Fortunately it's you

"It is said that today's film and television appreciation course has transferred a new teacher."

"He's still a doctor! And he's also a handsome guy with a doctor."

At this time, Zhang Xiaowei entered the university's first class, the film and television appreciation course.The classroom is discussing this new teacher who has never met in full swing.

"Hey, pot cover, didn't you say that you have been immersed in the school's forum for a long time, tell me about this teacher's situation." Lin Yu pushed the pot cover sitting in front with his fingers, and asked lazily.

Pot Gai looked constipated, and said with a wry smile, "Isn't this embarrassing me? I'm not a Jianghu Baixiaosheng, how can I know everything?"

Boerba, who was sitting next to the pot cover, sneered, "Then don't install encyclopedias in the dormitory from now on."

Just as he was talking, the door was pushed open.

The eyes of the whole class "swish" to the teacher who came in at the door.

Zhang Xiaowei saw a doctor who was completely different from what he had imagined appeared in his sight. He was wearing shy jeans and a white T-shirt with a big Doraemon printed on it. With a cool airplane head, he looks extraordinarily energetic.He looks ordinary, but when he smiles, his eyes narrow into a slit and reveal two small dimples. His eyebrows are relatively thick, almost forming a monogram, just like a college student who just graduated, and he looks very approachable.

Zhang Xiaowei was immediately interested in this course.

Teacher Ku walked up to the podium slowly, and smiled slightly, showing a row of neat teeth, "Why is there no applause, don't you all welcome me?"

The applause was thunderous, and Zhang Xiaowei felt that Lin Yu beside him was applauding uncharacteristically.

"Calm down, buddy, don't feel overwhelmed when you see a handsome guy." Zhang Xiaowei tried to comfort Lin Yu.

"Tch, not only can't help but I also have to dance." Lin Yu said, shaking his hands from his seat.

Sure enough, Teacher Ku's gaze was attracted by Lin Yu. Seeing Lin Yu smiling slightly, his gaze shifted and fell on Zhang Xiaowei, who nodded slightly to Zhang Xiaowei.

Zhang Xiaowei quickly nodded politely.

Teacher Ku picked up the chalk and turned his head on the blackboard, writing his name, Xu Qi.

The pen is strong and beautiful, and the chalk characters are beautiful.

Turning around, she said generously, "I am your film and television appreciation teacher, Xu Qi. Although I am a Ph. It's your brother."

The applause was even louder than before.

Xu Qi smiled, scanned the class and said, "One more thing, will you skip class because you are tired of my handsome face?"

The girls screamed, "No!"

Zhang Xiaowei heard Lin Yu's scream and it was also mixed in.

Teacher Xu Qi said proudly, "That's what you said. If you skip my class, I will go to your dormitory and spank your ass. Alright, monitor, please give me a list of the class members."

Zhang Xiaowei stood up and gave Teacher Xu Qi a copy of the list of class members in his hand.

Turning around to leave, Xu Qi called out, "Squad leader, please stay."

Teacher Ku pretended to be surprised and asked, "Did our monitor go to the wrong place?"

Zhang Xiaowei was taken aback, tilted his head and smiled, "Why did the teacher say that?"

Teacher Ku pointed to the opposite building and said, "As far as I know, the film and television acting class is taught in that building."

"Hahaha." The class burst into laughter, applauded and screamed, almost toppled the roof.

"That squad leader, what's your name?"

"Zhang Xiaowei".

"Good name, well, thank you." Xu Qi smiled sweetly.

Xu Qi quickly connected the computer to the teaching TV in the classroom, and inserted the USB flash drive into the computer.

Then he looked at everyone sincerely and said, "Do you know Director Wong Kar Wai?"

The students talked in a hurry.

Hearing their talk, Zhang Xiaowei felt a little ashamed.Because he didn't know Wong Kar Wai at all.

Zhang Xiaowei knows that he chose this major because of his curiosity about movies, but it doesn't mean that he knows the movie circle very, very well.

Because the rural area where he grew up, computers are not so popular yet, only the village committee has one in the whole village, and the key is in Zhang Zhi’s father’s pocket. Zhang Zhi once took the key secretly and took him in to play. After a few hours, I was beaten up violently, and since then I have to apply if I want to play on the computer.

Because I live in school for a long time, I watch less TV, so I don't have much exposure to movies and TV.

As for Wong Kar Wai, he only read a few sporadic stories in the entertainment magazines he read at the same table.

Xu Qi nodded and said with a smile: "Students are really knowledgeable and talented. Of course, don't be discouraged if you don't know, because I have you. As for his movies, the lines and camera language are very particular. Of course, our research focuses on the lines.

Now I show you this movie is a movie I like very much.This is also the movie I have watched the most times, because I have watched it so many times that one of my former roommates could memorize the lines in it back and forth.Everyone please enjoy. "

The students all opened their eyes wide and stared at the TV.

When the four characters "Happy Together" appeared on TV.

Zhang Xiaowei saw that Lin Yu next to him showed a sudden understanding expression, and the students around him also showed an unnatural expression, and let out a strange cry of "Aww".

When he saw He Baorong played by Leslie Cheung and Li Yaohui played by Leung Chiu Wai Chi, the two big men were stacked together naked, Leung Chiu Wai lay on Leslie Cheung's back and wiped the saliva into the backyard played by Leslie Cheung, and held a gun behind him When in and out.

Zhang Xiaowei only felt his cheeks were hot, and he lowered his head involuntarily.He could even feel his "brother" swelling up rapidly.

Zhang Xiaowei really felt that such an embarrassing movie could be played in full view, and the students around seemed to be enjoying it.

