I suspect my boyfriend is not human

Source Dynamics Cultural Creativity Co., Ltd. is a large-scale mature professional cultural media company whose business includes: project shooting, film or TV drama distribution, performance program planning, performance program execution, media resources, and event marketing.

The above is its introduction on Xunpin.

It's a pity that now in Ji Fei'an's mind, after recalling the familiar reasons, all he can think of are: "Humans vs. Zombies: Three Hundred Times Day and Night", "What Tentacles and I Have to Tell", "KoukouらNa Slut"... a series of adventure-seeking love action movies.

Ji Fei'an definitely doesn't have any special sexual fetishes, but boys, more or less must have some understanding of this aspect, especially during adolescence. Curious, the boys in the class made an appointment after school to secretly hide in the hotel to watch movies, which is almost the experience of many people.

Because of time travel, Ji Fei'an, who experienced the growth process again, naturally had to revisit this kind of incident when boys gathered together to secretly watch movies when he reached puberty. So, when he saw the things that the boys were excitedly looking forward to, he acted calmly when he saw them, and calmly said to the others afterwards: young yousoyoung!

Facts have proved that he will be punished for his pretentiousness.

One unconvinced boy suddenly said after school one day that the movie he downloaded this time was definitely a genre he had never seen before!It will definitely surprise him!Seeing that the other party's attitude was so firm, Ji Fei'an was too embarrassed to refuse, so she went to watch it with a few boys who usually had a good time with a nonchalant attitude.

Then... his world view was refreshed!

Fuck!These days, there is such a diseased content about zombies and people? !Ji Fei'an no longer knew whether he was watching a horror movie or an A movie. All kinds of brains splattered and flesh and blood flew in the screen, let alone fainting, it would be good if he could not have nightmares tonight.

Except for the boy who provided resources, everyone else was scared to cry!After regaining consciousness, they immediately beat up the boy collectively.

At the beginning of the film, although the logo of the source of power flashed by, it left a deep impression on Ji Fei'an's mind.At least when Ji Feian downloaded the film later, when he saw this icon, he immediately detoured.

The psychological shadow ends here.

Ji Fei'an's face paled instantly when he came back to his senses, looking at the zombie smiling kindly at him in front of him, he couldn't feel any warmth in his heart, only felt that he had fallen into a wolf's den.

So don't be in a hurry to find a job!We must check it out!This kind of company is located in the wilderness, and the jobs it recruits are not in the same style as the company itself. At first glance, there is something wrong!

Knew it!Unexpectedly, this is a Koukou company!So the male nanny or something, the truth is the male actor, right!The interviewer is still a vicious zombie... Damn!This is if he refuses to obey, he will be forced directly by force, right? !

Ji Fei'an now regrets being so overwhelmed by the idea of ​​looking for a job that she forcibly ignored all kinds of doubts and came to the interview.It is obvious that the sum of the two lifetimes is 50 years old, so why can't you be careful!Nima is going to lose her integrity now!

The interviewer, that is, Ye Yao saw the young man who came to interview and saw him clearly, his face turned pale with fright, and he was so pitiful that he almost wrinkled into a ball. He fled the door, so he quickly opened his mouth and comforted him with an unprecedented gentle tone: "Little brother, don't be afraid! I haven't eaten people for a long time!"

Ji Fei'an, who originally stood up and wanted to find an excuse to run away, did not relax after hearing this, but suddenly his legs went limp, his buttocks stuck back to the bench, and his whole body trembled even more.

Ye Yao scratched his face, with an innocent expression on his face, but at least the applicant didn't run away, he coughed dryly, and explained first: "Did you see the collar around my neck? This is a safety certification issued by the government. Although we There are indeed some corrupt elements among the zombies, but I am a very good citizen!"

Ji Feian: "..."

Why do these words always sound weird?But after he said this, Ji Fei'an noticed the collar on the other party's neck.It was a silver-white metal collar with an extremely simple design. There was a blue breathing light flashing rhythmically in the middle of the front, which proved that the collar was working.

Regarding zombies, according to Ji Fei’an’s understanding from textbooks and the Internet over the years after traveling through time: after the end of the world, human beings will continue to hunt and kill the remaining zombies while recuperating. However, for those advanced zombies that have developed self-awareness, the government There were two groups of opinions.One is that all zombies should be killed, while the other thinks that now that a way to restrain zombies has been found and advanced zombies have wisdom, it seems against humanity to kill them all.Both sides held their own opinions and debated endlessly. In the end, after discussions and votes, considering that there were still many unsolved mysteries about the zombies, which were worthy of in-depth study by scientists, all these zombies were locked in the research institute as experiments and observations. object.

So when he suddenly saw a living zombie jumping in front of him, Ji Fei'an felt unbelievable on the one hand, and instinctive fear on the other.

Fuck!This is a species that almost drove humans to extinction!

But maybe the other party spoke in an orderly manner, and besides his scary appearance... he seems to have a pretty good temper?Ji Fei'an also gradually tried to calm down, but he opened his mouth and found that after such an interruption just now, his original state of preparation for the interview was gone.

"Okay, back to the topic." The zombie interviewer saw that the applicant's mood had stabilized, so he said to himself nonchalantly, "Let me introduce myself first."

"My name is Ji Fei'an. I'm 23 years old this year. I'm a graduate of administrative management..." Ji Fei'an reflexively recited the self-introduction prepared yesterday.

But after finishing speaking, he suddenly realized that this is a company specializing in the production of erotic action movies!So he immediately endured the pressure of facing the zombies, and stammered to add: "I, I won't betray my appearance!"

"???" The zombie interviewer looked at the applicant as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and suddenly realized the company name he used when posting the recruitment information.

Depend on!No wonder the people who came to the interview before were all coquettish sluts, damn it!Wrong number!

Thinking that the one from the sea has been waiting impatiently recently, in order not to let go of this rare normal applicant, the zombie immediately explained kindly: "Oh! Don't worry about this, the job we are recruiting now is definitely not What kind of unscrupulous work is going to be done, in fact, it is just to help one of our investors find a reliable male nanny to take care of his daily life."

Ji Fei'an's complexion gradually improved, and at the same time, thinking of his reaction just now, he immediately felt embarrassed and ashamed for thinking too much.

Seeing that Ji Fei'an had no objection, the zombie continued: "If there is no problem, then I will tell you about the work content!"

Um?Ji Fei'an felt that the progress was a bit fast, and it felt like the interview had already been done just now, but she still listened quietly.

The author has something to say: [Diary [-]]

The fourth day ashore.

After spying on the daily communication of Twolegs through the Internet for a day, my Twolegs hunger and thirst became more serious!Now it’s all in my mind—twolegs, twolegs, twolegs, big twolegs, small twolegs, male twolegs, female twolegs...

Why is the efficiency of that spicy chicken rotten meat so slow!

I couldn't bear it anymore, when I saw him, I felt a taste of heaven =. =