Special Administration

You Nian searched for a long time before finding the words "No. 62: Fine payment window" on the last line of a sign.

Following the directions, I found window No. 62 where there was no queue, and suddenly found that Bai Xifu was sitting on a nearby chair smoking a cigarette, obviously not the first one, the smoke was thick and lingering.You Nian is not relying on the past, but he is nervous.

The little robot bumped into Bai Xifu's knee regularly, and repeated tirelessly in the same electronic child's voice: "Discipline violation, public places, smoking is not allowed, please put out the smoke, please put out the smoke, thank you for your cooperation."

You Nian suddenly became overwhelmed with sympathy, causing the universe to churn.

Xiong Kanqi and Zu Zhang sat cross-legged on the ground in front of Bai Xifu, accepting criticism with lowered eyebrows.

Bai Xifu ignored the little robot, and taught him a lesson while smoking, pointing fingers, quite the demeanor of a social boss.

You Nian was far away and couldn't hear what he was saying clearly.

Bai Xifu suddenly noticed You Nian who was at the side, and was a little at a loss. He twirled the cigarette butt on the head of the hapless little robot and extinguished it.The other hand raised up to wave at You Nian, and then threw the cigarette butt casually. The cigarette butt drew a beautiful parabola in the air before landing.

The little robot was immediately attracted by the cigarette butt, just like what You Nian had seen on the seventeenth floor, kept silent, and ran away after a while.

It seems that in the whole situation, the guys in the executive department are carefree and undisciplined, either littering or bullying others or monsters and law enforcement robots.Everyone Qi Lin knows that garbage should not be thrown away casually!

You Nian walked towards Bai Xifu, and Bai Xifu also got up to meet him.

Bai Xifu put his arm on You Nian's shoulder casually, looking like a good buddy between us, he asked casually, "Come to pay the fine?"

You Nian let out a "hmm", thinking that now Qi Lin will be jealous and lose his temper when he sees it, but he is not familiar with Bai Xifu, so it is not good to avoid it.I was still entangled in my heart, sure enough, being gay is not good at all.

Bai Xifu led the way righteously: "Come, over here."

Bai Xifu cared about You Nian, her eyes and heart were on him.As soon as Xiong Kanqi and Zuzhang were liberated, they writhed on the ground and fell into two balls of dough filled with too much water as if they had lost their bones.

There is still no need to line up at the No. 62 fine payment window. Sitting in the window is a young man with particularly short hair. He looks impatient as if he has just been released from the detention center.

You Nian handed over Qi Lin's execution certificate and was about to take out his wallet.

"Don't—" Bai Xifu stopped You Nian, took out a black wallet from his pocket, there was a black card on it, and handed the black card to the young man in the window.Obviously, he just paid the fine and put the card into his wallet in no hurry.

Black card—see also black card—

You Nian is speechless, this is an era when black cards are worthless, like paper kites, flying all over the sky.

The treatment of monsters is really good. Any monster can draw a black card.You Nian sees monsters who are better at mixing, they all have this thing, it seems that the card issuer is wholly owned or controlled by Monster Union.However, there is really such a possibility, after all, everyone said that the power of the Yaolian is as high as the sky.

The young man looked at the three big gilt characters "execution certificate" on the cover of the certificate, pointed at the orchid and brushed the certificate, squeezed his throat, as thin as a weak willow Fufeng, his delicate face was motionless, only a pair of eyes were moving, and he glanced at Bai Xifu , sighed in the mouth: "It's the executive department again, you pay the fine every day."

The executive department has assembled local hooligans and hooligans from all over the country, who do not obey the rules day and night, causing trouble.

You Nian really couldn't be more embarrassed, Rao's cheeks couldn't be thicker these days, and now his eyes are flushed.What kind of world is this? It was obviously Qi Lin who caused the trouble first, and offended Zu Zhang, and now he needs to apologize and pay the fine?Domineering does not bring such a thing, it will be bad in an instant.

The young man saw the name "Qi Lin" displayed on the screen!Race "Kirin"!His eyes widened suddenly, and he couldn't look at You Nian wantonly, his eyes were stained, and he couldn't move them away, and he still swiped the card skillfully in his hand.

You Nian looked apologetic, lowered his head slightly, curled his long eyelashes, and didn't dare to look at Bai Xifu: "I should be the one to say I'm sorry..."

Ding—the cat who will apologize ten thousand times is online.

After swiping the card, the young man put the card and POS slip on the counter.

"What's the matter, those two make trouble every day, and I pay the fine every day, I'm used to it." Bai Xifu said nonchalantly, and signed the POS slip in a fluttering manner.After signing, open the wallet and put the card back.

Providence for it.

