickly."

Suddenly remembered something, You Nian hurriedly asked: "Do you remember where you kicked him?"

When Qi Lin thought about it, he really couldn't remember it, so he said honestly, "I don't remember."

You Nian shook Qi Lin's neck, and urgently asked with a pale face: "Always remember the direction!"

Carrying his wife Qi Lin was very happy. He became a prototype, activated the invisibility talisman, and flew in the direction of his impression with You Nian on his back. He didn't know if he was flying right.

You Nian regretted being blown by the cold wind, thinking that he was a monster or not, and he hadn't been kicked to death. He hated arrogance and arrogance, so why waste that energy to help others find a husband.I don't know if there is any magic weapon to fix the wind beads, if this goes on, even if you don't die, you will catch a cold.

Hard work pays off, and I don't know whether Lu Shen is lucky or unlucky.Not long after, You Nian squeezed the horns on Qi Lin's forehead, like turning the steering wheel of a car: "There!"

In the bare woods, among the white and frozen snow, there is a sika deer lying horizontally, with two huge and gorgeous horns on the top of its head, which are exquisitely carved.

You Nian had no doubt that Qi Lin hated these two horns.

Sure enough, Qi Lin snorted coldly.

You Nian patted his head and comforted him, "I like small horns."

Qi Lin's face was flushed immediately, and he was completely black all over. He said that the cold wind was blowing on his face, but no one believed it.He landed lightly, stepping on the frozen snow, the sky was bright and bright, no one was around, and four heavy footprints appeared on the snow.

Lu Shen should be fine, his big eyes stare like a living person sees a ghost, a monster meets a Buddha, a person loses money while alive, and a person loses money when he dies.

When Qi Lin kicked him before, he kicked him without saying a word, so that Lu Shen didn't see anything clearly, and flew like a shooting star in the sky, and then broke a hind leg.

You Nian took off the invisibility talisman on Qi Lin's forehead.Instead, he found that his natal talent was like that of a rebellious young man, who is invincible, arrogant, and self-defeating, such as illusions and illusions. Any spell directly applied to him will be resisted by the defense mechanism without a trace no trace.In addition, it is useless to retreat when you call, and to meet you if you don't call.

Lu Shen looked at a black beast and the person on it in disbelief, and then stared dumbfounded at the beast turning into the person who kicked him.He has never eaten pork but has seen pigs running. Of course Lu Shen knows about the legendary unicorn.

You Nian's tender egg white face was distorted by the blowing, and he approached enthusiastically and asked, "Are you okay?"

Lu Shen had nothing to say for a moment.

Qi Lin kicked Lu Shen's broken leg.

Lu Shen suddenly uttered a shrill scream, shaking off the snow on the trees, and a lot of ice slag fell into You Nian's scarf, making him jump around in the cold.

Qi Lin quickly untied his scarf, then untied his own scarf and put it on You Nian, and then wrapped himself around You Nian's scarf with ice scum and water stains.

"Speak!" Qi Lin raised his foot angrily.

Lu Shen was so frightened that he flinched back desperately.

You Nian hurriedly slapped him with sharp eyes and quick hands: "What are you doing! You are injured, can you be a little caring?"

Lu Shen seemed to see a ray of sky light, if he couldn't move his legs, he would have hugged You Nian's thighs and begged.

You Nian waved Lu Shen: "Speak up."

Lu Shen was puzzled, what did you say?

You Nian squatted down and poked Lu Shen's black nose with a finger: "Can you still talk?"

Lu Shen nodded in horror, the beasts obeyed him, what is the origin of this person?Looking at that delicate appearance again, she looks like a fairy concubine descending into the world of mortals.

A sika deer utters human words, which looks weird no matter how you look at it. Although You Nian is used to the demons of the heavens, he is afraid of being seen, so he said: "Can you still change into a human form?"

Lu Shen hurriedly transformed into a human form, and looked carefully, the beads of sweat on his forehead were frozen into icicles.

You Nian cared deeply: "Are you okay? Does it hurt?"

