How can I always be treated as a woman

Brother Jing's words reminded Jing Xing that after clearing the dining table, Jing He changed into casual clothes and went out, and used his pocket money to buy a plain mirror, which made him feel more at ease.

I went to the clinic I frequented again to have the braces removed, and the dentist was very impressed. He said that after so many years of plastic surgery, Jing Xing’s tooth was the best restored, so he forced Jing Xing to take a photo of his teeth Stay in the clinic as a model to attract customers.

Rubbing his already stiff face, Jing Xing returned home, closed the door tightly, drew the curtains, and began to try ways to enter the space. After trying N number of passwords similar to "Sesame Come to the Door", Jing Xing still sat blankly. On the bedside, this made Jing Xing feel stupid!

Desperately thinking about entering the space, Jing Xing rubbed his wrist subconsciously again. Surprisingly, Jing Xing found that he had appeared in the space.The touch on the wrist was still there, Jing Xing lowered his head, looking at the birthmark as bright as a peach blossom, his pupils slowly dilated!

This peach blossom birthmark that has followed him for decades turned out to be the switch of the space!In his previous life, he often caressed, but nothing unusual happened. Presumably, it was an opportunity after rebirth that allowed him to become attached to this magical space!

Like a child who got some novel gadget, Jing Xing went in and out of the space, came out and went in again, having a great time playing.

After a while of excitement passed, Jing Xing looked at the pile of rubbish-like treasures in front of him, and fell into obsessive-compulsive disorder. I can barely put it on the ground.This is really something that makes obsessive-compulsive disorder extremely entangled. Why do other people's spaces have bamboo buildings, study rooms, alchemy rooms, and kitchens...why does he only have one "pile"...

Working hard, the thought of adding a Chinese-style villa to the space took root in Jing Xing's heart.

Jing Xing, who has a deep understanding of the effect of the baby in the space, thought, since the effect is so good, he must take it out and give it to his parents and naughty little brother. Although there is no way to explain the effect, it can be taken slowly Well, a elixir is divided into 365 parts, one part per day, and it will be subtle, and no one will notice the abnormality.

But the idea was good, when Jing Xing took out the fruit knife to cut open the elixir, he found that the elixir that melted in his mouth was actually "invulnerable"!Jing Xing spent a lot of effort, but he couldn't shake the small pill. Jing Xing, who was sweating from work, was surprised, it really was a fairy thing!

The elixir is too miraculous to be used by family members, but delicious peaches can always be shared with family members. Thinking this way, Jing Xing took a plastic bag from the kitchen that his mother "collected" with the name of the nearby market written on it, and packed it A bag full of peaches was placed on the dining table.

"Wow! Brother, these peaches are so sweet! Where did you buy them? They are much more delicious than those bought by mom!" In the evening, this was the first brother Jing who arrived home.

"I bought it at the nearby market." Jing Xing pretended to be nonchalant, and said, "Be careful if your mother hears it, your ears will suffer again."

"It's only 5:10, and Mom won't be home in [-] minutes. You think I'm short-sighted!" Brother Jing started to eat the second peach, and the juice leaked from his fingers into the next trash can.

"What are you brothers talking about me again!" After a while of opening the door, Jing's mother came in from the door, followed by Jing's father, a porter carrying large bags and small bags of vegetables and fruits.

"My mother is gentle and virtuous, and she is the best mother in the world!" Brother Jing said dog-leggedly, "Mom and Dad, brother bought peaches, they are so sweet, come and eat them!"

"Hey, Jing Xing, you also bought peaches, really, it's a heavy purchase!" Father Jing raised the peach in his hand and said helplessly.

"There are so many people in the family, are you afraid that you won't be able to finish eating?" Jing's mother said, and slapped away Jing Xiaodi who was eating peaches: "I don't know how to wash and eat peaches before eating! I'm so lazy."

Saying so, Jing's mother washed the peaches that Jing Xing put on the table in salt water, picked one to eat, and was immediately overwhelmed by the sweet taste in her mouth. The ones in the store don’t have any peach flavor, so just eat them fresh. Where did you buy the peaches, they are so sweet!”

"It's in the nearby market, and it's said to be imported!" Jing Xing explained with a guilty conscience.

"Imported? How expensive is that! I really can't live!" Mother Jing complained.

"Oh, it's rare for a child to be filial, so don't talk about him, oh, it's so sweet, it really deserves to be imported." Father Jing smoothed things over.

After speaking, Father Jing received a blank stare from Mother Jing.

In the evening of the next day, Mother Jing came home and asked Jing Xing, "Where did you buy your peaches in the market? I went around and couldn't find any."

