Special Administration

The bed in You Nian's den is a single bed, 1.2 meters wide.It is a magic weapon at home, and its function is to greatly promote the relationship between husband and wife.

Qi Lin took a shower last night, and when he came in wearing boxer briefs, You Nian was already curled up and fast asleep, mostly because of the alcohol, he was so cold that he didn't even show his head.

The rice wine has a strong aftertaste, but Qi Lin has no effect, but the more the people under the quilt look at the old wine, the more he looks at the old wine, and he will be so drunk that he will be at a loss.Every second of the separation, You Nian was worried that he would not come back; similarly, every second of the separation, he also missed the taste of You Nian.

The next morning, with the first light of dawn, the earth will wake up.

You Nian was awakened by the sound of firecrackers in the early morning. He was in a daze, his head was a little heavy, and his body seemed to be soaking in a hot spring. The scalding temperature made him feel comfortable and comfortable.Qi Lin is back, he thought blissfully, he hasn't put on any clothes yet... He is lying on Qi Lin's body, Qi Lin is completely like a rolling pin that has been sensitized with hormones.You Nian on the top was melted softly, like a cotton candy.

One had to sleep on top of the other, and there was simply no room for two people in the cot.

When two people are together, rubbing casually, every corner of the skin is sensitive.

Qi Lin woke up suddenly, the sound of firecrackers outside the window was like firecrackers, much denser than last night, and some were set off directly downstairs.He watched You Nian lying on his chest with one ear exposed, subconsciously covered it with his palm, closed his eyes and prepared to sleep for a while.

You Nian was sobered by the shock below him, and blushed.I drank too much alcohol last night, and the sequelae were very obvious.

The sunshine on the first day of the new year is warm and white, just like the sunny days in Shanghai and Beijing yesterday.Yesterday, I was still going through the [-]th floor of hell, but today it has become a paradise of happiness.

You Nian used his knees to sense, and found that Qi Lin was only wearing a pair of boxer briefs, and the hot things looked like bamboo shoots that suddenly grew out of the ground, growing thirty centimeters a day.

At home in Nanjing, the bed was big, and although the two of them were sticking together, they couldn't get so close after all.They have not experienced a short clutch, and there will no longer be any gullies or threads between them.Clarify the relationship between Daoming, like the two become one, fused in flesh and blood, you have me in you, and you in me.

Qi Lin was very sensitive, his face was flushed, his body tensed up, he was flustered like never before, and his bones trembled a little. The 100-year-old little monster still looks like a young man who has just begun to love in the human world.

In a daze, You Nian stretched out his hand, and through a layer of soft cloth, he touched the blood spurting.

Qi Lin opened his eyes, and a pair of deep eyes became sober in an instant. He seemed to be intoxicated with nostalgia and looked down at the thick soft hair in front of him. It was obviously the same color, but it was full of styles.

You Nian's breathing gradually became heavy, spit on his chest, itching him so much that he could hardly stand the fire.Breathe slowly.It can be heard that he is suppressing and trying to restrain himself.

At one point, it was like a firecracker exploding.Qi Lin turned over suddenly, pressed You Nian under him, buried his head next to his ear, and rubbed his lips, ears and temples with fiery breath.

Qi Lin tied him tightly in his arms, rubbing against his body, against his, and against his own.

There was a blank in my mind, and I didn't know where the world was going for a while.There is fishy sweetness in the bed, and there is a sweet fragrance in the bitterness.

Both of them were blushing, afraid to look at each other.

It wasn't until after eight o'clock that Father You knocked lightly on the door.You Nian was horrified - the door seemed to be left open last night, if Dad just broke in like this and saw him and another man under the bed, the air in the bedroom was ambiguous, everything would be over!

Fortunately, my father is a person who respects his son's privacy. He didn't push the door directly. He stood in front of the door and asked, "There are a pair of shoes at the door. Is your friend here?"

You Nian exhaled, and calmly said: "Yes, I came last night, you fell asleep, and I didn't call you." Pulled La Qilin again.

As they said, Qi Lin called out very politely: "Uncle."

You Nian said again: "Dad, we'll get up right away."

Pa You immediately replied: "Don't, don't, keep on sleeping, and get up again when you wake up."

After being blown up like this, You Nian lost sleepiness and lay on the bed for a few more minutes before urging Qi Lin to get up and tidy up.Afraid of being seen by his father, You Nian found a bag to stuff all the dirty underwear in, hid it under the mattress, and opened the window for ventilation.

