Special Administration

Chen Chen came striding forward, his leather shoes buckled, and there was an irregular sound of "thump, thud, thump", which made You Nian want to hum a song along with him.

I haven't seen him for two months. I hurriedly saw that this person was old and thin, but when I looked carefully, I could see that he was neither old nor thin, as if he was forever living in the gap between the old and the young.

It was rare for Chen Chen to wear a suit without a jacket, his shirt sleeves were rolled up to his elbows, his tie was loosely draped over his shoulders, and his leather shoes were stained with soot.Even if there is no soot pollution, the leather shoes are not clean and shiny.From head to toe, everything looks in need of cleaning, just like when You Nian first saw Qi Lin, he felt that his clothes were in need of cleaning.

You Nian has never seen Chen Chen wearing a suit and tie. A good teacher suddenly dressed as a middle-aged gangster, and he was still a miserable gangster. He has no aura and is neither fish nor fowl.

Seeing You Nian's strange eyes, Chen Chen became conscious. He lowered his head and looked at the suit that even he thought was outrageous, and explained impatiently: "There was a meeting in the morning and I asked the suit to come out. I heard that you guys had a fight. ?" The conversation changed, and he asked anxiously with a pale face, obviously taking time out of his busy schedule, "What's going on, I've heard several versions in a while?"

You Nian got up to give him his seat, and subconsciously asked, "What versions are there?"

Chen Chen waved his hand, indicating that he would not sit down, and impatiently pulled off his tie and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, frowning, and the wrinkles between his brows were overlapping: "First, I said that Brother Qi and Xiong Kanqi's wives are jealous of each other, which caused the two husbands to be jealous. Big fight..."

After only listening to half of the words, You Nian burst out laughing loudly.

Qi Lin smiled puzzled, took You Nian's hand and rubbed his shoulder.

Chen Chen pretended to ignore it, and continued: "Later, I heard that Bai Xifu slept with Qi Lin's wife and was caught raped on the spot."

Qi Lin understood what he said, his face sank and his hands stiffened.

You Nian almost exploded. As expected, gossip and rumors are traps without walls and boundaries. If you spread it ten or ten times, it will only become more outrageous. He said frantically, "Caught the rape and caught it in the bureau? It's in the unit." Where? Openly staged a scene of catching a mistress?"

Seeing that Qi Lin was going to get angry, Chen Chen quickly raised his hand: "Oh, rumors and rumors, you can't take it seriously, you will be finished if you take it seriously. So, explain what's going on!"

Qi Lin has always been in charge of him, and You Nian was also brought into the game by him, and he needs to focus on training.Chen Chen is directly responsible for which of these two problems.The most important thing is that the other three who fought were also directly in charge of him. They were all his own people, tied to a rope, so what was there to fight?

Chen Chen originally thought that Qi Lin would restrain himself a lot after following You Nian. After all, You Nian is a kitten who is hesitant, cowardly, and a little afraid of getting into trouble, but the development of things will always exceed expectations, and fate will never let anyone catch the tail .Qi Lin became more and more troublesome, often angry, and even You Nian's temperament changed drastically, becoming sharp and extreme.To some extent, their respective changes may not be a kind of protection given to each other.

Seeing Chen Chen, You Nian felt a sense of belonging to the organization.The general administration building was deserted and lively, but none of it made him feel so calm when Chen Chen came. The sun shone through the green plants on his skin, clusters of yellow, and the shed was full of green. His heart was full of warmth and eloquence.Although Chen Chen is a stinky fart and a bit wimpy.

You Nian recounted the process in detail. Although he defended his shortcomings, he didn't put the blame on Bai Xifu and the others.

"Oh, so, I thought it was something." Chen Chen finally let go of his hanging heart, returned to normal, took the time to take out the crumpled cigarette from his trouser pocket.Both trouser pockets are full of things, bulging, as if carrying all the wealth.You Nian looked at it, wanting to see what else was in his trouser pocket, whether it looked like Doraemon, and then saw Chen Chen take out a disposable lighter, with a green plastic shell and cracked marks, it really looked like it was taken from a trash can. picked it up.

You Nian found that this guy was really a collection of the good qualities of all the old people in the world.

Chen Chen took a puff, exhaled the smoke ring to the side, and sighed: "Ninety-nine is not far from ten."

You Nian jumped up, and was blown away by Chen Chen's tortoise hair: "Which eye of yours can see that it's almost indistinguishable! You don't even touch the edge of the wool!"

As soon as he jumped up, You Nian found a smoke alarm above his head, fresh tomato red, very eye-catching.