Jing Xing had a ghost in his heart, so he felt guilty all of a sudden, and replied, "There is a street vendor in the innermost part of the market!"

"Isn't there a seafood seller in the innermost part of the market? Where is there a fruit seller!" Mother Jing asked.

"That's right, it's right next to the clam seller." Jing Xing, a good boy who had never told a lie, suddenly stuttered.

"Oh, it's possible that he didn't come today." Mother Jing replied.

When Jing Xing heard that his mother didn't seem to care too much, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief and stuck out his tongue. Whether it's good or bad to deceive his family, it's really uncomfortable!

The time of "staying at home" always flies quickly. Soon, the college entrance examination scores were announced. Jing Xing's total score was 685, ranking fifth in the school. It was not top-notch, but it surprised the whole family and Jing Xing's head teacher. You must know that Jing Xing The usual score is only 5 points. It is no problem for a first-class undergraduate course, but it is impossible to enter Q and B universities.Now this score can be steadily raised, although it is not at the level where a professional can choose casually, but it is not surprising!You must know that in country Z, Q University and B University always have an unusual status in the hearts of the people.

With the reference of his father, Jing Xing’s first choice was to fill in the B major of Chinese language and literature. Although this major does not seem to be easy to find a job, but Jing Xing has an unparalleled love for Chinese culture, and he can study in a top Chinese university. A lifetime of obsession.

The top 10 in the college entrance examination of the whole school were rewarded with red envelopes. On the day they left school, Jing Xing received a red envelope from the head teacher. The thickness was about 1 yuan.Jing's mother said, this Jing Xing obtained by his own ability, it is regarded as Jing Xing's private house money, which can be used at will and does not need to be confiscated. For half of the payment, Mother Jing pursues the policy of poor support for boys, and can keep the money earned by her own ability. The pocket money earned from other means is just pocket money. It is enough to buy some small snacks and some high-end equipment, such as Talking about M3, mobile phones and the like, don't even think about it.

In the past few days of waiting for the results of the college entrance examination, Jing Xing has almost sorted out the messy space, which can really make obsessive-compulsive disorder happy for three days.Jing Xing took a notebook and recorded the things in the space one by one:

1089 bottles of elixir:

Bingji Yugudan 38 capsules; Furong Xiangti Pills 97 capsules; Huarong Pills 45 capsules; Yuyu Shayundan 3650 capsules

Shujinjianwaist Pills 999 capsules; Body Repair Pills 673 capsules; Mofaliubao Pills 89 capsules

... (There are many more, so I won't list them here)

Online order 8 books:

No name, the content looks like a yoga cheat book

Five volumes of "Longyang Cheats" in the moving version, whose face is red and red, comparable to modern calcium tablets

1 book of "Lü Lu Yao Yi" that I can't understand at all

Lively and fragrant, a video version of "The Complete Works of Gluttony" recipes

99 volumes of jade slips with no visible content

Xia color kit 7

(Jing Xing opens it and digs it out, like a bottomless pit, he can't get it clean anyway)

N sets of huge and gorgeous ancient costumes (not counting)

Silk bedding pillow sheets, especially sheets N (not counted)

There are countless hairpins, jade pendants, and silk ropes (uncountable)

7 glowing jade bottles

Delicious peaches 38903

14980 peach pits (God knows why Jingdong counts this)

1 guqin, 2 jade flutes

(Buried in the garbage dump) 1 piece of carved Babu bed

N pieces of Yushi of various models and sizes (thrown into the corner by Jing Xing)

96 boxes of ointment in various color boxes (Jingxing is used to wipe the face, and the moisturizing effect is very good)

34 boxes of rouge in various colors and aromas

1 pot of freshly picked osmanthus in a transparent ice basin

There are 999 peach trees, 999 willow trees and 1 purple bamboo forest blooming along the lake

Transparent and flawless, the bottom is clear and there is nothing in it.

A sea of ​​flowers that people can't bear to step on

how to say?The whole space is simply the best place to coax girls, except that there are no creatures, it is perfect!

Jing Xing, who is quite bourgeois, likes the environment in the space very much, as long as there is no one at home, he will stay in the space.At this moment, Jing Xing was lying on Ba Bu's bed, enjoying the unique fragrance of flowers in the space, and the thick purple gauze curtains were flowing like water without any wind.

Leaning on the pillow as soft as dough, Jing Xing ate the health and beauty pills as jelly beans. This pill was sweet but not greasy. It tasted much better than chocolate. Jing Xing ate one and saw his waist I lost a few points of fat on my body, so I took it as a weight-loss drug without side effects (are you sure?).

