I suspect my boyfriend is not human

The zombie dared not speak out against his messy office. Seeing that Hu Jing was already in a bad mood, and the parrot didn't know whether he didn't notice it or was deliberately trying to kill him, he was still flirting with Ji Fei'an.

In view of the fact that parrots and crows are the cheapest of birds, no one should dislike the other, and the zombies are more inclined to guess later.

"What's your name bro?"

As a climbing bird, parrots have thicker feet than ordinary birds, and their joints are more sensitive than ordinary birds.In addition to standing, the paws of large parrots can also be used as hands. Usually, when eating, parrots will use one paw for standing and the other paw for grabbing food, which can hold food for a long time Assists in feeding in mid-air.

As early as before the end of the world, scientists have observed that wild Goffin's parrots know how to use their claws and mouths to make simple tools, and they know how to learn from each other and learn from experience.

But now, this purple-blue King Kong has one paw standing upright, and the other paw is raised to act as a hand. After waving at Ji Fei'an's shoulder, he stretched out to shake hands.

It has to be said that even though he knew that the bird had a soul and wisdom similar to that of a human, Ji Fei'an still subconsciously let go of his defense against humans when facing this mutated parrot in the form of an animal.It might also be because the parrot looked so funny, Ji Fei'an reached out and shook its paw.

Hu Jing: "!!!"

"My name is Ji Fei'an, and you can call me Xiao Ji just like everyone else." Ji Fei'an said kindly, and then asked: "What about you? What's your name?"

The parrot shook its neck in a very proud manner: "My name is really powerful, it's called Lanlanlu."

Ji Fei'an couldn't hold back all of a sudden: "Pfft!"

Seeing Ji Fei'an's reaction, Lan Lanlu, the parrot, shrank back in disgust when animals with high EQ were not far behind in reading people's faces: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with this name? This is my name. I deliberately searched the name determined by historical documents, in the 21st century, Lanlan Road has a great influence, and there are many people who worship Lanlan Road."

"..." Ji Fei'an was suddenly speechless, and said against his will, "It's nothing, I just didn't expect you to use this name."

Realizing that Ji Fei'an's words were against his will, the parrot groaned: "Don't try to lie to me! You stinky man who doesn't tell the truth, I know that you just want to coax me with your flamboyant words, and you don't think so in your heart."

Ji Feian: "..."

Hu Jing next to him couldn't stand it any longer, Nima, this parrot really opened the dyeing room for some color!Strolling forward, he quickly grabbed the parrot's wings with one hand, tore it off Ji Fei'an's body like buying a chicken in a vegetable market, and lifted it in mid-air.

The zombie didn't expect that Hu Jing's action was so fast, and the parrot was addicted to the show and wanted to perform live. For a while, it forgot that the danger was not over, so it was succeeded by Hu Jing.

The parrot came back to his senses and found that he was caught by Hu Jing. He cried out in fright, kicked his feet and wanted to flap his wings: "Big brother, please forgive me! I don't have a few catties of meat on me, it doesn't taste good at all! Let it go!" From now on, little brother, I will be your cow and horse!"

The zombie raised his forehead silently again, and then re-emphasized in a low voice: "You guys stop and talk about business quickly! Lanlan Road, don't mess with Hu Jing anymore!"

Hu Jing stared at the parrot in his hand, and the parrot quickly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. It was finally at peace now, except for being too noisy, Ji Fei'an felt that these animals were actually very interesting.

The office was turned into such a situation that it was not used to continue talking about business, but the zombies didn't have the guts to protest to Hu Jing. Let's talk in the next office."

After Hu Jing pondered for a while, "Mm" gave birth, but just when everyone thought it was all right, and the zombies also opened the door, Hu Jing suddenly threw the parrot out of the broken window with a very precise backhand.

The parrot didn't expect this to happen, but even if it reacted, it was useless, Hu Jing has always been good at throwing things out.The parrot was directly affected by inertia, and the whole bird was thrown outside, and it turned several times in mid-air.

The zombie's office was at least a few floors above the ground, and the parrot screamed in fright and flapped its wings desperately.

Ji Feian: "..."

"Okay, let's go to the next door." Hu Jing directly grabbed Ji Fei'an's shoulders and led them to the corridor.

After the parrot came back this time, it was finally honest and peaceful.

In the office, several members brought a human to sit inside, and the zombie began to tell them the general situation of the mission.

"The new members to be picked up this time were seen by a flock of birds passing through the desert recently. Judging from their descriptions, the other party should be a secondary evolutionary variant of Little Blue King Kong."

Speaking of Little Blue King Kong, the big parrot, which has now been scared, let out an ah.

As if to know what it wanted to say, the zombie directly affirmed his conjecture: "It's your close relative, which was once judged as an extinct species in the wild in the early 21st century."

The big parrot began to shake again: "I made it! I made it! My mother said that there was only one left at the beginning who wanted to get married again and couldn't find a partner, and finally hooked up with my mother's third aunt's second uncle's aunt's house My daughter, hey! But my mother's third aunt's second uncle's aunt's family is so angry."

Ji Fei'an was stunned, and the zombie explained in a low voice next to him: "These large King Kongs are extremely long-lived, and they can live for 90-[-] years in captivity. Lanlanlu's grandmother was originally a wild bird, but was later poached. It is quite normal to know a lot of ethnic gossip if you catch them and resell them."

"No, I want to complain that he actually knows their relationship."

Even though his parents were there in his previous life, Ji Fei’an, who still couldn’t remember all the seniority of his relatives in his hometown for more than 20 years, was amazed that the big parrot could remember so clearly.

"...Listen to him!" Hu Jing immediately said when Ji Fei'an showed signs of praising the parrot, "He and that crow are both birds with mouths full of trains, and even if they don't remember anything, their group Just a few birds, the total number is not more than [-]."

The big parrot wanted to say that he didn't blow indiscriminately!But seeing Hu Jing's unfriendly appearance, he could only whisper in his heart, but couldn't help grinding his big mouth that made a clicking sound to reveal its mood.

The author has something to say:

Little Blue King Kong, also known as Spix King Kong, is the prototype of the two parrots in "Rio Adventure".The wild population has become extinct, and the remaining little Blue King Kongs are in the hands of local tyrants in Arabia. After the government discovered the extinction in the wild, they quickly bought the remaining little Blue King Kongs in the pet market for conservation, and the Arabian White Robe is the current largest investor.

In the desert of Qatar, imitating the living conditions of Little Blue King Kong in the wild, an artificial forest was set up for breeding and wild training.

There is a gay friend who keeps cats. When we chatted with her before and complained about the owner of the family, the two of us couldn’t help but sigh that the three big pets in the pet circle are probably the cat’s hands, the dog’s tongue, and the parrot’s mouth.

The cat in her family is also particularly aggressive. Once Jiyou was woken up by her cat slapping her face in the middle of the night, and she was so angry that she got up in the middle of the night to fight with the cat.Needless to say, the parrot’s beak. Since I raised a jab four years ago, although it is only the size of a palm and weighs only [-] grams, it has already bitten off many pairs of slippers, data cables, computer keyboards, water pipes… ... Nima, this prodigal little hot chicken!

Also, few parrots are really quiet!Ever since I raised Jiji, every morning at 06:30, on time——Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack chirp chirp chirp chirp...

To step into the elderly routine ahead of time, all you need is a parrot.