Chen Chen followed his line of sight to look up, saw it was a smoke alarm, and sneered, "It's not very useful, who in the building can't just squeeze some water out, it won't burn it up"

Except me!You Nian was about to continue to explode, but found that the smoke ring blown by Chen Chen hadn't floated to the alarm, it was still far away, it was like bumping into a transparent wall, and he couldn't get through. There was no way out, only dead end One, with a decisive temper, the choice disappears in thin air.

You Nian felt that Chen Chen was a bit outrageous recently, and it didn't seem like he was too tired from work, so he cared: "You have been addicted to smoking recently."

Qi Lin crossed his feet and put his arms on the back of the chair, leisurely watching out for Chen Chen.

Taking advantage of You Nian's unpreparedness, Chen Chen glanced at Qi Lin.This was his first face-to-face, real confrontation with Qi Lin in the past few months.

It disappeared at a glance, and the two guys had their own thoughts and tacit understanding.

Chen Chen smoked the cigarette in two or three puffs, threw it on the ground and stamped it out, put his foot into the gap between the floor-to-ceiling windows and the floor tiles, and said hastily: "It should be nothing later, I can scold you a few times at most, but that tiger's gall is like a cat's gall." Yes, I probably won’t scold you, so don’t worry.”

You Nian was dissatisfied, and put his hips on his hips and yelled, "What's wrong with the cat gall, what happened to the cat gall?"

His majesty the great little orange cat has taken care of the mighty beast Qi Lin, and he is not afraid of it.Look at Qi Lin's eyes staring at You Nian, as if he was about to put it in his mouth, whether the wind blows or the rain blows.

Chen Chen found that the metaphor was inappropriate, so he was speechless for a while, and after a while, he said with a little jealousy: "In broad daylight, pay attention to the image."

The law enforcement robot strolled up to the seventeenth floor. It was extremely fast, with keen observation, and quickly caught the abnormality. It stopped in front of the cigarette butt, remained silent, and did not move.

You Nian suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and his brain opened wide: "What is it doing? Is it DNA testing in the air to find the culprit and bring it to justice? Or is it actually a large sweeping robot?"

Chen Chen said mercilessly: "Notify the cleaner to sweep the floor, but the cleaners ignored it."

You Nian has a feeling of being useless, such as himself, feeling overwhelmed: "You guys are bullying it too much, right?"

Seeing You Nian staring at the robot for so long, Qi Lin thought that all the things that could move were alive with flesh and blood. He decided that You Nian was going to take the robot home, and became jealous, so he forcibly turned You Nian's head around, so he was relieved.

Chen Chen took a breath, and said dismissively: "Don't bully it, it bullies us, do you want to be bullied or let it ride on your head?"

Of course You Nian chose the latter, thinking that it's a cute thing, it's okay to be bullied.Thinking about it this way, the little robot really becomes cuter and cuter the more it looks, bringing forth the new through the old and sprouting a realm.

Chen Chen also said: "The group of guys from the Internet Security Department changed the program, but they were afraid of being found out, so they didn't dare to make major changes. The normal law enforcement function is still there. If there is nothing wrong, they will be fined and find a cleaner."

The office door opened, Minister Hu didn't dare to keep Qi Lin waiting for too long, Bai Xifu waited for a blessing in disguise, and the scolding didn't last long.

Zu Zhang was in front, Bai Xifu put his hands on his shoulders, Xiong Kanqi put his hands on Bai Xifu's shoulders, pushing one by one, connected together like a centipede, pushing each other out.Zu Zhang didn't even lift his foot, and moved forward entirely by the thrust behind him and the smoothness of the floor.

You Nian couldn't laugh or cry, in front of the leader, these guys really know how to play.

"Hey, team leader!" Bai Xifu greeted Chen Chen happily, "We finally came back safely! The mission has been successfully completed!"

Xiong Kanqi's whole body was shaking when he laughed, and he might not be able to go out if his whole body expanded by a little bit, and he didn't have any sex at all. He said seriously: "Hello, Group Chen!"

Zu Zhang stood at the front, but smiled at the end, rubbed his voice, said with joy and gentleness, "Group Chen!"

Although Chen Chen is a bad fart, his subordinates respect him from the bottom of their hearts.

Chen Chen nodded, as a greeting.But because of Minister Hu's face and the fact that they were looking for trouble just now, they couldn't be polite.With a gloomy face, Chen Chen said sharply, "Did you type the report?"

The three of them shook suddenly, you looked at me and I looked at you, looking at each other.

Chen Chen narrowed his eyes, but the words were still in his throat.

The three hurriedly pushed and shoved, and ran away, leaving three handsome figures behind.

