Fortunately it's you

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Zhang Xiaowei walked out of the classroom quickly, leaving Lin Yuguogai Boerba behind.

He could only hear Lin Yu shouting all kinds of strange and enchanting begging sounds behind him, "Brother Wei, I was wrong, please forgive me."

"Viagra, don't be narrow-minded, a man."

"Brother Wei, your prime minister can hold a boat on his stomach, so please forgive me this time."

Lin Yu, who deserved a beating, threw out several endings and trills of "Viagra".

Guo Gai looked at Lin Yu worriedly, and was ready to run at any time, lest Zhang Xiaowei lose control and throw out the sole of his shoe, splashing blood on his body.

Zhang Xiaowei covered his ears, turned his ears off, and continued to walk forward.

Boerba looked blank, and asked: "What stimulated him, you two are not normal in class."

Lin Yu had a bitter face, "At the beginning of the movie just now, I touched his crotch, and then I found that he was hard."

"Pfft." Guo Gai and Boerba couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Xiaowei turned around, glared at Lin Yu, stretched out both hands, and rushed towards Lin Yu, "You little elf, how dare you chew your tongue here and watch me tear your mouth apart."

When Lin Yu saw the situation, he knew that this matter must not be good, so he naturally didn't dare to fight Zhang Xiaowei head-on, so the 36-step plan was the best plan, and he turned around and ran away.After running not far, I saw Teacher Xu Qi coming out of the classroom with a computer in hand.

Lin Yu hurriedly ran behind Teacher Xu Qi, and asked for help, "Mr. Xu, help, a debt collector is coming from behind."

After finishing speaking, she turned behind Teacher Xu Qi, poked her head out slightly, and looked at Zhang Xiaowei.

Seeing Teacher Xu Qi walking towards him with a smile, Zhang Xiaowei scratched his head shyly.

"It's good to be young, so young and so energetic."

When Teacher Xu Qi said this, her tone was a little lonely.

"Mr. Xu, you look younger than us." Zhang Xiaowei said respectfully.

Lin Yu stretched out his head, made a face at Zhang Xiaowei, and asked, "Mr. Xu, there must be many girls chasing you in your university, right?"

Teacher Xu Qi turned her mouth slightly, and said, "Little devil, you gossip like this, and you two are so attractive, you must be chasing more girls than me."

"Teacher is indeed an excellent student in film studies, and this Tai Chi is very professional." Bo Erba walked over quickly dragging the pan cover, which was out of breath.

"Well, the four of you are in the same dormitory? I think you sit together in class." Teacher Xu Qi looked at the four of them and asked.

"Yes, I don't know in which life I committed crimes, and sent these live treasures to torture me." Zhang Xiaowei rolled his black eyeballs into the upper eyelids, leaving a big white eye.

"Hey, Viagra, you have to speak with your conscience, I am harmless to humans and animals." Bo Erba hurriedly excused himself.

"You four are really interesting. I have never met such a good roommate." Teacher Xu Qi said enviously.

"It's okay, Mr. Xu, you can live with us, haha." Lin Yu laughed.

"Me, forget it, so as not to lose your life, but you can often go to my place to have fun. I rented a house near here. It has two bedrooms and one living room. I live alone. It's too big. That's right. , if you are free tonight, come to my house and I will cook for you." Xu Qi said excitedly.

"This, this, this, isn't it good." Lin Yu, Zhang Xiaowei and Boerba looked at each other in blank dismay.

"What's wrong with this, Mr. Xu wants us to taste his cooking skills. Don't disappoint Mr. Xu's kindness. Mr. Xu, we will definitely be there and call you when the time comes." The lump of flesh on his chest was flapping and trembling. "Then it's settled. Come to the pot cover and tell me your phone number. We'll call after class. You all have to come. Whoever doesn't come will fail the exam." Teacher Xu Qi said sinisterly.

"Teacher..." Zhang Xiaowei, Lin Yu, and Boerba looked at each other.

After Xu Qi walked away, Guo Gai knew that things had changed, and tried to run away, but was blocked by the three people who had been prepared for a long time.

Zhang Xiaowei, Lin Yuboerba and the three of them were gearing up, with cold eyes, they surrounded the pot with a lid.

Guo Gai smiled and said, "Brother Yu, Brother Wei, have you two finished your business?"

Brother Yu quickly punched the fat arm of the pot cover, and said with a sneer, "If you dare to tell the truth and try to divert the opponent's attention, you will be punished."

"If you dare to make decisions for us, you will be beheaded." Bo'erba said rather annoyed.

Guo Gai looked at Zhang Xiaowei with eyes for help.

Zhang Xiaowei sneered and said, "I can't help you right now, I think you just remember eating and not beating."

"That's right, that's right, my mother told me that I remember eating but not beating." The pot cover echoed.

"Then let's fight." Luan fists smashed down one after another.

Covering his head with his hands, Guo Gai squatted on the ground, howling endlessly.

The three walked out of the teaching building shoulder to shoulder with unprecedented intimacy, followed by a slandering pot cover.

As soon as he walked out of the teaching building, Boerba's eyes could not move, and his legs could not move.

Because the doorway is full of senior girls of various styles, there are innocent girls next door with ponytails, sexy girls with heavy makeup and black silk, and fairy girls in white chiffon. Without exception, a table was set up in front of them, and the front of the table was covered with slogans, "Welcome to the XX Association."