You Nian swears that he didn't deliberately look at other people's wallets or pry into other people's privacy.

There was a photo in Bai Xifu's wallet, and You Nian clearly saw his own face.

You Nian took a deep breath, on the verge of erupting.Sure enough, they are all snake spirits... A pair of cat eyes are even more rounded, and the eyelashes are curled up to look more lively and playful.

Bai Xifu also realized what happened, and opened his wallet to show You Nian the photo, smiling embarrassedly.

You Nian let out a breath, let go of the hanging heart, and calmed down. Sure enough, he was just like Hua Yichen, who looked like a snake maniac. In fact, they should all be righteous and good young people.

It was a group photo of You Nian and Si'er going to the aquarium in March, and it was taken by Qi Lin.You Nian recalled that the phrase "the lingering light enters the bamboo, and the setting sun floats on the pond" was actually seen at Uncle Bai's house, and it was a calligraphy hanging in the porch.In this way, the truth has become clear.

You Nian asked: "Uncle Bai, are you the father?"

No wonder when Bai Xifu introduced himself, he acted as if he knew him. He must have heard a lot from Si'er and Uncle Bai.

Bai Xifu put away her wallet, and glanced at You Nian without any trace: "Yes, I'm third."

That's right, You Nian suddenly realized that it seemed that Uncle Bai had mentioned that he had a son in the executive department.But Bai Xifu and Uncle Bai didn't look alike at all, they were clearly two extremes.Uncle Bai is a fairy who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, while Bai Xifu is like a ruffian with a social atmosphere, occasionally sloppy.

No, Si'er is your younger brother, but why did you choose the photos of me and your younger brother to put in your wallet?You Nian is still baffled.

Bai Xifu, like his father, knows people's hearts. When he found out what You Nian was wondering about, he smiled and smoothed things over: "Si'er forced it in, saying that if I dare to take it out, I won't recognize my brother."

You Nian was about to be struck by lightning.

The young man handed over the POS slip and the fine payment certificate. Bai Xifu gave the payment proof to You Nian, twisted the POS slip into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket.

You Nian caught a glimpse of Zu Zhang, so there is no need to worry about Qi Lin getting jealous now, he started being jealous out of nothing.Fu thought about the business again, and apologized earnestly for Qi Lin, with a gentle and sincere tone: "Well, I'm sorry for Qi Lin..."

Bai Xifu was very surprised, and said "En", with a rising tone, like a big drama, with a melodious turn, on the verge of a climax.

You Nian continued: "Qi Lin didn't say that on purpose in the elevator, he didn't mean it..."

Hesitating, twitchy, dull, sincere...doing everything possible to apologize for the one who hated her.In the Mainland, there are actually cunning excuses.Raising a Qi Lin is indeed not worry-free. He has to take care of everything, including basic necessities of life, food, housing, transportation, and even human relationships.

Bai Xifu let out an "ah" in surprise, and waved her hand nonchalantly: "You said Zuzu, he's fine, you see, that's not a good thing, a child's temper."

Zu Zhang and Xiong Kanqi leaned together, only their backs could be seen.If you look carefully, two guys, one big and one small, are getting together, and they seem to be plotting some great plan.This scene is quite joyful.Actually munching on potato chips behind his back.

Bai Xifu took out the ball of paper in his pocket and threw it at Zu Zhang, hitting the back of his head.

Zu Zhang was unresponsive, touched the back of his head, turned his head reluctantly, and swept past with dreadlocks and ponytail like a broom.

"Tell you not to eat so many snacks!" Bai Xifu roared impatiently, her face was full of expressions of wanting to beat someone up, "Do you still want to eat lunch!"

Something was thrown from upstairs outside the window, and those who were close ran to watch it, but those who were far away were inexplicable.

Xiong Kanqi and Zu Zhang are very playful, curious like an arrow, and they love to watch the excitement. They don't care about anything at the moment, they get up and run to the window, one big and one small lie on the window, The movements are still perfectly consistent, almost as if they are glued.

Bai Xifu opened up to You Nian and said helplessly, "Look, it's not like nothing happened."

You Nian was also very curious, so he walked over to have a look.

Outside the window was a grown-up tiger lying on the hot sun, surrounded by broken glass, obviously thrown from upstairs, lying on the ground in a large font, panting heavily.The monster has thick skin and strong bones, and nothing happens.

Bai Xifu followed and said in shock, "Damn it, why was the minister thrown down from upstairs?"

You Nian stuttered, unable to believe it: "Department, Minister? Executive Minister?"

Bai Xifu affirmed: "Of course, it's him who just met."