Bai Xifu waved back while running: "Let's go!"

When Minister Hu saw Chen Chen coming, he couldn't help being a little surprised: "Chen Chen, you came just in time. I gave the three of them the job of the night festival, and it's the punishment for violating discipline this time."

It stands to reason that once a mission is over, there will be three to ten days of vacation time depending on the priority of the mission. After the mission is over, Bai Xifu and the others can enjoy ten days of rest.It is unreasonable to drive ducks to the shelves in this way.

Chen Chen really wanted to seek benefits for his subordinates and become a leader with a perfect reputation, but his immediate superior had already spoken, so he couldn't save face and dismissed it, so he quietly replied: "I'll follow the arrangement, so there will be less trouble."

"Brother Qi..." Minister Hu looked at Qi Lin, and then caught a glimpse of You Nian beside him, frowning, as if encountering some serious problem, "This is You Nian?"

You Nian was embraced by Qi Lin, unable to get up even if he wanted to.There is no reason for the leader to stand while the subordinates sit.But Qi Lin sat with a full posture of [-] million, not realizing that there was something wrong at all.You Nian smiled awkwardly: "Yes, I am You Nian."

Chen Chen took out a piece of paper folded into squares from his trouser pocket, and unfolded it leisurely: "The application form for a temporary execution certificate, read it especially, let him go out with Qi Lin on the mission first, and get familiar with the business early, and it will be easy to get started once the certificate is obtained." .”

You Nian swears that he clearly saw Minister Hu's disgusted face, as if he saw a garbage collector or manure collector in a luxury shopping mall.Chen Chen definitely did it on purpose, You Nian thought maliciously, no matter how disgusting it is, this guy is bad enough.

Minister Hu waved his hand and didn't answer at all: "After passing the exam first, there is no need to rush for a while."

You Nian was surprised that Chen Chen's character of fighting for reason didn't insist at the moment, but just folded the application form and put it back in his trouser pocket with a blank expression.

Minister Hu asked again: "Do you have anything else to do?"

"It's gone." Chen Chen said bluntly, "I'm actually here to find them."

You Nian couldn't help complaining: It's the way to find the minister for feelings.There are so many inner dramas, and watching the fierce fighting between the minister and the team leader is like watching a pangu epoch-making drama up close.

Chen Chen set an example and demonstrated to You Nian what it means to have power without being able to do it.

Minister Hu has a blue face that wants to beat someone up, but the performance of the executive department depends on a few team leaders, and Chen Chen is still the most outstanding team leader, especially in recent years, he is even better than Qi Lin. God.

Qi Lin was very bored, he couldn't see these flamboyant things, he pressed and raised his hands on You Nian's shoulders, hooked and twisted, treating outsiders as air, and moved freely.Ever since I got You Nian, I never feel bored at all times. I enjoy playing You Nian very much. Sometimes I even feel that 24 hours a day is too short.

Now Qi Lin understands that there are 24 hours in a day, and the time passes by exactly on time, the sun rises at sunset, the moon rises and sets, and the calendar has to turn to a new page.In his heart, You Nian is so great that he actually "invented" 24 hours a day...

"Then go about your business." Minister Hu swallowed, and issued an order to evict the guest, obviously not wanting to see this annoying person again.Turning to look at Qi Lin, with a pleasant face, with obvious flattery, "Brother Qi, come in and talk."

He only said Brother Qi and ignored You Nian.

This idiot, Chen Chen took pleasure in other's misfortune, and deliberately did not remind him that Qi Lin is now obeying You Nian.

Chen Chen waved to You Nian: "Go, go to my office and talk."

No matter what Minister Hu Qi Lin said, he must be talking about chicken and duck.Unless Minister Hu wanted to introduce his daughter to Qi Lin, You Nian felt relieved, pushed Qi Lin, and felt that he was even more gentle and cute than Zuzu: "Go,"

Seeing You Nian's appearance, Chen Chen suddenly began to shiver inexplicably in his bones and joints, shaking his shoulders, trying to relax.

Qi Lin was obedient, and spoke softly as if exhaling immortal energy: "Then you follow Chen Chen, remember not to go anywhere."

After finishing speaking tenderly, she reluctantly got up just now.

Minister Hu's face turned green involuntarily, he couldn't see through You Nian's background, but he could see that the two were full of adulterous love, and suddenly it was like calling ninety-nine and eighty-one thunders to descend into the world, and they were even bombarded by crackling Blast into popcorn.