Zhang Xiaowei glanced at it, and to his surprise, he saw Chen Wenjing.

Ever since Zhang Xiaowei received flowers from Chen Wenjing in the last cultural performance, Zhang Xiaowei understood what this fellow schoolgirl was thinking.

Zhang Xiaowei has long been accustomed to this kind of confession, and his usual way of dealing with it is to pretend to be deaf and dumb, and just not respond.

Chen Wenjing also saw Zhang Xiaowei, and slightly lowered her head shyly, her long, smooth hair fell down, blocking her eyes.

The female students around Chen Wenjing naturally saw Zhang Xiaowei and the others, waved to them, and shouted, "Junior Zhang, come quickly."

Bo Erba involuntarily stepped forward with two slender legs.

Zhang Xiaowei looked at Bo'erba's expression, like a walking corpse whose soul was taken away by a female goblin, he couldn't control himself at all.

Lin Yu said angrily, "Brother Viagra, what have we done? When we meet these two top products, one knows how to eat, and the other is as if we have never seen a woman in a few lifetimes."

"Hmph, you can't do much better, our business is not over yet." Zhang Xiaowei snorted coldly.

Zhang Xiaowei and Lin Yu walked to Chen Wenjing's table, and Zhang Xiaowei said sweetly, "Hello, seniors."

"Hey, good boy. Are the juniors interested in joining our drama club? Our drama club recruits actors, screenwriters and, of course, drama management." A tall woman in a purple dress next to Chen Wenjing extended an invitation to Zhang Xiaowei and the others.

"Well, I don't know what I will do yet." Zhang Xiaowei said apologetically.

"It's okay, junior, you are so handsome, you are very suitable to be an actor." The tall slender woman's white face turned into a flower with a smile.

"Senior sister, look, can I do it?" Boerba bent down and approached Wen Jing and the others.

Seeing Bo Erba's idiot look, Zhang Xiaowei has no doubt that this is a mentally handicapped young man if he makes the hala longer.

"Well, how about the four of you come together, or..."

Before senior sister Gao Tang finished speaking, Boerba quickly wrote down the names and numbers of the four people on the registration form on the table.

The pot cover patted his chest beside him, and said excitedly: "I never thought that there would be a day for me, the pot cover, to be able to act in a drama."

"This junior, I'm sorry, if your position is correct, it should be a drama manager." Senior Gao Tang poured a basin of cold water on the complacent pot cover.

"What is drama management?" The pot cover was at a loss.

"It's just work." Lin Yu said bluntly.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I don't want to be a dramatist."

Chen Wenjing was shy from beginning to end, not daring to look up at Zhang Xiaowei.

"Well, we've signed up too, so we won't bother the seniors. Let's withdraw first, goodbye." Lin Yu and Zhang Xiaowei dragged Bo Erba, who was already completely demented, and walked forward angrily. With an aggrieved face, he followed behind them.

All the seniors along the way yelled at Zhang Xiaowei and Lin Yu, "You two handsome guys, come to our Calligraphy Association to have a look, we are full of intellectual beauties here."

"I'll go, I'll go." Boerba shouted.

"Two handsome juniors, come to our photography association to see if you two can be models."

"Okay, okay, no problem." Boerba was out of control.

Zhang Xiaowei wished he could take out the stinky socks from the pot cover military training and stuff them into this guy's mouth.

"Hey, what are you doing, I want to sign up."

After struggling to drag Bo Erba back to the dormitory, Zhang Xiaowei told Lin Yu, "I will never go out with these two bests again, it's too cheap."

At this moment, Zhang Xiaowei's phone rang.

Lin Yu raised his head and said casually, "Is that old brother of yours here to check the post again?"

"What is my home? It's weird how the words come out of your mouth."

Zhang Xiaowei walked to the bathroom and answered the phone.

"Hey, student Zhang Xiaowei, how do you feel in class today?"

"Well, I just came back from Pansi Cave and lost half my life. A roommate died from exhaustion."

"What did you say?" Zhang Zhi was at a loss.

"It's okay, it's good, the courses in the university are relatively free, and the teachers are also very fashionable." Zhang Xiaowei summed it up and said.

"I want to go and listen to university courses." Zhang Zhi said enviously.

"Okay, when you are free, come to Changsha, you can come to attend lectures, no problem." Zhang Xiaowei said lightly.

"Okay, then I will go secretly and give you a surprise."

"Just don't be frightened, okay, I haven't had lunch yet, bye."

"Hey, eat more, you'll be strong." Zhang Zhi said with concern.

Walking out of the bathroom, Zhang Xiaowei saw Lin Yu looking at him ambiguously.

Zhang Xiaowei rolled his eyes at him, and snorted coldly, "You're full of thieves and prostitutes, goblins, and bastards."

Beside him, Boerba, who was already a mess, suddenly hiccupped, and said quietly, "I want to go for plastic surgery, so I can look like Wu Yanzu."

Lin Yu just took a sip of water and sprayed it on the face of the pot cover.

The pot cover rushed towards Lin Yu.

Zhang Xiaowei looked at the three people who were making a fuss, stroked his forehead and sighed.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry to my friends who are waiting for the update.

Recently, there have been some problems with the Danmei website. Although we are clear and watery, we have also been affected.

And Bugao has already signed a contract, so you can give Bugao some encouragement, hehe. (Forget about the student party.)