As the saying goes, to lose weight, you have to "keep your mouth shut and open your legs". Jing Xing, who was forced to be an otaku for 3 years by his high school studies, aspires to be a healthy and handsome man. Since pills can control weight, there is no need to limit his appetite Desire isn't it?

These days, Jing Xing has started to practice according to the unnamed cheats in the space. The postures similar to yoga are from easy to difficult. At the beginning, a simple posture almost broke Jing Xing's stiff limbs, but really When the posture standard reached the movements in the cheat book, Jing Xing felt a warm current in his body flowing along the most painful part of his body. After the practice, he felt a particularly relaxed and comfortable feeling, and the stiffness from sitting for a long time was gone. And fly!

From the end of the college entrance examination to the start of the university, from June 6 to September 10, there are two and a half months, and Jing Xing has been at home for nearly a month.Father Jing, who has always disapproved of boys staying at home, finally broke out, either go out to work, or go on a trip (Jing Xing's own expense), choose one!

Before Jing Xing, who was full of black lines, made a choice, Jing's mother, who loved her son, had already made a choice for Jing Xing. She booked the plane ticket, packed up her luggage, and packed her son to City B. He will stay for 4 years in the future You must be familiar with the place in advance, right?Play if you want to play, find a place to work if you don't want to play!

After getting off the plane, Jing Xing, who came to the imperial capital for the first time, had already planned his travel plan for the next one and a half months.

First of all, the first point is to find a place to live!I took a taxi and went straight to the home of the landlord I contacted on the Internet. It is a courtyard near B University. It is an east wing room of more than 30 square meters. There is a separate door that leads directly to the street outside. It is relatively independent. The rent is 1000 yuan a month. In this area, the rent is quite low.

It stands to reason that tenants must be flocking to this location and this rent, but there is a very strange requirement on the rental advertisement, that is, the tenant is required to be a boy, a student of B University, who can cook, and has two meals in the morning and evening. production.This requirement blocks the footsteps of most rent seekers!Jing Xing sent the landlord a photo of the admission notice and a small video of making dinner by himself, which won the landlord's approval.Isn't it just being a half-nanny to cover the rent?Jing Xing said that there is no pressure at all!

The landlord of the courtyard house is a senior from the Department of Economics of University B. Speaking of which, there may not be any places that need help from others in the future, so when Jing Xing arrived, he specially brought a bag full of special seafood from City Y, such as dried scallops and grilled squid. Dried goods such as shredded silk and dried clams are more or less a thought, not to mention how expensive they are.

Jing Xing knocked on the iron ring on the door with his suitcase in his hand, and soon, a serious man with a cropped cut, about 1 meters tall, and wearing a formal suit came to open the door.

The stranger who was nearly half a head taller than himself made Jing Xing, who was not used to communicating with others, a little nervous. He put down his luggage, wiped the sweat off his palms with a blue checked handkerchief in his pocket, and then reached out to the landlord. In front of him, he said, "Hello, is this Mr. Lu? I'm Jing Xing, and I've contacted you before."

Lu Songlin glanced at Jinghe up and down, then reached out and shook Jinghe's hand, his lips were tightly pursed, and it was impossible to tell whether it was friendly or hostile.

Jing Xing felt a little awkward under the scanner-like gaze, and couldn't help but examine his clothes again, because the summer weather in City B was a bit hot, and Jing Xing was wearing a white loose T-shirt and cropped jeans when he came. The ankles are still exposed, and the breathable mesh sneakers are a bit informal compared to the formal suit of the landlady.This kind of recognition made Jing Xing feel that he was a little rude, and Jing He, who wanted to make up for it, picked up the large seafood gift box hanging on the handbag and handed it to the landlord, his tone was filled with tension, and said: "Mr. Lu, this is The special products I brought from City Y are not a tribute, please accept them."

Lu Songlin glanced at the big gift box, but didn't take it, and said, "Just take the gift box and put it in the kitchen."

Having said that, Lu Songlin turned around and walked in.

Holding the gift box, Jing Xing was a little embarrassed, so he had no choice but to put the things back in an embarrassing manner, hung them on the suitcase again, and followed the landlord into the door.

"The kitchen is on the west side, and the bathroom is on the south side. I live in the main house, so don't bother me if you have nothing to do. You only need to be responsible for your own house and kitchen, and the other places are cleaned regularly. Are there any other problems?" Lu Songlin He turned around and asked Jing Xing who was following behind.

The landlord seemed not very easy to get along with, Jing Xing opened his mouth and said dryly: "No, no more."

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