I suspect my boyfriend is not human

One person, one whale, chatting in the lounge, surfing the Internet, and going to the canteen to have a meal when it is almost time for dinner, and the time is suddenly in the afternoon.

Ji Fei'an also lives here quite comfortably, the only thing that makes him a little concerned is that the people he saw in this office building... No, there are too few animals.

It was already evening when I arrived yesterday, so it is normal for the animals in the office building to leave in a hurry and there are only a few garrisoned, but this morning I didn’t see many animals except the receptionist and zombies. Even when he went to the dining hall at noon, a few animals came to eat, which made him curious.

But it wasn't too important, so he didn't bother to ask.

I thought I would stay here for several days, but I didn't expect that the zombies would come to the lounge to look for them that afternoon.

"Hu Jing, come out, the members of the organization are here."

After knocking on the door, the zombie opened the door and looked in.

At this time, Ji Fei'an was showing Hu Jing some documentary films made by humans. Hu Jing was very interested in how humans view wild animals in the natural world, especially the interpretation of human behavior on wild animals. His face was full of smiles. meaning.

Therefore, when the zombies came in and interrupted his viewing, Hu Jing was immediately unhappy.

Seeing his face darken, the zombie shrank its neck subconsciously.Fortunately, Ji Fei'an is interested in the members sent by the organization. He hasn't noticed that Hu Jing is in a bad mood, because Hu Jing has double standards when facing humans and other animals. Murderous, when facing the two-legged beast in the next second, he can immediately change from sunny to cloudy, and his expression changes seamlessly in an instant.

Zombies can be said to have a deep understanding of this, such as now.

When Ji Fei'an heard that the members of the organization were coming, he poked his head out from behind Hu Jing and asked curiously, "Is it an animal that came to assist Hu Jing?"

"Yes, yes, yes." The zombie nodded repeatedly.

Ji Fei'an, who hadn't seen many animals in the office building all day, suddenly became interested, got off the sofa and said, "Can I meet together? If you talk about things, I'll go away."

Before the zombie could answer, Hu Jing had already made the decision by himself: "Yes! It doesn't matter if you are by the side, it's just discussing how to bring a member back, it's not a secret, it's not inconvenient."

After speaking, he glanced at the zombie half-threateningly.

Zombie: "..."

Let's go!Boss, you have the final say, what else can I say.

Ji Fei'an didn't notice their private communication. Hearing what Hu Jing said and seeing that the zombies didn't object, he followed them to the office without any notice.

The zombie's office is not on the same floor as the lounge they were in just now, so when they took the elevator to the floor where the zombie's office was located, the elevator door just opened when they heard a loud voice laughing in the corridor.

Hu Jing, who has a keen hearing, frowned, a little insensitive to the loud voice.

But soon, his dissatisfaction escalated.

"So it's true that killer whales and beluga whales have an affair?"

Ji Fei'an: What? ! =mouth=

Hu Jing: What the hell? !

Zombie: what? ? ?

"Then what's the matter with the dolphins, are they threesome?"

"I'll go! I didn't expect the relationship between the four of them to be so complicated!"

I don't know what they were talking about, but one thing I can know now is that Hu Jing's face is so gloomy that it can drip water, and Ji Fei'an is still a little bit unable to recover, probably those few words are too shocking. People feel in a trance.As for the zombies, after recognizing whose voice it was, all they had to do was silently support their foreheads.

Hu Jing walked straight towards the source of the sound with a dark face, apparently wanting to find out this animal who dared to gossip about him behind his back and create rumors about him, and then teach him a lesson.

Nima!Secretly saying that he is fine, but his Two-legged beast heard it, wouldn't it damage his image in the hearts of his two-legged beasts? !This tell-tale guy must be severely punished!

Hu Jing walked towards it with murderous strides, only to find that the place where the voice came from was the zombie's office.

Seeing the number plate of the room, Hu Jing just took a look at it in less than two seconds, and with a sneer on his lips, he pushed the door open and walked in.

Ji Fei'an and the zombie followed closely behind. Although the zombie had a bad premonition in his heart, he hurriedly tried to get into the office before Hu Jing, but it was still too late.

Hu Jing entered the office first, and there was about five seconds between Ji Fei'an and the zombie. However, when they were about to push the door, there was a tragic and loud noise from inside.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"Help! Kill the bird! The killer whale is going to kill the bird!"

There was the sound of something being knocked over, a chaotic crackling sound, and then the sound of a bird flapping its wings.

Fuck!Is this going to be a murder case? !

Ji Fei'an was frightened by the movement, and Lima opened the office door. As soon as the door opened, a big purple-blue bird flew out of it in a panic and hit Ji Fei'an.

The big purple-blue bird was unlucky. After bumping into people when it wanted to escape, it didn't panic like ordinary birds. Instead, it simply hooked its claws, hooked Ji Fei'an's clothes, and immediately climbed to Ji Fei'an's clothes. Behind Ji Fei'an like a large pendant.

