How can I always be treated as a woman

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What was forgotten by Jing Xing was not only the live broadcast room that he forgot to close, but also Chen Yi!Chen Yi, who went back to the school to rescue soldiers, reported the matter to the instructor Kuang Ming, but he could no longer contact Jing Xing. He made countless phone calls, but the phone was always turned off!The trouble made Chen Yi think that something had happened to Jing Xing, but in the end Kuang Ming found the dean of the Faculty of Arts.Terrorist attack, good guy, such a big event, if a student is missing, the year-end bonus will not matter, and the chance of promotion next year will be lost!

The dean of the Faculty of Arts, who raised the psychological alert line to the highest position, immediately thought of Professor Qian who had just accepted Jing Xing as a student.When the dean and his party found Professor Qian in a mighty way, he was eating at home, and it was produced by Lanfu, which was delicious.The three of them had black lines on their faces.

Staring at the dean of the Faculty of Arts, the instructors Kuang Ming and Chen Yi, Professor Qian silently dialed Lan Wanhua's phone and turned on the speakerphone.

"Hey, Wanhua, has Jing Xing returned home?" Since accepting Lan Wanhua's meal delivery service, Professor Qian has always been very gentle towards Lan Wanhua. Wan Hua.

"Well, Jing Xing has gone home and is asleep now! Do you have anything to do with him?" Saying this, Lan Wanhua pulled the quilt on Jing Xing's body which was kicked open.

"Oh, it's okay, let him sleep, I'm hanging up!" After speaking, Professor Qian hung up the phone resolutely.Turning his head to the dean of the Faculty of Arts who had been standing by his ears, he said, "Old Xu, it's all right! That kid is home, let's all go back!"

Hearing that the culprit who caused everyone to mobilize their teachers was actually sleeping, the dean of the Faculty of Arts turned to look at the instructor Kuang Ming. Kuang Ming gave an embarrassed smile and glared at Chen Yi who lied about the military situation. meal!Feast!

Dean Xu, who had made a false alarm, ordered a shrimp dumpling from Professor Qian's table, and was shocked!

The fresh and thick soup burst in the mouth.

"Why is it so delicious! It's different from what my wife makes!" Dean Xu, a poor scholar who never goes out of restaurants, reached out and grabbed another one.

"Hey, old Xu, you're almost done. This is my disciple's daughter-in-law's filial piety! There are only five in one drawer!" Professor Qian said after saving the steamed dumplings promised by Dean Xu.

"You still have three more! Give me another one!" Dean Xu stretched out his hand to grab it.

"You shameless old man! The students are right in front of you, so you're too embarrassed!" Professor Qian made a big move.

Only then did Dean Xu notice Instructor Kuang and Chen Yi who were stunned beside him.

"Hey, you two haven't left yet! Didn't you have lunch? Go and eat!" Dean Xu had the illusion of being the host. After speaking, he threw himself into the food war with Professor Qian .

Seeing the unscrupulous appearance of their always serious dean, Kuang Ming and Chen Yi, who were shocked enough, went out in a daze to eat in the school cafeteria!I don't know if it's already this point, is there any food left in the restaurant...

On the other side, after explaining the situation to Professor Qian, Lan Wanhua charged Jing Xing's phone, but did not turn it on.

Jing Xing slept very comfortably this time, although there was a little color in the dream, which made him have to go to the bathroom after waking up.

After coming out of the bathroom, Jing Xing, covered in moisture, sat by the bed and looked through the exam schedule, only to realize that today is the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month again!

Looking at the westward sun outside the window, Jing Xing almost shuddered with a sense of crisis.

what to do?Today is fifteen again?Now that I am sleeping in the same bed as Lan Wanhua, it is almost impossible not to be noticed by Lan Wanhua when I am sick!Must find a reason to sleep out tonight!But... Jing Xing won't lie!

Jing Xing, who has been a good boy for 18 years, was taught since he was a child to be honest and trustworthy. The core values ​​of socialism are almost the creed that Jing Xing has abided by since he was a child. He suddenly made him lie!Jing Xing said that it was so difficult!

After sitting by the bed for 10 minutes, Jing Xing was stunned and couldn't think of a reason!what to do?what to do?Jing Xing stood up and circled around the bed.Otherwise... Google it?

Thinking in this way, Jing Xing picked up the mobile phone that was charging by the bedside, and found that the mobile phone had turned off at some point.Long pressing the power button to turn it on, Jing Xing found that he had 80+ missed calls, almost all of which were from Chen Yi.Only then did Jing Xing belatedly realize that he had forgotten about Chen Yi...

After calling Chen Yi, Jing Xing put the phone to his ear:

Chen: "You kid finally remembered to call me!"

The sound was as loud as a lion's roar, Jing Xing had to pull the phone away from his head, and said, "What do you want from me?"

"It's all right now..." Chen Yi said speechlessly, he knew everything he wanted to know from others.

"Oh, then I'll hang up." Jing Xing resolutely wanted to hang up, because he still had a big problem to solve!

"Wait!" Chen Yi had no choice but to yell again, "Are you busy tonight? May I invite you to watch a horror movie?"

"It's okay, but I don't want to go out." Jing Xing's black line, how can watching a horror movie depress you?

"Then I'll go find you?" Chen Yi asked.

"No, I want to accompany my boyfriend." Just kidding, Lan Wanhua doesn't know how to hide, and Chen Yi, is it because he didn't reveal his secrets early enough?

"Do you really have a boyfriend?" Chen Yi asked in surprise, he thought it was the girls spreading rumors.

"Well, is it strange that I have a boyfriend?" Jing Xing asked.

"I'm thinking... Should I avoid suspicion and keep a distance from you." Chen Yi was a little bit tangled, and now he wanted to post a post on the campus website, and the name was "My good friend is gay and has a boyfriend! How do you break it? Waiting online, it's very urgent."

"Pfft - my boyfriend isn't that stingy! He even takes care of my friends." Hearing this, Jing Xing almost spit the water he just drank.

"Okay then, let's go out and play together after the exam!" Chen Yi asked. After the exam, you should have a good time, and it's best to take a quick trip.

"En, fine. Let's talk after the exam." Jing Xing agreed.

Saying goodbye to Chen Yi, Jing Xing hung up the phone, but unexpectedly the phone rang again, this time it was Lan Wanhua.

"Brother Lang?" Jing Xing answered the phone.

"Jing Xing woke up? There is a cup of bird's nest porridge in the outer incubator. Remember to take it out and drink it. It was specially sent for you by your mother." Lan Wanhua's deep and magnetic voice came from the other end of the phone.

"En, good." Jing Xing agreed, since the last time I went to see Lan Wanhua's parents, Lan's father and Lan's mother often brought over small gifts, sometimes it was a piece of clothing or an accessory, and more often, it was just Send some cooked tonics like today.It made Jing Xing feel embarrassed, and he would often make some small things by himself as rewards.

"Brother Lang, are you in the front yard?" Jing Xing asked.

"I just wanted to tell you that I have something to do tonight, so I might not go back." Lan Wanhua said, "You sleep by yourself, remember to turn up the temperature of the air conditioner."

For the little lover who likes to kick the quilt at night like a child, Lan Wanhua is always worried about leaving him at home alone.

"I'll try to come back at night." After thinking about it, Lan Wanhua added.

Hearing that Lan Wanhua would not come back to sleep at night, Jing Xing was so happy that he almost flew up!Finally no more excuses to lie!

"No, no, no! Brother Lang, take your time, you don't need to come back!" Jing Xing's tone was subconsciously filled with joy.

Hearing the obvious joy in the little lover's tone, Lan Wanhua couldn't help raising her eyebrows. The little thing must be doing something bad behind her back. It seems that I should go back tonight.

After hanging up the phone, Jing Xing took out the bird's nest porridge and drank it, thinking it was dinner.Looking at the gradually rising night outside the window, Jing Xing felt a little worried.

A basin of cold water was placed in the bathroom in advance, and Jing Xing quietly waited for the moon to rise. When the itching started to spread from the heart to the body surface, Jing Xing felt a sense of relief that finally came.

