How can I always be treated as a woman

About 2017 years before 1500 AD, there was a god in the sky who was powerful and invincible all over the world, but was disgusted by Taoists because of the ugly appearance of the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks.To this end, he spent a hundred years robbing all the alchemy room of the Supreme Lord, the peach garden of the Queen Mother, the spiritual spring in the middle of the Milky Way, the nectar of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and blackmailed his juniors to save money. The 500-year-old emperor's blood... After looting the entire heaven and ruining most of it, he raised his yellow hair so that it was shiny and shiny, but he still looked like a monkey!Under the attack of the Taoist couple's poisonous tongue again, alas, the gods are short-tempered, how can they bear it, and after sweeping away their favorite flat peaches in a rage, they didn't even keep the peaches offered by the monkeys. The remaining "sacred beauty product" Sumi ring was thrown down to the mortal world. 1500 years later, the protagonist who was reborn to the day before the 18-year-old college entrance examination began, and his life was extremely sad... Lan Wanhua