Now You Nian doesn't understand anymore.Such a small tiger is obviously not yet an adult, and he can't get along with the middle-aged Minister Hu.

Xiong Kanqi pointed at the glass with sausage-like fingers, and said in a delayed tone, "It's a Balinese tiger, only one-third the size of a normal tiger. Does my brother eat potato chips?"

It was almost noon, You Nian was waiting for lunch, but he was too embarrassed not to pick up.

Minister Hu shivered in the sun, trying to get up tremblingly, unable to do what he wanted.Someone nearby came to help him. There were many people with mixed hands, and they almost dragged him back into the building.

Zu Zhang stuck out his tongue at Minister Hu.

Bai Xifu said, "Extinct animals."

You Nian thought of Secretary-General Bai, who was just an extinct monkey.It seems that cultivating adults can save a race for a short time, but it is only drinking poison to quench thirst. Those who should be extinct will disappear in history one day.You Nianhu can understand how such a guy who doesn't do anything practical can sit on the position of minister. Although he doesn't know what a Bali tiger is, it must be a creature that is thousands of times more precious than a giant panda. If conditions permit, he might enshrine it stand up.

Sure enough, Xiong Kanqi pouted with a sullen face, made a "cut", and then slowly said: "Obviously our giant pandas are national treasures, well, many girls scream for us, and videos are uploaded every day, both at home and abroad. See people love."

You Nian recalled that Xiong Kanqi's prototype was three meters tall and three meters wide, with a big mouth, sharp fangs, and imitating the standard movements of orangutans. "Love" doesn't stick to half points.

Seeing You Nian's mouth twitching, Xiong Kanqi obviously misunderstood, thinking that he had found a bosom friend, he arched his body against You Nian, and said, "You think so too, brother."

If it weren't for the rock solid Bai Xi on the other side, You Nian would really be knocked down.

Only Zhong Jiushi always talks about "brother" and "brother".

You Nian wondered: "Oh——couldn't my sister just come back from a mission with you?"

Bai Xifu said, "That's right, she went home and went to sleep, the three of us came to the headquarters to close the case."

Zhong Jiushi, the living Bodhisattva, was enshrined in the team. You Nian could almost imagine how the three of them got here in the past 20 days.

Xiong Kanqi said with a mournful face: "Being brainwashed by my sister all day long, I can almost engage in pyramid schemes. If she engages in pyramid schemes, she can create a kingdom of pyramid schemes!"

Zu Zhang stretched out his index finger, poked the corner of You Nian's mouth, blinked his eyes, and asked dully, "Do you have twenty?"

twenty!twenty!twenty!

You Nian was in full bloom, coming and going, she also stretched out her index finger to poke the corner of Zu Zhang's mouth, looking at that little face with clear features, as expected, everything was sweet when she was in a good mood.You Nian accepted the compliment modestly and sincerely, and answered with the corner of his mouth raised, "Where is it, I'm 25."

Bai Xifu stroked her chin, looking like she was analyzing the case: "That's not right, this building is all cast with the Vajra Curse, who can break the glass."

There are dark glass shards all over the ground outside, clusters in the east and west, the sun is shining hot, and the glass shards are like top-grade colored glaze.

You Nian was surprised and looked at Bai Xifu: "The Vajra Curse?"

Bai Xifu had obviously heard that You Nian was an ordinary person, so he explained with empathy: "Look at the fight just now, a man as big as a bear didn't break the flower pot. Not to mention the glass, even the chair tiles They are all added with spells, the defense of this building is a forbidden spell, generally speaking, only people of my father's level can break it."

You Nian stuffed the potato chips into Xiong Kanqi's arms, raised his legs and ran like lightning: "I still have something to do, let's go first, everyone, talk slowly, see you soon!"

Zu Zhang stuffed potato chips into his mouth and said, "What's wrong with him."

Xiong Kanqi groaned pretentiously, clenched a fist with one hand and slapped the other hand, making a final decision with absolute certainty: "Urgent urination."

Bai Xifu rolled his eyes with a cigarette in his mouth.

Zuzhang's thinking was faulted like a geological structure. He opened the potato chips and ate them, sighing: "Do you have any idea that he speaks in four words? Idioms! One sentence is full of idioms!"

Xiong Kanqi's eyes were shining, as if his eyes were full of flesh: "My sister is really right! Extraordinary! You are like a heavenly man!"

"Ah, what do you mean?"

"I don't know, I just copied it."

A group of... unthinkable... Bai Xifu told himself, why should the family make things difficult for the whole family.He snatched the potato chips with resentment, and reached out to dig out only to find that there were only dregs left in it. He resentfully raised his head and poured the dregs into his mouth, swallowing all the resentment mixed with the dregs of the potato chips.