The changes in Zhang Xiaowei's expression fell into Lin Yu's eyes. Taking advantage of Zhang Xiaowei's inattention, Lin Yu reached into Zhang Xiaowei's crotch, kneaded it, and left quickly.

Zhang Xiaowei was startled by the sudden grab.

The whole class was startled by Zhang Xiaowei's jump, Xu Qi paused, and said, "Huh? Do you have any advice from the squad leader?"

Zhang Xiaowei stammered, "I, I..."

It happened that the phone vibrated, Zhang Xiaowei grabbed the phone and said, "The counselor called, I went out to answer the phone, sorry to disturb everyone, and went out with a blushing face."

It wasn't the counselor Yang Guang who called Zhang Xiaowei, but Zhang Zhi.

But Zhang Xiaowei didn't pay attention to it. Zhang Xiaowei ran into the toilet, brewing a little urge to urinate, and slowly calmed down the eager brother.

When Zhang Xiaowei saw that it was Zhang Zhi calling, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he smiled secretly, "It's just a day later, this kid can't stand his temper." So the phone rang again, but he didn't answer it.

The second vibration sounded, Zhang Xiaowei took the time to answer the phone, but there was no sound from the other end of the phone.

Zhang Xiaowei coughed and said softly: "If no one speaks, I will hang up the phone."

"Grandpa", a voice softer than a mosquito came from the other end of the phone.

Zhang Xiaowei held back his laughter and said loudly, "What's your grandson's name? The old man is getting old, so I can't hear your name."

"I'm calling you a scumbag, little thing, wait until you come back and see if I won't beat you up." Zhang Zhi laughed on the other end of the phone.

"You know you like farts all day long, and you don't have to talk about them all the time." Zhang Xiaowei said seriously.

"Fart, I just like your white and tender butt, hehe." Zhang Zhi smirked.

Zhang Xiaowei could already think of Zhang Zhi's wretched smile.

"Okay, don't be poor, just like you have seen."

"Of course I've seen it. When I went out to take a bath in the sea when I was a child, I counted your ass as white. It looks like a woman's ass. Hehe"

"Don't be poor with me. The more you talk, the more open-minded you will be. Okay, I'm still in class, so I ran out to answer your call."

"Okay, sir, don't be angry." Zhang Zhi squeezed his throat, pretending to be a female voice, and said coquettishly.

Zhang Xiaowei was amused by Zhang Zhi, shook his head and hung up the phone helplessly.

When I was about to go back to the classroom, I received a text message from an unfamiliar number on my phone.

Zhang Xiaowei opened it and saw it, please listen to the class attentively, five words.

He was a little puzzled, but the number still felt unfamiliar when he looked at it again, because he had just changed the Changsha number, and the only ones who knew this number were his parents Zhang Zhi, the three people in the dormitory, and the counselor Yang Guang.

But Zhang Xiaowei didn't bother to talk to him, he deleted the text message casually, settled down, and walked into the classroom.

"Happy Together" was still going on, Zhang Xiaowei put his hand next to his ear, and made a "sorry" gesture to Teacher Xu Qi.

Teacher Xu Qi smiled slightly and motioned for Zhang Xiaowei to sit down.

After Zhang Xiaowei took his seat, he saw Lin Yu, the culprit, looking nonchalant, watching the TV without blinking.

Zhang Xiaowei was so angry that he looked at Lin Yu's foot from the corner of his eye, stepped on it, quickly put his foot back, and stared at the TV as if nothing had happened.

Lin Yu gasped and muttered, "My new Adidas! But because it feels good just now, I forgive you."

Zhang Xiaowei's eyes were fixed on the playing movie, and he responded with his mouth: "Little fairy, stay away from me in the future."

"Hey, the handsome guy must have reacted because he was afraid of being found watching gay movies." Lin Yu's mouth was always ruthless.

"Who, who, who said I reacted, what did I react." In terms of sharp teeth, Zhang Xiaowei was still slightly inferior to Lin Yu.

"Could it be that this is your usual state? That's too amazing for me, I want to verify it now?" Lin Yu gestured to reach in again.

Zhang Xiaowei spat at him, and said viciously: "Take your salty pig's hand away from me."

"Let me declare first, watching my movie, I have to assign homework. If you haven't watched the movie carefully, be careful." Teacher Xu Qi looked at the two who were laughing with their heads down, and said with a smile.

Seeing Xu Qi looking at him with a smile, Zhang Xiaowei stuck out his tongue, and sat upright, watching a movie in a serious manner.

Lin Yu's hands were still dishonest, and Zhang Xiaowei grabbed them, put them under his buttocks, and pressed them firmly, letting Lin Yu grin beside him begging for mercy.

When the bell rang for the end of the second class, the film industry was coming to an end, but Zhang Xiaowei didn't watch it at all.

Teacher Xu Qi turned off the movie, and said with a smile: "It seems that everyone is very interested in this kind of movie, and they have a strong taste. Next time, let's play "Lan Yu" for you?"

"Okay", the female students screamed in unison.

Zhang Xiaowei approached Lin Yu and asked, "What movie is "Lan Yu"?"

Lin Yu rolled his eyes at him, and said in a low voice, "A movie based on a famous gay novel, starring Hu Jun and Liu Ye, received a good response."

"Let's arrange homework."

"Ah, don't." The girls began to act like a baby.

"Write a story of more than [-] words based on the plot of "Happy Together", and..."

When they heard and, the girls in the class made all kinds of hums again, and for a while, the classroom seemed to be full of spring and extremely charming.

"And after-viewing, choose one of the two. We will comment before the next class. Okay, dears, goodbye." Teacher Xu Qi bid farewell to everyone with a natural and harmless smile.

The author has something to say: I can't update tomorrow, sorry readers