The temperature outside was sub-zero, and the windows were covered with frost.The feeling of being reunited was so good that even Bingshuang looked so beautiful.

The two got up and got dressed, and You Nian remembered that Qi Lin didn't wear a coat when he left, and there was no coat in his luggage!Let’s forget it in Nanjing, going out here without a coat is purely considered crazy.

You Nian wanted to go crazy, and had to buy clothes again, and had to buy better ones for Qi Lin, so he started thinking about Qi Lin's salary card.It stands to reason that Qi Lin has been working for seven or eight years, and he has never seen him spend money, so there should be a lot.

After thinking about it last night, You Nian felt that it didn't matter whose money was used if the two of them were to live as one.These days, I have been spending my savings, as if I want to raise a good boy, which is a kind of particularity.

Not all relationships are a lifetime thing, at least they love each other now.Until a certain day, no one loves the other anymore, and separation and reunion are impermanent, which is also a common thing.

On weekdays, it is enough for Qi Lin to wear a single shirt, but You Nian also asked him to wear a shirt and a sweater, both newly bought.

Qi Lin hated these restrictive and collared clothes, and felt that they were easy to wear like single clothes, but what You Nian said was what he wanted, and his blushing was not over yet, even the buttons were crooked.

You Nian could only button him, took out the collar from the neckline, and smoothed it out. He was dressed like a bookish man. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that wearing a dragon robe does not look like an emperor. No matter how Qi Lin wears it, he can't hide it. The kind of violent anger that is not easy to provoke, the sharp edges and corners on his face are exposed.

You Nian could only sigh: "Oh."

Qi Lin also said: "It's because I'm wearing too much."

The donkey's head was wrong, and You Nian said helplessly, "Be careful, I've already told you what I should tell you, don't make my dad angry, otherwise I won't play with you."

Qi Lin nodded, he was still very polite to humans, You Nian was just afraid that his fierce appearance would frighten his father.

The sweater has been knitted to the cuffs, and it's time to call it a day.There was barely any sound from the TV.Father You was knitting a sweater while watching TV, and when he heard someone going out, he turned his head to look.

You Nian hadn't brought his classmates home for many years, and suddenly went back to many years ago, when his son was still a thin and thin little carrot, obediently doing whatever he wanted.Over the years, I haven't seen him have many ideas, and he still looks like a child who is at the mercy of others.

"Dad, Qi Lin." You Nian pointed the person behind him with his thumb, "My colleague."

Before, You Nian told his father that his colleagues and parents were gone, and celebrating the New Year alone was too lonely, so he invited him to go home to celebrate the New Year together.But in my own New Year's Eve, it was deserted, with many people and more excitement, and there was only one more mouth on the left and right, so Father You was very happy.

Qi Lin hurriedly said, "Happy New Year, Uncle."

Father You quickly put down his work and picked up the red envelopes he had prepared in advance.He gave You Nian a red envelope every year, but this time he actually prepared two and gave one to Qi Lin and You Nian.

You Nian didn't expect his father to prepare two red envelopes, and he happily accepted them.

"Just arrived last night? It's been hard work."

Qi Lin didn't know how to answer.

You Nian quickly answered for him: "He worked overtime on New Year's Eve, and he only arrived in the early hours of yesterday."

Father You is more dull than Qi Lin, and he doesn't know how to greet people, especially a big guy like Qi Lin.

"Dad, let's make something to eat." You Nian hurriedly pulled Qi Lin to the kitchen.

You Nian held up a spatula to fry the eggs, Qi Lin picked up the fried eggs on the plate with one hand, and handed him the eggs with the other hand.

"Cook some fresh dishes later, these are all leftovers." You Nian said, "Well, I have to go to eat with my dad at noon, a reunion dinner with the whole family... I told you before .”

Qi Lin is depressed, why can't he be brought to the reunion dinner?So he said, "I'll become a puppy and go with you."

It is really unheard of for the majestic beast to ask to become a "dog" on its own initiative, and it is already very condescending.

You Nian couldn't help but smile: "No, you will be played to death, and you will really live like a dog? Of course not, you will flip the table."

Qi Lin lowered his head and said, "I'll just let it go."