As expected, Qi Lin is very face-saving, and You Nian is also very good.Chen Chen was satisfied, and he took You Nian away like he was ready for a buddy. At the same time, his whole body was like falling into an ice cellar, and the ice cellar of thousands of years of ice was not so cold to the bone.Chen Chen shivered, understood the reason, retracted his hand, respectfully and far away, respecting and admiring him, motioned for You Nian to walk ahead.

You Nian rested his forehead with one hand, vaguely understanding the reason why Chen Chen ran out of the office despite his busy schedule.

As soon as the door was closed, Chen Chen immediately recovered his nature, and patted You Nian on the shoulder with one hand: "Is it fun to have a holiday?"

"It's not fun." There are only two people left, You Nian doesn't need to give Chen Chen face, not to mention he used him as a gun just now, borrowing and repaying, it's not difficult to borrow again, you have to find your way back, "read and endorse every day Be a teacher. What kind of work did you arrange for Qi Lin? I can follow."

Chen Chen took out the application form, threw it into the trash can, and then said happily: "Of course, if you follow Qi Lin, who would dare not let you intervene? The night ceremony that the minister mentioned just now was originally intended to be handed over to you. This is a Great work, the top is very important, you have to go to at least two groups, Bai Xifu's group, Qi Lin and you also go, the two of you can make up one group. I even held a two-hour meeting in the morning for this .Walk to my office, and I will tell you carefully. Are you hungry? There are still a few buns..."

"I dare not eat your steamed stuffed bun! You were fined [-] just now. I'll pay the fine first. Do you really have to pay it? Can you refuse to pay it—" You Nian asked.

Chen Chen pointed to the direction where the law enforcement robot left: "It only has the authority to fine it and it can start to work, so you can take pity on it."

It seems that there is no way to escape, You Nian sighed, wiped Qi Lin's execution certificate from the side pocket of the backpack, held it up and shook it, "You should use this, but I didn't pay the fine."

Qi Lin didn't even know that there were such things as execution certificates, and they were all kept by Chen Chen. Later, when You Nian asked, they were couriered to him together with the meal card and the forged identity documents.

"Of course, you haven't joined the job yet, and the human resources department didn't enter your information." Chen Chen was quite loyal, "I'll teach you how to bully it later, and find a place for you."

"No, it's too pitiful. Do you have any conscience?" You Nian sighed again, "Then I'll pay first. Qi Lin will definitely be unhappy knowing that I will pay."

Chen Chen raised his eyebrows, took out two pieces of candy from his pocket, and said in disbelief, "Qi Lin knows how to spend money now?"

You Nian felt a little dizzy looking at the two different brands of candy, and Chen Chen put everything in his pocket like picking up trash: "I don't understand anything, this is the fastest way to learn."

Qi Lin is still growing up and eats a lot, and You Nian is not willing to let him eat badly. He cooks differently or orders takeaway every day. The monthly food expenses alone are enough to cause headaches.

At the elevator entrance, while waiting for the elevator, You Nian suddenly noticed that there were red ropes around Chen Chen's neck, coiled between the collarbone like red blood threads, and it was hard to tell whether it was about to seep into the skin or seep out from the skin.Chen Chen's appearance is very rough, without any accessories, You Nian was a little surprised: "What are you wearing?"

Chen Chen lowered his head and saw the red rope, hurriedly buttoned his shirt all the way to his chin, and refused to say: "Don't you bring something too?"

On You Nian's chest is a dog tag with "Qi Lin" printed on it, which is a pair with the "You Nian" that Qi Lin is carrying.Seeing that Chen Chen deliberately put aside the topic, You Nian couldn't help but become very curious, and came roaring like a typhoon and tsunami. His heart suddenly felt unbearably itchy, and he held up a dog tag to Chen Chen's eyelids: "I'll show you mine, you Show me yours."

Chen Chen was shyer than ever before, he was older than a big girl, and he was still panicking in secret.

The two sides looked at each other for 20 seconds, and the elevator reached the seventeenth floor with a "ding", which was a relief for Chen Chen.

Chen Chen seemed to be at straw, he pushed You Nian into the elevator, turned around and ran away.

There must be adultery!It's going to overflow!

You Nian opened his eyes suddenly, cat eyes were bright, full of fighting spirit, valiant and high-spirited, vowed to cross Chen Chen's "Yalu River"!The next time I see him again, I'm bound to get to the bottom of it.But when I got off the elevator, I was completely attracted by the magical office on the first floor of the Special Administration Bureau, just like Harry first entered Diagon Alley, his jaw dropped to the ground, his body was full of noises, and he had to pretend that it was not his first time here. The business is very good and very skilled.

So, curious about Chen Chen, he flew to the country of Java without stopping.

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