Looking back into the office, I saw feathers flying all over the sky, the window to see the outside scenery was wide open, and there was a pool of very vivid bird prints on the glass. Looking again, the coffee on the desk was also spilled.

Hu Jing stood in the middle of the office, holding a bundle of documents in his hands, rolling up his sleeves with a gloomy expression.When he found out that the instigator dared to hide behind his own Two-legged beast and still couldn't get down, he was furious and said, "Come out! Did you come out on your own initiative or do you want me to come and grab you?"

A few seconds after he finished speaking, a bird's head slowly appeared from behind Ji Fei'an, and said in a low voice, "You seem to think I'm stupid! I'll be beaten to death by you when I come out."

"..." Hu Jing grinned after being choked back, but unfortunately, it was the kind that anyone with a discerning eye could see was angrily smiling, "If you don't come out, I'll kill you immediately!"

The bird's head immediately retracted behind Ji Fei'an.

When the zombie saw a puddle of coffee poured on the table, and then saw the documents that Hu Jing used as a weapon, he felt like he was going crazy.

Ji Fei'an naturally knew that there was a bird hanging behind him. Although he didn't see it clearly just now, he could roughly know that the size of the bird was not small from the feeling of the clothes falling down.

Seeing that there was another sign of war, and seeing that the zombies around him were about to explode, Ji Fei'an was so frightened that he hurriedly smoothed things over and said: "Calm down, don't do anything if it's not serious."

"Yeah!" The bird head popped up again, "A man with a tendency to violence is the lowest level, right?"

Ji Feian: "???"

Only then did I realize that the bird was talking to me, and I suddenly said with a black thread in my heart: Nima, you are making fun of me!Do you think your life is too long now?

"Is that right?"

But unexpectedly, Hu Jing actually followed suit.

Ji Feian: "..."

After giving six silent points, looking at the small eyes on Hu Jing's face seeking answers, Ji Fei'an still nodded quickly to prevent them from continuing to quarrel: "That's right! It's right."

Sure enough, Hu Jing's murderous aura eased down, and he threw down the rolled-up document casually, and said, "That's all right."

Just when Ji Fei'an was about to breathe a sigh of relief, who knew that the bird's head would appear from behind him again, and this time it said in a low voice: "I'm telling you, don't believe men's lies, domestic violence Men are heartbroken after beating someone, and they swear that there will never be a next time, but the next time they still go the same way, so you have to believe him and it's over."

Ji Feian: "..."

Hu Jing, who originally planned to let the bird go for the sake of the two-legged beast, moved her knuckles expressionlessly, thinking that she still couldn't let this tell-tale bird go.

Seeing that the fight was about to start again, the zombie who had been silent at the side finally couldn't help but shouted: "You all gave me enough! This is the member sent by the superior to assist you in this mission, the prototype..."

Look at the macaw that pretends to be a large pendant, hooks Ji Fei'an's clothes with its claws, and hides behind Ji Fei'an.

The zombie suddenly felt tired: "Forget it, you have all seen the prototype, the purple-blue macaw from America."

Ji Fei'an felt the bird behind him hook his clothes and climb up, and when he wanted to turn around, the parrot had already climbed onto his shoulders.

"Hi, buddy, howl!"

The parrot subconsciously shook its extremely long tail feathers, and then greeted Ji Fei'an as a brother and brother in a familiar way.

"Uh, hello."

The purple-blue macaw is the largest of the parrots, and with its tail feathers, its body length can reach one meter, and its wingspan can reach 1.5 meters.Therefore, the weight and sense of presence are naturally much stronger than ordinary birds. After squatting on Ji Fei'an's shoulders, I forgive Ji Fei'an for not being in contact with any birds in the past except chickens, ducks and geese. It feels like squatting on Ji Fei'an's shoulders Only a pound of chicken.

Hu Jing was extremely upset when he saw the parrot squatting directly on top of his Twolegs without saying anything, and flirting with him face to face. Look at the bird, hey!Is this about empathy?Hu Jing quickly used the human vocabulary she learned from watching the play in the morning.

In fact, Ji Fei'an was only worried about the macaw's huge mouth, which looks very lethal, and the front is very sharp. Even though he knew that the mutant animal in front of him would not hurt people at will, he couldn't help being subconsciously afraid.

The author has something to say:

To make a complaint, the sound of a macaw is similar to that of a pig-killing cry, and its penetrating power is extremely strong. (Using quack quack is all beautification =. =)

Shredding coconuts in the air is not a dream. I have seen someone say that the macaw at home has become irritable during adolescence, and they directly removed the anti-theft net.

Rubbing the upper body hanging behind the back is what my little jerk often does, and every time he sits down, he has to touch his back for fear of accidentally crushing him to death when he leans on the back of the chair.