Qi Lin was behind You Nian, with his arms around him, his cold eyes could kill anyone at any time.

Lu Shen said, "I'm fine, nothing at all."

You Nian turned to look at Qi Lin, knowing it well, saw a tree branch standing upright in the snow, so he pulled it up and poked Lu Shen's injured leg, and continued to say softly but viciously: "This is my boyfriend, This secret is known by heaven and earth, you know it and I know it, and you are not allowed to tell others.”

It was clearly a question, but it didn't even have a questioning tone.

Lu Shen nodded like a robot.

You Nian threw the branch, stood up and said to Qi Lin, "Okay, let's take him to the hospital." Suddenly he remembered something, and said again: "Your girlfriend is looking for you like crazy, why don't you return her call, mobile phone Broken?"

Lu Shen pointed behind him: "It fell over there, I can't pick it up."

You Nian ran over to pick up the mobile phone buried in the snow. It was not cold outside the snow, but it was not turned off by the freeze. There were many messages and missed calls, which showed that the lover was very anxious.

You Nian asked Qi Lin to carry Lu Shen on his back, but Lu Shen shook his head as if he was about to be force-fed.Obviously it was Qi Lin who kicked people here involuntarily, not to mention freezing for a few hours in vain, and even broke a leg, and instead caused the injured to pay for it, what is it all about!

Qi Lin was even more unwilling to recite, and was slapped by You Nian again, so he had to recite Lu Shen reluctantly.

Lu Shen was so distressed that he didn't dare to speak, and swallowed all his broken teeth.

Fortunately, Qi Lin only carried Lu Shen to the side of the road, and You Nian called 120, before the ambulance arrived, and confessed with Lu Shen first.

You Nian is now very good at telling lies: "Remember, you were hit by a passing car while crossing the road. The car ran away, and the license plate was still unclear. Finally, with the help of kind people, I got my phone back and dialed 120."

Lu Shen asked dully: "Then how do you explain the four or five hours in between?"

You Nian angrily scolded: "Stupid, everyone passing by thinks that you are playing Pengci after the Chinese New Year, and they are afraid of bad luck."

So under Lu Shen's tearful gaze, You Nian saw that there was no one and no cars around, so he pasted another invisibility amulet on Qi Lin's head, and the two of them flew back and found a place where there was no one and turned into a human form.

Be careful before others, if You Nian refuses to be pulled by Qi Lin, Qi Lin puts one hand on You Nian's shoulder like a good buddy, letting You Nian take him to buy fireworks and firecrackers to play at night.

When I got home, Dad You was cooking.

As Qi Lin's punishment for being able to move his hands and feet, You Nian climbed onto the bookshelf, and took out the Chinese and mathematics textbooks from the six-year primary school that were heavily dusty from the top floor, and showed them to Qi Lin.

You Nian found that Qi Lin didn't understand mathematics at all, but he could write some Chinese characters, but the Chinese characters were purely imitations. The Chinese characters were clearly written from left to right, but Qi Lin wrote from right to left. Occasionally, I will forget one or two strokes.

There are 24 Chinese and mathematics textbooks in the six years. Qi Lin's mouth twitched, ready to be wronged and begged for mercy.

You Nian suddenly gave up on this set: "I'll finish reading this in an hour, okay! You have 140 and [-] hours in six days! Besides, I still have to tutor you."

After all, he pointed to the larger junior high school and high school textbooks on the bookshelf. In addition to Chinese and mathematics, it also included nine subjects in English, calendar, politics, geography, matter, and chemistry. "May Three" and various mock volumes are kept.

You Nian took out a copy of "Basic Charms" from his bag, on which were two A4 book covers glued together with tape, and beckoned Qi Lin to sit down on the ground, with enthusiasm, as if he had returned to the innocent age in high school , in a young school uniform, laughing and playing.He wants Qi Lin to leave traces in his past 25 years, so that the unknown era can depend on each other like the future years: "Come, come, read and study together and make progress every day!"

The author has something to say:

Oh my god, I finally played the first volume...continue to babble...

Volume [-]: A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains