How can I always be treated as a woman

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On this day, when Lan Wanhua was busy with the work in hand, he was in a hurry to see the two big and small babies at home. As soon as he entered the door, he saw that the whole house was jumping around.

"Yo Yo——" (Don't take medicine, don't take medicine!) This is the little fox Mei Niang running around.

"Crack! Bang!" This is the crackling sound of something colliding violently with the ground.

"raw—w——raww!!!" (My dear girl, come down, this medicine is not bitter. Lao Tzu's seven-treasure glass bottle! You naughty boy, come down for me!) This is the scene of the angry seven orifices producing smoke .

"This is... what happened?" Lan Wanhua looked at the mess and scattered feathers all over the floor with some headaches, and he knew that Jing Xing and the child should not be put together alone.Thinking of Jing Xing's promise to take care of the baby alone before going out in the morning, Lan Wanhua was speechless for a while, hey... Jing Xing himself is still a big baby!

The next moment, seeing the savior coming back, Meiniang slammed into Lan Wanhua's arms like a small cannonball, waiting for her big eyes to complain: "Yoyo——" (Mom must let Meiniang take the hard medicine, oh buzzing)

Seeing that the child finally calmed down, Jing Xing ran up to Lan Wanhua twice, and suddenly turned into a human form. He also complained to Lan Wanhua: "Meiniang hasn't had a bad breath for 3 days! Give him some probiotics It's like killing her!"

That little tone of anger and grievance was exactly the same as that of Mei Niang.

Hearing this, Lan Wanhua turned her eyes to the little Meiniang who was trying to bury her face in her arms, reached out and rubbed her belly, pretending to be surprised and said: "Wow! Little Meiniang hasn't smelt in three days It stinks! If you don't pull on Smelly, Little Meiniang will become as smelly as Smelly!"

"Yo Yo!" (Father lied, Mei Niang is clearly fragrant!) The little fox retorted Lan Wanhua in a childlike voice.

Lan Wanhua raised her eyebrows, and rubbed her fingers clockwise on the little fox's hard belly a few times.Sure enough, not long after, the little fox finally couldn't help but let out a fart with a "poof--".Of course, the fart of a baby who is drinking milk will not be very smelly, but the fox has a sensitive nose. When this fart comes out, the baby fox immediately shakes its three furry tails unbearably, trying to drive away the smell.

"Yo! Yoyo!" (It stinks!) Meiniang couldn't help complaining while covering her nose.

"Smelly Mei Niang!" Jing Xing was beside him making funny faces to bear with his daughter.

"Yo Yo! Yo Yo——" (Meiniang doesn't stink! Whoah!) The little Meiniang who inherited Jing Xingjie's obsession finally couldn't help crying.

Looking at her own daughter who was crying into small tears in her arms, Lan Wanhua looked helplessly at Jing Xing, these two enemies.Didn't he think that Jing Xing was such a naive person before?

Seeing his daughter who was crying louder and louder, Jing Xing touched his nose guiltily, so he had to change his tone to coax Meiniang, saying: "Meiniang is good, after taking the medicine, the stink will go away."

The little fox got out of Lan Wanhua's arms, glared at Jing Xing accusingly, and then cried louder, "Yo! Yo! Yo!" , don’t eat! don’t! eat!)

Hearing his daughter's sudden intensification of crying, Jing Xing jumped back in fright, looking at the sky and the ground, but not at Lan Wanhua and said: "Well... Brother Lang, I'm going to ask the housekeeper for help, you need to coax the housekeeper first. Coax Meiniang!"

After finishing speaking, Jing Xing quickly ran out of the gate, thinking, children are indeed devils, even their own daughters!

Seeing that Jing Xing disagreed and ran away, Lan Wanhua had no choice but to stay and clean up the mess left by his wife.

Just when Lan Wanhua was about to coax little Mei Niang to take the medicine, the little guy in her arms farted again, and now even Lan Wanhua felt stinky.

"Yo Yo!" (Smelly! Smelly!) Little Meiniang's three little tails are shaking like electric fans, Lan Wanhua is really afraid that they will get tangled together.

"Hey, baby, do you want to poop?" Lan Wanhua rubbed Meiniang's belly evenly, and instead of forcing her to take medicine, it's better to let the crazy little thing poop on its own initiative.

"Yo..." (Thinking...) Meiniang couldn't help moaning as her belly was being rubbed and her urge to defecate became more and more obvious.

Put the little fox in his arms on the special urinal, and after hearing a few farts of "噗噗噗——", the little fox cried again: "Yo——yo yo!" Can't come out, woo-woo--)

At this time, Jing Xing came back with the housekeeper.

"Boss, how is the young master?" the housekeeper asked.

"It seems to be a little constipated." Lan Wanhua looked at the little fox's painful expression, and said with some confusion.

"This is easy to handle." The butler said, and took out a tube of pink spherical medicine from the medicine box in the drawer of the vertical cabinet. There seemed to be a small tube-shaped thing on it, which was filled with liquid.

Jing Xing opened his mouth in surprise when he saw the things in the housekeeper's hands, he was thinking that he would demolish the house by feeding the little things to eat probiotics that are not bitter ?While Jing Xing was struggling in his mind, the butler walked up to Meiniang with a smile on his face, and put her favorite duckling doll under the weeping Meiniang's paws, just as the little thing burst into tears When laughing, lift the little thing's three tails with lightning speed!

After finishing the work, the little fox looked back at the butler with a dazed expression, wondering why the butler grandpa grabbed her own tail. She is a clean baby and never gets the smell on her tail.

"Yoyo?" Meiniang called out to the butler strangely.

However, the housekeeper didn't have the tenth level of animal language of Lan Wanhua and Jing Xing, and the housekeeper who couldn't understand Meiniang's cry just gently patted the little fox on the head and told her it was nothing.

There is such an operation!Jing Xing watched from the side, his eyes were about to pop out!Why is it so easy for a housekeeper to do this kind of thing!As if aware of Jing Xing's surprise, the butler turned his head and nodded to Jing Xing with a smile.

While Jing Xing and the housekeeper were communicating silently, only two loud farts of "Puff -" followed, and there were a few heavy objects falling from Mei Niang's urinal, and the three adults in the room At the same time he was relieved.

Three pairs of loving eyes looked at the potty behind Meiniang at the same time, hello!Is it really okay for you three big men to stare at a shy beauty? !

After wiping the butt, washing the butt, and rubbing the buttock cream trilogy, the stinky little beauty Meiniang became fragrant again.Putting the little Mei Niang who finally turned into a human form into the small cradle, the housekeeper reported to Lan Wan Huahui: "Master, Miss Xin came to visit and said that she has something important to see you."

What is Lan Xin here for now?Lan Wanhua's mind turned around, thinking of the XX summit that the internal news said would be held in Hangzhou in 2 months.The leaders of the 20 countries and the leaders of the world's top 500 companies will attend the summit that the Prime Minister has made great efforts to support. Everyone knows that there are so many opportunities.With Lan Xin's current status, she almost wanted to get a share of it.But it's different when it comes to Lan Wanhua's relationship.With a second thought, Lan Wanhua knew what her sister's visit was for.

Thinking of the little tricks that Lan Xin had never heard of recently, although Lan Wanhua didn't want to help Lan Xin, she still needed to meet her sister when she came to visit, so Lan Wanhua turned to Jing Xing and said, "Jing Xing will play with Meiniang first. After a while, find Uncle Ping if you can't figure it out, huh?"

After the battle just now, Jing Xing certainly knew how much he weighed, so he nodded hurriedly, and said, "I know, you should hurry up and get busy!"

Coming out of the backyard, in Lan Wanhua's office, Lan Xin was sitting on the sofa next to her drinking tea, her hair was tied behind her head meticulously, and her image was more and more similar to the previous Lan Mu.

"Sister, what wind brought you here!" Lan Wanhua greeted Lan Xin as soon as she stepped into the room with one foot.

"Look at what you said, what kind of wind could it be? I'll come and see my brother, I don't need wind!" Lan Xin said with a smile, insinuating that Lan Wanhua came to her brother's territory by herself, and she still needs to be notified!She almost drank up this pot of tea!

"That's a good relationship!" Lan Wanhua ignored Lan Xin's sarcasm, and chatted with Lan Xin, saying: "Two days ago, Zhao Yang and some friends came to Lan Mansion for dinner, and they came to my place before leaving I said hello. At that time, I told him to let him go back and take care of my sister! My younger brother is busy with things here, so he will not be able to find time to come home. Cheng Chi is crazy all over the world, and he does not stay at home all year round. Thanks to my sister and Zhao Yang for being filial in front of my parents!"

Lan Wanhua said, implying to let Lan Xin settle down, the Lan family has just been cleaned up, and the first bird was shot, so if you want to grab that piece of meat that everyone covets at this stall, you are not afraid of becoming cannon fodder?

Did Zhao Yang come to Lan Wanhua for dinner?with who?Why doesn't she know?Lan Xin focused on Siberia, and she rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, Zhao Yang did tell me about it when he went back. Hey, my parents are getting stronger now, and I'm impatient We juniors are wandering around, isn’t it? Just two days ago, I was about to kick me out, saying that I appeared too often in front of her old man, and my eyes were tired! I just happened to be too busy recently, thinking about two days Let’s take Zhao Yang out for a walk too, Hangzhou is pretty good, I heard that he likes it too! Wan Hua, you are well informed, tell my sister about it!”

"Mother is just talking about it, you don't know about it? Actually, she is very happy!" Lan Wanhua said with a smile, "As for Hangzhou, there are too many people going to play this season, and it is crowded. I don't know whether to go to see the scenery or people, sister, you better not go to this stall to join in the fun!"

Lan Wanhua hinted that there are too many people Lan Xin wants to share the pie, so be careful not to get any benefits and offend others.

"Oh, this is a good scene. If you miss it, you will be gone. There are too many people to go! Having said that, if the scene is not good, can so many people go to see it?" Lan Xin said with a smile: "Besides, sister Isn’t there a good brother like you? Wanhua, you loosen your fingers so much, it’s enough for my sister to grab the front row!”

"Sister is joking, brother, I am a businessman, where did I get such a big gap between my fingers? It's not the Tathagata Buddha!" ​​Lan Wanhua said, unwilling to accept Lan Xin's fault.

Lan Wanhua didn't want to help, Lan Xin rolled her eyes, smiled more happily, and said, "The Tathagata Buddha is not as capable as you, Wan Hua!"

Having said that, Lan Xin leaned over to get closer to Lan Wanhua, and said in a low voice, "Sister, I heard that Xiao Xue'er is the 'biological child' of you and Jing Xing!"

Lan Xin intentionally put emphasis on the word "Birth", and when Lan Wanhua heard this, her eyes that were still smiling a second ago were sharp, and she said, "Xue'er is naturally the 'biological' of Jing Xing and me, even closer than my own life." !"