Taking advantage of still being able to bear it, Jing Xing took off the clothes on his body one by one, and slowly immersed in the cold water.

"Ah—" The impatience in his chest made Jing Xing couldn't help scratching deeply with his hands, reaching out to his chest, Jing Xing found that his nails suddenly became as sharp and long as a beast.

There was a tingling itch on the top of the head and tailbone, Jing Xing reached out to touch it, only to find that the fox ears and tail popped out again.

What's this?In addition to the mid-spring medicine, is there even a shame play now?Jing Xing was going crazy!But soon, as the feeling in his chest became stronger, Jing Xing could no longer pay attention to these details.

As time passed by, Jing Xing, whose consciousness had fallen into chaos, didn't know that his body gradually transformed into a fox out of automatic protection.If an outsider enters the bathroom, they will find a silver fox the size of a Pekingese rolling up and down in the water, its long hair floating with the water, emitting a jade-like brilliance like moonlight.

When the dark clouds covered the moonlight and the time was approaching the middle of the night, Jing Xing's consciousness gradually recovered. When he opened his eyes, the world in front of him was obviously bigger, and Jing Xing understood that he had become a fox again.

Jing Xing crawled out of the bathtub with limbs that were not yet flexible, and the feeling of his fur sticking tightly to his body made him very uncomfortable.Just when he was about to transform into a human form, there was a sound of "Pa-ta-Pa-ta-" within Jing Xing's hearing range.

It was Lan Wanhua's footsteps!Jing Xing was keenly aware, oops, he's about to enter the door soon!

Jing Xing quickly turned into a human form, hurriedly dried his body, and put pajamas on his body indiscriminately...

"Jing Xing?" Lan Wanhua's voice came from outside the door, apparently realizing that Jing Xing was not lying on the bed.

Pants!Pants!where are the pantsJing Xing was about to cry but found that he forgot to bring pajama pants in the bathroom.

At this moment, the door of the bathroom was opened with a click, and Lan Wanhua walked in: "Jing Xing?"

"Brother Lang, you're back!" In a hurry, Jing Xing sat down on the toilet, crossed his hands in front of his abdomen, and barely covered the important parts.Due to the physical exertion just now, the whole person seemed a little sluggish.

"What's the matter, did you have a stomachache?" Seeing that Jing Xing was holding his stomach and seemed to be in pain, Lan Wanhua didn't care to avoid suspicion, and stepped forward to pat Jing Xing's head: "You don't have a fever, you have a fever tonight." what did you eat?"

"It's not about the food," Jing Xing said, he ate a cup of bird's nest porridge tonight, but he couldn't pass the pot on to his mother-in-law, so he had to blackmail himself: "Maybe it's because my stomach got cold from sleeping on the quilt."

"After two days, we'll go to live with my parents for two days. I'll have someone install floor heating in the house." Lan Wanhua frowned and said.It seems that only the air conditioner is used, but it still doesn't work.

"No, don't bother! I will cover the quilt properly in the future!" Jing Xing said with a guilty conscience.

"Installing floor heating is a once-and-for-all matter, so why bother!" Lan Wanhua said, rejecting Jing Xing's weak opinion.

Maybe it was because he had been squatting on the toilet for a long time, only to hear the sound of "噗——", Jing Xing actually farted.In the air, a subtle smell and a subtle atmosphere permeate together.

A moment of silence.

"Well... Brother Lang, can you go out first..." Jing Xing said in embarrassment.

It was only then that Lan Wanhua suddenly realized what Jing Xing was doing, and unconsciously raised the corner of her mouth, and turned to go out. When the door was closed, the corner of her eyes unconsciously glanced at Jing Xing's slender legs, and she suddenly felt her nose itchy. .

"What a monster!" Lan Wanhua sighed secretly in her heart.

Five minutes later, Jing Xing came out of the bathroom.Lan Wanhua handed a small bowl to Jing Xing, and said, "I made montmorillonite powder for you, just drink it."

Jing Xing looked at the small bowl that symbolized love, and continued to work like a strong man breaking his wrist, hoping that he would not be constipated tomorrow morning...