You Nian couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It's not a question of whether you can reveal it or not. In short, people who are irrelevant can only bring their boyfriends and girlfriends."

Qi Lin didn't know where he heard the words: "I am your boyfriend."

You Nian felt that the big dog of his family seemed not to be so innocent overnight, and even used the word "boyfriend", and said anxiously: "But your boyfriend can't be made public! I have already told you this very well. Many times!"

After the six fried eggs were fried, You Nian lowered his voice, and there was almost no sound, for fear that his father would eavesdrop at the door, "You ate all the noodles last night, and there is no staple food. Do you want rice for lunch?"

Qi Lin didn't answer, feeling a little angry.

You Nian sighed, and went to warm up the dishes on his own.

"It's dangerous." Qi Lin stared straight at him.

You Nian recalled the time in the factory, and roared, "It can't be such a coincidence!"

Qi Lin said again: "I'll stay in your bag and stay out of the way."

You Nian turned a corner in his mind, put the plate in the microwave oven, turned it on for 3 minutes, and said, "There is something delicious but it doesn't come out? It's very fragrant, and you can still babble, are you hungry?"

This is Qi Lin's weakness.

You Nian stood on tiptoe and touched his head with great difficulty, "Hey, what's for lunch, I'll make it for you!"

"Braised short ribs." Qi Lin's order meant he had compromised, "I still have three cups of chicken."

"Three Cup Chicken is too much trouble, I'll make it for you at night."

When You Nian and You Pa were going out, they met the excellent son-in-law Lu Yao upstairs.

The deer demon seemed to be very interested in You Nian, and greeted You Nian as if he was familiar with him, very enthusiastically.But You Nian is keenly aware that this kind of familiarity is very embarrassing, unlike Hua Yichen who comes naturally.

"Smoking." The deer demon took out a pack of King Furong.

You Nian saw that this posture was the rhythm of finally telling the truth. He took the cigarette, put it behind his ear, and motioned for me to put it away. Put it on, and listen carefully.

Using silence to make sound, this trick was learned from Qi Lin.You Nian found out that he had learned badly from Chen Chen and the others, and it was impossible to learn from Qi Lin.Qi Lin's "badness" is a kind of tyranny and impulsiveness.

The deer demon didn't expect You Nian to be so good, so he smoked a cigarette and lit it.Handsome and bookish, "I heard you like my wife? Did you have a history with my wife before?"

You Nian almost staggered and fell, and just wanted to say hello, but he has said too many dirty words recently, and he has changed from a modest gentleman to an aggressive little hooligan.He has a boyfriend now, so he has to pay attention to his image.

Plain and innocent, confusing black and white, You Nian didn't expect this, thought it was about the Monster Alliance or the Special Administration Bureau, and said, "I'm not interested in your wife."

The deer demon obviously didn't believe it.

You Nian was even more afraid that Qi Lin would be jealous, and there was no way to reason, so he broke the casserole, patted Lu Yao on the shoulder, and said in an elder tone: "Brother, I like men."

The deer demon suddenly widened his eyes.

You Nian wondered, don't all you monsters accept this?

The deer demon hastily turned halfway, avoiding You Nian's hand, and fled in three steps at a time.

You Nian still wanted to call him back, but regretted it for a moment, what if he said it out?Neighbors in the neighborhood, it is said that the Internet speed is comparable to the low-peak period.

So I quickly asked Zhong Jiushi why some monsters didn't accept it.

Zhong Jiushi was very depressed: "Why don't you understand this question, I am human, I can accept it, and some people can't accept it, such as my father and my mother."

You Nian almost blurted out "Damn it", "Who told me that monsters can accept this!"

Zhong Jiushi's words are taken for granted, often peeking at the big picture and making generalizations, dismissively: "It's more acceptable, everything is not absolute, absolutely unreliable."

"..."

Zhong Jiushi said angrily: "Master Qi is back and you've gone on the offensive, and you dare to send an ellipsis to my old lady! You're getting fat again, right?"

In order to kill the gossip in the cradle, during lunch, You Nian called Qi Lin on the pretext of going to the bathroom, checked the post, and asked him to warn the deer demon by the way.

Qi Lin still hasn't figured out why boyfriends can't eat together, and there's another question about not being able to have boyfriends. He's obviously very smart and brilliant, and he's even partnered with Chen Chen. Now his head is full of question marks, but he just can't figure it out. These two questions.